User talk:Dalegribble3000

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edit Welcome!

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edit Internet

Hello and welcome! What you have done with this article today is as follows:

  1. A little bit of clean-up, for which we thank you, though sometimes more clean-up is warranted, like bringing all the Cheney-cruft up to date
  2. A little bit of nonsense numbers, such as 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%, which makes the page not look like an encyclopedia article (though you removed one, on the percentage of FBI agents)
  3. Some mistakes, such as "messiging" and "satan" (which is a proper name, Satan), and
  4. Worse, taking long lists of nonsense and adding more items to them.

Would you please go back and clean things up--and better yet, instead of replacing cruft with different cruft, come up with some new, funny ideas--based on stuff that's really happening--and explain them as though it were an encyclopedia article? Thanks! Spıke Ѧ 16:51 21-Feb-13

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