User talk:DamienHirst

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edit Welcome!

Hello, DamienHirst, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


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Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 16:34, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Shark Tank

Why don't you add something on your user page and fix up a signature? I see you have been around here on and off for some considerable time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:00, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Separately, thanks for today's corrections on various pages! We can always use the help of people who know grammar. You should meet Reverend P. Pennyfeather, another grammar pro who operates Uncyclopedia's Proofreading Service; he might appreciate your help. Spıke Ѧ 14:33 18-Jun-13

edit Russell Brand

Thanks for more grammar fixes!

  • "He is one of the few men who [was/were]" is dicey, depending on whether you go on to describe "one" or "the men." I think your correction is correct. You probably already know all that "antecedent" stuff.
  • Three separate piped links to British GQ? If you are pimping one of your own articles, don't go overboard!

Carry on, then! Spıke Ѧ 14:11 6-Sep-13

edit British GQ, again

I reverted your edit here, because: (1) One sentence doesn't make a good section; (2) No section should start out with gassiness like "It is true that...." This is an encyclopedia, dammit! and everything you read here is going to be true! and (3) without more development, all this is is the Nazi/SS meme. I hope you will flesh this out and relate it somehow to GQ (or if it already does, make the relation more obvious with hints for casual readers like me). Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 23:11 6-Sep-13

The contributor was referring to GQ's awards event which were paid for by Hugo Boss. Brand reminded everyone that Boss once held a contract with the SS to make and supply their infamous uniforms before the Second World War. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:43, November 8, 2013 (UTC)

Okay, but then still, this isn't humor but cataloguing a real fact. Ridicule the guy, but don't just report on how the guy is ridiculous as-is. Spıke Ѧ 12:20 8-Nov-13

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