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1. DO NOT post spam on my page. it will bee |)31373|) and you will be flattened by a falling piano while your friend is being flattened by a falling piano and Jack is flattened by a falling piano again while TheLoserBaloon says "fagget" a lot jacking off to melodramatic porn and the BME Pain Olympics.
2. Do not threaten to me that you will flattened by a falling piano me if you have ever said fagget.
3. Mad Libs Templates are PERMITTED. Like this. 90 days ago, It was a melodramatic Saturday at noon in Eastern Europe. Cloud Strife was actually jiggleing a thong when a person was being flattened by a falling piano. He said fagget for no reason and then got flattened by a falling piano on a Saturday.
4. BE NICE. I personally don't like flamewars.
5. Talk HERE if you were offended by my Pee Review. Don't be like "You SHIT" anywhere else, jackass.
6. Have fun....
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34. There is porn of it, with the exception of child.
35. If there isn't porn of it, it will be made (with said exception).
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I fixed your page.
Hi. Your page needed some help so I stepped up to the plate. Check it out. Thx. Smuggler.
- [09:11 5 August]
You Win a Cookie!
For reviewing my article.... --Velosi-T 02:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! I'll be sure to put it on my Intentionally Bad
caveprofile. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 14:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Also Schfifty-five.
My templated thankings
Ta one helluva lot for that UnProviser of the Month nomination. I'm flattered. And on a completely unrelated note, you're the first to ever recieve my poorly-made official thanking template. You'd better be overwhelmed with honour right now. BlueYonder - CONTACT