User talk:Colin "All your base" Heaney

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Contents 1 YOU JUST EDITED! 2 Not cool 3 Paradise Abridged 4 Did you just get unbanned? 5 Dear Valued Mafia Member, 6 Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost 7 Thanks 8 Mafia 9 Faggit 10 Oops 11 stuff on stuff 12 Errr Colin 13 UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk 14 Thanks! 15 MINDFUCK 16 Did I thank you? 17 Sincere thanks 18 Ohhh! 19 5th-trimester abortion 20 Thanks! 21 Instead of doing something productive... 22 Merry Christmas! 23 Hey... 24 ya 25 Hey there.. 26 hey Colin "All your base" Heaney 27 Could you get round to your judgyfying duties soon? 28 HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd 29 Madison 30 Blocked for 3 months 31 Hmm... 32 Recent UnNews template 33 Cider 34 Vandal's Paradise 35 *poke* 36 Greetings

edit YOU JUST EDITED!

YOU JUST EDITED! - [22:07 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

OR DID I? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:10, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

YOU DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU HAD ABANDONED UNCYC? OR NO? HI! - [22:17 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

AND IT APPEARS I GOT THIS BITCHES' VAGINITY! - [22:18 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

IN FACT I HAVE NOT ABANDONED UNCYC WHEREVER WOULD YOU GET A SILLY IDEA LIKE THAT? No, seriously, you think I have a life outside this site? <3 - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:18, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

NO I DID NOT THINK YOU HAD A LIFE OUTSIDE OF HERE! JUST THOUGHT YOU HAD GIVEN UP ON THE ONE LIFE YOU HAD! BUT APPARENTLY NOT!!! DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MEME IN THIS CAPITAL THING? LET'S FIND OUT. - [22:20 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

BENSON LOL - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:21, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

DICKS LOL! HOW ARE YOU?! - [22:23 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

VERY WARM AS A RESULT OF THE SUMMER CLAUSE IN MY CONTRACT FOR LIVING ON THIS PLANET. HOW ABOUT YOU??? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:25, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

YOU GOT A CONTRACT? I NEVER GOT A CONTRACT! DAMMIT, I WANT A REFUND. I APPEAR TO BE ENJOYING YOUR CLAUSE, TOO. - [22:28 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

YOU WERE DRUNK AT THE TIME, OBVIOUSLY. OH WONDERFUL HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:37, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

WORKING OUT WONDERFULLY, YES. I FEEL THAT EITHER WE SHOULD BE HURLING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER, YOU MOTHAFUCKIN GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT, OR WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TWISTER...WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU, YA CUNT. - [22:46 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

HEY COCKSUCKER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GATHER YOUR VALUABLES, THERE'S ONE OF THEM THERE TWISTERS OUTSIDE. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 23:04, Thursday 05 August 2010 -

OH FOR FUCK SAKE. OI, FAG, IS THAT WHY WE'RE SHOUTING? CAUSE YOUR VOICE REALLY SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID WHEN YOU'RE SHOUTING. - [23:07 5 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Hey. So there are a whole bunch of usergroups around at the moment (nazis and a frat). The new bastards. Do you feel like wasting your time at all? Showing them how a real user group works? Yeh, or not, that's cool too. :) - [02:26 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Yes! Of course I would love to waste time. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 11:45, Friday 06 August 2010 -

Excellent! And it appears that Meth is back, at least for a bit. Do you have any ideas how we could make the mafia useful? I was thinking that instead of focusing on rewriting stuff, like all the other usergroups, we focus on the community. So welcoming and helping noobs, trying to somehow dampen any drama that flairs up and trying to ensure general good relationships. Very mafia-like, I know. What do you think? I also suggest that we simplify the mafia, cutting out things like the Russian and Italian special bars, leaving just one. And other complicated things, and getting rid of the pages we never got round to making. Like the golf course. Thoughts? I'm already beginning to feel drunk with power...sick sick power... - [12:51 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Yeah, simplifying it might be for the best. It's complications seem to have led to it's demise. And the dampening drama sounds very good. We aren't a mafia, we're "community organizers". - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 16:28, Friday 06 August 2010 -

