User talk:Crazyswordsman

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What exactly do you mean? check my talk page… ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib Final Fantasy II) 05:52, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Template:Jewish

Hey I don't thing it should go in articles like Jewish Kings and Jewish History (I wrote those two). Knowldege of jewish history and some biblic texts are necessary to fully understund some of the jokes, but you don't really need to know much to enjoy them as a whole, I think. The template is misleading, I wouldn't like readers to avoid the articles becouse of it. So I'm going to remove it... and I recommend you to save it only for articles that really need it.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

forum: to -do list

“Start quoting me. I mean, I'm Walt freakin' Whitman over here!”

~ Walt Whitman on throwing another poet a bone once in a while

--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:37, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Make a Walt Whitman article. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:07, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

• Notice how the red links aren't red anymore? It's partly your fault.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:44, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:13, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Welecome to the League!

I'd just like to thank you...

For the top-notch additions to the Final Fantasy Football:NFL 07 article. What do you think our chances would be to get this sucker featured?--<<>> 19:10, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Yippee

You asked for it. I think. Well, you got it, in any case. Cheerio. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 07:46, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Broken Sig

Fix it.

A) You're dumping the whole damn thing into pages. That is bad. I'm guessing you changed your preferences code or something.

If you need a refresher, start by reading this.

B) The point of a sig is to identify who is posting a comment. When a sig contains a dozen links and spans two lines, it makes it very hard to figure out who is talking and what the hell is going on. Trim it please.

Thanks Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01:29, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Let's try this. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:25, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Award

For this: User_talk:Drama#Someone.27s_using_this_as_a_sock. :) - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 16:42, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Admin

Hey Crazyswordman I support you for admin, you seem to edit everything I visit! But I'm not admin so I can only support you. :(

Anybody who comes here (nosey buggers) who agrees, sign here:

kjhf 16:33, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

<insert name here> 12:34, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:33, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews and Merry Kaizum Me!

You should have gotten this some time ago... but then, I hadn't invented it yet. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Crazyswordsman, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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I invented this holiday about a week ago...

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 18:59, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Award delivery

---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:07, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't do that.

Please don't go removing templates from every article.

This could be considered vandalism.--Metropolis Anime 19:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...

I'm going to go vandalize your sig now, k? Thanks. ~ Unflameviper ^{Who's a Peach?} 16:47, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

+S

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin. I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy. There is no personalised message either.

—Braydie at 23:50, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 00:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote!

For your vote, I give you this award.

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 22:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

	El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A!
	For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed.
	Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I

El Zoof 00:40, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy audio

I read what you said on the Movie Trailer Announcer Guy talk page and I have known for a long time what music I wanted playing in the background in the audio. It can be found in this YouTube video (a fan trailer for Snakes on a Plane):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e49FH0QxNNI

I wish I knew the name of the song, though, so you can use it without Samuel L.'s lines and stuff. You might need to turn the volume up to hear it at times. Good luck with the audio! PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:12, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Here is another YouTube video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0fDlxLHjkSg

I did some searching and found that the name of the song is "Camina Burana" by Carl Orff, which was used in the movie, Excalibur. I want the trailer to start with a familiar rock tune or something like that (Maybe "Freebird") and then it stops. Once you mention "But One Man will provide his voice..." I want the music to start from the top, and then after "I'm gonna find out who this guy is..." the music should then skip to the crescendo at 1:26 in the latter video, and just keep going from there. Then I want silence when the "movie title" is read, and then end on the quiet part that begins this musical piece and then have it fade out after you give the movie's rating. That should work perfectly. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Jumping in, can I help with any of the audio? oh, and btw, - it's Carmina Burana - and that's not the song, it's the name of the Opera. I'm guessing that you mean O Fortuna which is the famous piece taken from there. ~ 16:11, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

"I need you to teach me how to rip music from Youtube so I can make the file. I have most of the LaFontaine lines recorded, and I plan on doing some of the kids. I was going to get Insineratehymn to help me with the voices. Do you have a voice acting program? If so, you could help as well."

According to this forum, you have to go to the following site:

http://www.moitah.net/#FLVExtract

Apparently, you need Firefox, VideoDownloader plugin, and YOU MUST have .Net Framework 2.0 installed to run this FLV Extract program. (.Net Framework 2.0 is available at Windows Update). It helps to read all of the directions.

I have thought about how I want this "trailer" arranged:

:MUSIC -- "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd (Intro guitar solo)

• http://youtube.com/watch?v=DVHxXAoGz80

"In a world..."

