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help please

I'm Fizzler on the IRC channel (you may remember me as the guy who said "codeine is not fun"), and the nickserv banned me last night after some silliness (you just had to be there) could you please un-ban me? it would be greatly appreciated. if you do, i will eternally worship you forever. Fizzler the transsexal of borg 13:35, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Done. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:54, 15 January 2007 (UTC)


Cookie flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

You won a LAFTA!

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Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:22, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


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Aw Cmon

I worked really hard on Aqualung. It took me right near 5 whole minutes. And there was even a picture! --Anyone 15:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

OK, first I tried to save it; I went through removing all the stupid "I like willies" crap (what are you, 12?). Then, on re-reading, I realised that the longest paragraph was just a vanity exercise. If you're going to turn this article into something coherent, accessible and funny then I'll gladly restore it to your userspace for you to work on. But please, no more tedious juvenilia. All it does is make more work for us, and since we're all inherently lazy, it's often easier to just huff it. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:45, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
The "I like willy"'s came from a previous delete. It was created and recreated several times by an anon IP and the entire substance of one of the recreates was "I like Willys". In truth I just made the whole thing as a joke article because of its incessant recreation, so since the joke has long passed, it's ok that you deleted it. --Anyone 19:06, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
When you restored it, you restored all the deletions. Had I known that, I would of shown you this here. It's just another enlightening tidbit from an IP that I thought could be incorporated into an article, that way everyone wins. --Anyone 19:13, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


BePrepared Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Admin question

How do you become an uncyclopedia admin? -- User:Iamzork

Its mainly to do with secret handshakes and a series of nods and winks. If I told you more, we'd have to have you killed. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


What does 4chan have to do with Encyclopedia Dramatica? Clueless fucking anon 13:27, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

ED exists for the purpose of seeking comedy in internet memes. Uncyclopedia is intended to be a widely-accessible encyclopedia of satire and misinformation. Ergo, meme-based humour belongs on a site that welcomes it; as opposed to this one, which is a site for eveyone who doesn't get your internet memes. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:33, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


Hi Codeine, Splarka and I were just looking at that checkuser you requested, there are a lot of users on those IPs (including me). You could do short blocks on and if you like, I may have to remove it at times if it's when I'm at home! But I wouldn't block it for long, you are likely to catch others in it if you do. -- sannse@fandom (talk) 01:55, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!

- jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 12:48, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Your Adventure

The point in all the USERNAME tags was to make a customized article abouy YOUR adventure!

Who are you? And what are yout talking about? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:29, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh.. the Your Adventure article. I created it. anyway, please don't delete the wolf/vorarephile quotes on dog-related articles. Canada-kawaii 14:53, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Ahhh. Would you like it restored as a subpage of your userpace so you can work on it? And the quotes I deleted because we get loads of quotespam, 99.99% of which aren't funny. I guess I can see the relevance to canine articles, though. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:50, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your reply. I think your adventure should just be a subpage... unless it becomes ultra-popular, which is unlikely. Canada-kawaii 16:36, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


The Perse School was an extremily funny website. Undo the deletion for around an hour at 5:00 pm, GMT, Friday Feb 9th 2007. Regards, Leonardo Don Ferro. post scriptum; Or I will have you deleted The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

You're threatening me, little boy? You and your crappy little school can go fuck yourselves. Had you asked politely, you might have received a polite response, and most probably, your request granted. So I guess we learned something today, huh? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:01, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