Yeh. Just stepping in when drama kicks in and repeatedly leaving joke comments no matter what, so that it becomes impossible for serious drama to take place. I like that idea. I would say death to the overcomplicated money thing, the Russian Members Only Bar, the Italian Members Only Bar, the Rackets Room, the Golf Course and the Shooting Range but keep the donate a dollar thing, just for the sake of it. And maybe less ranks? Maybe we need a 'What We Do Page' too. - [16:33 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

The what we do page is definitely essential, and joke comments are wonderful things. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 16:41, Friday 06 August 2010 -

Hey what's up with going back to this side of the page? This side smells funny. Of hobo. Joke comments are, indeed, wonderful. - [17:25 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

i c wat u did thar - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 18:02, Friday 06 August 2010 -

Indeed, so are you willing to waste your time helping me waste my time? - [18:50 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

edit Not cool

Not cool, bro. Aaadddaaammm 19:57, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hi. I happen to be loitering around this talk page and since Colin has not answered yet: can I help? - [21:09 6 August 2010] TheYet•Talk

Dammit, I can see not record of it, but [1] this picture was changed (passive voice) to Goatzee, so it would show up "in the news". I found it disturbing (but strangely alluring), so reverted it and posted a quick note her to say it was me. Aaadddaaammm 21:23, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

He got banned for 2 months for that.--HM (T) 21:28, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

[frigging edit conflict, I will leave the message unchanged however] I had a word with the admin that blocked Colin. They deleted the picture so there wouldn't be a record of it. Colin was blocked for two months. —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:29 7 August 2010]

dicks lol —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig looks great against a black background (slight homo) --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 08:32, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

My sig?? —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:30 8 August 2010]

That Colin is one crazy bastard. -- well-to-do Ape (assassinate) (Riot Porn) 22:27, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

hehehe. Yeah... Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 05:30, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Haha, good stuff. It seems like a bit of overkill, it's actually pretty funny. And very much in the spirit of uncyclopedia eh! Aaadddaaammm 07:18, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

No, it's not in the spirit of Uncyclopedia. We are a humor wiki, not a lulz wiki. If you want Goatse on the front page you can go to ED. --Andorin Kato 07:21, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Andorin, chill out please. -- well-to-do Ape (assassinate) (Riot Porn) 13:22, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

It is true though, it doesn't really make me laugh... —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:48 8 August 2010]

It made me laugh, and in any case, its not a big deal and takes 5 seconds to revert. I just don't like this distinction between humour and lulz, I think that's the source of a lot of the current tension. Anyway, don't want to have that argument on Colin's talk page particularly. -- well-to-do Ape (assassinate) (Riot Porn) 13:57, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

I do agree though that maybe the ban was a little harsh, especially since it was apparently an infinite ban to start with. —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:02 8 August 2010]

I generally don't laugh at goatse, but when Colin does it... It would upset me more if he didn't, man. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:27, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Colin has done this before. The rules say goatse gets you banned. Plus, it's not funny. So...yeah.--HM (T) 00:23, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know previous history so withdraw comments. —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:56 9 August 2010]

I think it's funny independent of whether or not Colin should be banned for a while. -- well-to-do Ape (assassinate) (Riot Porn) 01:17, August 9, 2010 (UTC)

Is that sentence missing a comma or am I just very tired? —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:18 9 August 2010]

Dawn Of The Dead (Remake)

edit Paradise Abridged

It's up on VFH. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:53, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did you just get unbanned?

? —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:22 19 August 2010]

Why yes, yes I did. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 04:15, Friday 20 August 2010 -

Why hello! —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:29 20 August 2010]

Well, I suppose see this....

