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Contents 1 RAPE!!! 2 ur r da meanest meanie evuh 3 YAY 4 Here 5 Hey Dude 6 Awesome 7 HEY! RECORD THIS! 8 Bat fuck insane and User:Karategata 9 unsignpostings 10 Et tu, Dexter? 11 Big Huge Cocks 12 I'm probably about to be banned for life 13 Re: Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month 14 pls, cw, and other less important acronyms 15 You sir! 16 Conservation stuff

[edit] RAPE!!!

You've been raped. Have a nice day. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:17, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Self-rape? Wow. I've seen lame, but this beats it all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:18, 15 September 2009

You're just jealous that you weren't sexy enough to rape me. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

You're right. I feel so ashamed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:21, 15 September 2009

It's okay, little one. Now go fetch your mother. She and I have unfinished business. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:23, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

In your dreams, fucker! Hah! Who's the little one now? Huh? Huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:56, 15 September 2009

You are, Midget-Man. Now go save the day. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hah! That's actually funny! Until I break your legs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:00, 15 September 2009

I finished talking to you lowlifes after I got offered a recording deal today, so fuck you. And I'm gonna record a song all about a wizard. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:02, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] ur r da meanest meanie evuh

how dare you call me stupid, your the meanist meanie ever! yor very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Killer trainer 2964 (talk • contribs)

Apparently this guy hates you and doesn't want to be banned, according to his spam on your userpage. But I think he's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very very very ververy very very very y very very very very very very very very veryvery very very very GAY GAY GAY! Send him to Midkiff Land!-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] YAY

Congratulations.-Almost Sir Random Crap

That's awesome. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:14, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I know. And I did it in only one minute. I'll call it Quasi-Rapid In-Joke Writing.-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] Here

For you, representing your wizard fetishes.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I lulled. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:31, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

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Thank you for defending my user page from the recent vandalism! --SpikeFromNH 14:36, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Dude

Hello, Dexter11344, and not welcome to Uncyclopedia! fortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess. Oh and dude Im 18 unlike you. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

Well, that can't be true. 18 year old's don't misspell the word faggot. They also know how to be funny and not just stupid. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 14:54, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

you know, that's what I'd really call rape, all those moronic 9 years-olds squirting all over your talk page • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:41 September 27 '09

This one time when I was 5, I thought I came. Turns out I just pissed myself. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 15:48, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

I was 12 :) • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:54 September 27 '09

dude you dont own this wiki stop bossing pepole around ok how would you feel if i told everyone what to do on my wiki not fun so stop messin around and act normal and yes im 18 dude deal with it.

ok, buddy, you're 18 and I believe you. Now, act like an 18 years old man and stop whining, this is a humour wiki and he has nothing personal against you. Also, I must warn you that dexter has a huge ecock -and tiny eballs- and you dont want to know how huge it is • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 18:30 September 27 '09

I really didn't need to know that. ~ 18:51, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

18 is the age when you are a cunning and cumming adult, but can't have alcohol, so you go on a mental rampage. soon you begin having thoughts of suicide, lots of sex, and the urge to spam the most in-joke infested, vile, absolutely closed off from the real world wiki on Earth, creating a page only an admin will see and then delete and ban you.-Almost Sir Random Crap

no, 13 is the age when you discover that you can cum, but you cant have sex or alcohol - or even a cigarette. It's the age when you discover porn and you start to think that you've became a big man. So you begin on your path of destruction that is vandalism and so forth and you spam your newly-found facts of life all over the shithole that is the internet... Thats pretty much it. Seriously • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 19:36 September 27 '09

[edit] Awesome

Your talk page is so awesome it could be featured. Seriously, want to nom it?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yeah, do it you sexy little bastard. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] HEY! RECORD THIS!

It starts with

My cock, right up in you

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind that you're getting raped

And I should get hard in due time

All I know

Viagra's a valuable thing

Watch me take some as my penis swings

Watch it get hard by the end of the day

The cock ticks life away

It's so unreal

Didn't look out below

And I splooged right out the window

Trying to hold on, but I didn't even know

I wasted it all just to watch you go

I kept everything inside

And even though I tried, I had a wet dream

What it meant to me will eventually be

A sticky stain in my jeans

I tried so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and fucked it all

But in the end it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep in mind sodomy is a crime

And I could be arrested in due time

I tried so hard

In spite of the way you were mocking me

Beating it like I was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fucked with me

I'm surprised

It got so far

Things aren't the way they were before

You wouldn't even blow me anymore

Not that you did that back then

But it all comes out of me in the end

I kept everything inside

And even though I tried, I had a wet dream

What it meant to me will eventually be

A sticky stain in my jeans

I tried so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and fucked it all

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I've put my dick in you

Pushed as far as I could go

And for all this

There's only one thing you should know

I've put my cock in you

Pushed as far as I could go

And for all this

There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard and got so long

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I got so hard and fucked your ass

But in the end it you didn't even feel it!

