User talk:Docile hippopotamus

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Docile hippopotamus, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Off to a flying start

Flying hippos - there's something you don't see every day. Well, not since I quit drinking. They must have moved away. Anyway, what I'd like to say is: thanks for pitching in over at pee review, Docile hippopotamus - you've made an impressive start with some helpful reviews. If you're interested in such things, there's a usergroup called PEEING you can join, for helpful types (or those who like giving others the benefit of their opinions, whichever applies!) If you are interested, pop over and join - you've already done enough to meet the criteria.

And if you don't, no worries, I hope you carry on helping folks anyway, and have fun on the wiki! --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:00, Dec 19


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:45, Dec 21

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:47, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you for voting.

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thanks for your vote and nom for NOTM! It is much appreciated. =) --Tagstit 16:17, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Under user nominated you, and you do deserve it. --Docile hippopotamus 01:25, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Well thanks alot!--Tagstit 03:20, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Anytime. --Docile hippopotamus 04:37, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Wow! I am really surprised at the difference in scores! Thanks so much for your time! Scary Movie got nominated for VFH! Woot! Thanks again! --Tagstit 14:33, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Hi! Just wandering past to thank you for your vote in UotY - much appreciated. I'm very happy to be runner up for the award. It's nice when good new users notice what you're doing and take the time to go vote. Hope you're doing well, and see you around the place! -UU - natter UU Manhole 17:39, Feb 1

edit Thanks!.2!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:57 1 February 2009



Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you!


Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?


--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:47, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit hello

The person who u thought left uncyc? I just changed my name. --Strechable Scrotum 12:14, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

edit In Gratitude

edit Um?

What are you doing? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:34, Mar 22

If you are asking about the messages I recently left on people's talk pages, its for an article I'm writing about The Woodburninator, ok? --Docile hippopotamus 01:36, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Um. That's probably not a good idea, but hea... I would not spam that message around any more if I were you. I doubt people will appreciate it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:39, Mar 22
...spam? I'm not trying to have it as spam. --Docile hippopotamus 01:40, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit Thank you!

You get two templates for nominating me, DH. You're awesome for that. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 20:37, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

edit In Graltitude

edit .


Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.

Guard in park

edit Hey Thanks

I was looking at Mordillo's talk page and noticed you stood up for me. Thanks man (I'm guessing here). That means something. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:12, Apr 16

No problem. He shouldn't be disrespecting you. --Docile hippopotamus 00:33, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

edit More Spam!

edit Hippopotami gone wild

--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:10, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:38, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Please Go Here

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:20, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit im a whore

vote for me please--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

edit For your vote...

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour. - Sonje

edit Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:16,7May,2009

Done. --Docile hippopotamus 09:38, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank You--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:49,11May,2009

edit Hey Close Friend

Mr. Adoson says that you and me are very close friends. So, as my new close friend, you are now enabled to the following benefits:

  1. You will be added to my list of loyal followers.
  2. You have access to any of my many amazing templates.
  3. You may vote for me whenever the time comes up.
  4. You will receive a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew.
  5. You will etc., etc. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:55,11May,2009
SBQ2 CheddarBBQ has awarded you a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew!
This is the highest honor you will ever receive.
OK and done. --Docile hippopotamus 08:00, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
Done with what. Oh the voting! I didn't even think about that. Thank you, close friend. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 19:11,12May,2009

edit Thanks!

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