user pages

Hello codeine, i would ask you the following. What is the policy here in using other users as a subject to one's joke? I thought this was a wikisite, and people could write funny things. That's why I came here anyway. I also thought that by (Vanity-) policy, one was protected against some breeches of privacy. Now i got into an argument with this Benson-character and he asked me if i would mind if i was put on his user-page in one of his lists. I told him i did mind, but he put me there anyway, against my repeated objections. Now i would like to ask you, as an administrator of this site, to ask this Benson to remove my name from his user-page, since I don't want to be the subject of his jokes and don't want anything to do with his 'jokes'. I apologised for my comments anyway and want my name off his joke-list, as again, i refuse to be one of his jokes. D.G.Neree 00:35, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm. Well, I don't believe that there is any official policy regarding this kind of thing. You're correct in assuming that the vanity policies are there to protect an individual's right to privacy; but that means for the most part, the publishing of private personal information such as real names, contact details etc. A nickname that you openly use is not subject to the same privacy. For example, someone writing "D.G.Neree is an asshole" is merely expressing an opinion; if they write "D.G.Neree (whose real name is John Q. Smith from Des Moines), is an asshole - phone him and tell him so on 555-1234", then yes, they are crossing the boundaries of your right to privacy. Essentially, when something is written about your screen name, although it might well be flamewarring, it's not a privacy-related offence.
Regarding the incident between yourself and Benson: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to tell Benson to remove your name from his list. Frankly, this is because you started it with this edit. You can't just flame people and expect them not to respond in a similar manner; this website is built on a good sense of community, and most normal rules of social interaction apply here - rules which your edit (to some extent) flaunted. If you have a problem or question regarding another user, your first move should be to speak to an administrator, rather than leaving them an abusive message. That said, since this is a comedy site most users deal with such incidents in a lighthearted fashion - which is pretty much what Benson did by adding your name to his "lists". My advice to you is to do the same; laugh it off and move on. Many users' names appear on Benson's list (including mine and other admins), and no-one feels slighted by it. Laughing at yourself is an important facet of comedy (at least, I believe so); so just forget about it and carry on editing as before - and maybe also think twice in future before deciding to tell another user that they're "full of shit". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:23, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, if the people here can't make a difference between writing on a talk page, and abusing people on a userpage, there is nothing left tot do but find a site, where people do know the difference. D.G.Neree 16:49, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm sorry you feel that way, but let me point out to you that the "abuse" you mention was instigated by yourself. You didn't just "write" on a talk page, you told another user that they were full of shit. Frankly, that's more abusive and offensive than being added to a joke list of "people that have messed with Benson"; in fact, I fail to see the "abuse" you percieve by being added to that harmless list. Generally, we don't care much for hypocrisy here on Uncyclopedia, so if you can't handle being mocked in return for mocking others, then yes, maybe you should find another website. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:42, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Please note the peace offer I have made Benson. I will not be called a hyppocrite by you or anyone else, without feeling insulted. I'm sorry you feel sorry, but in reality i don't care what you do or say. If it is okay to make lists of people, there are going to be some lists of people on this site in the nearby future. All in good fun of course! If the border between seriousness & humor is a little bit... subjective on Uncyclopedia, what the heck. See if I care! and if Benson doesn't accept my offer, well: my degenerator is working smoothly & running standby. Greetings from D.G.Neree 00:35, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
By the way: what do you mean by 'Generally'? Is that for example if someone like 'sir' Codeine is a hyppocrite, then 'we' do care about it? And who is this 'we'? Could you please explain? D.G.Neree 17:08, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Caring for something is not the same as caring about it. Subtle, but important difference. And the "we" is the established Uncyclopedia community (of which I have been a member since June 2005, and for which I do actually speak, and have spoken, being a member of the admin team that provides press releases). Next. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:21, 1 March 2007 (UTC)


Hey thanks for protecting evilution for me, I don't know who keeps vandalizing it, maybe this will discourage them lol. --Uncle J 00:26, 27 February 2007 (UTC)


i am sorry for what i did yesterday, by shocklinking, i suspected i was breaking a rule, but i wasnt entirely sure. it was not in the rules when i first joined, so i didnt know. the ip blocked was ONX 14:01, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Your block summaries

Um, could you please be a bit nicer in your block summaries? Things like "Lol, you're the saddest cunt I've ever seen on a wiki" or "Merry Christmas you racist piece of shit" is NOT what we really want on here. Yes, we are harsh, but we're not that harsh. I don't want you to be de-sysopped, because you're a great admin for other things (protecting, deleting, etc). Thanks. --AAA! (AAAA)

