User talk:Dossier

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Dossier, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:55, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

edit VFD

Lately, it seems like you've been nominating a bunch of Cajek's pages for VFD. I might be wrong here, but it looks to me like you've been using the system to harass him. Please don't. If you don't like a page, feel free to nominate it on there, or even improve it yourself, but pages that have been featured or pee reviewed are not deletable, as the community has already expressed an opinion on the matter. Don't bother nomming good pages for VFD, it only wastes space. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:24, Nov 12

You're not cajek, what do you care? Dossier 03:30, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Uh, because it's in the rules. Don't be a dick. It's just not funny. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:31, Nov 12
That, and we're The Cabal. Which does not exist. And we request that you either cut it out or come onto IRC and explain it all before we begin deliberations on how best to deal with you... I am not an admin     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   03:33, 12 November 2007 (UTC)  

He probably deserves whatever it is you think I'm doing to him. Dossier 03:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Which is what, exactly? Trying to spite him through VFD? If so, that's pretty immature. If you have a problem with him, he has a talk page just like this one. Feel free to use it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Nov 12

Pfft, I don't have a problem with him. I troll reviewed articles. Dossier 03:44, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that right? So you go over articles in Pee Review and decide for yourself which ones need to go on VFD? All by yourself? --Andorin Kato 03:45, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Isn't that what you fellas do? Anyways, I put up 3 very bad articles today, one of which happened to be cajek's. I guess he's a bad writer. Dossier 03:48, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Not indiscriminately. Articles in Pee Review are likely being worked on anyway. No need to VFD them. --Andorin Kato 03:50, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
As Captain Catheter, I reserve the self-given right to screw over all of your crappy reviews. Congratulations, you're in my domain. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:47, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I see, okay. Well, thank you all for coming. Dossier 03:51, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

See you next month, I guess. I seem to just pop up. Dossier 03:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

edit Thankies

Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Dossier. - 08:12 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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