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SP Colin

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edit YOU JUST EDITED!

YOU JUST EDITED! - [22:07 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

OR DID I? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:10, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
YOU DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU HAD ABANDONED UNCYC? OR NO? HI! - [22:17 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
AND IT APPEARS I GOT THIS BITCHES' VAGINITY! - [22:18 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
IN FACT I HAVE NOT ABANDONED UNCYC WHEREVER WOULD YOU GET A SILLY IDEA LIKE THAT? No, seriously, you think I have a life outside this site? <3 Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:18, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
NO I DID NOT THINK YOU HAD A LIFE OUTSIDE OF HERE! JUST THOUGHT YOU HAD GIVEN UP ON THE ONE LIFE YOU HAD! BUT APPARENTLY NOT!!! DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MEME IN THIS CAPITAL THING? LET'S FIND OUT. - [22:20 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
BENSON LOL Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:21, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
DICKS LOL! HOW ARE YOU?! - [22:23 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
VERY WARM AS A RESULT OF THE SUMMER CLAUSE IN MY CONTRACT FOR LIVING ON THIS PLANET. HOW ABOUT YOU??? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:25, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
YOU GOT A CONTRACT? I NEVER GOT A CONTRACT! DAMMIT, I WANT A REFUND. I APPEAR TO BE ENJOYING YOUR CLAUSE, TOO. - [22:28 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
YOU WERE DRUNK AT THE TIME, OBVIOUSLY. OH WONDERFUL HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:37, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
WORKING OUT WONDERFULLY, YES. I FEEL THAT EITHER WE SHOULD BE HURLING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER, YOU MOTHAFUCKIN GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF SHIT, OR WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TWISTER...WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU, YA CUNT. - [22:46 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk
HEY COCKSUCKER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GATHER YOUR VALUABLES, THERE'S ONE OF THEM THERE TWISTERS OUTSIDE. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat23:04, Thursday 05 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
OH FOR FUCK SAKE. OI, FAG, IS THAT WHY WE'RE SHOUTING? CAUSE YOUR VOICE REALLY SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID WHEN YOU'RE SHOUTING. - [23:07 5 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Hey. So there are a whole bunch of usergroups around at the moment (nazis and a frat). The new bastards. Do you feel like wasting your time at all? Showing them how a real user group works? Yeh, or not, that's cool too. :) - [02:26 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

Yes! Of course I would love to waste time. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat11:45, Friday 06 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Excellent! And it appears that Meth is back, at least for a bit. Do you have any ideas how we could make the mafia useful? I was thinking that instead of focusing on rewriting stuff, like all the other usergroups, we focus on the community. So welcoming and helping noobs, trying to somehow dampen any drama that flairs up and trying to ensure general good relationships. Very mafia-like, I know. What do you think? I also suggest that we simplify the mafia, cutting out things like the Russian and Italian special bars, leaving just one. And other complicated things, and getting rid of the pages we never got round to making. Like the golf course. Thoughts? I'm already beginning to feel drunk with power...sick sick power... - [12:51 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Yeah, simplifying it might be for the best. It's complications seem to have led to it's demise. And the dampening drama sounds very good. We aren't a mafia, we're "community organizers". Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat16:28, Friday 06 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Yeh. Just stepping in when drama kicks in and repeatedly leaving joke comments no matter what, so that it becomes impossible for serious drama to take place. I like that idea. I would say death to the overcomplicated money thing, the Russian Members Only Bar, the Italian Members Only Bar, the Rackets Room, the Golf Course and the Shooting Range but keep the donate a dollar thing, just for the sake of it. And maybe less ranks? Maybe we need a 'What We Do Page' too. - [16:33 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

The what we do page is definitely essential, and joke comments are wonderful things. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat16:41, Friday 06 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

Hey what's up with going back to this side of the page? This side smells funny. Of hobo. Joke comments are, indeed, wonderful. - [17:25 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
i c wat u did thar Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat18:02, Friday 06 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Indeed, so are you willing to waste your time helping me waste my time? - [18:50 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk

edit Not cool

Not cool, bro. Aaadddaaammm 19:57, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hi. I happen to be loitering around this talk page and since Colin has not answered yet: can I help? - [21:09 6 August 2010] TheYetTalk
Dammit, I can see not record of it, but [1] this picture was changed (passive voice) to Goatzee, so it would show up "in the news". I found it disturbing (but strangely alluring), so reverted it and posted a quick note her to say it was me. Aaadddaaammm 21:23, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
He got banned for 2 months for that.--HM (T) 21:28, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
[frigging edit conflict, I will leave the message unchanged however] I had a word with the admin that blocked Colin. They deleted the picture so there wouldn't be a record of it. Colin was blocked for two months. —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:29 7 August 2010]
Your sig looks great against a black background (slight homo) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:32, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
My sig?? —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:30 8 August 2010]

