User talk:Doigy

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Hey this the lord high master Doigy, some call me doigalot, others call me doiginder, but as many are not permitted to even usher my name due to fear of death, and horrible things spewing forth from my evil army of dwarven smiths and noob haters. I was put on this earth for one reason to find the truth.

edit Welcome!

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Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

Hello, Doigy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

edit 'Lo Doigy

Just stopped by with a couple of tips for you. I've just altered your chav hunting article so that it includes a construction tag - to add one in the future, use this code: {{construction}} instead of simply writing "to be continued" or suchlike and the article will remain undeleted for seven days - marauding admins will pay no heed to anything else. However, there's a better way still. When you create a new article, rather than doing so in mainspace, do it in userspace. You do this by creating a page called something along the lines of, which will not be deleted no matter how long you leave it. Once the page is completed, it's a simple matter of transferring it over to the main Uncyclopedia space and adding the userspace version to QVFD - message me on my talkpage or talk to Sockpuppet, whose talkpage can be reached easily via that welcome message up there, if anything is unclear. Finally, to add a signature, use four tildes - like this: ~~~~. There's no need to do this in articles though, just on talkpages, forums etc. Oh, and one last thing - welcome to Uncyclopedia - I'm looking forward to seeing more of your articles in future. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:13, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Doigy

I come bearing gifts. I am awarding you these gifts because I know you will appreciate them it. These This gifts is for you're work on the article Gormiti The Invincible Lords of Nature.

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