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Worship me!

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Dancing Banana

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Delegates of the World, I Welcome Thee!

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edit Can't upload file

Diz, I made an mp3 file to tryout for your e-band, but it's too big to upload to uncyc (I can't upload it either to uncyc or to my wikia wiki). Could you give me an e-mail address so I can e-mail the mp3 to you? Thanks. --Hrodulf 02:14, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. If we meet on IRC I'll pm it to you. It's just that I don't like putting my e-mail out in public. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, that's a better idea, I'll DCC it. I did post a small portion of it on the Phase II page for the e-band, but I have to rerecord and reupload it because the level is really low. --Hrodulf 21:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit OUROBOROS2

HERE IS MORE KITTIES:
Ouroboroscat2

cAAAAAAAAAAAAAt!

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 16:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit OUROBOROS

Ouroboroscat

ouroboros cat pwnz

enjoyz. I know it is technically two cats, but who cares. They are munchin' on each other's butts, much like our lord, Ouroboros, the butt-munchin deity.
--so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 11:41, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Ouroboros Rituals

Ouroboros Scarification

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle03:03, 05 June 2007

Lol, that's fucking awesome. Hope that thing in His mouth is the tongue...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:12, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Mmmmm Children

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edit ...

DiZ, i'll join Ouroborofest IF I can be loyal to BOTH. If not, forget it. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Damn...why are you making this so difficult??? Ok, I'll level with you. First, read up on Ouroboros, do a little research, and see if you don't change your mind. If not, then fine, you can be loyal to both. But if you come to Ouroborofest, you get the leftover donuts. Deal? --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:48, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
OK. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! I HAVE BEEN SWAYED BY THIS, DRAGON REPRESENTING THE CYCLE OF LIFE! HAIL OUROBOROS! Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines P.S. LOOK DOWN.

More.

LATE APRIL FOOL! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

edit Join me

Join me in my quest to turn Uncyclopedia from Content free into Contents free.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:08, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Err, what?. Hey, weren't you the guy who nominated me for FFS???--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:28, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
Yep! XD. --Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 10:48, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
Woot, it worked.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

edit LORD FLUFFY

I'll give you some of the stuff I was on when I wrote PHNURR! if you'll change your vote. My greetings to Ouroboros. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 19:14, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Ouroboros

Here's a first try at an animated Ouroboros. It's the full resolution of the image (squared up to 270 X 270 px) and 8 frames. It's about 275 kb, which is a bit large. I would expect the file size to go down dramatically if we shrink the image down to, say, 150 X 150 px. That would make it load faster. I'll try that in a bit.

Ouroboros wobbles a bit because the crests on his head have to clear the edges of the frame as he turns, and because he's not a perfect circle -- his tummy is fat and his tail and neck are skinny. He would turn more smoothly at, say, 16 frames instead of 8 frames...but that will boost the file size back up. We will see what else we can do with the magnificent Ouroboros. ----OEJ 22:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

OuroborosX1
WOW, that looks awesome! The wobble is hardly noticeable, but I wouldn't want to make the file size any larger than it has to be. You can try uploading the smaller version, then we'll see which is best; but it looks great as it is now. Thanks a bunches, Jack. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:55, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Ta.

120px-Olivin Zahnstein Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. 120px-Olivin Zahnstein
And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Inner Circle

Seeing as I, Zerotrousers, completed your primary wish of destroying contents, could i please be granted access to your inner circle?--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:28, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Anyone is welcome into my inner circle, they just have to add their name here. You didn't even have to destroy Contents, but it helps. :-) --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:19, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Wow! Now that is a great accomplishment! Removing contents! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
I want to be a part of your inner circle, but here says there isn't enough room and I should post on your talk page. Neox 23:20, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

edit What do you think

User:Uncyclopedian/Under Construction/The Uncyclopedia Cliche War Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:33, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Just Reading....

DiZ, I'd have to, no joke, be able to be just as loyal to Ouroboros as i am to deepthroat. Good luck in getting the word out.--Math Poet 00:26, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Math Poet. I appreciate you finding Ouroboros in your own way, but there's no problem with you being loyal to deepthroat, too. Ouroboros is all people's religion, whether they know it or not. Oh, and just so you know, Hinoa is pissed right now. He doesn't want to hear anything about Ouroboros, and he has admin powers, so I think I'll have to comply. But my talk page will always be home base if anyone, including you, wishes to discuss His Majesty the Inexorable. Just letting know, and thanks again. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:28, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Just hope you don't get banned by Famine, and you will be fine. I still can't find *CENSORED SO HINOA WON'T BAN MY ASS*, but I don't think I will. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Ouroboros is everywhere, if you just take the time to look for Him. Or rather, look into yourself. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:08, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit DiZ

You have donations! -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

edit Appreciation

113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!


Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 12:00, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey

<Teleports DiZ to dungeon> <Jumps into pit full of grues> Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit Protection

Goobf RapeShielded
Olipro has awarded you his Get out of Bumrape Free card
Consider yourself lucky

Congratulations for earning it.

I have a feeling you're going to need this :P --Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Sorry

Sorry about moving your forum post into your user space.--Scott 07:18, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Windows Desktop

Unfortunately, I have Windows VISTA. It's one of the default settings you can choose.

That's a shame. I really wanted that design. :-( --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:23, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Reply to wonderful Desktop theme answer thing.

I don't care

U CAN'T HAVE IT!

This theme is called Windows Aero. It can be found only in teh amazing newz Windows Vista. LOL! Capercorn 02:16, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Long time no talk

Hey, DiZ. <locks DiZ's castle>. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:37, 11 May 2007 (UTC)


Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:41, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

And last, but not least,

orb-N This user is a native speaker of Ouroboros.

. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

New babel box. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 23:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

That is awesome. I'm going to use it immediately!!!! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:11, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Math Poet

I was honored to be admitted as an honorary member of your inner circle. and i've never been anyone's mentor and advisor before, but i'm honored by that too. just try not to be full of shit. you know how important this is to me. and play nice.  :) --Math Poet 13:41, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I hate shit, too. I'll try to keep it real, and thanks for accepting the honor. I only invite my closest friends to be honorary members, and I figured you were long overdue. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:10, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
check out my talk page for your tribute. and i was damn glad to do it. i hope you like it.--Math Poet 01:34, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Capture the Flag

I challenge you to a game of Game:Capture the Flag. Bottom game, Invitation Only. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

edit You might be interested in this

Pretty good collaberative article. UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Ah yes, I found out about it today on IRC. Imagine my surprise to find out I was actually a rich, pipe-smoking German all this time. I must say, good show. :-) --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 18:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey

What's up? I see there's an inner circle of yours, and I want in. That may seem ghey, but I'm not ghey, nor am I gay, just needy. Anyway, could you work something out? I thought we clicked on IRC.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:19, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, but at the moment, it is filled up. However, you can still join. You have two choices: either I can raise the number of servants per Primary Order member to 4 instead of 3, and you become a member of the Secondary Order (still an honorable and noble position), or I can make you an Honorary member. As an honorary member, you get the same recognition as an official member, and you can still use the {{User Hall Hero}} userbox; but you don't get an epithet or rank. It's your call, tell me what you wanna do. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:24, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

I'll take the honorary rank. That way, I don't have to exert effort.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:39, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Haha, ok. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:42, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

FatAlbert
So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:11, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Adding an Image to an Article

If you don't mind educating a new user a bit; How does one go about adding an image to an article? 206.188.56.24 19:17, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, most of these things you learn as you go, but I'll give you a quick lesson:
  1. Make sure the image is already uploaded. I'm sure you know how to do that; if not, you can ask me and I'll help you too.
  2. Use two brackets [[ and ]] and place Image:imagename.xxx inside the brackets (imagename being the name of the image, .xxx being the format, .jpg, .png, .gif, et cetera).
  3. Use the descriptions thumb, right, left, etc. to format the image, and place pipes ( | ) between them. Thumb makes the image a standard size, right or left aligns the image to the right or left of the page, and 200px makes the image 200 pixels wide (200 is just an example, you can use any number).
  4. Use one more pipe, then place the caption if you want one.
  5. So, in the end, it should end up something like [[Image:Ouroboros.png|thumb|left|200px|This is an example.]]

Which will end up looking like this on the page:

Ouroboros

This is an example.

edit Hello...

Hello DiZ. I am sorry Scout Insineratehymn is going troll on your Name that bang thing. Please accept my apologies. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:13, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, but really, it's no problem. I've handled worse than Insineratehymn before. While I don't know if he's being serious or not, I find it sort of amusing to go along with it. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:52, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

Just so you know, I left tips on the article page in the talk section. Hope it helps! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:01, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a Bundle

HowTo
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

GoldenShower Rejoice, DiZ! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Boy, you're a helpful 'un, aren't ya?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:08, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal For voting for against her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.


edit Thanks

Thanks a Bundle
Alfred Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:37, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit It's already 4th of July in my time zone so..

Stand Up, Whipe yer Nose, take off your Hat... and sing Star Spangl... CHRISTIAN MAGICKCK!!!!!!!

Now! Show some respect damnit!