Lines

"Six friends..." (synched with "Freebird" -- first verse)

Lines

"But one man..."

Lines (The last lyric used is "'Cause there's too many places I've got to see")

MUSIC -- "Halloween Theme" by John Carpenter (The "Duh-nuh-nuh..." part only)

• http://youtube.com/watch?v=vS-tj6clnoU

"That's not Rod Roddy" line

"His name..."

"He has been..."

"...Nothing will stand in his way."

Lines

MUSIC -- "O Furtuna" by Carl Orff (Slow part)

"Also known as..."

"His credits include..."

"...Geico..."

Lines

"But soon..."

MUSIC stops

"I'm gonna find out..." line

MUSIC -- "O Fortuna" (Crescendo part)

Lines

"As Hollywood..."

Lines

"Fred Epstein..."

MUSIC -- "Halloween Theme"

"Don's voice will BOOM... in an OMINOUS DRONE..."

"Lines"

MUSIC -- "O Fortuna" (Coda)

"This Summer... Two men will let their voices be heard... ONCE.... and FOR ALL!!!"

MUSIC -- "O Fortuna" (Note/chord/whatever is held as the music becomes louder)

"Run for your lives!" line

MUSIC ends at 2:30

MUSIC -- "Halloween Theme" (Coda and end fade)

"One man... and his quest..."

"Rated R..."

MUSIC fades out

I just want to make sure that this trailer is amazing. And yes, Mordillo, you can help in any way you can. By the way, thanks for correcting the musical piece title. I thought I'd use the most cliché dramatic music for the centerpiece, and I'm glad I could identify the song in time. I don't have any kind of recording programs of any kind, so that could be Mordillo's job. For the voices, though, Oscar Wilde just screams for a British accent. Try to incorporate accents and different sounding voices into the characters. Good luck with the audio! PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:14, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Right gents, I have a FireFox with the needed extension and I can actually prepare the correlation of all elements of the recording. I'll read the blueprint more throughly tonight and start working on it. Any files you already uploaded or want to send over? ~ 09:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

I'll record the rest of the voices and send 'em over. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:15, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Send me an emil through Uncync Email form and I'll resend my address...Thanks. ~ 18:10, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Update on audio

Got all of the Lafontaine's lines (nice job CSM!) and I started working on obtaining the soundtrack parts. Remind me which other lines you're doing and which ones I'll be doing? BTW, we're going to have a major problem uploading it when it's ready -it's going to be quite big...~ 16:23, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

OK, got all the voice parts in order - i.e. - patched everything and recorded the other voices (Oscar is a brit, George is a hill billy, we got a Russian, a French and some nazel people). I'm waiting for the music files to be downloaded completely and then I'll patch the whole thing together. Hope it'll be ready within the next couple of days. ~ 17:00, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

It's done! Now I just need to convert it and upload it. Do you want me to send it over via email before I upload it? ~ 14:57, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

It's up and running! I'll send over the file via email tommorow, when I'm at work, would be easier...Let me know what you think. ~ 12:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Open Your Inventory

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im back!

hi you most likly know who this is from the name 101

We need The Suck

the dude that made it only deleted pages that he had created and now hes banned. He feels that is his SUCK page is going to be deleted then he wants all of his articles off the site. I'm tould you the man to tell about this.

adopt

will u adopt me?

I will if you tell me who you are by signing your posts with four of ~. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:12, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Posted

I put my (unofficial) review of your "Dick Vitale" piece on its discussion page. Pretty good, overall. See details.--Schizo Master 22:04, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY

Lord Fluffy has awarded you a sword for outstanding valor and/or insanity. Use it well. Yay! Pointy!

You earned it. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 15:04, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=== Why did u edit my page? ===

Gratitude for reviving the original Contents in your userspace

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--General Insineratehymn 00:11, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Awesome. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:02, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Not exactly sure if this is how you do this...

I was wondering if you might adopt me? Is this how you go about it? I dunno...I'm kinda new..haha...--Luck 03:39, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure. I'll adopt you. If you ever need help, don't heasitate to ask. I'll respond to everything on this page from now on. I'll kinda teach you the ropes here. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Ur...i have a question that's extremely stoopid sounding but....How do you use the forums? I don't understand it at all....which makes me feel very ashamed of myself...heh.

Go to the Village Dump, and type the name of the topic you want in the text box, then click the button below. Then edit the page normally. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:28, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

A belated thanks

For being 16.66% of the people who voted for my adminatihood....Thanks! ~ 13:34, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Request

For adoption. I request adoption as per adopt-a-n00b guidelines. I may not seem as if I'm a n00b, but I am. Por favor?