Don't tell me how to do my job. I hate to sound arrogant (but I am, so that's just how it comes out), but the simple fact is that I've been an admin here more than six times longer than you've been a user, and I'll keep my own council on who is to be blocked, and how. If there comes a time when you have to deal with idiots and vandals every single day that you're on the internet, you can address them how you wish.
And who are this mystical "we"? Who are you speaking for? Can you provide countersignatories? I'd love to see exactly where it's ever been proposed that I should be de-opped. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:05, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I think you are a bastard disgrace, how you haven't been lynched already I don't know. Too long have the other Adminii put up with your terrible attitude and behaviour, no one likes you. Even the kids hate you. FU Codeine. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
The summaries are read by everyone. As an admin you should watch your language. Also, I would like you or someone to take away the "All IP's are ass-hat bots"-qoute away from the anonymous userpages-template. Is this a way to welcome newcomers? It is offending and certainly not very humorous? Are you all becoming a bunch of screaming kids? D.G.Neree 17:03, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Then i want to say this. If you get emotionally disturbed by vandalism or what you would call idiots, then you are not suited for being an administrator. May I remind you also that, as an admin you are not the spokesman for Uncyclopedia, and every user has the same equal voice in matters. You are just a cleaning lady here and not supposed to give people lip. D.G.Neree 17:17, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Then why don't you make a proposal to desysop me? Put your money where your mouth is for once, eh? Nice to see you back already, although perhaps you should have left it a bit longer so you could get over your bitterness at me first. Anyway, what do I know, I'm just the cleaning lady. Still, it has its advantages; at least from my lowly position I don't instigate flamewars that I can't handle. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:16, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I still back you up Codeine, but please do try and be a bit nicer- and give up the c word. Even I can stop the swearing and we're both bred down south (Aren't we musha?) User:Kjhf/sig 17:25, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, that was only in response to our persistent {{indefblockeduser}} tag vandal. I stand with Lenny Bruce:
“They're only words, ladies and gentlemen, and if you say them enough, they lose their power.”
~ Lenny Bruce on offensive language
...but still, I do understand that some people are offended by that particular one. I can respect that. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:40, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

A few comments on this mess:

  1. Why start with Codeine? He's not even considered a bastard admin. If it were me, I would have started with Famine or myself. (Of course, if it were me, I couldn't bitch at myself because I wouldn't be an admin.)
  2. I'm not fond of the "asshat bots" quote either. Maybe we should take it up in Miniluv someday.
  3. DGN, cleaning lady? CLEANING LADY? Let me remind you that every administrator on this wiki IS NOT PAID A DAMN DIME. We are not paid to take your shit. Therefore, we choose not to. See also UN:JOB. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:20, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
"Also, I would like you or someone to take away the "All IP's are ass-hat bots"-qoute away from the anonymous userpages-template. Is this a way to welcome newcomers?" -- I tells them get an account because their lucky we're not ED and have IP edits. Also user names are easier to remember and reputation can occur. So, no we're not falling for that- or your level for that matter. User:Kjhf/sig 18:34, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
And UN:BAN for that matter... stirring up drama is prolly not the best way to stay on this wiki. And also, not being an admin, I'm not obligated to be polite. So fuck off, DGN :) --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:22, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Not that admins are obligated to be polite... hell, if I was an admin I'd have banned you already. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:23, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
And as it stands now, I'm forcibly restraining myself from clicking "ban" and filling out the required forms. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 18:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
If you have a reason to ban me, please inform me what it is on my user page May I say here, that i have offered Mr B. to apologize for my remarks, but, as he does not answer my offer and has declared a Jihad against me, I feel free to fight him with his own weapons. And as Codeine has sanctioned this kind of humor, he won't mind if he is put on one of my lists. Surely he will see the humor of that. Now, if you want to block me for calling admins cleaning ladies just follow the procedures please. Christ! I didn't know your toes were so long! If you don't have a reason to ban me, don't threaten to. And something else. I've been writing here for almost a year now and I seriously think some of you would be very well off taking a holiday for a few weeks. Reload your batteries. Get a clear view of things. Build up some resistance. Greetings :) D.G.Neree 19:05, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I'll take you up on that.Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 19:27, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm not an admin, nor am I a user predisposed to cursing...but let me just say, "Fuck...cunt...motherfucker.". There, I feel better. I love you like a brother, AAA, but this is a place for adults. If adults choose to say naughty words or perhaps are in the habit of editing while naked, that's their choice. If children are here; they've heard worse on the playground. If they're reading edit summaries, ban summaries or miscellaneous summaries, then kudos to them; they're smarter than I am. Lastly, "Someotherbadword". --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:37, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I just don't see why people are taking things so seriously. And I personally think If a user is a cunt, then Admins, who are voted for by the public, have every right to say it to them. And IP's do generally suck. --AtomDsig.png 18:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Before you insult IPs AtomD, remember that you were an IP once, before you registerd, as was everyone else. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:47, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
And when I was an IP, I have to admit that I sucked quite a bit. Even now I'm shrugging off the suckyness. It's just that I've seen it happen ZombieBaron. There are certain unWritten rules at uncyc that IPs just don't know about... --AtomDsig.png 21:12, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

