User talk:Docile hippopotamus

The doctor will see you now Oh, by the way, before we begin todays session, I'd like to thank you for supporting my recent featured article. Now, tell me about your childhood.--You know what the music means... Our time is up.

edit Thanks

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

To show my appreciation, I'd like to eat your snake.

—Guildensternenstein

(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:48, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thou art bless'd by Ra for thou hath voted at the sacred temple for thy Zheliel. —The la Zhel

—The la Zhel 04:25, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheers for the vote

Hey, thank you for the vote for my page on VFH, it's much appreciated :) ImNotASunbeam 18:08, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For the SotM nom/win. I hope you realize how much you just risked by doing that--especially since one or two months ago, I was nommed and shouted down by a shitload of people.

"Nile doesn't have any power. Now the Tigris-Euphrates, that's a different story."

-TGLSoN on how Tigris-Euphrates conspiracy theorists are cooler than Nile conspiracists

--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 18:30, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

I realized the risk but it was worth it. --Docile hippopotamus 05:44, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank you.--The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 22:01, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Belated thanks

Thanks for voting for my article, Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons

And also, but not belated:

So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty. ~ Todd Lyons

Cheers! --T. (talk) 03:29, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Your sig

Do you ever plan on editing it? Your's is one of the default ones, so I didn't know if you wanted it that way or just didn't feel like doing it. Don Puttano cHeDDs 19:18,28May,2009

I don't plan on editing it. --Docile hippopotamus 05:49, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Voing image reward

Grunt Award Iwillkillyou333 awards you with this Grunt for voting on a image of his. Enjoy! He makes good sandwiches.

edit Thanks!

	Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Month
	Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful sock star as well.

—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:56, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you!!

Oh my goodness, thank you very much for the Foolizter nomination, that's very kind of you!!! I have no idea how to do those big thank you signs yet on photoshop but I shall attempt to figure them out and send a massive one your way :D P.S working on another song for UnTunes. 90.210.155.138 10:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks doc!

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...

edit Thx

"Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?" Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion. Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:27, Jun 4

edit Homestar

I have no idea what I'm gonna do. I've done everything I planned out, and now I'm kinda stuck. Don Puttano cHeDDs 13:45,12June,2009

edit I Will Possess Your Vote

Sorry there's no clever template this time around. I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it gets kicked off VFH.

Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:27, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you quiet river-dwelling mammalian...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

Hope we can do an illustration colab again, I really enjoyed working on Lord Sauron with you. --^Dame 18:12, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

DH is a 'chopper? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:05,14June,2009

You worked on Lord Sauron with CrabPope. --Docile hippopotamus 06:20, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was doing mass thanking. I thought this was Crab Pope's talkpage. Protip: Don't take acid before editing. ^_^ --^Dame 16:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

More importantly, thank you for your vote DH. --^Dame 16:28, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Template spam

The Narrator Would like to thank you all... For voting on his rendition of Snow White. "It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   16:18 17 June 2009

edit Atlas Shrugged

I'm sorry you didn't like the "Atlas Shrugged" article. Could you tell me more specifically why it was not funny, so perhaps I could in some way make it better? Thanks, Clemens177 19:48, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

My problem with it was mainly "Philosophical Points Pitilessly Preached". Apart from that its alright and I should vote for it. --Docile hippopotamus 04:00, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

Well, I will certainly go look at that section again. If I can improve it, I will...but am unsure as to what to add or subtract. My biggest problem in this article was to make it so that someone who hasn't read her books could even begin to understand it.

I saw that you changed your vote. I appreciate that very much. Thank you. --Clemens177 08:45, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thank you for your comments about my article. I went back and added some new images. Thanks for the help! --Albino Zombie 08:11, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Homestar

For the article, I wasn't going by all of the little parts at the bottom, just the parts on the main menu. When you clcik come on in in the real site, it has a main menu with 6 or so buttons, and I'm doing the article to reflect that. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:27,21June,2009

OK. --Docile hippopotamus 05:48, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

edit FU

on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor ~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

And thanks very much for your vote on WotM.  :) --T. (talk) 13:24, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

edit New UnTune

Come In My Face. Parody of Come As You Are. Took my time, I know! Sunbeam no u Have you been doing your ironing? 16:08, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I like it. --Docile hippopotamus 00:56, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Iwillkillyou333 want to say thanks for the vote!