Have I whored my newest article to you yet? (And I may not respond to your next response for a while, as it is 5:30 AM here and I'm about to head to sleep.) - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 10:32, Friday 20 August 2010 -

I'll check it out. Have I whored my this, to you? —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:39 20 August 2010]

edit Dear Valued Mafia Member,

Dear Valued Mafioso,

I am very sorry to be encroaching on your talkpage. Please feel free to move this message without incurring the wrath of the mob. You are, whether you remember or not, a member of the Uncyclopedia Mafia. Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, the Family has been inactive recently. However, members of the Family believe that now is the time for our little business to burst back into the spotlight.

Mafia 2.0 promises:

• MORE violence
• MORE whores
• MORE gambling
• MORE guns
• MORE pointless awards
• MORE positions to be filled
• MORE of an actual purpose

The Mafia Pledge:

The Uncyclopedia mafia hereby declares its intention to be a family business dedicated to welcoming, socialising with and being friendly to new users, in an attempt to integrate them into the Uncyclopedia community, offering help to any Uncyclopedia user who wants assistance and looking to promote merriment within the Uncyclopedia community.

As a current member we are proposing that you should help the Family, once more, by becoming an active member. We humbly present you with the following options:

1. Simply reply here, saying you are willing to continue being a member of the Mafia.
2. Sign the code {{u|<insert name here>}} here to opt out of the Mafia.
3. If you do not reply within ten (10) days you will deemed inactive and stripped of your current full Mafia membership.
4. Reply here saying you are willing to continue as part of the Mafia and then request one of the several senior roles within the Mafia that need filling at my office.

As of 10:30 20 August 2010 the following roles within the Mafia require filling. If you would like one of the positions please request it at the above mentioned office.

• Personal Secretary to the Don (with special privileges)
• Capo Bastone (deputy to the Don)
• Chariman of the Italian branch of the family
• Capo Bastone Delegato (deputy to the Capo Bastone)

Yours Sincerely,
Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie
[18:29 7 August 2010]

dicks lol —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:33, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--Chiefjustice3DS 11:59, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For that vote on VFH. I 'ppreciate it! —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:38 20 August 2010]

edit Mafia

Do pop in, sometime. —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:29 22 August 2010]

edit Faggit

How ya been my nig? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:24, 27 Aug

I've been fairly decent, though I'm going back to public high school, and I'm banned from Freenode. How about you, you big sloppy homosexual you? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 01:24, Saturday 28 August 2010 -

edit Oops

Sorry I screwed on you in IRC, I got disconnected accidentally and had to go. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 02:02, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, no big, it's fine. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 02:03, Friday 03 September 2010 -

edit stuff on stuff

This list may and be changed, added to, and removed from at any time without prior notice as my current suggestions change and the article changes.

1. shit doesn't randomly explode normally... and with oil there would be lots of investigations and stuff, its not exactly unknown territory to assrape the earth get oil

2. i love where oil disaster links linked :( try to put back in the desert storm reference

3. "Maybe they had just heard about the BP oil spill, and saw how weak it would look? No one can know" wtf does this mean? removed from article

4. "whoever potentially probably did this" doesn't work with the style of rest of the quote. the guy seems of at least moderate intelligence before then, can't just turn him retarded removed from article

5. "Some government analysts see a flaw in this outcome, however" I don't like this sentence. A flaw in this outcum? Wtf is that supposed to mean? I changed it. Along with the order. Before I had no idea as to how this could made sense, much less be funny. If it was some analysts doubting that it was done by terrorists or maybe doubting the specific terrorist chosen! YA THAT ONE! (maybe using 9/11 as a reference (get in your link that way too ;] )) could make the argument that the standard suspects would have done a much better job. maybe it was the egyptian mafia or some such crap. Idk. But the Al Quieda (however the fuck you spell it) would have done a much better job. I think this could add something to the article to make it more than the usual 'blame the terrorists, lol' theme. Theme more of blame the terrorists, but done so shitty we are having trouble figuring out what terrorist could have possibly done it. Could add either as a quote or a note that no terrorist groups have publicly taken credit for this, used as 'proof' that it was done so badly they are ashamed or something (while a sane person, aka the reader, would see it as proof that terrorists didn't do it, but don't mention anything along those lines in the article).

