User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 1

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Dear Dr. Skullthumper

You're exceptionally good for someone who's only been here for barely 2 days. Kitchen sink is already one of my personal favorites. You sure you only joined this site yesterday? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:19, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment! I've only started editing yesterday, but I've been reading various articles for awhile. Kitchen sink is my first one. Actually I write for a hobby, but it's gone too serious lately, and I decided to hang around here for awhile to get my sense of humor or humour or whatever it is back. Again thank you! (Suddenly realizes he needs a sig:)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 21:34, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

I've nommed you for Noob of the Month. Go check it out. And this is a good award, by the way. If you're looking for something not-so-good, try UGotM.

Oh, and GREAT job on Kitchen sink. And congrats on the feature. --Andorin Kato 02:54, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

I am honored to be nominated n00b of the month, but I agree with Thekillerfroggy on this one. I've got time next month, and Ξ... I mean, ₢, er, that is, Я... wait... Э... oof... ۞... yes, that's it, ۞ doesn't. (Damn, that username's hard to pronounce.) And thanks muchly for the compliment! It was quite the shock to see it featured. It almost gives me a false sense of accomplishment. Now for the bit where everyone discovers I can't actually do anything better.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 04:08, 18 June 2007 (UTC)


I highly recommend that you consider writing for this. You'd be a sure shot for Best Noob. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps if I am suddenly inspired I will give it a shot soon. Thanks for showing me!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 04:28, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy/Pillow fighting

I have no doubt in your writing skills, especially pertaining to this type of article, so I am calling out to you a request to help me write this. I've written most of it, but I can't quite figure out how to end/write some sections, particularly the part about the Pro-Pillow fighting and Reaction. Any other things you could fix up or add would be great too. When it's finished I plan on putting this up on VFH, and if you add to it I'll mark it as a collaboration. Thanks :) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:52, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

You are good with linking

Pink Thekillerfroggy thinks you are a god of linking.

Accept this blue template.

"Michael is like Mozart and I'm like... Mozart's friend. No, wait, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like... Mozart. If you mess with Mozart, you get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy!"

~~ Dwight Schrute, The Office

So yeah. You're adopted. Keep doing what you do, which is writing good. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey hey!

Welcome to Hall of Shame. TKF already added your name to this list of good writers. Congratulations.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:46, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! It just goes to prove I get dangerously bored over the summer. My next aim is to become Noob of the Month, but I dunno... the competition is fierce this July...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 17:02, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Yes it is. I'm tempted to nominate Rcmurphy, just to see what happens.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:03, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Probably death, or worse...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 17:08, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hooray, you're adopted

Your first act as my adoptee is to read HowTo:Play Russian Roulette, then vote on it accordingly on VFH. Good day (or night, as it may be. Midnight is such an odd hour, no?) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Way to kill me. Shows how much you care.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 05:16, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you, thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 30 July 2007 (UTC)


Russian Roulette Guy UGH
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...


Hi Skullthumper - I've just been doing the ICUs for last week and I noticed you've been putting them on some articles that are too old. No harm done - just remember that ICU is only for articles under a week old - for all the other rubbish use VFD please. Thank you! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:18, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't know. Thanks for telling me!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 15:46, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

Glad to help

I wish you the best with your Ode to Monotony - and, as you so sagely noticed, "Litefantastic" (the Wikipedia username from which my UN username is derived) is indeed a nod to Terry Pratchett. Kudos on being the first to notice. -Tritefantastic 01:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)


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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 10 August 2007 (UTC)


Yeah, when you do that, could you please check the "minor edit" thingamajig? It'll make it easier to go through recent changes and get rid of all of the edits. Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:05, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Heheh. Whoops. No problem.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 21:06, 10 August 2007 (UTC)
Can you be careful with your "quoticide"....its about removing non-relevant quotes rather than just removing all that you see. As an example, I've carefully added a lot of Noel Coward quotes to articles, usually removing a pointless, unfunny Oscar Wilde one in the process. Don't just delete. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Also, see that you don't damage the article itself as you did on Dinosaurs. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:06, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
Hmm, all right. I'm done with this kind of thing for now. It's best handled by people that know what they're doing. I apologize for the inconvenience, and, for that matter, the stupidity.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 15:33, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
No worries, it's all /me looks around quickly LJLEGOS fault anyhow! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:38, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
I like that little quoticide subpage thing you had though. Keep it around, I'll use it to purge shit-for-quotes whenever I get the chance :) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:04, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
Sure, it's still at User:Dr. Skullthumper/Quoticide. Glad I didn't screw up totally. I'm sticking with recent changes & template purging for now. :)  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016 22:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
Template purging is always good :D --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:10, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Signature test!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 12:11 Oct 25, 2016

Damn! Again!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:23 Aug 16, 2007
I win!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:23 Aug 16, 2007
You are a genius. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle22:32 August 16, 2007
Spang is more of a genius. Although for some reason I can't get that to work.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:10 Aug 16, 2007

Let's try it a different way. {{{{{1}}}}}

No, that fails. Does this fail?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:57 Aug 16, 2007
Oho! It only fails when you specify the parameter. Thingy.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:00 Aug 16, 2007

Double Redirects

Just so you know, you've created a few. You may wanna fix them, cause they can be kinda annoying, but if you're moving 42 back into mainspace soon, then don't bother. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Aug 19, 2007

I thought I might have, but it's only a temporary move, just to prevent it from instant death. In fact I might be moving it back within a very short space of time, now that it's long enough to slap a {{construction}} on and have it mean something. (If I was planning to move it long-term I'd have fixed the DRs up already.) Thanks for letting me know!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:12 Aug 19, 2007

Welcome message

Thanks for your kind words of welcome. I improved on them a bit, and now I feel even more welcome.

Sincerely, --GodShapedBullet 02:30, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Your Positive Vote for Meh ADHD Article Is Appreciated...

Take this poorly-crafted fecal work as a sign of gratitude...--Flipwits


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