User talk:Cs1987/Archive 2

28 Gays Later

Hello. I noticed the template you put on the page... while I do feel the page is adequate, the fact remains that the satirist is the only one who will always find his work to be good. I just wanted to contact you to see if you could tell me the bad/good parts and why so I can do my best to improve it where I can. In regards to its incoherence, the "plot" is based alot off of 28 Days Later, just with three manly warriors fighting off the gay (hehehe). From an outside perspective, I could see that it probably is quite shite haha. I want to do my best to improve it.

Also, this is unrelated to the article specifically, I've noticed a noteable number of articles written as if the author was given high doses of LSD and asked to write in a "Compose the most random shit possible on this topic" contest. Mine, I'm sure, sucks equally, and not to try and say mine is "better" in any way, but it at least it attempts to invoke some kind of satire or parody, rather than entire randomness (and they are not given the 7 day thing). And, being a user and someone who really likes and supports Uncyclopedia, I just wanted to let you know that I personally feel there should be more oversight on this site to make sure people are at least making some attempt at some level of actual satire or parody on the articles, rather than psylocibin induced gibberish (hehe).

Thanks!. - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums^{[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!]} 23:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

There are two simple reasons why I ICUed the article:

1. It makes pointless, unfunny references to Chuck Norris, Jesus, Mr. T etc.

2. It is too short, and does not contain enough jokes that don't seem random.

I can't think of a way to improve it myself. I am hopeless at giving suggestions of how to improve an article, unless I know a lot about the subject. You should probably put it on Pee Review. Your ICU deadline has been extended. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:37, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Just a minor very stupid question

Is 1987 your year of birth? -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 05:20, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:23, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Great! So I will have an admin who I can call "kid"! :p

Nooooooo offense. I'm just too much addicted to noir movies. Cheers and good luck, kid! -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 05:27, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

You should leave that for Squiggle when he eventually gets opped. He's a good few years younger than me. :) Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:29, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

No, that's just me almost crossing the line of the thirties. What saves me from melancholy is that Happy Mondays song (see, I'm old) which starts with a soundy "Sooo, I'm thirty". -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 05:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Adminship

Hope it goes well.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 22:59, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Well, the admins have to have their seperate vote before I can be opped, but hopefully I will pass that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:56, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Have an Award!

Capercorn 12:38, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks...I think... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:39, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:33, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Dagnabit

Thought I was the only person who used that word, dagnabit! RabbiTechno 15:06, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea why I use that word, dagnabit! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:08, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, dagnabit, neither do I! RabbiTechno 15:08, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Welcome templates

For future reference, welcome templates should be substituted into the page. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 14:31, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh dear, it seems I am too stupid to understand what you mean. Could you please explain what I am supposed to do differently? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:49, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Add SUBST: directly before the name of your welcome template. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 15:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

About your little notice

M. T. Smith wasn't a real person. He was just a fictional character I completely made up. I thought he would be a somewhat funny character. Can we discuss this more at the Mr. T. Smith discussion page? Meteo 17:34, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

I only intended the page for comedy, and to expand on the previous references to the character. And if my article is so bad, why don't you explain HOW it's so wrong to me and how I could improve it? Is that unreasonable?

uncyclopedia.js

I created you a .js file. Basically you should see an extension to your current toolbar.. thing.. when you edit a page. Enjoy. —Braydie 17:00, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot. It works ok on most computers, but for some odd reason it doesn't load on my laptop, which is on IE6. Maybe this is a sign I should get Firefox or something similar. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:50, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

I should be able to make minor edits to it, shouldn't I? I changed the ICU comment, but now the page looks weird, and the change had no effect. I reverted it, but it still looks weird. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:11, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it doesn't work in IE because that's just the way it goes. Yeah, you can make edits to it etc, and the page will look weird once you've changed it. It requires you to purge the page afterwards. If I know how, I'll add a purge button for this. /me goes too look for it —Braydie 06:17, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Update: I added a purge tab. I think.. (I'm not that literate in js anyways. You should receive a purge button at the top of the page. If not then just say.) —Braydie 06:20, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Refresh your browser like it says on the js page to load the new version, as it is cached by your browser. And ignore how it actually looks on the js page.

