User talk:Coronium

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edit Welcome!

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edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:41, 30 December 2010

edit VFD limit

In case you're a new user who didn't read the rules carefully, your useful nomination brings VFD to 19 active ones. Nominate number 21 and they will ban you from the site for a short time. Forewarned is forearmed! Spıke ¬ 21:52 4-Jan-11

edit Little Question

You just came onto Uncyclopedia. Therefore, it gives noobs no right to nom or vote almost every single thing. Why not create an article first? Just a thought... --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 16:22, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Utter bollocks Maniac. Read this and don't speak to other users if you haven't got anything nice to say. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:29, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Vawoops, sorry Chief. Sorry Coronium. Got a little carried away there. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 16:31, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. I have written an article already anyway. See Disproportional representation. I'm active on a lot of other wikis (although not under this name), and I honestly believe that Uncyclopedia will be better without the likes of Dead baby jokes and Fishmen. Coronium 17:26, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

No one wants newcomers to be met with hostility, and Mcpee is a gentleman with his apology. But he has a point to make (apart from being an author who came close to having one of his own contributions deleted). VFD, as it votes on elimination of other people's work, is one of the more controversial committees. I agree with most of your VFD nominations/votes, but be sure you look at a lot of pages and have enough context, in your young life here, to say with confidence that someone else's work is really among the worst; and keep explaining your nominations and votes with specifics. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 16:45 5-Jan-11

Thanks for the explanations and the support. Coronium 17:26, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
And could you create a user page? Everyone always wants one of those. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 17:38, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
I don't really feel vain enough today. Coronium 17:38, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:58, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit Reviews

Mornin', mon, and welcome to Pee Review. You chose a difficult one for your first, but could you please be more in-depth about the article itself in reviews in the future? Reading the guidelines can be a little misleading, mind, but if you look at some examples of good reviews, especially those of the steel kidneys (they're supposedly good, anyway), that might give you more of an idea.

Hope to see you around in the future, and hope this helps, anyhow. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 16:11, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:14, 20 January 2011

edit User Page

Can you create a User page Coronium as you are appearing as a dreaded red link on all the discussion/voting pages? Also it will give you a chance to get a signature too. And it is not vanity to have a User Page. You can keep it minimalist if you so chose. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:34, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

meh, if kittens are going to die otherwise....sure.....Coronium 11:24, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:44, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit Could you make sure you...

...add {{VFD}} to the articles you nominate please.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

sorry for the blip. Coronium 18:00, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:15, 17 February 2011

edit Aurora

Like it now? Spıke ¬ 05:05 19-Feb-11

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:42, 24 February 2011


Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:16, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Reznov Pee Review

Coronium, I saw the pee review that you completed. Twas' good and to the point. Yet, the question that I have is: Did the article have to be mine? It wasn't mine, and it needed to be reviewed. Now, I must go correct it's grammar. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:43, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry that I assumed you were the author.\mathfrak{C}\mathfrak{o}\mathfrak{r}\mathfrak{o}\mathfrak{n}\mathfrak{i}\mathfrak{u}\mathfrak{m} 19:37, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
That's okay. I just thought it needed to be reviewed. It's bad, isn't it? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:46, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your signature

I know you have it set up like a link, but unfortunately that's apparently not actually compatible with the <math> function; clicking on it goes to the file locations of the rendered images (that can't render in html, at least for me, and I doubt I'm the only one) instead of to your userpage, which is kind of a problem if folks actually want to find you. You may have to just make an image of your own to solve for that, however, as I don't know a way around it with the <math> stuff, since that's really not what it's intended for. Please, though, if you could do something so that it links here, it'd be appreciated.

Also, could you be a dear and replace the 'SUBST:' in the input box for your signature under your preferences with 'SUBST:nosubst|'? As it is, it's just pasting the contents of your signature everywhere you sign; using the template as a template is a lot less messy, and the 'SUBST:nosubst|' thing'll do that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:53, 26 February 2011