6. "The explosion, which had the chance to kill 13 workers, left none injured." "left none injured" barely brings attention to it, it is really small. It's the whole point of the article in my opinion! Maybe "miracously left none injured" Another thing is you could add that the explosion did almost no damage or something like that? That the terrorists not only failed to hurt anyone, they failed to even damage anything.

7. see my added paragraph. the 13 workers were maybe merely inconvenienced by the 'explosion' or didn't even know it happened until told about it later.

8. i'm sure you know this, but flesh out the suspected terrorism line. without it the news ain't funny.

ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO REVERT MY EDITS I DO TO THE ARTICLE ITSELF. I AM NOT HERE TO STEAL THE ARTICLE FROM YOU.

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:18, Sep 3

edit Errr Colin

Your sig is becoming quite outrageous -

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 02:03, Friday 03 September 2010 - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Shorten it so it matches the Xs please? Thanks. ~ 10:10, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

That's because Wikia has disabled the sighidden function, Mordillo. Wikia is Ebil! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 8 September 2010

Yeah, what Socky said. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:20, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Dear god, they've disabled?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH!!!?! —BONER WHORE Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:41 8 September 2010]

Ah yes, EBIL WIKIA. Thank god we have them to blame. Sorry Colin, keep doing whatever that you were doing. What were you doing anyway? ~ 11:36, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

That's for me to know and the CIA to keep files on. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 20:51, Thursday 09 September 2010 -

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:49, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

	and Socky would like to thank you for helping UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies? become a featured article
	Mere words do not suffice to thank you for this great planet saving act, so feel free to not produce any babies while you're at it.

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:05, 13 September 2010

edit MINDFUCK

MINDFUCK (Thank you for voting for UnMovie Review:Inception (2010)) I'm running out of ideas for templates.

^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:56, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did I thank you?

I think I did... but thank you again for voting for Pursuit of Happiness, love. Although your signature is just annoying. You know the links cannot be accessed if they go over linebreaks, right? ~ Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:02 (UTC)

You're most certainly welcome. It's a right funny article. And yes, I know, I just happen to like the jumpy effect is has when you rapidly run your mouse over it. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:48, Wednesday 27 October 2010 -

D'oh. What a reason. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:00 (UTC)

It gets my vote as the best signature on Uncy. A fun one, not a boring one like Aleister 00:30 28 10

It'd be more useful if it came with consistently accessible links to your userpage... you could turn the hammer and sickle into a link. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:45 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd considered it, but now you've put the image of an increasingly frustrated user trying to click link to my userpage into my mind, and quite frankly, it's very entertaining. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 00:48, Thursday 28 October 2010 -

Actually, I just typed User:Colin into the searchy thingy and you came up just fine. Now there be links elsewhere. But okay. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:52 (UTC)

edit Sincere thanks

--Funnybony  14:17, Nov 1

edit Ohhh!

Yummy!

No not that! I'm about to eat an ice cream pervert! --Dancing dude 20:09, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

... - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 20:17, Friday 26 November 2010 -

edit 5th-trimester abortion

(Was watching you on RecentChanges) Don't you mean 4th-trimester? Spıke ¬ 04:07 28-Nov-10

Nope, I mean 5th. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 04:31, Sunday 28 November 2010 -

As in 4th through 6th month after birth? Very well. Spıke ¬ 04:32 28-Nov-10

Have to let the fruit ripen before making a pie, you see. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 04:36, Sunday 28 November 2010 -

edit Thanks!

And thanks for helping me write it, of course. It could have never been featured without you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 5 December 2010

edit Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

What's that, you say? My exam? Oh, it's going straight to hell, and thank you for asking. At least it gave me these beautiful lines, so that I can flunk with style, yes?

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:39, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!

-- Sir Kip > Talk • Works • Contribs • ♫ • 22:39, Dec. 12, 2010

edit Hey...

