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Where's Ralph Emmerson? --Splaka 08:10, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- AHHH! FUCK! Don't do that, man!--Denzo 08:11, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
- That's what she said. --Splaka 08:13, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
Actually, she didn't say it in English.
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- S.O.S.? 08:35, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
edit OMG WTF
Skynet is the final, world-ruling form of Wikipedia after it finally consumes the Internet so fully that instead of bothering to create a webpage, people just write about it on the Wikipedia. This is a serious problem, as the Wikipedia is, of course, full of lies instead of pirates. This pirate-annhiliating catastrophic event, known as Judgement Day, has not ocurred yet. In 2046, John Connor sends back David Bowie, one of his best surviving operatives, to protect his mother from Terminators (voiced by James Earl Jones), monster robots he's been seeing in his closet since he was five (which is pretty terrifying considering he slept in one). This event was turned into a movie called The Man who Fell to Earth. It sucked.
However, in 2050, Skynet sends back Liquid Ninja, their latest robot (now called Terminators to give Connor the pissing willies). However, due to a malfunction in the liquid-crystal time-displacement matrix, Liquid Ninja ends up thinking he's a cop. Stupid robot. Anyway, the cop tries to arrest the Connor-reprogrammed David Hasselhoff (now in Austrian localization mode) for not being American enough, and to kill John Connor for daring to be cool. This historic event, however, nearly settled the German-Japanese debate about whether or not The Hoff could kick the shit out of a liquid ninja. Needless to say, the Hoff totally kicked the shit out of a liquid timecop.
edit The Third Monster Robot
Eventually, after processing Jimbo Wales' brain in a blender with 500kg of electrolyzed, concentrated lesbian pornography, Skynet arrived at the correct answer. It would build an infinitely flexible (oh my) hot woman robot to fuck the shit out of society. Unfortunately, again due to a malfunction in the liquid-crystal time-displacement matrix, it ended up just hanging out with the Air Force. Slut. Anyway, it convinced the Air Force that it would be a good idea to run all their computers' networking as Wikipedia edits, seeing as how it would be better than what happened with the Navy and Windows NT.
In 2055, John Connor found out about what Jimbo had done and vowed that he would beat the crap out of him and take his lunch money one last time. However future Robo-Hoff fucks him up good, and so his last chance was to send an Uncyclopedia article back in time, in the hopes that it could warn everyone in time to stop Wikipedia.
But I saw that article and it was really lame, so I deleted it and wrote this.