Anonymous person 21:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Meh, needs more soprano. And two naked wizards doing it would balance those B flats.-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] Bat fuck insane and User:Karategata

I was browsing the Bad Persons list, browsed User:Karategata, with whom you clashed, and must take his side. Bat fuck insane was indistinguishable from vandalism. We ought not go blanking things, but in the case of this article, it was an improvement--though first replacing it with commentary on how bad it was, was not an improvement. (I have no opinion on Catspace, but it looks like he is not just a vandal.) So you made the first entry in his talk page, for which the only substantive message is, stop mucking with Bat fuck insane (and even that comment is in the change history and he might not have viewed it). He deletes your entry, which is ambiguous. I can't conclude he is a Bad Person. (The BP page is the wrong place to say this; I clicked on something there and got sent to an unrelated VFD list. So I don't know how to give my opinion or even if it is solicited.) Spιke|(talk) 22:28, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

When I left the message on his talkpage, it was when he had only made the edits to Bat Fuck Insane. He then blanked it. That's why I put him on UN:BP. Completely justified. Thanks for your concern and all, but the guy definitely deserves a ban. And I haven't looked at his other edits, so maybe he has reformed. Doesn't matter to me. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Very well. I have no dog in this fight. Thanks for the reply. Spιke|(talk) 23:06, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Wait, so the drug dogs found my coke? Damn... I'm screwed now. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:08, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] unsignpostings

hey dex, last week's issue remains undelivered. any chance you could deliver it to even a portion of the readers? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Really? Aight. I'll deliver it to everyone. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Et tu, Dexter?

Awww, Dexter, I didn't expect you'd take the trouble to vote against an article of mine! It was a little funny, wasn't it? A bit? At least a milli-smidge? C'mon! =) --Clemens177 23:14, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If it wasn't at all funny, then all those for voters wouldn't like it. It just didn't do it for me. Also, I have a copy of your one article that got censored cause it offended the government saved to my computer. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:19, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I knew you had that article saved, because you were the nice guy who told me about it and gave me support. That's why it surprised me that you voted against this article of mine. I get that it didn't do it for you, but hell, if I voted "against" every article that didn't do "it" for me, I'd do nothing but! But, hey, no biggee. Just surprised me. Glad you like other stuff of mine! =) --Clemens177 23:33, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

M'kay. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:34, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Big Huge Cocks

I dunno if you're just being silly, but on the off chance you're not, get better soon. Also, you're a cock. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:36, 13 Oct

Yeah, I'm being serious. I'm going to have to have radiation treatment at Emory in Atlanta. Not sure when, though. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:40, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Whoah. You gonna be okay dude? -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:58, 13 Oct

Yeah. Of course I will. The will to live is extremely powerful. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:19, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

I don't want to sound like an ass, but what the hell are you talking about? What's wrong, dexter? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 20:36, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Brother in law has been getting radiation therapy along with a cocktail of stuff. Sucks. Hope to hear good news at the end though.     HMV t 22:57, 13/10/2009

Brain issues? I hope it doesn't have anything to do with that newt wizard. Get well soon, Dexter! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:04, 15 October 2009

[edit] I'm probably about to be banned for life

Dexter - you are the only person that I know that may be ideologically pure. I have been banned recently for bullshit reasons, and then, due to the other managers wanting numbers, re-instated for reasons of keeping the group popular. I posted this article when I was re-instated:

Uncyclopedia Headquarters, America - Lately, an administrator named Mordillo, had a problem with one of Uncyclopedia's most prolific writers, Clemens177. So small were his balls, and his opinion of himself, that he banned Clemens177 for over a month, not for anything bad Clemens177 did, but simply for that prolific writer talking back to him.

Now, given that the management of Uncyclopedia recognizes how prolific that writer was, and what an insecure prick Mordillo was, they have let Clemens177 back, it is expected that Clemens177 will help carry Uncyclopedia again. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The truth is, as has been talked about in the Village Forum, Uncyclopedia is slowly dwindling in popularity due to a dearth of good writers. Truth is, they need regularly posting writers like Clemens177 and others, just to tread water, let alone to swim a millimeter upstream. And finally, truth is, that having cock sucking faggot sons of bitches like Mordillo on management, who ban for an obviously bullshit reason, because they are distressed at hearing someone mention what a small dicked mother fucker they are, is greatly decreasing Uncyclopedia's viability.

Mordillo saw Clemens177 interacting with another member. He chose to publicly upbraid Clemens177 for drama, though none existed. When Clemens177 privately spoke to Mordillo about this - thus avoiding drama - Mordillo banned Clemens177 for another reason - that of showing dead jews in an article in which that was appropriate.

