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edit Oh Dear...

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Dabfs99, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia:About usBeginner's GuideOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny:How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid:VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for:ArticlesPictures
Additional help:Get spelling/grammar helpFind or become a co-authorHow to write an UnNewsAsk an AdminGet feedback on your work

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke ¬ 23:25 29-Apr-13

edit You are banned for two weeks

When you return, be careful to read the rules. It is unfortunate to ban you before you might have read them, but cyberbullying--whether of one of your playground chums or even of a teacher--is one of the rules we take very seriously. Another is not to tamper with the records of what has happened, such as by deleting this notice when you return. Spıke ¬ 23:25 29-Apr-13

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