That Colin is one crazy bastard. -- lifeless Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 22:27, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

hehehe. Yeah... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 05:30, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
Haha, good stuff. It seems like a bit of overkill, it's actually pretty funny. And very much in the spirit of uncyclopedia eh! Aaadddaaammm 07:18, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
No, it's not in the spirit of Uncyclopedia. We are a humor wiki, not a lulz wiki. If you want Goatse on the front page you can go to ED. --Andorin Kato 07:21, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
Andorin, chill out please. -- lifeless Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 13:22, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
It is true though, it doesn't really make me laugh... —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:48 8 August 2010]
It made me laugh, and in any case, its not a big deal and takes 5 seconds to revert. I just don't like this distinction between humour and lulz, I think that's the source of a lot of the current tension. Anyway, don't want to have that argument on Colin's talk page particularly. -- lifeless Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 13:57, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
I do agree though that maybe the ban was a little harsh, especially since it was apparently an infinite ban to start with. —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [14:02 8 August 2010]
I generally don't laugh at goatse, but when Colin does it... It would upset me more if he didn't, man. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:27, August 8, 2010 (UTC)
Colin has done this before. The rules say goatse gets you banned. Plus, it's not funny. So...yeah.--HM (T) 00:23, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
I don't know previous history so withdraw comments. —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [00:56 9 August 2010]
I think it's funny independent of whether or not Colin should be banned for a while. -- lifeless Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 01:17, August 9, 2010 (UTC)
Is that sentence missing a comma or am I just very tired? —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [01:18 9 August 2010]

Dawn Of The Dead (Remake)

edit Paradise Abridged

It's up on VFH. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:53, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did you just get unbanned?

? —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [21:22 19 August 2010]

Why yes, yes I did. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat04:15, Friday 20 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Why hello! —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:29 20 August 2010]
Well, I suppose see this....
Have I whored my newest article to you yet? (And I may not respond to your next response for a while, as it is 5:30 AM here and I'm about to head to sleep.) Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat10:32, Friday 20 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
I'll check it out. Have I whored my this, to you? —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:39 20 August 2010]


edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeDS 11:59, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For that vote on VFH. I 'ppreciate it! —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:38 20 August 2010]

edit Mafia

Do pop in, sometime. —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:29 22 August 2010]

edit Faggit

How ya been my nig? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:24, 27 Aug

I've been fairly decent, though I'm going back to public high school, and I'm banned from Freenode. How about you, you big sloppy homosexual you? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:24, Saturday 28 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Oops

Sorry I screwed on you in IRC, I got disconnected accidentally and had to go. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:02, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, no big, it's fine. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat02:03, Friday 03 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit stuff on stuff

This list may and be changed, added to, and removed from at any time without prior notice as my current suggestions change and the article changes.

1. shit doesn't randomly explode normally... and with oil there would be lots of investigations and stuff, its not exactly unknown territory to assrape the earth get oil

2. i love where oil disaster links linked :( try to put back in the desert storm reference

3. "Maybe they had just heard about the BP oil spill, and saw how weak it would look? No one can know" wtf does this mean? removed from article

4. "whoever potentially probably did this" doesn't work with the style of rest of the quote. the guy seems of at least moderate intelligence before then, can't just turn him retarded removed from article

5. "Some government analysts see a flaw in this outcome, however" I don't like this sentence. A flaw in this outcum? Wtf is that supposed to mean? I changed it. Along with the order. Before I had no idea as to how this could made sense, much less be funny. If it was some analysts doubting that it was done by terrorists or maybe doubting the specific terrorist chosen! YA THAT ONE! (maybe using 9/11 as a reference (get in your link that way too ;] )) could make the argument that the standard suspects would have done a much better job. maybe it was the egyptian mafia or some such crap. Idk. But the Al Quieda (however the fuck you spell it) would have done a much better job. I think this could add something to the article to make it more than the usual 'blame the terrorists, lol' theme. Theme more of blame the terrorists, but done so shitty we are having trouble figuring out what terrorist could have possibly done it. Could add either as a quote or a note that no terrorist groups have publicly taken credit for this, used as 'proof' that it was done so badly they are ashamed or something (while a sane person, aka the reader, would see it as proof that terrorists didn't do it, but don't mention anything along those lines in the article).