Now bear in mind, dead jew pictures are rarely appropriate. However, this is the forum that has articles about fucking children, and the forum that has articles making fun of retarded children, and the forum that has articles about death, rape, child sex, etc. as our staples.

Clearly then, an article about how the Nobel committee was wrong to award Obama, and mentioning that they'd given a peace prize to the man - Cordell Hull - who killed 250 jews, was not a stretch or inappropriate. Rather it was Mordillo grasping any excuse he could in a vain attempt to regain a manhood he never had. Or so his mother told me in post-coital bliss.

Here's the deal. Mordillo is either banned till the date he said I was banned till, (sometime in November after PLS) or you all can continue to whine in the Village Dump about the lack of good writers on Uncyclopedia. I've no doubt that you'll choose to keep that pathetically ball-less faggot Mordillo on board. But if you actually have any brains, you'll upbraid him, ban him till then, and keep a good and prolific writer here, and let faggot Mordillo come back sadder and wiser in November.

I'll know soon enough, next time I try to write or post or edit. Remember - cocksuckers like Mordillo banning are a dime a dozen. Writers who can make you laugh each day are what you are complaining there is a lack of.

If it is deleted - as I'm sure it will be - you at least knows what happened. I probably won't win this. In fact, you are smart enough to know that I won't. But remember what really happened. Knowing that one smart person, YOU, will make me feel better. My email is Clemens177@hotmail.

Don't forget me. I'm counting on you. --Clemens177 06:52, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

And this is better than trying to talk it out with Mordillo how? Try growing a thicker skin, rather than being a Drama queen every time you disagree with someone. Everybody is here voluntarily. We only have room for one Diva here, and that's me. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 07:02, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You and John Stamos, of course. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:23, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

This is the most childish and dramatic incident I've witnessed on Uncyclopedia so far.. and from someone who I believe is over 30 years old.. Sheesh.. And what's with all those profanities? Also, how do you think dexter is gonna help you? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 07:16, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, the only people I know who use the term "ideologically pure" are generally from hate groups such as the neo-nazis or the kkk. Either way, don't really care. Would appreciate you spending less time trying to make a mountain out of a molehill and be the good editor that you claim to be. Post some quality material. And get the over it already!     HMV t 07:21, 14/10/2009

He's affiliated with a fundamentalist Christian group of some sort.. I guess. Maybe not. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • •

I watched a doco on the KKK once. The member's identified themselves as non-denominational Christian, and used the Bible as justification... fill in the gaps.     HMV t 07:43, 14/10/2009

He's the permanent kind of banned now. Permanently, probably. Therefore, this navel gazing is moot. Moot! Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 07:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

At least he got the title of the conversation right, I'll hand him that. ~ 07:53, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Now stop wasting your time here and go write something. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 07:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Yessir. ~ 08:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm just stumbling here blindly but, having seen the offending article, I can guess what it is. And all I have to say is fucking well respect what Mordillo says. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Some of the more radical libertarian groups would also use the term "ideologically pure", like the followers of Ayn Rand or Murry Rothbard (both atheistic Jews by the way). So I wouldn't say its proof that he is racist per say. --Mn-z 16:16, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Good point. I think the racist overtones and the fighting to keep racist and offensive material on site to the point where he implodes was more my reasoning behind that.     HMV t 22:04, 18/10/2009

Is it wrong that I'm more bothered by Clemens' relentless comma splices than by the content of the article? This is seventh grade stuff. Never join two sentences with a comma. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with people? pillow talk 14:09, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I understand, I do it all the time. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 14:43, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Ack! Stop that! pillow talk 15:30, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

But, wait. How can one, in some fashion or other, join sentences, without using any commas? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:35, 14 October 2009

Think menstrual cycles. Or partial intestines. pillow talk 15:41, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I, personally, agree that Mr Clemens does deserve a banning, not a permanent one though, but if nothing else this does highlight something that could have been resolved in a much more diplomatic manner. What appears to have been a difference of opinion between an admin and a fairly decent contributor to the site has escalated out of all proportion, which reflects badly upon us all. Users, no matter how talented or hardworking need to treat others with respect, even if you do not agree with their views. We are all here to make Uncyclopedia a better place. As admins we must be seen to be impartial at all times, I know Uncyclopedia by its very nature will always cause offense to someone, I have a rule that if I can't be impartial over a topic I pass the buck to another admin and ask their opinion, especially on whether to join large numbers of sentences with commas or not.

