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Now lemme tell you something, niggas. This is a place to be funny yet stupid at the same time. If you
could do me a favor and make some new edits/pages, it'd do the whole entire place some good. Make edits to things like starcraft and your mom. O and please limit the porn here, that stuff is for oscar wilde. <('.'<)(>'.')>