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This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
On 30 Friday 2015 , around 16:20 DeltaOne tried to write this. As it's his first article, he doesn't know alot of code, but will try to improve (editing this page over and over again).
Okai... actually why are you reading this? Do you have nothing else to do? Do you really have nothing else to do? Let me get my inspiration... just go...
edit About Me
You have reached the page about me. Here, you can only find things about me and only me. Who am I, you may ask? The answer is simple, my minion : I'm DeltaOne, the squirrel that comes from a distant planet to steal all your cows.
- Where do I come from?
- How did you found us?
- For many years I have heard from the squirrels on Earth of an evil sect that has control on a big portion of your planet, and that holds it with iron hands. I am here to liberate you from them and reinstall once again the Dominion of the Squirrels