User talk:Cugino di mio cugino

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Cugino di mio cugino, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 15:05, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey there.

Sign up here. I need more help building my army. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:26,2March,2010

edit Hello, article question

Hello. About translations and using articles here on the other uncy's. Can you consider getting someone to translate Mortal Sin? It would have to be an accurate translation to catch the nuances, but might be a fine addition to the Italian and other European uncys. Thanks very much. Aleister 14:06 11 8

Thanks. Can you or someone else do a good translation? The listing you had was for wikipedia, not one of the humour sites. I don't think this Mortal Sin page has been translated anywhere. Please ask for volunteers on the Italian uncy, and thanks again. Aleister 18:08 17 8

edit Thanks for doing all these interwiki linkings

Nobody has really thanked you before, but we are eternally grateful. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:42, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Please do not destroy Interwiki links when you add new ones

(see Medicine in English and German Uncy. Thanks. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 08:39, April 18, 2011 (UTC)

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