# User talk:Coronium

## editWelcome!

Hello, Coronium, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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## edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

21:41, 30 December 2010

## edit VFD limit

In case you're a new user who didn't read the rules carefully, your useful nomination brings VFD to 19 active ones. Nominate number 21 and they will ban you from the site for a short time. Forewarned is forearmed!  21:52 4-Jan-11

## edit Little Question

You just came onto Uncyclopedia. Therefore, it gives noobs no right to nom or vote almost every single thing. Why not create an article first? Just a thought... -- 16:22, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

Utter bollocks Maniac. Read this and don't speak to other users if you haven't got anything nice to say. -- 16:29, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Vawoops, sorry Chief. Sorry Coronium. Got a little carried away there. -- 16:31, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. I have written an article already anyway. See Disproportional representation. I'm active on a lot of other wikis (although not under this name), and I honestly believe that Uncyclopedia will be better without the likes of Dead baby jokes and Fishmen. Coronium 17:26, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

No one wants newcomers to be met with hostility, and Mcpee is a gentleman with his apology. But he has a point to make (apart from being an author who came close to having one of his own contributions deleted). VFD, as it votes on elimination of other people's work, is one of the more controversial committees. I agree with most of your VFD nominations/votes, but be sure you look at a lot of pages and have enough context, in your young life here, to say with confidence that someone else's work is really among the worst; and keep explaining your nominations and votes with specifics. Cheers!  16:45 5-Jan-11

Thanks for the explanations and the support. Coronium 17:26, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
And could you create a user page? Everyone always wants one of those. -- 17:38, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
I don't really feel vain enough today. Coronium 17:38, January 5, 2011 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost Delivery!

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## edit Reviews

Mornin', mon, and welcome to Pee Review. You chose a difficult one for your first, but could you please be more in-depth about the article itself in reviews in the future? Reading the guidelines can be a little misleading, mind, but if you look at some examples of good reviews, especially those of the steel kidneys (they're supposedly good, anyway), that might give you more of an idea.

Hope to see you around in the future, and hope this helps, anyhow. Cheers. ~ Lyrithya (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 16:11, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost Delivery!

03:47, 13 January 2011

## edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

08:14, 20 January 2011

## edit User Page

Can you create a User page Coronium as you are appearing as a dreaded red link on all the discussion/voting pages? Also it will give you a chance to get a signature too. And it is not vanity to have a User Page. You can keep it minimalist if you so chose. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:34, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

meh, if kittens are going to die otherwise....sure.....Coronium 11:24, January 23, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:11, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

04:44, 27 January 2011

## edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

02:36, 3 February 2011

## edit Could you make sure you...

...add {{VFD}} to the articles you nominate please.--(Talk 15:06, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

sorry for the blip. Coronium 18:00, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

## edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

02:25, 10 February 2011

## edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

06:15, 17 February 2011

## edit Aurora

Like it now?  05:05 19-Feb-11

## edit UnSignnull pointer exception

07:42, 24 February 2011

## edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

--Shabidoo 10:16, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

## editReznov Pee Review

Coronium, I saw the pee review that you completed. Twas' good and to the point. Yet, the question that I have is: Did the article have to be mine? It wasn't mine, and it needed to be reviewed. Now, I must go correct it's grammar. --Gamma 18:43, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry that I assumed you were the author.$\mathfrak{C}\mathfrak{o}\mathfrak{r}\mathfrak{o}\mathfrak{n}\mathfrak{i}\mathfrak{u}\mathfrak{m}$ 19:37, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
That's okay. I just thought it needed to be reviewed. It's bad, isn't it? --Gamma 21:46, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

I know you have it set up like a link, but unfortunately that's apparently not actually compatible with the [itex] function; clicking on it goes to the file locations of the rendered images (that can't render in html, at least for me, and I doubt I'm the only one) instead of to your userpage, which is kind of a problem if folks actually want to find you. You may have to just make an image of your own to solve for that, however, as I don't know a way around it with the [itex] stuff, since that's really not what it's intended for. Please, though, if you could do something so that it links here, it'd be appreciated.

