User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 4

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edit I didn't raep your talkpage but it looks like i did there ya go former adoptee

  Le Cejak <5:34, 01 Jun 2008>

edit wah

No one want raep my talkpage? :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:28, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit AHA! YOU JUST GOT RAPED BY QUA!

There you go. One rape, just for you. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 05:29, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit YAY RAEPED! :D

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:31, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit WOTM

I've just nominated you for writer of the month. Good luck. You deserve it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  10:38, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnProvise

Hey, I just wanted to point something out. When you decide to get involved in a new UnProvise, you need to add your name to the list of actors in the UnProvise, and tell which character you are playing in the space directly after it. If you simply create characters from thin air, as you did in Insane Asylum, nobody can tell who is playing that character, and you receive no credit for your role. However, if you sign your name, you get all the fame that comes with it :) * Flumpa Quotes.PNG [03:30] Jun 2, 2008

mkay :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:31, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

edit FU Irreverent

moar cookies. Don't forget to PLOX my LOLZ.   Le Cejak <8:13, 02 Jun 2008>

/me gets out broom Shoo shoo get your PLOX off my LAWNZ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:17, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Newcookie Some dashing individual has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Foar yoar cookie-riffic yewserpayje. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:45, Jun 2
loloz --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:46, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

edit You just left a message

You just left a message for me. What were you trying to say? Proxima Centauri 11:09, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

DON'T GET INTO A FLAMEWAR. THE END. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:10, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

edit How dare you?

You don't appear to have a South Park image of yourself for me to add to my South Park images of people gallery at the moment. Rectify this shocking oversight, please. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:06, Jun 2

This? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:15, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Nah, one of these. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:16, Jun 2
Thankies! (Also, re: the early running on WotM: an Aussie beating a Pom, does that ever get boring for you guys? ;-) ) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:24, Jun 3
Um... no. But it does give us time to stop, get some coffee, get smashed, have a bubble bath, get smashed and still be in a commanding lead. Don't worry, you have...

um

er

rain? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:27, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
And fewer deadly spiders. Apart from that, you're pretty much there. I'm dreading heading over there in September, actually - I hear there's this strange bright thing in the sky that makes your skin go bright red and peel. Not sure I can handle that... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:32, Jun 3
Right now it is like *shudder* England over here; wet, cloudy, no crocodiles to wrestle and I haven't had a beer in minutes D: But the beaches in summer are something else --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:41, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Summer? Let's see, I have heard of such a thing. The concept intrigues me. I must investigate further upon my incursion into this strange and wonderful hemisphere. Mind you, as long as the Reef hasn't been completely eroded by the time I get there, I'll be a happy man. And if someone could just dismantle that darn Sydney Harbour Bridge so the soon-to-be Mrs UU can't drag me up it, well that would just be a bonus! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:47, Jun 3
Do it! The bridge is teh awesome... unless your hips are playing up again gramps. Actually most of Australia is good (the 0.000000000001% that isn't desert or spiders that is) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:52, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
My hips are fine, but my fear of heights is also teh awesome. I have passed out atop tall buildings before... And everyone I know who has been to Australia, and everyone who I have met who comes from there, keeps on telling me how awesome the place is. One of my top three reasons for going is so I can finally say "I know" instead of "I wish I'd been..." I've always wanted to visit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:58, Jun 3

edit No they didn't

It's like they're BEGGING to be spammed   Le Cejak <4:12, 03 Jun 2008>

Hey wait a minute, what the hell is THIS?   Le Cejak <4:42, 04 Jun 2008>

Ok. I am really angry to myself about this but when I was a really little noob I got overwhelmed by the whole uncyclopedia thing and without any adopter I became all confused (plus one of my friends died at the time, there is a forum somewhere), I was low on ideas and started writing an news article, became stuck, looked it up on the internet, found the article on the internet and (I am really mad about myself over it) copied a section that sounded good. The second was a WIP that was equally as stupid but (not trying to justify it) they weren't all just cut and paste. I then took a break (at my request) and got myself figured out and resolved never to repeat that and realized that with hard work I could turn out better work than the stuff I tried to copy. There is no way NO WAY in hell I am ever, ever going to repeat that stupid stunt. It was my noob ego getting ahead of itself and a made an unbelievably stupid noob mistake believing I could make myself happy by doing that. As you can see I am in no way proud of what I did and would NOT repeat it if I could start over. I really like what I have written and now I really like how I am writing. :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:03, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
You are a great writer DJ, and you deserve WotM, and the GUN that goes with it.   Le Cejak <6:07, 04 Jun 2008>
Plus, I'm sure that your friend was very lucky to know you. </serious> No go make fun of the star wars cockblocker I found. Hurry!   Le Cejak <6:12, 04 Jun 2008>
Thanks. I really love this place and the people, how they can forgive a person for such douchebaggery :) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:19, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

Thanks for the review, the nom, and probably other things as well. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:57, Jun 4

I love them still --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:14, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit RAAAWR

Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:53 Jun 5

edit WEENIES!

    	Gert5award  	  	      

4PR1L 2008

edit UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:04, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Not pie but...