6. "The explosion, which had the chance to kill 13 workers, left none injured." "left none injured" barely brings attention to it, it is really small. It's the whole point of the article in my opinion! Maybe "miracously left none injured" Another thing is you could add that the explosion did almost no damage or something like that? That the terrorists not only failed to hurt anyone, they failed to even damage anything.

7. see my added paragraph. the 13 workers were maybe merely inconvenienced by the 'explosion' or didn't even know it happened until told about it later.

8. i'm sure you know this, but flesh out the suspected terrorism line. without it the news ain't funny.

ALWAYS FEEL FREE TO REVERT MY EDITS I DO TO THE ARTICLE ITSELF. I AM NOT HERE TO STEAL THE ARTICLE FROM YOU.

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:18, Sep 3

edit Errr Colin

Your sig is becoming quite outrageous -

Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat02:03, Friday 03 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Shorten it so it matches the Xs please? Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:10, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

That's because Wikia has disabled the sighidden function, Mordillo. Wikia is Ebil! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 8 September 2010
Yeah, what Socky said. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:20, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Dear god, they've disabled?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH!!!?! —PUSSY WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:41 8 September 2010]
Ah yes, EBIL WIKIA. Thank god we have them to blame. Sorry Colin, keep doing whatever that you were doing. What were you doing anyway? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:36, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
That's for me to know and the CIA to keep files on. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat20:51, Thursday 09 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:49, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:05, 13 September 2010

edit MINDFUCK

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:56, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Did I thank you?

I think I did... but thank you again for voting for Pursuit of Happiness, love. Although your signature is just annoying. You know the links cannot be accessed if they go over linebreaks, right? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 17:02 (UTC)

You're most certainly welcome. It's a right funny article. And yes, I know, I just happen to like the jumpy effect is has when you rapidly run your mouse over it. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:48, Wednesday 27 October 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
D'oh. What a reason. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:00 (UTC)
It gets my vote as the best signature on Uncy. A fun one, not a boring one like Aleister 00:30 28 10
It'd be more useful if it came with consistently accessible links to your userpage... you could turn the hammer and sickle into a link. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:45 (UTC)
Yeah, I'd considered it, but now you've put the image of an increasingly frustrated user trying to click link to my userpage into my mind, and quite frankly, it's very entertaining. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat00:48, Thursday 28 October 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Actually, I just typed User:Colin into the searchy thingy and you came up just fine. Now there be links elsewhere. But okay. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 00:52 (UTC)

edit Sincere thanks

Weight-of-Uncyclopedia

WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:17, Nov 1

edit Ohhh!

Yummy!

ShowLetter

No not that! I'm about to eat an ice cream pervert! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 20:09, November 26, 2010 (UTC)

... Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat20:17, Friday 26 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit 5th-trimester abortion

(Was watching you on RecentChanges) Don't you mean 4th-trimester? Spıke ¬ 04:07 28-Nov-10

Nope, I mean 5th. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat04:31, Sunday 28 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

As in 4th through 6th month after birth? Very well. Spıke ¬ 04:32 28-Nov-10

Have to let the fruit ripen before making a pie, you see. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat04:36, Sunday 28 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Thanks!

And thanks for helping me write it, of course. It could have never been featured without you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:58, 5 December 2010

edit Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

Cquote1 What's that, you say? My exam? Oh, it's going straight to hell, and thank you for asking. At least it gave me these beautiful lines, so that I can flunk with style, yes? Cquote2


UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:39, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas!

SantaWTC

-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 22:39, Dec. 12, 2010

edit Hey...

Thank you. For your indignance on my behalf regarding those illogical against votes. I appreciate it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 23:04, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Any time, fair lady. Undignified behavior in the face of perceived injustice is just one of those things I do. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat23:22, Tuesday 04 January 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit ya

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2011 --Roman Dog Bird 02:54, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey there..