(This public service announcement was brought to you by Internets. In case of confusion, consult with the documentation before asking. Also, spread this message to at least twenty (20) of your peers within the next 24 hours (keeping the links intact is imperative), or else a little girl in Bangladesh dies AND your family will suffer the most terrible fate, although the worst part will be left for you!!11! Pasting only the links into different chat programs does not count, but may add bonus points/compensation for close friends who otherwise might fail to achieve the goal of at least twenty (20) forwards.)


Apecat 22:34, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Apecat, you're scaring me. D:
But you remembered! Now I feel bad for not doing anything for itsenäisyyspäivä...Happy Non-specific Nation's Day of Political and Economic Independence from Oppressive Monarchal Rule to you as well! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:17, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit 'Ello

So DiZ, am I still the Band Driver? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:53, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

APC

We'll be cruising in this German Boxer APC here. I have yet to place the Ouroboros on it. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Sure! We need someone to drive us from bar mitzvah to bar mitzvah, don't we? Well, for now that's all we've got. Hey, how 'bout being our roadie, too? I mean, you don't expect the band to set up their own equipment, do you? That would be preposterous! --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Why not. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 17:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


edit PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:30, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit GAH! I'M SPEAKING!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:01, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

Potato Salad The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:51, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Quick! Look over there!

<cough>And not here.</cough>

edit I Is Glad For Your Support

Hey DiZ, Garm finally got featured...& I haven't forgotten your input & images! Hard to believe it's been almost a year since we worked on it...--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 05:28, 19 July 2007 (UTC)

edit What's next for the band thing?

The band's been chosen, what should we do next? I have a few original songs we could try; my main problem is that I hear or see awesome music in my dreams then wake up and it's all gone, but I did write a few good songs and if I just start playing a guitar (I pretty much just do chords right now, havn't had a lesson in awhile) I sometimes can come up with a decent song, even if it is a little twisted on occasion. --Hrodulf 21:24, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh uh, damn. See, dude, I never really meant to actually make a real eBand or anything. It was just a little joke done a whim... After all, I posted it on the BHOP, and it's an "Ouroboric Gospel power metal" band. I mean, come on. I don't even have the equipment to do that sort of thing. Hope you didn't get your hopes up or anything...If you really want to, you should start your own band. Sorry again, maybe I should've said it weren't for real. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 02:48, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
O really now? /me runs DiZ over in the German APC, replaces the Ouroborus vynll with BENSON --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:02, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I feel stupid. I feel even stupider that I'm still permabanned from dA and will probably stay that way. I guess I'm stupid. --Hrodulf 19:52, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Actually, dA unbanned me. But I still feel stupid about the band thing. --Hrodulf 14:43, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Aw don't feel stupid. Look at it as a learning experience. Now if anyone comes to you looking to start an Ouroboric Gospel power metal eBand, you'll know better. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:48, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Re: Is this your idea of a practical joke?!

Yes. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:00, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

edit You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:28, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Oooh, a shiny template!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:03, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit /me sits and shuts up

*awkward silence as Ljlego waits to thank you for your vote in WotM*-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:02, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm guessing you want me to vote for you as Writer of the Month...--Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:07, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Er....I already won. You voted for me. I was just following the order at the top of your talk page. I hope he doesn't kill me....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:10, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Don't worry, you shall be spared, for I have naught but pity for your kind. <pats Ljlego on head caringly> Frankly, I did not remember voting at all, but I see now that indeed, it was as such. Congratulations, Ljlego. Surely you have Ouroboros' blessings. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:19, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Me iz teh sadness...

Goodbye DiZ, I hope I didn't cause you to leave Uncyclopedia... :( --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 00:47, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

edit lolwut?

why did you leave diz? who is going to fill #uncyc with beautifully writen pr0n now? WHO?!

edit DiZ, oh DiZ...

I miss you, oh humble one. So do your peers. Please come back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:55, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

edit n00bs for thought

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC) canceled?

dizaz we need 2 knO

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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edit Yarr

Heh, haven't done much uncycl. in a while. Thx for making my wikipedia user talk look like myspace ;) Apecat 22:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC) ]


is rev gunn be? what about the sidewinders?

edit n00b

I'm a n00b to this place, so. Foper

edit Baby come back

You can blame it all on me. But srsly, I miss you. Hope all is going well. <3 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:04 Mar 2 2010

edit Constipation?

Hope all is going well with your bowels. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:33 Jul 28 2010

Hi DiZ. Wanna stay around awhile? We've got vodka. And I'm only here cause I heard you, baby. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
DiZ never stays in the same place too long, he's like the littlest hobo, only he doesn't have an annoying themetune. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I stopped writing because after you left there was no more competition. It's lonely at the top. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:48 Jul 28 2010

edit Name of yours

Hi DiZ, i have a guestion. Is your name from Kingdom Hearts? Hmn? - Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat

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