Everyone here is a volunteer, we do this for enjoyment, when it ceases to be enjoyable there ceases to be a reason to be here. Part of allowing this revolves around certain freedoms, some of which conflict with our worldview or opinions, some of which is about drawing a line in the sand which we do not cross. Creativity, especially on a comedy website, is about finding the balance. Maybe if others had become involved in this matter at an earlier stage then this particular drama would not have reached the proportions that it did do. I'd like to think we can all step back from this, that Mr Clemens will return shortly a more humble, thoughtful member of the community and that all the parties in this little episode will kiss and make up. Whilst I record it on 8mm cinecam. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Personally, I blame this one entirely on Clemens. Mordillo took it upon himself to unban Clemens, essentially extending the olive branch and acknowledging that a lifetime ban was an overreaction. He even cast a self-deprecating vote for himself on UGotM for overreacting. Not too many admins would do that. But Clemens took that olive branch and shat on it, demanding Mordillo be banned, writing an attack article with no comedy value, and essentially doing everything he could to start drama. This guy's ego knows no boundaries. And, you know what? That's been obvious for a long time. When he came crashing into the forums demanding a lifetime ban because his ex-girlfriend had written an article about pacifiers or some such nonsense, I was thinking "For fuck's sake, give this guy his ban, or he's going to be real trouble for us down the road." pillow talk 15:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

When did Hyperbole get so smart? Anyways, good riddance to bad rubbish. Also, hi Dexter. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:43, 14 Oct

No. No second (fourth) chance for clemens. He has caused enough drama already, and will probably never stop. And, mhaille, I respectfully don't buy into this "both parties kiss up and everything returns to normal". Please, let the whole issue pass, forget clemens, and start thinking of new ways to bring more good writers to the site. Thanks. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 16:50, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

I vote for the "find attractive undergrad English lit majors and seduce them" method of bringing more good writers to the site. pillow talk 17:17, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

The unbanning was in response to community backlash. Unless someone has mind control powers or a time machine, we really can't know if he would have gotten unbanned or not if everyone looked the other way. We also don't know if Clemens would have gone crazy over Mordillo's proper correction of Clemens's vfh drama and any reasonable bans which may have resulted from that. And I wouldn't be surprised if Clemens would have gotten himself permabanned in a month over some other issue had this not happened. I really don't the damage can be undone at this point, Maybe if Clemens requests an ICR pardon, but I don't see that happening. The good thing the drama is over, and we can be back to what we normally do. --Mn-z 19:12, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You mean posting jars of spaghetti sauce on various forum pages as an unsubtle reference to your sexual fetish? pillow talk 19:40, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Of course, and building a pr0n database with the help of Socky. --Mn-z 04:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

pr0n? Where? You mean my landscape pr0n? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:45, 15 October 2009

Ew, landscape porn. --Mn-z 04:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Wait, what the fuck just happened? ... UHHH!!! Okay, I'll think of a way to resolve this... UN:OFFICE possibly? Though the rest of you guys seem to not want Clemens back. Well, I kinda do. So... Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:40, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Who asked you anyway? Like this is your talkpage or something. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:53, 15 Oct

Really, the biggest question to arise from this is: How many of you bastards have my page on your watchlist? Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:55, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Pretty much everybody.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • •

I don't have your page watchlisted. Rather, I have it bookmarked, and I check it every ten minutes. pillow talk 22:05, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

I have it set as my home page. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:15, 15 Oct

I'm just stalking Modus. I like the curtains in your front room, by the way.     HMV t 23:37, 15/10/2009

I just came here because I saw "I'm probably about to be banned for life" and "Clemens177" pop up on my Watchlist, setting my dramasense atingle. Sir Modusoperandi ^{Brute! Boinc!} 22:21, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Re: Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month

I was about to correct the vote total on Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month, but then I noticed it may be correct. It looks like you nommed ChiefjusticeDS but didn't vote for. I just wanted to make sure I got that right before I fixed something that didn't need to be fixed and made an ass out of myself.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:27, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Exactly. I nominated him. That's all. I'd never vote for someone. Not any more, at least. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

OK, cool. I just wanted to check, because it looked like in some of the history your nom was counted as a nom and for. Or maybe I just dreamt that.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:40, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] pls, cw, and other less important acronyms

hey dex. first of all, great job on everything that you do around here. seriously, thanks. secondly, since the PLS is nearly wrapped up, when shall we start on CW? i can help out this week if you need it. i plan on being around more during the week, and CW seems like just the occasion for me to dive back in. i'm more than willing to leave indignant or even promiscuous messages on many users' talk pages...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:01, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You sir!

Will your attractive ass take care of the Conservation Week once more? ~ 15:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Made a forum topic and got the page ready. Now, time to rewrite! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Conservation stuff

What if I started a rewrite before Conservation Week officially took off, but only had the introduction when it did? Does it still qualify? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:17, 31 October 2009

Dexter? Anyone? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:54, 31 October 2009

Huh? Uh, sure. Why not? I mean, if it's no more than a paragraph or two, it's not that big of a deal and therefore would still count. Now get to rewriting fucker. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:15, October 31, 2009 (UTC)