I also fixed it so it should work in IE now. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:33, 17 Apr 2007

Yes, Spang's use of "I" automatically means "should work". God bless you Spang. Wait, but Spang is God. Hmm. —Braydie 06:35, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much guys. I'll see if I can steal some more functions off other people's js's soon. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 10:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, and that purge function doesn't appear to work. The js seems to work again if I press Ctrl-F5 though, so it should all be good now. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:08, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

D'oh!

Thanks for fixing the mistake in that bullshit news yarn. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:50, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

2005cruft userbox!

Because of your efforts on VFD against the evil menace that is 2005cruft, you get a fancy userbox.

This user is against 2005cruft.

Wear this badge with pride, young soldier! » >UF|TLK|▋» 16:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Pink Moon

Nice to know someone else recognises the Nick Drake references within this article. I'm looking to improve it to salvageable levels, would you see you way to voting to keep so that it gets a little more time? Thanks.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Good idea. I was thinking of letting it get deleted because of how bad it is in its current state, but I guess it does have enough good ideas to expand on. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c

I guess most people won't recognise all the Folk Music references, but there's a lot more to the "randomness" in the article. Think it has more than enough potential to grow into something more substantial, and it might even force me to write the Nick Drake article. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

BlackInkNerd

(about Userpage: BlackInkWriter) Sorry! I wasn't aware of changing an entire template by messing with the code! Wasn't on purpose at all if that was what you thought ... Hah, thanks for reverting!

I know it wasn't on purpose. Just remember in future - if you want to copy a template code directly to a page, do not copy the section between the two <noinclude> tags, and do not copy the <noinclude> tags either. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:31, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks, I will! Erm, do you happen to know how I could find some fancy templates or a guide on how to make one myself?

If you are talking about user page templates, I suggest you just copy the code from another user page template and modify the text, images and colours. You may be able to get a better guide on editing the code by looking at Wikipedia's help pages. If you mean you want to make article templates - we don't really want any more. We already have too many. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:39, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Hm, 'guess I'll check it out at the so-called experts. Thanks!

I quit

Then AT LEAST get rid of these other articles that are not funny, too short... I got several good pages huffed because several admins went on a blanking spree. ASss HOLES.... i QUIT.Kgrr 13:40, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

We're getting to it. Most articles have a 7 day rule (unless we think they deserve to be deleted straight away), so they will get deleted soon. And BTW, I'm not an admin, so I can't do anything about it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

PS The problem with the seven day rule is that you come back 7 days later and the rest of your stuff is gone.

PPW YOU DON'T GET IT, ASSSHOLE there is nothing funny about this article ----. It's been there for quite a long time. HUFF IT instead of restoring it. Or at least mark it with your silly 7 day rule.Kgrr 13:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Err... I already did tag it. A few days ago. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:58, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Barrel Roll WowTo.

What kind of content does it need to get un-ICU'd? ILIKECEREALX 17:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

I have decided to remove the ICU and replace it with an expand tag. What I would like to see in this article is slightly longer explanations of how to do a barrel roll with more jokes. Perhaps you could try to think of another humorous, joke version of a "barrel roll". Also, having at least one image would help. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the help, And thanks for the welcome. Even thought, It might of been a bot xD

No, we don't have welcome bots, because we don't want to welcome vandals. :) Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:30, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

Thanks

How do you move a page?  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:03, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Notice there is a "move" tab near the edit and history tabs at the top of the page. Click this, then type in the location you want to move the page to. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Rik Waller

Yo yo. You tagged Rik Waller with an ICU for content a few days ago which is fair enough as it didn't have a lot on it. But now it does! Any chance you could take a look at let me know if we've done enough for it to stay (I'm new here you see). Cheers JonBoy 09:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Someone else removed the ICU, and we certainly won't be putting it back on. Feel free to remove an ICU if you have worked on a page quite a lot since it was ICUed. Alternatively, use the construction template to prevent your article from getting ICUed while you are still working on it. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:27, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey thanks :)

Thanks for the userbox(es)! :) Much appreciated! Aww I feel like I'm part of a special group now! Yay me! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:58, 08 May 2007

No problems. I only just noticed your vow, so I decided I had to make a contribution. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:55, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Well I appreciate it! ^_^ ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:13, 08 May 2007

If you want to do me a favour in return, you can go and vote for my articles on VFD. :) Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:14, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

That was my next task after replying to messages! :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:19, 08 May 2007

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Wow it maeked a pretty patterns! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:22, 09 May 2007