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Sir: In my opinion, your contributions comparing the government of Singapore to Nazi Germany are neither funny nor clever but simply statements of personal opinion. This is a technique that is often used on articles, such as those on states of the U.S., and it is tedious. We understand that everyone brings their own opinion to their writing, but please try to write in a way that will be amusing even to readers who don't share your opinion. With regrets, I am undoing your changes.11:59 10-Jan-13