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Rules you have to follow here. For another edition, reload the page.

1. DO NOT post spam on my page. it will bee |)31373|) and you will be strangled by Homer while your friend is being strangled by Homer and Jack is strangled by Homer again while TheLoserBaloon says "STFU N00b!" a lot jacking off to tawdry porn and the BME Pain Olympics.

2. Do not threaten to me that you will strangled by Homer me if you have ever said STFU N00b!.

3. Mad Libs Templates are PERMITTED. Like this. 709871523 days ago, It was a tawdry Monday at noon in a gay bar. Big the Cat was actually mystifying a snake when a person was being strangled by Homer. He said STFU N00b! for no reason and then got strangled by Homer on a Monday.

4. BE NICE. I personally don't like flamewars.

5. Talk HERE if you were offended by my Pee Review. Don't be like "You NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" anywhere else, jackass.

6. Have fun....

Rules you have to follow everywhere because they said so

1. Do not talk about /b/.

2. DO NOT talk about /b/.

34. There is porn of it, with the exception of child.

35. If there isn't porn of it, it will be made (with said exception).

Pages with this prefix:

SignPost goes here

June AKA Archive 1.

July, or Archive 2

I fixed your page.

Hi. Your page needed some help so I stepped up to the plate. Check it out. Thx. Smuggler.


Welcome, DotJasperDotNot, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:11 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You Win a Cookie!

For reviewing my article.... --Velosi-T 02:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! I'll be sure to put it on my Intentionally Bad cave profile. DotJasperDotNot! Icons-flag-us Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 14:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Also Schfifty-five.

My templated thankings

Ta one helluva lot for that UnProviser of the Month nomination. I'm flattered. And on a completely unrelated note, you're the first to ever recieve my poorly-made official thanking template. You'd better be overwhelmed with honour right now. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon - CONTACT

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