You had voted forUnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit for VFH. Even thought the articles faild o make it to the front page, its nice tohave someone at least vote for it. As a reward, heres an alien dude with two beers, on me. Thanks and see you around the wiki.

Thanks---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:33, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheers me dear

For the Nom, Vote and responsibility for me winning Foolitzer Prize 2009! --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 13:16, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Join the club

You got blocked!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!! Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:31,3July,2009

edit I'm back! In black!

Happy Fourth. You mightve noticed I've been gone for months. I didn't forget about you, I was just on a bit of a hiatus. Anyway, I just wanted to say hi, and let u know that I'm still alive. Although I did almost blow my head off yesterday when I put a triple-burst firework into its launching tube upside-down. Also, I drove a jetski at 70 miles per hour in a small lake right next to Lake Michigan. How's your summer going so far? --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 23:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

My summer has been OK. It has been a bit boring. It's good to have a break from school. --Docile hippopotamus 03:01, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the pics

I may have to write more garbage just to find a way to include them all.--Sog1970 15:18, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Docile hippopotamus -

I'd just like to thank you for reviewing my article, Call from Grandma. I am still an unexperienced user and any help or feedback of any kind is greatly appreciated. —AlbinoZombie 17:38, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Just a Suggestion

Hey Docile hippopotamus, you should make a signature. And a badass one, that fits you. As you can see, my sig is cheesy. —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 20:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

I was gonna say the same thing, but Saberwolf116 got angryish for suggesting it. I made him one, and he didn't even use it :(. Don Puttano cHeDDs 20:53,14July,2009

No thanks. If I come up with a sig idea I like I'll tell both of you. --Docile hippopotamus 04:38, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

You could use the one I made for Saber--> I could make a sig.

But i'd rather use the default, and look pitiful in the face of all your mighty sigs. Don't ask why. Don Puttano cHeDDs 16:46,16July,2009

You know, that's really touching, /me cries —Flutter Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! 07:01, 18 July 2009

edit You need to

archive! Also, you should enable e-mailing. I have an idea for a HowTo, but I don't want to say it in public. Send me an email. --The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 22:40, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't know how to enable it. I'll ask under user. --Docile hippopotamus 06:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Good idea. If anyone knows how to work the e-mails, it's UU. Also, what's new about my sig? First one right gets a prize. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 09:14, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Looks the same to me adjusts his spectacles... and his colostomy bag... Pup t 10:02, 12/08/2009

There is one small change from the sig at the top of this section, to the one I now use. ---The Great Lung Sphincter of Nebuchadnezzar 23:05, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

You got yourself an extra minus sign. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:16, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Ninja star 4....

"Have a Gold Ninjastar!" For being such a noob-lessness rookie. –Flutter

edit Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Guildensternenstein

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:06, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheerio

50% off

your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
Sir MacMania GUN— 15:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for voting. Sir MacMania GUN— 16:11, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for helping make Six Hats a feature...

...and this is where I'm supposed to have made a really exciting template, but it's easier for me to just write this once and then cut and paste it a bunch of times. Pup t 09:33, 11/08/2009

edit VFP

Go there now. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 23:16,15August,2009

edit Thanks—the remake

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:54 16 Aug 2009]

edit UnSignpost?

You work for the UnSignpost? When did that start? Wait, so what am I responding to? Someone says they don't like it, or someone says that I don't like it. Your grammar is confusing me. 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 22:33,20August,2009

"Someone saying stuff 'bout me? I think-a somebody better keep they mouth shut, otherwise I might just have my boy Machamione pay him a visit. Ya know, and it ain't gonna be no incontro sessuale neither. Capeesh?" That good? Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:58,3September,2009

That's good. --Docile hippopotamus 09:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ...

Well, look at this! Appears we got through VFH just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Sir, how many times has this quote been used on the Internet?
Absolutely not, Zoe. I don't see—
Sir, I am not going to use that quote directly, especially when it has become the title of a TV Tropes page.