newcomers are not used to the humor here. Why don't you make them feel more at ease? D.G.Neree 19:09, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

We DO welcome people here. Comments such as the ones made by Codeine are reserved for very special cases. If you took the time to look at the massive contributions that Codeine makes you'll see for yourself that this is the case. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
There are two rules on Uncyclopedia. Number one is be funny and not just stupid, and number 2 is don't be a dick. If they follow these two simple rules, along with the Beginner's Guide, then there is no problem. Almost instant popularity and even quick adminship is not uncommon. And finally, BONG. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 20:41, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

*Ahem*, I actually DO like Codeine. He's helped me in some places, and has pointed a few things out for my learning "pleasure". But if he was a tad nicer, then I'd consider him a friend. --AAA! (AAAA) 14:25, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Newcookie AAA! has awarded you a cookie! Because you need a friend.
Now go play in traffic.


Codeine, I apologize. I came here to ask about the asshatbot quote and i reacted to something that was none of my business. Let me explain why this is. This is an american site and there are slightly different conduct codes between the Cheeseheads & the yanks (Don't be offended please). What I do not understand is why some users will get banned for cursing and others can curse whilst banning them. If you are an admin and you are not paid for your job, you must do it for your pleasure and I would suggest taking everything, even vandalism lightheartedly. I guess a lot of people look up to admins and don't want to be called ass hats, anonymous or on a (fake) name. I am not a puritan, far from that, but as a writer I know words can hurt & cause a lot of damage. This has become a big site. a lot is happening and maybe not all is for the good. But still I like to write, both in dutch & english and that is what I come here for. I am not a saboteur or a troll, but my quarrel with mr B. has become a matter of honour (if i still have any left) and can't be left aside. But you are actually no party in this matter, and as I respect the work admins (you) do (I even have an admin as a very close friend!), I will leave you out of named dispute and remove your quote. The comment is not really funny either. Also I promise:

  • To do my utmost best to restrain myself from barging in on other peoples discussions, and if i do, I will only do it
  1. in a funny way, and/or
  2. when i have something positive to add to the conversation
  • To not again call administrators cleaning ladies, because they don't get paid for it. But is it alright to say you do a lot of cleaning for fun?