A name would be helful. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Take a look at my new article

I'd just like for you to take a moment of your time to read my article Ł. It is highly inspired by Nintendorulez's ∩ article and I was wondering if the article I created is equal to or surpasses it. As you were one of Nintendorulez's closest friends, I think you would understand it the most. --General Insineratehymn 23:45, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

It looks good, so far. I just skimmed over it though. I'm working on a paper tonight. Tomorrow night I should have time to read it fully. From what I get of it it looks pretty good. Hell, it inspired me to write an article about a scheme that the unicode villans will perform. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:36, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Hello. This is a reminder to look at my article on Pee Review, as it seems you have forgotten. --General Insineratehymn 22:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

It's not that I've forgotten, it's that I've been busy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 08:20, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

The Pee Review is done. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 08:25, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Toys Я Us

You may want to consider only having the backwards R's in the section headers. Having them in the text makes the page incredibly hard to read. Just a thought. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:27, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but that would destroy one of the article's jokes. Are things like Wii and iPod all that hard to read? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:00, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Surprisingly, no. Trent Reznor however, is. Maybe it's the backwardsness. Maybe I'm wearing somebody else's glasses again. Either way, it was just a thought; there's a running gag, and then there's beating a good joke into the ground (repetition only works up to a point, IMO). Just one user's opinion. I am quiet mad. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:21, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

You're right. I'm looking to make this a flagship article of the League of Unicode Villans. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 15:19, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

They've got a league now? Damn, I move to Skull Island and completely lose touch with the old gang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:55, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. Nin started it, but Insineratehymn and I are bringing it back. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 17:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Seeing as how the poor soul above me didn't provide a name, how about this n00b? Adoption would rock- especially since your AAN description reads "...most of my work has been anti-vandalism and taking care of housekeeping requests..." Well, that's what I'm into. Anti-vandalism. So I respectfully submit my application, plus the $25 application fee, to your secretary. She's cute, by the way. --Andorin Kato 04:45, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Dick Vitale, baby!

I reviewed your article. It was pretty funny, espacially the images but I'll give you a word of advice. Don't use "Baby" at the end of every sentence, it sounds like a 10 year old vandal, not a encyclopedia article. But otherwise, good! --Cookies,yum! 22:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

That's the joke. Read: Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:16, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Award for liking the old Contents

--General Insineratehymn 18:15, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Note

I've responded to the message you left on my talk page. --General Insineratehymn 02:50, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

adoption

Can you adopt me?--Dummmmmmy 22:46, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

No! Adopt me! I'm Al! THE FAMOUS AL! Get me! Get me! I write accordion-based song parodies! "Weird Al" Yankovic _Albuquerque! 00:36, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Sorry

I'm Cloudofdarkness A.K.A. Edudlive, and I'm appoligizing on all your user pages I know of. There is a "Vandel" in us all that wants to go free sometime, and my ran away for good. So if you can un-Ban me from final fantaqsy Wiki without telling any one, i would appriciate that.

Your ban will expire tomorrow. If you want to contribute constructively you can do it then. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:43, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni Thanks You!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:22, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Glad to join the Coalition to get Christopher Meloni an Emmy. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 18:41, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Nintendorulez unbanned

I read of Nintendorulez' recent unbanning. I was going to start an e-mail campaign by all those who have supported him all along to ask him to come back, but saw he does not have an e-mail address attached to this site. Since you seem to have contact with him (or at least once did) outside of this site, I thought maybe you'd want to let him know the good news. And let him know that many of us, while we understand why he's bitter and might not want to come back, still wish he would. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 05:29, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

I remember now that he does have a User page on Wikipedia though he hasn't edited there since July 2007. I'll post a message to him there, but I'll still ask you get in touch with him, in case he's not reading his Wiki talk page.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 05:46, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

I haven't contacted him since he was banned. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 19:44, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

I assumed that you had some contact with him outside of Uncyclopedia, since he gave you his "Last will and testament." If you don't, and you're still the one he chose for that, I guess no one here does.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 22:10, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

He just chose me for that. He PMed me from Wikipedia and now neither of us are there. I don't know where else he hangs out. He has a YTMND account but he doesn't use that anymore. I think he might have a Deviant Art account, but I don't go there. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:30, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

HELLO!

Hi, im off FF wiki, i think you should make an an article on the ugly green megabitch. that would be great. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kiff 15 (talk • contribs)