Huh.

Thank you for supporting the Firefly article! <sarcasm style="obvious">Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on Serenity (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).</sarcasm> But thanks anyway! Sir MacMania GUN—[02:54 23 Aug 2009]

edit Thanks for the Nom!

Jonathan would like to thank you for your support on his difficult journey to finding the answer to his genetical gender issues. Have this shiny template to remind you of your unconditional love for poultry ...

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 14:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

edit My news article

Thanks for displaying interest in my news article, but right now I'm working on this. I'll get to the other one when I can, but for now, my focus is on le mystère. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:32, Sep 2

edit ITTE

Hey Hiphop-opotamus, whose writings are bottomless.

I am just trying to get a little feedback for the above article, as I feel that it has a bit of wingspan but it obviously still hasn't quite gotten airborne. Was there anything particularly unlikeable about it, or was it just a ho-hum factor. Be as detailed or lack thereof in your answer. Or in fact don't even answer at all, completely your call. But this is a bit of a polarising article by the looks of it, and for that reason PEE review has helped me so far but not far enough. Pup t 22:36, 3/09/2009

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

I didn't think it is great, but it is good. For you if you re-nom it I will vote for. --Docile hippopotamus 09:05, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

I love the Hip-Hopapotamus, but the Rhymenocerous is better. Don Puttano cHeDDs 11:06,9September,2009

edit Thanks!

'Sincere Thanks'

Thank you very much for helping to make me August 2009's Writer of the Month.

This is hands down one of the best moments I've had on Uncyclopedia. And you helped make it possible. Thank you.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~}

edit A miserable thanks

Thank you for making UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés the miserable feature attraction for September 14!

As the French version of the musical says:
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.

Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[21:07 14 Sep 2009]

edit Star Wars (2010)

Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twists The controversial 2010 remake of Star Wars will have a sequel. This unpopular move was sparked after the remake was voted #1 for August 2009 by Uncyclopedia. "We felt we may as well use the freedom given to us when we virtually wiped out 33 years' worth of continuity," said co-producer and co-director George Lucas, all the while taunting the editors at Wookieepedia. Most reaction has been decidedly negative, with critics saying that "Lucas will most certainly take cues from the Devil himself" and that "he will most certainly manage to do what he did with the last film—make us regret being Star Wars fans."

Thanks for the vote on August's Top 3!

edit The Doctor

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you for supporting the featured article on the Doctor. Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming. The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out. He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation. That's brilliant, isn't it? I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! Oh, and the above was me too. That's what happens when I lose my clipboard to a fiery inferno. Sir MacMania GUN—[01:49 19 Sep 2009]

edit Thanks!

My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case! Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:34, Sep 24

edit Thanks!

Thanks for the nomination for the foolitzer! --Clemens177 01:51, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Docile hippopotamus' bee says

Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 05:35, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Spam

I have not responded to that original message for a reason. I did not respond to the following message you send because it was non of your business apart from the fact that I don't work for you and I don't report to you. I ignored your email for those two reasons plus the fact that you simply don't know how to address people in a manner that will motivate to respond or to help you. I don't owe you anything, chum, and you spamming my email box will not help your cause. If you come back, I'm going to place an office rule that will ensure that your future conduct here is closely monitored. ~ 23:56, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood

Leprechaun is making its final stand on VFH. Since you nommed it twice out of the 3 times, I figured you might want to join the battle. You in? += 03:40,8December,2009

edit Well, I guess I'll give you this.

I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FAMILY!!! Oh, and thanks for the vote :) --It's Magically Fucking Delicious

Actually, you didn't vote, as you've apparently vanished from the site. However, you did show a ton of dedication to this getting nommed, and for that I thank you, and hope you get back soon. += 20:56,4January,2010

edit Hey Sexies

Thanks luv u

Thanks for the vote. --+= 20:05,31January,2010

edit 3 Temps In Teh ROWZ!!

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! JENNY #6!!!

Grazie. += 23:59,14February,2010

edit You thought I forgot?

	Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Year
	Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful spinning sock star as well.

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:51, 1 July 2010