Thank you. For your indignance on my behalf regarding those illogical against votes. I appreciate it. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:04, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Any time, fair lady. Undignified behavior in the face of perceived injustice is just one of those things I do. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 23:22, Tuesday 04 January 2011 -

edit ya

Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2011 --Roman Dog Bird 02:54, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey there..

Colin "All your base" Heaney, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are Best Illustrated category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:08, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit hey Colin "All your base" Heaney

i need a adopter for the adopt a noob program you seem cool will you adopt me and send me a message when you can thanks webby790

Alright, I can dig it. Any questions, right off the bat? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 00:16, Monday 14 February 2011 -

edit Could you get round to your judgyfying duties soon?

As you need to be done judging for tomorrow:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:01, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Madison

Did you make it over to Madison? How was it? I have a page you may appreciate on VFH, the UnNews where a 5-year-old girl talks to the governor. Dexter and MrtheJazz made a great audio for the page. Did you see doggies when you were in Madison? Peace through strength! Aleister 4:00 27-2-'11

It was pretty bitchin'. Also, cold. I caught a glimpse of Michael Moore. I had a sign that said "The Little Boy Who Cried Fascist". And I saw dogs, yes. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:30, Tuesday 01 March 2011 -

Doggies! Please run, don't walk, to read my page on VFH and listen to Dexter and mrthejazz's audio. I envy your participation on the street, in the action, and protecting your sandwich from Michael Moore. More, tell me moore, I mean more. Aleister 3:39 2-3-'11

Hello, did you check out the featured article today? It's my 2nd Madison page, the one with the great audio mentioned above. Please let your friends in Madison know. I hope that the Governor or someone on his staff reads the thing. Aleister 1:20 4-3-'11

I've showed multiple people your articles, and gotten positive responses from all of them. They're pretty amazing. And I wish he would, but he'll probably be too busy sending out layoff notices to public employees. Also, is there any possibility of you having a Facebook I could add? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 01:27, Friday 04 March 2011 -

Wow, thanks. I didn't know if you had seen that featured one yet. No, I don't use Facebook or twitter or the others, not even IRC here. That's one of the reasons it seems like I spend lots of time here (multi-tasking much of that time), it's my choice social site (I do have other sites I look at and sometimes write on, but this one is home base for now). Maybe the Capitol Times would give a mention of that feature. Hmmmm. Aleister 1:31 4-3-'11

edit Blocked for 3 months

You have been blocked for the following reasons;

Disruption and removal of important information.

Date the block will be lifted; August 25th, 2011. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Derecho (talk • contribs)

Oh man, he sure got you good. See you in three months, buddy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:37 May 26, 2011

Dammit, and I was looking forward to some sheep shagging when I got back... - Colin obviously using a proxy to evade his ban.

edit Hmm...

This was your idea, wasn't it?

Also, where'd you wander off to, anyhow? 1234 ~ 15:01, 5 July 2011

I believe it was, if you can count bullshitting on IRC as coming up with the idea. And I am currently in Montana, where I will be until the end of August. The internets just started working here, however, so I should be on a bit more frequently. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:19, Thursday 07 July 2011 -

edit Recent UnNews template

Please run your stories by a third party before adding them to the Recent UnNews template. Thanks. ~  Talk 23:13, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

Lawl. -- well-to-do Ape (assassinate) (Riot Porn) 23:18, July 23, 2011 (UTC)

That's what I get for using that damn bargain-bin fourth party. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 03:09, Sunday 24 July 2011 -

edit Cider

I love's this article. Can I remove the fire? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:14, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SA - Sure, go for it. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 21:20, Thursday 28 July 2011 -

edit Vandal's Paradise

Hey Colin, I'm sorry to inform you that your article died in the recent conflagration of Forest Fire Week. Instead of just deleting it, I moved it to your userspace (User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/UnTunes: Vandal's Paradise) for posterity. —rc (t) 00:51, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit *poke*

This is just a reminder that you offered to judge the PLS, wound up with your name on a section, and still haven't done it. Apparently the deadline for results is October 12th, so... uh, please do so before then, and stuff. Cheers. 1234 ~ 20:22, 8 October 2011

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012