User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 3

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edit Tayor-ness

haha, I'm going to be a whore with this by the end of the week :P Thanks for contacting me! I love that! Major points! So, you want my template then? You'll have to earn it! I'm not going to be so easy! What's going on? I'm bored :( like your a. okay... a)I'm sick of algebra b) I should go do scholarly things c) you're nice! d) wow, I'm bored. e) bye! Talk later...woo! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:28, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

YOU ARE WINNER :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:31, 7 May 2008 (UTC)


haha :P make sure to respond to me on my talk page! Otherwise you shall fade into the depths of tayor-unknownness :(

Kitten in glass Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

For you, for recognizing my winnerness :P The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

You're an odd one, aren't you? :/ The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Me? Oh yes :p --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Intriguing! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:42, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Talk page virginity removal

Please sign here, sir, and we'll take this page's virginity right away. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:33, May 3

YOU MONSTERS!!!! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 16:37, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
Heh heh, my talk page is safe from rape because I never archive it all at once...I guess it's never a virgin then, but, yeah...He he... - 16:51 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
She will never be the same again :'( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 16:54, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
She certainly won't be. Notice how she's getting fatter with each comment? You can expect that to continue for about, er, 9 months-ish. - 16:56 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit Thanks for voting

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:22, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-08-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Do you have Xbox live?

If "yes" did you just request me? Some guy whose name started with DJ just did, and voila! suspicions! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:49, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks... aw crap, I think I have another intranets stalker :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:13, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:13, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

edit DJI asked to do a review? Madness, I tells ya!

So yeah, can you have a look at this for me: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bubble Wrap (take two) and let me know thoughts etc? Would be much obliged. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:36, May 11

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.


Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.
I don't believe I've given you cake before, so have some now for being helpful. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:06, May 12

edit Hey, thanks for the NotM nom!

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. --Hyperbole 20:17, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Hello You Awesome, Awesome DJ

Did I ever tell you just how awesome you are? You really are one of the most bestest persons on here. You're just...wow....so funny and stuff. And so brilliant. Wow, I just noticed, though, that your page could catch fire anytime. Sorry about that whore, but you whored to me once... And the problem with me whoring this is that you're probably just as likely to vote against it! - 20:20 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

FIRE: This precious resource is quickly vanishing due to the villainous efforts of fire fighters and, hell I dunno, the Indestructible Parachuting Spider. With your help, we can make sure that future generations of <INSERT SPECIES HERE> enjoys the warmth and joy of a nice, good FIRE. All we need is one vote and five dollars a month plus expenses and the future will be full of FIRES for the whorl e family to enjoy. Please, won't you join us in the celebration of FIRE and keep Uncyclopedia ablaze?   Le Cejak <May 13, 2008 [20:39]>
FIRE!
I'm taking after SysRq, with his amazing levels of subtlety. - 20:44 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Who did what to my cat? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:03, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:39, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Oh, man, I was SO your adopter


You definitely deserved this. I heard you got a feature or something! Whew. I put in long hours for you, son. I hope you appreciate all the vandalism I contributed to your articles! :D YOU ROCK, DJ! KEEP IT UP!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [4:36]>

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /me promptly hops back in through Cajek's window, climbs into cot --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:05, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Just wondering

Why did you vote against the penis constellation? I'm just looking for ways to possibly improve it a bit. Also, I have a feeling you might have voted against by accident; you didn't change the vote count, and your against statement makes more sense to me as a for vote. Either way, you messed up the formatting. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 18:48, May 15


edit FUCK YEAH!

Genericband FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:00, May 15

edit *pop*

OK, I made a few tweaks to Bubble Wrap, mostly a slight switch of the feel of the clothing section. I figure I'm pretty much done with it one way or another now - do you think it's an improvement? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:12, May 17

Good, big improvement --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:58, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Big improvement? Or big improvement? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:17, May 19
BIG improvement --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:49, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah, thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:24, May 19

edit Thanks for vote

edit Cheers

Cheers to you as well. I'm quite active in the German Uncyclopedia but not many works are really interesting for this place, or so I think. We recently created our Star Trek article and when I looked here I found that every control panel of the Enterprise already has its own article here ... sort of an overkill ... Anyway, I'll be always with you ... NaturalBornKieler 14:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Nice. Well if you ever write something like your travel guide again it will be welcome here. My German is at best poor but gute sitzung wieder. :) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:38, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

edit The Importance of the Tapani Noble Houses

SkiffGuard

Please don't operate my turret tonight. I'm too tired.

SkiffGuard

No you aren't... you only acted for 30 seconds... plus that hat...

SkiffGuard

But then I had to pose for this Jabba the Hutt staff photo and get killed by a princess!

Pantspantspants

Pants pants pants?

Pantspantspants

Someone get this smoke outta here, I gotta make mah entrance!

pffffff hahahahahaha   Le Cejak <9:43, 22 May 2008>

Who? me? No my dear child... um... er... who wants rohypno- I mean lemonade!? ;) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:45, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
You are a sly bastard! I thought I taught you better than that! XD   Le Cejak <9:47, 22 May 2008>
As I remember you always gave me rohypno- I mean lemonade to help me sleep... which was strange because I was driving... or flying... or operating a turret... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:50, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
you're my hero Mr. Irreverent!   Le Cejak <10:12, 22 May 2008>

edit UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:08, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC Courtier...

Okay, now you can talk and leave messages in the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament! Here have a template, Courtier DJ!

Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!

Enjoy. Any questions let me know! - 15:41 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit Scrath

thank GOD you corrected that typo, I was just about to scrath... scrath all over the damn place! Anyways, I wanted to thank you, really, for helping me on that article what with the forum, and the vandalizing... have I ever told you how good you are at vandalizing, my dear adoptee?   Le Cejak <11:19, 24 May 2008>

Well sometimes everyone needs to vandalize something, better it be in Loserville than something decent here :D I think you knew that though, with Skullthumper's page and all ;) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:38, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Metropolis?

I've been ahving a look, I thought that mabye you'd have a look at my userpage - the grey tables and stuff, it might look really cool--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:42, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

NICE! I'll try to put that kind of thing on once there is more text :D Thanks --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:51, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

edit "Now I am the teacher!" ...or whatever

First of all, thank you for helping me troll Wookiepedia! It made me realize how stupid Star Wars is! Second, would you write a story for the Unsignpost, please? It only has to be a few paragraphs long (they look longer than they really are)! Thanks, DJ!   Le Cejak <14:42, 26 May 2008>

I'll try. Gonna have tests and junk for the next few weeks though... :s --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:45, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:56, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

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