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And have a point keepin' userbox as well. 13:11, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
edit Yay Ninjastar!
Yay for me! I win the internet, right? Anyhoo, I hope my articles/edits, however weh they may be, actually follow under the category of funny, rather than stupid. Well- erm, keep on doing whatever it is that you Uncyclopedians do.
CowWarrior 21:47, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
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