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1. DO NOT post spam on my page. it will bee |)31373|) and you will be Eye Beam'd while your friend is being Eye Beam'd and Jack is Eye Beam'd again while TheLoserBaloon says "???????" a lot jacking off to colossal porn and the BME Pain Olympics.
2. Do not threaten to me that you will Eye Beam'd me if you have ever said ???????.
3. Mad Libs Templates are PERMITTED. Like this. 0.5 days ago, It was a colossal Tuesday at noon in Zurich. Spongebob was actually untieing a waffle when a person was being Eye Beam'd. He said ??????? for no reason and then got Eye Beam'd on a Tuesday.
4. BE NICE. I personally don't like flamewars.
5. Talk HERE if you were offended by my Pee Review. Don't be like "You GOD DAMMIT" anywhere else, jackass.
6. Have fun....
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35. If there isn't porn of it, it will be made (with said exception).
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I fixed your page.
Hi. Your page needed some help so I stepped up to the plate. Check it out. Thx. Smuggler.
- [09:11 5 August]
You Win a Cookie!
For reviewing my article.... --Velosi-T 02:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! I'll be sure to put it on my Intentionally Bad
caveprofile. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 14:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Also Schfifty-five.
My templated thankings
Ta one helluva lot for that UnProviser of the Month nomination. I'm flattered. And on a completely unrelated note, you're the first to ever recieve my poorly-made official thanking template. You'd better be overwhelmed with honour right now. BlueYonder - CONTACT