User talk:Crankygrandmaz

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Crankygrandmaz, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 03:01

edit Pages for deletion

Hey, thanks for your concern with the vandalism. In the future, however, instead of adding a template to pages to mark them for quick deletion, just add them to Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD. Thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:03, 28 August 2011

Although now that I think about it, you probably won't be able to do that anyway, new as your account is... in four days, though, when your account becomes autoconfirmed, that'll be what to do with them. Meantime, please just try to ignore them, I guess, and welcome. O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:05, 28 August 2011
A better idea would to just tell one of the administrators. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 03:06

edit Helping out

Oh I noticed on User talk:Oliphaunte you deleted some vandalism by the anons, but can you please check the revision history as the IP wasn't the only contributor and had deleted legit edits. What I'm saying is in this case you should have used the undo feature not blanked it. If you come accross a page created by one of the spammers, add an entry to QVFD instead of just blanking it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:45, August 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your adoption form has been accepted by Lollipop

You're adopted

Hello, Crankygrandmaz. This is a message bidding a welcome and hello from your adoptee, Pleb Sir Lollipop of Canada.

Your time as the adopted will be a fun and great time, with lots of food, booze, girls, and sex. However, the rules state that noobs are barred from any of this, and have to be stuck with gruel, Fresca, Rosie O'Donnell, and toy fucking.

I will help you shortly with the basics. A signature, a first article, and a pee review.

Good day, and enjoy being my slave noob.

--Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 28 August 2011, at 03:49
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