Colin "All your base" Heaney, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are Best Illustrated category and you put your results here. Good luck:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:08, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit hey Colin "All your base" Heaney

i need a adopter for the adopt a noob program you seem cool will you adopt me and send me a message when you can thanks webby790

Alright, I can dig it. Any questions, right off the bat? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat00:16, Monday 14 February 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Could you get round to your judgyfying duties soon?

As you need to be done judging for tomorrow:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:01, February 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION MARCH 2nd

Happymonkeywinter2011 ¡¡¡ OLÉ !!!  :)

--Shabidoo 10:41, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit Madison

Did you make it over to Madison? How was it? I have a page you may appreciate on VFH, the UnNews where a 5-year-old girl talks to the governor. Dexter and MrtheJazz made a great audio for the page. Did you see doggies when you were in Madison? Peace through strength! Aleister 4:00 27-2-'11

It was pretty bitchin'. Also, cold. I caught a glimpse of Michael Moore. I had a sign that said "The Little Boy Who Cried Fascist". And I saw dogs, yes. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:30, Tuesday 01 March 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Doggies! Please run, don't walk, to read my page on VFH and listen to Dexter and mrthejazz's audio. I envy your participation on the street, in the action, and protecting your sandwich from Michael Moore. More, tell me moore, I mean more. Aleister 3:39 2-3-'11
Hello, did you check out the featured article today? It's my 2nd Madison page, the one with the great audio mentioned above. Please let your friends in Madison know. I hope that the Governor or someone on his staff reads the thing. Aleister 1:20 4-3-'11
I've showed multiple people your articles, and gotten positive responses from all of them. They're pretty amazing. And I wish he would, but he'll probably be too busy sending out layoff notices to public employees. Also, is there any possibility of you having a Facebook I could add? Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat01:27, Friday 04 March 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Wow, thanks. I didn't know if you had seen that featured one yet. No, I don't use Facebook or twitter or the others, not even IRC here. That's one of the reasons it seems like I spend lots of time here (multi-tasking much of that time), it's my choice social site (I do have other sites I look at and sometimes write on, but this one is home base for now). Maybe the Capitol Times would give a mention of that feature. Hmmmm. Aleister 1:31 4-3-'11

edit Blocked for 3 months

You have been blocked for the following reasons;

Disruption and removal of important information.

Date the block will be lifted; August 25th, 2011. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Derecho (talk • contribs)

Oh man, he sure got you good. See you in three months, buddy.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:37 May 26, 2011
Dammit, and I was looking forward to some sheep shagging when I got back... - Colin obviously using a proxy to evade his ban.

edit Hmm...

This was your idea, wasn't it?

Also, where'd you wander off to, anyhow? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:01, 5 July 2011

I believe it was, if you can count bullshitting on IRC as coming up with the idea. And I am currently in Montana, where I will be until the end of August. The internets just started working here, however, so I should be on a bit more frequently. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat22:19, Thursday 07 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Recent UnNews template

Please run your stories by a third party before adding them to the Recent UnNews template. Thanks. ~ Humbuck Talk 23:13, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

Lawl. -- lifeless Ape (rape) (Riot Porn) 23:18, July 23, 2011 (UTC)
That's what I get for using that damn bargain-bin fourth party. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat03:09, Sunday 24 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Cider

I love's this article. Can I remove the fire? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:14, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

JFK BLOWN AWAY WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SA - Sure, go for it. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat21:20, Thursday 28 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Vandal's Paradise

Hey Colin, I'm sorry to inform you that your article died in the recent conflagration of Forest Fire Week. Instead of just deleting it, I moved it to your userspace (User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/UnTunes: Vandal's Paradise) for posterity. —rc (t) 00:51, August 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit *poke*

This is just a reminder that you offered to judge the PLS, wound up with your name on a section, and still haven't done it. Apparently the deadline for results is October 12th, so... uh, please do so before then, and stuff. Cheers. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:22, 8 October 2011

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit You sir

Are a tremendous faggit. Have a nice day. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:42, 11 Aug

Some people just don't understand the deep appreciation I have for Seal. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat02:40, Thursday 16 August 2012 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire

edit Adopt a Noob

Hi,

My name is ChinaTownGypsie and I would very much like to become a funny Uncyclopedia editor. I feel I am funny enough but I have no idea how to write and how to make it professional looking. I am not sure how Adopt a Noob works but I would appreciate it greatly if you would adopt me as a Noob. It took me about an hour to work out how to do this so any help would be appreciated.

ChinaTownGypsie

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