User talk:Denza252

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Today's edits

You made an edit to a HowTo: that I found incoherent. You also made an edit to an article in Andorin Kato's userspace. This is usually an indication that the owner reserves the right to refine the work before putting it in our mainspace. Your addition to a list of examples was not necessary.

Consequently, I have undone both edits. Sorry. Spıke ¬ 21:31 8-Feb-13

Oh, still learning the ropes, i'll keep that in mind The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252

Indeed; first of all, the red above indicates that you are trying to use a signature file...but you have not created one! (or are calling it something different). Also, whatever you did left no timestamp. I think the right thing is to read or reread UN:SIG. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 23:45 9-Feb-13

Light Yagami

With apologies, I am undoing your edit to this article. When you see a long list, it is a mistake to think it will get funny if it gets longer. Specifically, a long list of quotations ceases to make fun of Wikipedia; when it fills up the entire screen, it turns off the reader. Your observation that Yagami spelled backwards is "I'm a gay" is terribly clever and not a bit funny. Please be funny. Spıke ¬ 09:51 4-Mar-13

PS--Upon further review, it's not even clever; the line is used at least twice more, further down on the page. Spıke ¬ 10:00 4-Mar-13

Hello

I've seen a few of your edits, and they are good. Thanks for the serious note on the cyberbullying page. Although I doubt that cyberbullies will read it. They usually come and create a page about someone from their class who they call gay or something, and every once in awhile I will turn the tables on them on the page just because I know they are telling their friends to look at the page - and when their friends look it turns out the author is the one who's the butt of the joke. But that's when I'm in a mood. I would cyberbully you now but I hear food calling. Good to meet you. Aleister 16:31 28-3-'13

{USERNAME}

Overnight, Simsilikesims reverted one of your edits with the note that it is not necessary to add {{USERNAME}} here. In fact, it is never necessary to add it. We are here to make the reader laugh. This template makes the writer laugh by pranking the reader: making the reader assume that we know something about him so particular that we stuck his name into an Uncyclopedia article. Do not prank our readers.

I haven't looked at many of your edits, but I have seen many of your Change Summaries; for example, "Don't ban me!" and I wonder whether you are writing humor or just trying to get noticed. I think it is time for you to write a complete article of your own, and show us your comedy moves. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 11:11 10-Apr-13

Im thinking of a article too, but I can't decide. Oh the "don't ban me" is just a safeguard, because some users get banned really easily. So I can't choose between writing an article on Dungeon Siege II (a kinda good game with really good graphics, or an article on my school, which would mention nothing of anyone there, and I would make sure of that, and just satirize the prescence of nerds there, a nerd farm maybe, but it would insult no-one. If the second idea is too risque, I understand, and my userpage is still a work in progress, do you know what template I can use. I'm open to suggestions. --The Infinite Otaku Emporor 17:50, April 10, 2013 (UTC)

You are correct that actual material on your fellow schoolchildren would be cyberbullying and deleted without warning by any Admin. However, most articles on schools are regarded as "schoolcruft" and at least voted into the Void. You see, there are nerds everywhere, just as there are "chavs" in every article written about a British village. An article about your school would have to be exceptionally well-written or say something unusual, yet not something we would have to already know about your school to realize. Dungeon Siege II would face the same high standards, as an ordinary article on this game would not be relevant to the ordinary Uncyclopedia reader. Spıke ¬ 20:04 10-Apr-13

Your signature

You need to correct your signature so that it links to this page. This lets anyone who read your posts come here to reply with a single click. Most signatures also have a link to the associated user page. Read UN:SIG for details.

Separately, your vote to save HowTo:Annoy your Teacher on VFD essentially says, "If it stays despite its faults, drop me a line and I might fix it." This strikes me as a poor defense of the article and a poor rationale for a vote. If you care about this article, fixing it while it is on VFD is a venerable Uncyclopedia tradition; I personally have 93 saves. Spıke ¬ 12:12 11-Apr-13


I thank you at VFD for fixing up the article--and call on you to fix it further. You have indeed figured out how to code a link to your user page. But did you figure out how to make Uncyclopedia generate the link when you type four tildes in a row? And I asked you to link it to this page (or both pages, as the halves of my signature do), so other voters on VFD, for example, could talk back to you, and not just read about you pleasuring yourself to shotacon. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 23:18 12-Apr-13

Here ya go, I just did some stuff, and bribed every admin except for you, then, blanked wikipedia in its entirity, and then, linked the thing to the talk page, It would make more sense when I actually use it again. Ill put the sig at the end, but now, its a bit useless. Watch for my vfd contribs, or anything that needs a sig. P.S., watch all three episodes of Boku no Pico, without fapping, I failed in 5 minutes, but then again, i swing both ways (im serious) Have a good day banning IPs, and dumbass users The Infinite Otaku Emperor 00:50, April 13, 2013 (UTC)

Why so defensive? you've never been banned. Not even for still not indenting your posts to talk pages so I have to do it for you! Yes, you are linking to your talk page, but it doesn't look as though you have a signature file but are doing it longhand every single time! More of that = less time for typing funny stuff. What floats your particular boat, I didn't need to know. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 00:54 13-Apr-13

