User talk:CrabPope

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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead 3 A compliment for you 4 A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship 5 Lord Sauron 6 Dude 7 Douche 8 Hey fellow Colonizer! 9 Regarding the IC scoreboard 10 UnNews:Ugly Scottish woman becomes a star! 11 Thanks! 12 pee 13 Danke schön! 14 Dearest Crabby... 15 review 16 Math thingy 17 Tweet 18 Being German 19 Der Unwehr 20 Thanks 21 Thank you, you british bastard 22 Hey Faggot! 23 An important announcement from your friends at IC.

[edit] Welcome!

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[edit] Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Might I make the suggestion that you move it to UnBooks? RabbiTechno 12:24, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

...Hey... —Sir Guildensternenstein 14:28, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] A compliment for you

Dude Where Art Mine Horse & Carriage = FUCKING BRILLIANT. Haha, great job, man.

Thanks man, I like your edits, particularly the 'lively jig' bit --CrabPope 22:42, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship

I want to VFH this, but I really don't want to have to review it, I've read it and I can't see anything wrong with it, have corrected some spellings here. Dutchies is Duchies without the T. Veneral is Venereal. Seperates is Separates. Amarous is Amorous. Wierd is weird. Terible is Terrible. Addresed is Addressed. Immediatley is Immediately. Practise is Practice. So can I VFH without review? --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 00:23, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, please do! Thanks for pointing out the spelling errors. But I think 'Dutchies' is correct because he's referring to Dutch people.--CrabPope 08:09, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, in that case it is right, made up word though. Will VFH now. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 09:51, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

Cheers, I owe you one mate.--CrabPope 10:11, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Lord Sauron

I really enjoyed doing the images for this article and though I am probably biased, I would like to VFH it. I saw that you've had it reviewed so I didn't want to nominate it if you are not totally done. It is a really good concept. Do you want any more pictures for it? --^Dame 10:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Hi, I think the article could still use some work, I made it longer and changed some stuff, I think I'm going to pee review it again. Is it ok If I VFP the 'Council of Sauron' image, it always makes me laugh when I look at it.--CrabPope 12:27, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks, I'm really proud of that one. Let me know when you're done with the article and I'll definitely nominate it. --^Dame 12:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Dude

User:CrabPope/Foreign Accent Syndrome I moved if for ya as you created it in the wrong place by mistake. MrN  18:50, Mar 21

thankyou --CrabPope 19:44, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Douche

Hey, you. I have a huge penis. Hey, I guess you want to thank me for allowing you to read something by me. Unfortunately for you, I am currently having sex with your girlfriend. She says, "Hi <insert name here>!" Did I mention how she loves my cock. By the way, my penis is huge. Good bye, peasant! And I've got a huge cock.

--Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:17, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Congrats Dexter! --CrabPope 11:55, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks CrabPope. --Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey fellow Colonizer!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Great_Britain%2FColonization&diff=3751480&oldid=3751478

Here's the thing. You should either go with "bought for as little as" or "sold for as much as" if you see what I'm getting at. "Bought for as much as" doesn't really sound like something anybody would say. I like what you've started there though, just make sure it remains consistent with the rest of the article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:39, 3 Apr

Wait, so sold for as much as is fine, but bought for as much as is wrong? I don't understand. --CrabPope 22:44, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

It's just kinda poor wording. When people refer to amounts paid they generally try to emphasize the positive. "Sold for as much as" has a positive sound as does "bought for as little as". Whereas "bought for as much as" sounds negative, like you paid a higher price than you should have. Seeing as you finish the sentence with a reference to "economic prosperity" you should keep the previous reference as positive as possible. See what I'm saying? (I'm terrible at explaining things). -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:49, 3 Apr

Well Lah-Dee-Dah mister 'educated' man, I'll change it right away, your majesty ;) --CrabPope 22:53, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

LOL. Have fun dude! -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:54, 3 Apr

[edit] Regarding the IC scoreboard

Please read the big red text at the top of this and then tell me why you added your own score to it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:16, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Am I in trouble officer? I added a score because I was not offically a part of the IC when I made my contributions to the Great Britain page. So I could not be awarded points as I was not on the board as I did not realise it existed. I later added my name and a point to the board because Tagstit (sp?) would not be aware of my situation and I didn't think it was worth my or his time mentioning it to him. Sorry. --CrabPope 19:35, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

It's certainly worth mentioning, since it's his job. You're fine for now, just in the future please come to him or to me (but I'd prefer you go to him) with any issues like this. Welcome to Colonizations! —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Ok thanks, will do --CrabPope 08:24, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews:Ugly Scottish woman becomes a star!

Convince me this is funny, or I'll ICU it soon. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:09, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you read the bbc article that I linked?

Basically a very plain woman went on a talent show, and had a good voice. This woman became an 'inspiration' to many people who claim to have cried whilst watching her audition on youtube. The BBC article subtly insults her, I have exaggerted this, and made fun of the elitism and bullshit sympathy of the judges and other media top dogs. Delete it if you really want, I don't mind. --CrabPope 00:06, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I'd encourage you to fix it up, if you like. The douche bags you mock deserve yet another UnNews article written about them. cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

OOps! Sorry, I did confuse you with Nachlander... I've posted my comments to him on his talk page. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Ah so you noticed my ninja fast edit and re-edit, I admire your skill. On another note, Is the article ok now?--CrabPope 01:06, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

No problemo --CrabPope 18:45, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] pee

hi crab. i've moved Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Joseph Conrad off the queue for now, since it's on VFH. once it gets removed or (hopefully) featured, you can put the review back in the queue if you want more feedback. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Ok thanks for telling me Gerry --CrabPope 22:29, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Danke schön!

[edit] Dearest Crabby...

Thank you ... ... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje

Congradumalations--CrabPope 19:37, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] review

hey crab, now that Joseph Conrad has been featured, do you want to put the review back in the queue, or can we deep-six it? Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Deep six it, whatever that means --CrabPope 18:18, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

haha, it's just a way of saying delete without saying the word 'delete.' Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:41, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Math thingy

Thanks for the VFH offer, but I don't think this is read for VFH yet. (talk) 21:56, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

ok, thanks for stopping by --CrabPope 13:07, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Tweet

Mr McElroy says thanks! his blog is teh funnies! 11:44pm May 14th from web tanks for teh voats! 11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:28 14 May 2009

[edit] Being German

Well, for someone being born as a German and living as one for an entire lifetime, being German is a thing you start getting used to at some point. It is like a ringing in the ears or an itch you cannot scratch, either you forget it at some point or you go mad. We do without pointy hats most of the time, but we enjoy pointy helmets. Anyway, being German cannot compare to crabbing a pope (or poping a crab, or whatnot). NaturalBornKieler (talk) 21:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Well, at least you're not French--CrabPope 11:21, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Der Unwehr

Check this out, and join if you really want to: User:Guildensternenstein/Der Unwehr —Sir Guildensternenstein 21:29, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:49, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you, you british bastard

For adding those images to my article :) now, do a final proofreading and VFH it :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 18! 23:10 May 22 '09

YESUM --CrabPope 14:06, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:24, 23 May Dictated; not read.

I've never been so insulted in my entire life, insulted and ... aroused, I'LL DO IT! --CrabPope 18:26, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:04, 6 Jun