User talk:Dime IV
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
Hello, Dime IV, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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Again, Welcome!19:20, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
You have uploaded a fair number of new images to the wiki in the last couple of hours, are you planning to use them in an article? --19:20, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
edit Your user page
Hello, Dime IV. I don't mind whatever style you choose for your user page, but want to advise you that this is too many links for ordinary Uncyclopedia articles in mainspace. Notably, stuff should be wikilinked only on the first use; if something doesn't have an article, you're not doing the reader a favor by sending him to a different article; and year and day numbers aren't even wikilinked on Wikipedia. Anyway, carry on.14:20 5-Apr-13
Thanks, SPIKE--I appreciate your advice and cool, laid-back admin style. I still feel like I'm constantly walking on eggshells here, just waiting for an admin to say, "Ah-HA! That's not a sufficiently explanatory edit summary, bungfog--you're outta here!" or the like. I hope to have fun here, but I get the feeling that patience for n00bs is razor-thin and the average lifespan of n00b here can be counted in days, if not hours. I hope I'm completely wrong. Anyway, thanks again. --Dime IV (talk) 16:49, April 5, 2013 (UTC)