User talk:Derecho

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Derecho, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit Communism

Re: your edits to the Communism article: Please be aware that we are a HUMOR wiki. This means that nothing on the site should be taken seriously. Please take some time to read the links above, so that your edits add humor rather than take it away. Thank you. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:35, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Chicago

DungeonSiegeAddict510 removed this list and you reinserted it, saying the Nicknames are there for a reason, so stop deleting them! That's not the issue. He removed it because it's an absurdly long list. We dislike lists because they tend to tell the same joke over again (as this one largely does), because they attract bad editors adding stuff that isn't funny, and that they are tedious for the reader. Uncyclopedia is not a collection for every disparaging nickname given to a city; it is a place to create a funny "encyclopedia article" about that city. If you can work some of the nicknames into amusing paragraphs, power to you. Simply cataloguing them into a pile is not good enough. I'm removing this list again. Spıke Ѧ 17:48 18-Jun-13

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