User talk:DaveFromMars

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Mefunnyugly Hello.

I Am From Mars.

My Name Is Dave.

I Like Food....


and Earth Girls.....

edit Welcome!

Dave From The Really Good Neighborhood On Mars
Hello, DaveFromMars, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:DaveFromMars/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:16, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your note to Zombiebaron

FYI, I've never seen anyone so nicely thank a user for a welcome message, and in complete sentences and with a flair for the written word. You may have promise, and will get laid many times because of your association with this site. Welcome, the world has now become your oyster. Aleister 4:28 30-5-'11

p.s. Ah, after seeing your edits on Bjork Farts Again I may have to take back some words or letters in my previous message. Banning may follow you all the days of your life.
p.s.s. I should explain. Several things. You shouldn't write where you're from, or just plop in the middle of a short news story an interest in big tits and an offer to blow you. You don't talk to the reader in a news story by saying "Honestly, this is such and such" (this is a parody of news). And the page itself is a take-off on an earlier page by the same author. I must sign off now, but that's a start, and I have a feeling you will learn stuff quickly.

edit Hello

Hi, and glad you are enjoying the place. Have you found the party yet? Do you surf recent changes, or vote on VFH (whoring my "Skunk" article as long as I'm here. Please give it a read if you have three minutes, and vote for it only if you like it.")? What are your favorite things here so far? Oh, and if you leave people notes, please do so on their talk (discussion) pages, and not on the user pages. Tends to clog up the works. More soon, but good luck again. Aleister 13:37 1-6-'11

edit References

I cleaned up your references a bit on your UnNews story. I notices one was used three times, and "named" it so they would bunch up. I also bracketed your urls, and double bracked your uncyc refs. Just trying to help.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:59, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

That's great! Thanks.DaveFromMars 01:00, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Notes on my talk page too. Aleister 1:04 6-6-'11

edit UnNews:David Cameron - Nick Clegg wedding announced

I see that Aleister told you I'd drop by. Completely spoiled the surprise. I hate him so hard.

Anyway, great UnNews. I gather that this was your first? Now you can gather that it's on the Front Page and in the box on the Main Page just by clicking the links. Fame, fortune and exposure, all on your first story. Keep up the good work, and if you have any questions, let me know. ~ Humbuck Talk 03:11, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Congrats! And yes, he does hate me so hard. Always with the "You're so hard, I can't take it Al, slower. I hate you when you're this hard." It's difficult to concentrate on what I'm doing with all the squealing going on. Much like Cameron and Clegg. Aleister 11:57 6-6-'11
Ala Monty Python..."How hard is it??". Take it easy! DaveFromMars 16:32, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?' WE ARE RIOTING BECAUSE THE CANUCKS LOST AND WE ARE SO COOL AND WE HAVE BIG MUSCLES! SO LET'S TEAR THE PLACE DOWN! ANGRY–ANGRY–ANGRY!!! BUT HAVE A NICE DAY, EH?"

I lolled! Thanks for the small contrib, buddy! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:16, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

My pleasure. It just seemed so Canadian....DaveFromMars 21:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit One Week Ban

If you check Zombiebaron's talk page you will see I asked about your one week ban. It was upheld. Now I am going to suggest that if you want to come back, accept the ban and return after seven days. It's never a good idea to get into a revert war with any user, especially an admin. Because I looked at your other contributions on the log you appear to be a writer who is here for positive reasons and not stupidity/vandalism. That is why I wrote on Zombiebaron's page about your one week exclusion.

However you feel about the ban right now, just let it past. Virtually everyone here (including me) has been banned at some stage or other. It is never pleasant. Once you have done the seven day sin bin vacation, come back and have a look around the site to see if you want to stay or not. But I strongly advise that you don't resort to sock puppetry in the meantime as the administrators will automatically extend the ban. Also stay away from reverting too after the ban, if you don't like something talk to an admin on their page but keep it civil. As far as I know, your ban doesn't include IRC, the chat channel, (see front page chatroom link) but if you are still feeling sore about the ban, I would suggest you don't use it for a few days. So good luck and hope to see you here on the 18th. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit test

Test Successful - Thanks for the help Romartus! :-)

What are you doing Dave?....--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:08, September 5, 2011 (UTC)

Dave From The Best Neighborhood On Mars 20:36, September 10, 2011 (UTC) Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 22:19, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Image upload

Please can you check if I file of that already exists, and if so upload it under a different file name, in order to avoid adding irrelevant images to other articles. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:52, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

I double checked - this is the only file with the name mefunnyugly.jpg that I could find. Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 21:19, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
It will also need to be a mite smaller as well, you will notice that other users have smaller icons in their signatures. BTW. This site isn't all about new articles, there are plenty that need repairing, improving etc. Good luck - and I am glad you decided to come back after that earlier ban. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:26, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
I reduced it to 15 px, which looks about the same size as others I went and looked at. Thanks for the tip! Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 21:19, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. Check out the forums and the voting pages to what else is going on here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:35, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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