Socks

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Socks, sir, socks. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:13, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Review

The Review is done. Unarchist Founding Member Baseball16 Mario peach Optical2 Baseball16 15:43, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

edit This is the saga of the guy who didn't want me makin' funna the Nazis

  1. Skyler gives me a 3-second review
  2. so I spam his talk page

  Le Cejak <5:41, 18 Jun 2008>

You're a complete bastard. You'd make a great admin :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:44, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Didn't we talk in the past already about being nice to people who don't know how to give reviews? Wasn't that his first attempt? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:27, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
/me suggests Cajek's talkpage would be a better place for such a discussion --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:32, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
DJ, do you think you could take over the signpost for a while? I'm getting scared because I haven't checked the press room in a long time, and I have no idea what they're saying about me...   Le Cejak <13:08, 18 Jun 2008>
Sorry mate, I have exams soon and the only way I won't fail is if I stay off here :(. I'll try tonight/tomorrow but don't expect much. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:12, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Well, it seems the press room is jumpin'. You could probably copy quite a bit from there, make up a story or two and a few "of the week" things. I trust you with the lulz. You're not a lulz nazi. And when you're done, just ask THEDUDEMAN to deliver it.   Le Cejak <13:14, 18 Jun 2008>
Phew. The text is next next Monday not the coming one - I'll help :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:17, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
I once got 3% in an exam at university, through the simple technique of turning up for it while experiencing a very bad acid comedown. And I still managed to leave the place with a degree. I swear, they give those things away. Anyway, just on the slight off chance you ask me to help out Caj, no can do. Not enough creative juices flowing. Although I doubt you were going to ask anyway. But nonetheless, I thought I'd mention it. I'm public spirited like that. Oh, hang on - double edit conflict. Well, this is now a completely unnecessary comment. I'm still gonna make it though. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:19, Jun 18
I'm kinda the child prodigy of the family so anything less than 65% and I am F U C K E D. I really am very lucky the concussion was rather light after the first few days. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:22, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
So, that UnSignpost then? It's due out on thursdays. Today is, according to my calendar, thursday. England have achieved a very classy tactical non-defeat against the might of the Kiwis (let's hear it for slow over rates - that'll make us a feared force in cricket again!) and there appears to be no UnSignpost in my mailbox. What's going on? You've only been on the case a day and already you're letting it go to rack and ruin! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:31, Jun 19
Holy fuck! where is it? I cant find the damn thing --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:05, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
You have to make a new one Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/6-19-08. Copy one of the old ones onto it so that you get the format. Thanks DJ!!   Le Cejak <13:15, 19 Jun 2008>
I want an in-depth review, please. Section by section, the works. XD --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:22, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Irish

For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:

Cheers. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 20:03, 18 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost & Ban

Hey DJ! Thanks for giving it a shot. Good luck on getting your ban! You know what I find works? trolling retarded wikis with your favorite noob   Le Cejak <10:58, 20 Jun 2008>

Sorry. I feel bad for letting you down but I really do just have too much work. I haven't had a feature this month because of too much interruption and I really wanted at least one in my (possible) WotM month :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:02, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Go work on your article, then, mah newb! Don't worry about it! :D   Le Cejak <11:04, 20 Jun 2008>
oh dear god   Le Cejak <11:00, 20 Jun 2008>
BURN bURn BRUN BUN bNUR --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:02, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
HEY KIDS! MAKE YOUR OWN POKEMON!   Le Cejak <11:04, 20 Jun 2008>

edit UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:12, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnProvise

Hey DJ. I'm just trying to kickstart UnProvise a bit and get more people using it, again. It's kinda fallen a bit into disuse. Anyway I've started this one UnProvise, that I hope will get more people using UnProvise and involved. Wanna contribute to that UnProvise, for the greater glory of all UnProvise land? Just think of a famous character... - [13:28 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit The Latest UnSignpost

I need some help with the first headline. Go head and improve it, and also PLEASE add a quote in there from you. Thanks! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 05:01, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Papa Irreverent

Finally you settled down and had a kid. I'm not sure how I became you adopter -- I think it involved kidnapping -- but you really are a good writer. In fact, other than that, you're probably a better role model than I am, seeing as how I keep getting banned and all. I'm looking forward to your new projects (like the Algebra thing, and the Metropolis article), and to Hex's stuff. I felt for sure you were about to adopt FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS, but Hex is the next best thing. Keep me updated, DJ!   Le Cejak <10:32, 26 Jun 2008>

edit secret message

DOOD, COOKIE MONSTER HAS A SECRET MESSAGE FOR YOU! DECODE! 1=A, 2=B, ETC.!

7-24-9-4-6 7-24-9-4-6 7-24-9-4-6!!

  Le Cejak <14:36, 27 Jun 2008>

gxidf? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:23, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
GXIDF GXIDF GXIDF   Le Cejak <13:22, 28 Jun 2008>

But also, I guess I should ask: Need help with any articles or anything, DJ?   Le Cejak <13:34, 28 Jun 2008>

Well I really want to get the Schoolean algebra article tuned up but that can probably be done when I have some decent writing time (about the 3rd onwards) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:37, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
I looked at it again, and it's pretty much ready for mainspace. A word of advice: don't be too perfectionist. Each article has a different level of funny it can reach. Your schoolean algebra is nearly as good as your pre-schoolean economics, IMO.   Le Cejak <13:50, 28 Jun 2008>
The problem is it could be funnier if I had the time to get the prose sounding right. It is more a level of refining it than just having a big old pile of gags lying around. That is what I found when you get experienced. You have the same number of gags, they are just refined so that they are funnier. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:04, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
Hmmm... yeah, that sounds about right, DJ... Well, I would say don't worry about screwing up. Your articles are longer and fancier than mine, and take longer and more effort to make truly awesome, and therefore take more experimentation. Just my opinion, I guess.   Le Cejak <14:19, 28 Jun 2008>

edit UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:29, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit WOTM

So what are you gonna do with your gun, DJ?   Le Cejak <12:55, 01 Jul 2008>

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