You are annoying! You see, right there, it took you 7 edits to get it right. And then the timestamp was out of date and you had to change it--while I was editing the file too, making me start over!!! Spıke ¬ 00:58 13-Apr-13

OK, I made you a starter signature file: The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252. Now go to My preferences and follow exactly the instructions in UN:SIG except type User:Denza252/signature for the name of the signature file. Spıke ¬ 01:05 13-Apr-13

Wow, I am sincerely sorry, about the timestamp / link thing, stupidity on my part. I thought a link to the same page (eg a link to kitten huffing on the page for kitten huffing) would work, but it didn't, so I tried some edits, can't remember what I did. THEN, my inteligence came back to me, and I tried the sig on another page, and it worked. Really sorry about that. And to clear up the confusion about my comment on vfd, it was just that in the beginning, you kinda reverted all my useless, unfunny edits, (realized the non humor in those edits), so I wanted to poke fun at that, GOMENOSAI o great and mighty User:SPIKE, i have already sent a care package of exacly 23.43 generic orange kittens, a kitten felocia, and a virtual pie. I will try to get to making an un:sig page soon (never (when I can think of something to write for the sig)). But until then, could I use the sig that I made on my preferences page? Please. Arigato. --The Infinite Otaku Emperor 01:08, April 13, 2013 (UTC), Now thanks to SPIKE, in COLOR: The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252

No! You need to get through the My preferences thing so that Uncyclopedia will combine that file with the current time when you type ~~~~ Spıke ¬ 01:12 13-Apr-13

Sorry!--The Infinite Otaku Emperor 01:14, April 13, 2013 (UTC)The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252

Christ! now you are doing it both ways! Go to My preferences and type exactly this into Custom signature:

{{Subst:Nosubst|User:Denza252/signature}}

Then check the box. Spıke ¬ 01:18 13-Apr-13

Ok thanks, one last thing, wikiped has a testing sandbox page, is there anything like that on Uncyc? --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 10:30, April 13, 2013 (UTC)

Yes, at Uncyclopedia:Sandbox. You are either doing your signature manually, still, or did not type exactly what I told you to. The goal is to get the name of the signature file put into the page, not the contents of the file. So the contents of the file come out when I read it, not when you type it. Spıke ¬ 11:53 13-Apr-13

Homo spergensis‎‎

Snippy reverted you here and I agree. This is a humor wiki and we are allowed to say "retard." Using this offensive term as the last in a series of otherwise clinical descriptions is funny, and the offensiveness is justified. Spıke ¬ 22:19 14-Apr-13

Oh well --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 22:29, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

I hate to pile on (No, I don't) but you still aren't doing the signature thing right. Edit this section and notice the difference in the code yours and mine produce. Spıke ¬ 22:41 14-Apr-13

Like this?: The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza25222:47 14-Apr-13

Yeah, like that, but I hope you didn't type that manually. Surely you typed at least the date and time yourself. Spıke ¬ 23:10 14-Apr-13

Can you autotime without the sig button? The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza25223:12 14-Apr-13

You can do a lot of things. But you can't do them automatically. So read the middle of Section 6 and do exactly what I told you to do. Spıke ¬ 23:15 14-Apr-13

user:Denza252/Dungeon Siege 2

Ok, i started this, page, you can comment on its talk page! Inform me of broken links, ok? --The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 15:13, April 15, 2013 (UTC) (I know, but im in school, i dont have time to do the formal code!)

Denza, what are you talking about? In Russia, "broken links inform you!" because they come up RED! What are you in school for, excuse-making? Spıke ¬ 15:27 15-Apr-13
PS--Good move bringing this to userspace, because it's not ready for mainspace (very little to it yet). But it sets off all sorts of alarms to remove articles from mainspace (without at least a vote), so next time don't put it there in the first place. Regarding {{Whoops}}, it is important that you devise a comedy concept. Namely, what is the point you are going to try to make about Dungeon Siege 2? Otherwise, you will use Whoops, and quotes, and templates, and it will be nothing other than a personal rendition of moves you've seen elsewhere. This won't hold together and won't be fun for the reader. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 15:32 15-Apr-13
Hey, Denza, ditch the external links. This site is for original comedy creations; it is not a directory of where else on the web to go. Make sure you are writing to amuse and not to inform. Spıke ¬ 15:11 16-Apr-13
Oh, Im sporking the wikiped site on dsII, will remove those at home, currently at school The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza25215:18 16-Apr-13
Denza, don't know what's up with all the page moves of Dungeon Siege, but you created multiple unnecessary redirects - please don't move pages unless you know what you're doing (or list the resulting redirects here. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

Denza is no longer under this username due to a lot of complications. His current username escapes me but Spike could probably tell you. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:18, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

His pages movements were to this user space though. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:34, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

Ok but I remember that he wanted to move this page to his new user's userspace. Ask Spike about it because my memory is appaling but I'm pretty sure he doesn't use this username now. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:38, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, this account has been compromised, by someone I know. Don't post here, ya twats! But seriously... The new account correlates to the article I was working on, and it currently is inactive, so wait till the 21st. I ain't gonna log on now, but maybe later, when I can be arsed into logging on. Again, don't post anything here... and leave the main userpage untouched. --146.129.242.84 20:41, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

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Locked this page on request. Any queries, please leave a message on my talk page for now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:34, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

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