Also, could you be a dear and replace the 'SUBST:' in the input box for your signature under your preferences with 'SUBST:nosubst|'? As it is, it's just pasting the contents of your signature everywhere you sign; using the template as a template is a lot less messy, and the 'SUBST:nosubst|' thing'll do that. 19:53, 26 February 2011

Well I liked it so I redid it here so that it looks like this now (talk to me) it's just using the coding from my sig with your userpage etc. If you like it you can move it to User:Coronium/sig2 or whatever then do what Lyrithya said. (talk) 21:01, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, very nice... now I feel a little silly for not figuring that out myself. Ah, well. 22:36, 26 February 2011
Yes, it seems that the `[itex]` package takes the code for your "math formula" and creates a .png image (and creates it every damned time a page is loaded that you have signed). It would save a lot of repetitive computing to just create a single image and use that.
JackOfSpades has done exactly that, and apparently using one of the images that `[itex]` created. However, I'm not sure that image is permanent. As it was only created to support the rendition of a page, MediaWiki might assume it can delete it at some time in the future. Better to make a copy of this in the File: space and use that.
For example, use File:Coronium's signature.png which is also .  23:46 26-Feb-11
As far as I know it will stay as long as it's still in use. If you want to make sure do what SPIKE said, but make sure you use the direct link to the pic (should look something like images4.wikia.nocookie.....) instead of File:whatever. (talk) 23:52, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
It will stay as long as it's in use; but without an object in a namespace attached to it, it might not be in use. The direct link is coded as `{{Filepath:Coronium's signature.png}}`.  00:02 27-Feb-11
• Thanks everyone. I couldn't work out how to link the image to the userpage, so I've tacked some nonsense onto the end. 12:45, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Just add |link= the page you want to link the image to. It's one of the parameters non-thumbed files/images accept; can also have none, do [[File:some file.png|link=]] and have it link to nowhere, not even the file page, although that's not usually advisable. 18:24, 27 February 2011

## edit A little late but...

 I just peed on something you wrote. I apologize profusely for that. I'll attempt to control my bladder in the future. No promises though

Nice little article you have there. Just keep in mind time=funny. (talk) 20:09, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I thought your review was very helpful. Getting back to work on it now. 20:10, February 28, 2011 (UTC)

## edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

16:07, 3 March 2011

## edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

03:04, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

## edit Redirect on QVFD

Notice how I've changed your entry--This is how you should code it when it's a redirect. I'm told it keeps admins from inadvertently following the link and deleting the referenced article (which in this case is already gone).  20:24 12-Mar-11

More formatting

The only way to reply to a vote on VFD that starts with # is to start your reply with #: Anything else causes the numbered list to start over at one following your reply.  02:05 13-Mar-11

Ok, thanks. -- 08:51, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

## edit Death slot on VFD

I've totally rewritten it (as I mostly had when you turned that last spade of dirt onto it). If you agree that it's now keepable, please flip to Keep on VFD.  02:25 14-Mar-11

## edit Welcome to IC (which is in ICU)

As IC has been inactive as have I, and as no colonization has been happening, I added you to the currently largely inactice IC. You are now a Lobsterback. Go to IC, read stuff it says you should read, then find your IC template which you can see how to put on your user page by clicking edit (but don't edit it please). Woo Hoo!  IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  22:45, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

## edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

05:11, 17 March 2011

## edit Bot jobs

All you seem to be doing is doing bot jobs like guarding VFD all day. That's why Lyrithya and Fnoodle are here. Not trying to complain, but you're being a bit too serious nowadays. Try to have fun relax, and float downstream. It is not dying, it is not dying. -- 14:49, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe a lollipop will make you feel better.

-- 14:50, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

Maintenance tasks are unsung and we are better off that people step up to do them. Besides, Coronium is about to take off me the yoke of being Uncyclopedia's ogre. It is still wise to "go write an article" once in a while--just to keep your hand in.  14:55 20-Mar-11
PS--Please take another look at Ammo and consider flipping your vote on VFD.  15:43 20-Mar-11
Yay, thanks for the lollipop. I do try to write articles...if you want a taste see Jewkip, which is my current project =). 16:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
That's the spirit. Now go have fun. =) -- 22:03, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

## edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. -- 15:20, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

## edit North Dakota on VFD

I've cleaned it up, added a photo, and added slight humor (under Government) based on Wikipedia. Not a belly-laugher, but keepable now. What do you think?  23:35 22-Mar-11

PS--Thanks for flipping. However, as embarrassing as it looks being on both sides of the debate, you should have left your previous vote there and just struck it through. What we have now is a VFD nomination evidently with no nominator. 19:03 23-Mar-11 That's got it; thanks.  22:17 23-Mar-11

## edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

10:12, 24 March 2011

## edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

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## edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

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## edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:14, 14 April 2011

## edit That UnSignposty thing

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## editWe miss you

You still haven't come back since your last edit, informing us on a forum that you were going to Mars. Come back, we all miss you and will give you cookies and dancing girls and even pink buttons for your shirt. Pleeeeaaaassssseeee, don't leave us in this hellhole alone. Aleister 22:37 25-4-'11

Yeah, man, get back here. Please. Eh? 09:04, 26 April 2011
I third this notion/motion/sentiment/you get the picture. 18:59, 30 September 2011

## edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

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## edit Signpost Un

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## edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

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## edit UnSignpost

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~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 27 October 2011