User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 2

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edit Let me be the first to say...

Congratulations on your award! ...did you get an award?   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [3:52]>

Fanks :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:53, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Congratulations on Writer of the Moment!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [3:55]>

edit Thanks For Signing!

Thanks for signing my guest-book! Cheers! - 02:02 1 April 1923Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


You're back! Glad to see ya. Hope you passed exams and whatnot. I'm willing to be a forgiving soul and not let nothing hang over your head...but just remember that restriction, mmkay? <3-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:51, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes sir (he he wait until he sees what I put in his hat) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:38, 4 April 2008 (UTC)


Thanks! I'm beating all the, um, erm, competition! Thank ye! - 01:15 2 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit User page...

What's going on with your user page, I see lots of builders and cranes and bricks and stuff... - 04:00 4 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit Thanks

Average thanks UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.

And many thanks for your generous vote comment. I've never had anything called a work of art before! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:15, Apr 7

Well it was. This reminds me, I need to hand out thank you templates to :/

edit Urrrggghhh....

I am extremly sorry I completly vanished without even managing to review your article. I see that Under User took up the slack, and I felt heavily tempted to leave an apology here.

Warm Regards, Javascap

edit Good afternoon sir

I couldn't help but notice you were out a-whoring. Now, I realise I'm not fond of people whoring on my talk page, but I see no problem with making simple comments on the talk page of a self-confessed whore. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I'm so glad you enjoyed my UnScript. * cough * blimey, excuse me - bit of a tickle in my throat. And good luck with that article that someone was kind enough to nom for you. ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:05, Apr 9

Why my fine sir, I was just thinking the same thought ; ) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au 13:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

edit To'Romisha

Do whatever you can. Use the posters for all those movies as inspiration. You'd be so surprised how few female breakdancers one can find on the internet.-~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 19:19, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

this good for you? or this? Here's a horribly cliched background if you like it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:04, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks for not being a dick. I appreciate your constructive "against". I don't disagree with you at all, I didn't have VFH in mind when I rewrote this. In fact, I had nothing in mind (as so often happens), I just started writing with zero plan and an hour later that's pretty much how it came out. I didn't mean for it to become a "yo mamma" article, that's just how it turned out organically. I'm not above rewriting the end sections to something else, but I just can't think of anything more appropriate for the article. If you have any suggestions I'd love to hear them! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 16:14, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Well you have a nice article there, good work. It is very well written but, as I said before, devolved in parts to yo mamma. My best advice is to read over it and change what you think sounds out of place or could be improved, kind of a dust up or something. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 16:19, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Well, I don't think I can remove "your mom" from the article completely. To me it's not really about "your mom", more about the final act of stealing the guy's life. I'll work on it tonight and tomorrow and try to tone it down a bit, make it bit less "in your face". Thanks again. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 16:36, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
The your mum bit were alright, much better than average yo mamma jokes but the fact is that people see them and sigh. It is better than before though. Try and make the narrator sound like less of a douche, that detracted from the funny IMO. Its just my opinion and I am rather hard-assed when it comes to voting on VFH. Keep on writing! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:21, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
I axed a couple superfluous "your mom" jokes and took out a picture. I'm not trying to get you to change your vote mind, I'm just wondering if you think it's enough or if I should go further? Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 22:35, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

edit New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to DJ Irreverent
dctrskull1990 [02:03 PM]: hey
dctrskull1990 [02:03 PM]: so uh
dctrskull1990 [02:03 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article
dctrskull1990 [02:04 PM]: heh
dctrskull1990 [02:04 PM]: your probably wondering who i am
dctrskull1990 [02:04 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it
dctrskull1990 [02:04 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you
dctrskull1990 [02:04 PM]: anyway
dctrskull1990 [02:05 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once
dctrskull1990 [02:05 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all
dctrskull1990 [02:05 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know
dctrskull1990 [02:05 PM]: being on my buddy list
dctrskull1990 [02:06 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia
dctrskull1990 [02:06 PM]: partially thanks to you!
dctrskull1990 [02:06 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is
dctrskull1990 [02:06 PM]: thx
dctrskull1990 [02:08 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now
dctrskull1990 [02:08 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time
dctrskull1990 [02:08 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything
dctrskull1990 [02:09 PM]: but lets just get this settled
dctrskull1990 [02:09 PM]: like for peace of mind
dctrskull1990 [02:09 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you
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edit I heard a rumor...

That you do a little photoshopping. Would you be interested in a small project for me? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:13, 23 Apr

I was wondering if it would be possible to make it look like Prussian Blue these chicks are holding a box of "Nazi Scout Cookies". I was thinking maybe replace the jaunty hand on the hip with a hand holding a box. I know nothing about chopping so I don't know how hard it'd be. If you can't do it, just let me know. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:05, 25 Apr

edit yay! thanks for the delete vote!

--Moonzeppelin MUN 13:50, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Hommommmononnon


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Simsilikesims instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,


You were a bit late, but its the thought that counts. My thoughts aren't always punctual, either. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 14:28, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

edit I just realized that I still had you technically adopted

So, as per your numerous FAs, decorations, and whatnot:

Congrats! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:05, Apr 27

edit thx

FurbyOnFire FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

edit Thankies

Thanks again again. –—Hv (talk) 1/05 16:31

edit NotM - Thanks


DJ Irreverent, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Extra special thanks, also, for the nomination! :D - 16:07 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit CMC

Welcome DJ Irreverent to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Welcome in, you're the first Cow DJ! - 12:19 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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