User talk:Coke and b*******
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edit All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...
Hello, Coke and b*******, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to the right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for noobies:
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1. Sign your messages! (But not your article edits.) Type 4 tildes "~~~~" after notes like that one you left me. I had to go digging thru page histories to see who left it.
2. There's an index of userboxes at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes. Have fun.
18:17, 24 October 2006 (UTC)