# User talk:Codeine/archive10

## Shimdidly

I'm too late :( I will miss 'em.

I like to think of it as helping him not to have to be a hypocrite: "Uncyclopedia sucks! It's not funny!" edit edit edit. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:28, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

## QVFD

The page currently needs rechecking; October 19th hardly has any pages deleted, among other dates. --SPY 15:16, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

## The ☭ctober Revolution

Today is the day of the ☭ctober Revolution. Yet the main page hasn't been reskinned. FIX THIS NOW!!!!!

Or the entire project will fail. (I put this on the Main Page talk as well, but I have a funny feeling that nobody will see it, so I'm putting it here too, on the grounds that you're the only admin that I'm sure logs in on a regular basis. Or at least a more regular basis than everyone else.) --SPY 15:41, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Oops, wrong! :P -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:16, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

## Why

Is your user page vandalized so much? Elassint Throw things at me 20:19, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

I prefer to think of it as "fan mail". -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:17, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

## my edits

why are you undoing my edits that are funny and deleting the article I created, there is way more offensive stuff on here but that isn't deleted so why get rid of my edit? This is uncyclopedia not Wikipedia, and yet my edits are being reverted for writing something FUNNY! JTBX 14:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Cauchimalian was deleted because it appeared to be a violation of our vanity policies, which define articles we term "vanity"; that is, edits that are about one's friends/classmates/enemies or other non-notable persons. You also added the same picture of your friends to other articles. Please familiarise yourself with the contents of BGBU, HTBFANJS and UN:VAIN if you are unclear about our guidelines. Thank you. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:59, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Oh so insulting people like BUSH and Mandela is not vanity and you approve this with a policy by WIKIPEDIA????? There are so many pictures of random people that can be considered vanity look here http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Local_cancer_loses_battle_with_woman I just don't get it. JTBX 00:23, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
That's correct. Pages about Bush and Mandela are not vanity, because the subject of the article is a well known public figure. The article you link is about a fictional character, the humour of which is based in parodying the common news story "<subject> loses battle with cancer". Cauchimalian began with the sentence "Cauchimalian (Christianus Headus Largus) is a cross between a caucasian person (white person), a somalian (black person/nigger) and a chink". Even disregarding the fact that that page was about someone you know, that sentence is questionably racist in content and lacking in humour. Again, this is explained fairly explicitly in HTBFANJS. The wikipedia link was provided merely to clarify the generally accepted definition of a "notable person"; perhaps I should have made that more obvious. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:56, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

## Re: Prize

Thanks Codeine. But all the cool whores are on Facebook, didn't you hear? -- — 18:19, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

As am I, if you know where to look... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:33, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Someone was pulling your leg. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

## Rape

When perusing the rape page, I noticed that one line that was lost in a recent vandalism reversion is "Is he black?" at the bottom of the How to Identify a Rapist section. That is, the list in that section should properly read:

• Is he a middle-aged male with a beer belly and the stench of stale Fritos? He's probably a rapist.
• Is he a male with irreversible facial disfigurement? There's a high probability that his free-time hobby is rape.
• Is he a male that slides up next to you at the bar and offers to enhance the flavor of your drink with his own special ingredients? Once again, he's most likely trying to rape you.
• Does he have a penis? If yes, he's a rapist. The penis is the tool of the trade.
• Is he a male that is actively raping you or someone else?
• Is he black?

Seeing as you were the admin who locked the page, I thought I should point this out to you in the hope that it can be re-added, as I think it was one of the funniest parts of the article. KHAAAAAAAAAAN! 20:54, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Done. The page is only semi-protected, which means that you (as a new user) should be able to edit it normally after a few days. Thanks for your note, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:53, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

## El-Punyak

I recently posted Elpunyak as a joke article and you deleted it due to the fact that it was a vanity article. I don't know why you would class it as that. The name is something I made up and the content was improvised, it has nothing to do with any company or any living person, it was fictional and I was trying to write something without actually getting to the point. Could you please explain further why this was deleted.121.44.105.216 11:56, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks I see you have restored the content. I can understand why you deleted Australian Odes but I thought at the time it would have been okay. I actually posted the very same article on the English Wikipedia expecting it to get speedily deleted from there, but for some unknown reason an admin came along and classed it as Australian Culture and tagged the talk page for the article as a comedy stub or something similar. Apart from the lyrics to the poems the other stuff is one hundred percent impro. I was trying to write about something stupid, whilst trying to sound serious at the same time. Cheers121.44.105.216 12:12, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

## No problem

Just a note that I have also made "non-stupid" articles and was making those purely to waste time and be a general affront. Kthx.