D.G.Neree 20:42, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

This isn't an American site.....where did you get that idea from? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'm sorry, I meant Australian D.G.Neree 21:14, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
You're both wrong. ".tv" is Tuvali, ".com" is, um, Combodia...What country is ".org"? --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:24, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Orgasmic Republic of Gana. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:13, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Our Ridiculous Galaxy? D.G.Neree 16:45, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

No iet izz : Old Ruggers Game. Ikke 23:52, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I could have sworn it was "Old Rioter's Guard of Derkaderkastan." —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for troublemake it double? 17:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, grow up

What you did to my sig was not funny. I want you to revert it back to the way it was right now. --General Insineratehymn 22:24, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

...I thought it was funny. --Contestant buzzer Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm interesting?

You must have fun. Lots of people whinning at you. Can I join them? I was blocked. I've no idea why. I'm dimm but I usually get things after the third or fourth try. Not yet though... so, yeah. Rambling now. What happened? --Crisatunity79 03:00, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

This is for vandalizing my sig and then protecting it

--General Insineratehymn 03:06, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

This page does not exist

I wondered when that would be deleted. User:Kjhf/sig 10:27, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for getting rid of him. I was really expecting Braydie to get there first, but meh. I think I'll go finish up mopping the blankings. User:Aez/sig 19:05, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Randomly Huffing "Amine"

Hey! I was working on that, and I had just started! Wasn't there a big construction template smack on top? It's been one day! Let me have the other 6 days to fix it, please! Railcgun 22:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Ah, sorry. I was flamethrowing Special:Newpages, it must have been caught in the crossfire. Restored to User:Railcgun/Amine for you to work on at your leisure. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)
Ah, thank you. It's not a problem I was just a big surprised. 23:02, 8 March 2007 (UTC)


You should remove that wildcard ban in #uncyclopedia ;-).

PS. You're blocking a good 900,000 people doing that (mts is the most popular ISP for a region consisting of approx. 1.1 million people). - 02:24, 9 March 2007 (UTC) (aka. LSDBarrett)

Bible image

Since you’ve completely protected the Bible article recently, can you put by Bible DVD cover in please: [[Image:Bible DVD.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The Bible on DVD; created for illiterate people in the Deep South.]] Weri long wang 21:54, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Done. Sorry it took so long. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:26, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Codeine's phantom

Anything you write on the mirror will be overwritten in the next update, I've alredy tested that. The only way to show that's not your page is to write a note in your userpage here, so it's copied there too, as some people in wikipedia do. I've noticed the mediawiki namespace isn't updated or at least not with the same frequency. That's why sitenotice should do it.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:42, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Fie on thee

Get thine butt over to Evilution and unprotect it or Allah shall be wroth and smite thee on thine own battlefield! Beezwax 18:40, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Ah. We have a persistent page blanking vandal who is preying on that page and others at the moment, so it's staying protected for a little while longer until we can implement some new anti-vandal measures we're testing. Sorry. However, if you want to post your contribution onto Talk:Evilution instead, I or any other admin will cheerfully add it for you. Well, provided it isn't "LOL PENIS", of course. ;) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:39, 16 March 2007 (UTC)


Yeah add some more if you know of any (easy to shut 'em down) —Braydie 15:12, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Bagels Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!

מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:15, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Mazel Tov, my friend! Now, has anyone got any cream cheese and Gefilte fish? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:18, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Noob Alert

Right here :/. I created a page called Simulation (video game), with the intent of adding to the WarGames archive. It started out well, but quickly degraded into fancruft, something I'm really embarrased about. TO my knowledge, I'm the only editor of it thus far, and I blanked it to make it fit the Quick Deletion standards- it was an experiment that failed. Could you put this thing out of its misery? Sir Erwin Rommel 20:08, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Looks like Braydie got it already. ;-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:51, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

overdue apology

Alas, this apology is much too overdue. Therefore, I must make haste. Lord Jimmy, Saint of Random Sightings of Easter Eggs, deeply apologizes for fucking up thine images. Now, on to the Charleston Easter Egg Convention!!! (horse gallops away) ````

Wish to delete a page

I forgot to put the full name and made one with just the surname, it's blank for the moment. Oscy 21:14, 2 April 2007 (UTC) Oscy

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