Well I liked it so I redid it here so that it looks like this now Coronium%27s_signature.png (talk to me) it's just using the coding from my sig with your userpage etc. If you like it you can move it to User:Coronium/sig2 or whatever then do what Lyrithya said. Jackofspades (talk) 21:01, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, very nice... now I feel a little silly for not figuring that out myself. Ah, well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:36, 26 February 2011
Yes, it seems that the <math> package takes the code for your "math formula" and creates a .png image (and creates it every damned time a page is loaded that you have signed). It would save a lot of repetitive computing to just create a single image and use that.
JackOfSpades has done exactly that, and apparently using one of the images that <math> created. However, I'm not sure that image is permanent. As it was only created to support the rendition of a page, MediaWiki might assume it can delete it at some time in the future. Better to make a copy of this in the File: space and use that.
For example, use File:Coronium's signature.png which is also Coronium's signature. Spıke ¬ 23:46 26-Feb-11
As far as I know it will stay as long as it's still in use. If you want to make sure do what SPIKE said, but make sure you use the direct link to the pic (should look something like images4.wikia.nocookie.....) instead of File:whatever. Jackofspades (talk) 23:52, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
It will stay as long as it's in use; but without an object in a namespace attached to it, it might not be in use. The direct link is coded as {{Filepath:Coronium's signature.png}}. Spıke ¬ 00:02 27-Feb-11
    • Thanks everyone. I couldn't work out how to link the image to the userpage, so I've tacked some nonsense onto the end. Coronium's signature 12:45, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
    Just add |link= the page you want to link the image to. It's one of the parameters non-thumbed files/images accept; can also have none, do [[File:some file.png|link=]] and have it link to nowhere, not even the file page, although that's not usually advisable. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:24, 27 February 2011

edit A little late but...

Urinating fountain

I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that.

I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Nice little article you have there. Just keep in mind time=funny. Jackofspades (talk) 20:09, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I thought your review was very helpful. Getting back to work on it now. Coronium's signature 20:10, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:04, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit Redirect on QVFD

Notice how I've changed your entry--This is how you should code it when it's a redirect. I'm told it keeps admins from inadvertently following the link and deleting the referenced article (which in this case is already gone). Spıke ¬ 20:24 12-Mar-11

More formatting

The only way to reply to a vote on VFD that starts with # is to start your reply with #: Anything else causes the numbered list to start over at one following your reply. Spıke ¬ 02:05 13-Mar-11

Ok, thanks. --Coronium's signature 08:51, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit Death slot on VFD

I've totally rewritten it (as I mostly had when you turned that last spade of dirt onto it). If you agree that it's now keepable, please flip to Keep on VFD. Spıke ¬ 02:25 14-Mar-11

edit Welcome to IC (which is in ICU)

As IC has been inactive as have I, and as no colonization has been happening, I added you to the currently largely inactice IC. You are now a Lobsterback. Go to IC, read stuff it says you should read, then find your IC template which you can see how to put on your user page by clicking edit (but don't edit it please). Woo Hoo! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  22:45, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:11, 17 March 2011

edit Bot jobs

All you seem to be doing is doing bot jobs like guarding VFD all day. That's why Lyrithya and Fnoodle are here. Not trying to complain, but you're being a bit too serious nowadays. Try to have fun relax, and float downstream. It is not dying, it is not dying. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 14:49, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe a lollipop will make you feel better.

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 14:50, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Maintenance tasks are unsung and we are better off that people step up to do them. Besides, Coronium is about to take off me the yoke of being Uncyclopedia's ogre. It is still wise to "go write an article" once in a while--just to keep your hand in. Spıke ¬ 14:55 20-Mar-11
PS--Please take another look at Ammo and consider flipping your vote on VFD. Spıke ¬ 15:43 20-Mar-11
Yay, thanks for the lollipop. I do try to write articles...if you want a taste see Jewkip, which is my current project =). Coronium's signature 16:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
That's the spirit. Now go have fun. =) --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:03, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 15:20, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit North Dakota on VFD

I've cleaned it up, added a photo, and added slight humor (under Government) based on Wikipedia. Not a belly-laugher, but keepable now. What do you think? Spıke ¬ 23:35 22-Mar-11

PS--Thanks for flipping. However, as embarrassing as it looks being on both sides of the debate, you should have left your previous vote there and just struck it through. What we have now is a VFD nomination evidently with no nominator. 19:03 23-Mar-11 That's got it; thanks. Spıke ¬ 22:17 23-Mar-11

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:15, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:14, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

edit We miss you

You still haven't come back since your last edit, informing us on a forum that you were going to Mars. Come back, we all miss you and will give you cookies and dancing girls and even pink buttons for your shirt. Pleeeeaaaassssseeee, don't leave us in this hellhole alone. Aleister 22:37 25-4-'11

Yeah, man, get back here. Please. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:04, 26 April 2011
I third this notion/motion/sentiment/you get the picture. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:59, 30 September 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:16, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:07, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

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edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:06, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

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edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

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edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 3 November 2011

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