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edit Heath Ledger

Sorry to have to be the one to reverse them, but they were, mostly, pretty bad. Try to avoid sticking in random gay lol gay stuff as it is just an overused joke and rarely gets any laughs from people over 13 years of age.                               Puppy's talk page11:20 06 Apr

I responded to you at User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio. Given you're Scottish-Arab, should I say Och aye BOOM?                               Puppy's talk page10:33 20 Apr

edit Jack Bauer

The list in this article is horribly long, it serves only to tell a single joke forever, and your additions to it aren't making the article any funnier. It would be more helpful if you went in and pared this list down to the best eight-or-so items (then got rid of the postscript where one author shouts at another author to stop it). Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 11:55 3-Dec-13

edit DANEYOUSSEF doing Jack Bauer

All right, you got what you wanted. I not only cut out the final closing punchline--one of the best of them all, I might add. The icing and cherry on the cake. But it seems to have upset you--so it's gone. I also cut out a few of the really lackluster Bauer jokes--NONE OF WHICH WERE WRITTEN BY ME, BY THE WAY!

Another thing--I also thought it would be funny to point out that really... all this is just recycling those old CHUCK NORRIS jokes. Really. Look up "CHUCK NORRIS JOKES" in any and all search engine and you'll see what I mean. Maybe it's true. The next generation doesn't really get anything new. The previous generation just finds a new way to package it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by DANEYOUSSEF (talk • contribs)

Yes, I saw; thank you. Uncyclopedian Funnybony also helped. (It was he who noted "It was ending on weak ones.") It did not "upset" me, any more than awful lists always do. I did not say you wrote everything bad about this article, only laid it on you to make it better. And yes, Chuck Norris jokes are officially passé, and we recommend in How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid that editors lay off them. (Please sign your posts by typing ~~~~ at the end; and contact users on their talk pages, not their user pages.) Spıke Ѧ 03:49 4-Dec-13
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