Just a quick extra note:
Failure, adj; Description of a subject that did not succeed with its objective
Thx again. <.talk.work.?pedia.$A^{waits}_{ward}$

## Give me back my article's source now you shithead

Gimme Netstation source back now. You deleted it, you give me the text. --KcohSioB 09:09, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Well, since you asked so nicely... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:00, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

## Request unprotection, reversion, then re-protection

Could you unprotect American (species), revert it back to this version, and then re-protect it? I ask because the current protected version contains some awfully racist stuff added in by BobbyBritish, 144.223.20.242 and 61.6.224.181 before it was protected. Thanks, --CUN RA Talk to me _ 15:59, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Done. It's the target of recent vandalism, but it will be unprotected again soon. Thanks for pointing that out. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:01, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 18:24, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

## Request for Page Protection

Hello, could you fully-lock HowTo:Get out of Jail which has been quotespammed/vandalised by a bunch of sockpuppets (see history) and than afterwards, can you revert the quote (I'm trying to avoid a revert war). Thanks--Sir Manforman 23:02, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

## What the hell man?

Why did you huff Ninja pubes!?!? i worked hard on that : ( The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wistratton (talk • contribs)

Sory about that. It was listed on QVFD and got huffed as part of a large group. Restored now. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:07, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

## I am so happy

Thank you lord Jesus, this is the gift that never stops giving. ♥ Fart Enjoy 02:16, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Jeez,some people are too easily amused... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:13, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

## I have no idea what just happened

But just glad to have you back

 This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

~ 12:45, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

## Why'd you huff my article?

You huffed my article on Matilda, stating that "Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia's trash bin". Maybe if you knew the book, you'd see the humor in it. It's all bent truth and quite hilarious.

Restored. Sorry for the delay, I've been busy. Knock yourself out. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:25, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

## Thanks for the spell check

Thank you for fixing my spelling in the female intelligence The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fou-Lu (talk • contribs)

You're welcome. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:29, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

## Hello to you too sir.

I have returned, in force. Titian is finished (with help from Mhaille), and Boethius is now in progress!-- 21:43, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

## Hey

 :: THE RANDOM POSTCARD :: Haven't seen you in awhile Just wanted to say hi -Zana Dark

19:37, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

### Sorry I didnt ask sooner

Care to join the CAUSE??? 19:03, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Eh? I have no idea what that page is about, but I'm busy enough round here if that answers your question. Thanks anyway. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:12, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

## The Edit

The edit I made was to remove the Neutral heading...because nobody was in it anymore. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I know what it was. I'm telling you why I'd prefer you not to do that. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:19, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Fine, I won't do any such thing in the future. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:20, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. It's for the best really. That way everybody can see what everybody said and we can progress with discussions. On another note, your signature is leaving code on pages you sign; see here for how to clean it up. Cheers. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:23, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Did that do it? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:25, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Yep, you got it. Much cleaner. :D -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Good -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 21:27, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

## Huffage

Holy shit dude! 5 huffs in a matter of 5 seconds! My god, you are an uber huffage machine.

 Razorflame has awarded you a cookie!Now go play in traffic.

From me :) -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 16:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you very much! Vanity just burns so easily... :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

That it does :) -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 16:37, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

## Mary Cheney

why did you delete it? I took a look through your contributions and you didn't delete shit (that is Mr winkler is GAY) and I read HTBFANJS just recently. If anything violates that article, it's that. Mary Cheney is not vanity unlike Mr. Winkler. So if anything should be deleted, it's that unfunny article, not my funny article

## Looooooser

Aw, c'mon Codeine, I don't wanna be associated with this loser! Maybe I can just delete my comments? (you can respond here, I'm watching)    <-> 14:00, Nov 14

Sorry dude, but we've been pretty clear about this in the past I believe (sorry, I don't have the time to go through the dump right now to find the precedent) - deleting non-vandalism comments from talk pages isn't on. If nothing else, it encourages people to think about what they've written before they click "Save page", knowing it'll be there forever. If it's any consolation, it's not like you were denying the holocaust or linking pictures of your naughty bits... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:34, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

## Winkler categories

I'm not sure on the art category, but I think Category:Education would be hilarious. -- Kip > Talk Works 10:24, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Agreed and changed. Nice one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:27, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
I just realized that since it has no links, it also needs {{deadend2}}. -- Kip > Talk Works 10:36, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
Great stuff. Now all it needs is the obligatory non-consensual feature, and we should have fulfilled our drama quotient for the year. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:56, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

## Mr. Winkler

Please explain to me in 25 words or less why I should not delete it. Again. And use the word "phlegm" at least once. —Hinoa talk.kun 20:52, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Because it's harmless, and it actually makes me "lol" when I read it. Does it move your phlegmatic nature enough to want to huff it? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:01, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
My main problem with it is that with all the talk lately about wanting to improve Uncyc, keeping articles like this seems counterintuitive. That, and as I mentioned in my deletion summary, it "violates UN:VAIN, HTBFANJS, and my mind." —Hinoa talk.kun 21:03, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
I know just what you mean (feel free to scan my deletion log anytime :), but I do think there's a place for the Fisher Prices of this world (which, let's face it, are fairly few and far between). Or, to put a context on it, on the evening that I came across this in Special:Newpages, I huffed about fifty other pages. I dunno, something just tickles me about it, and a few other people seem to agree. In the grand scheme of things, there's not much harm in it; there's just a bit of Euroipods-esque fun to be had with it. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:33, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

## Regarding templates.

I'm not new to the Wiki system, but I have absolutely no idea how to make a template (I most certainly know how to use them in pages, haha). It's not urgent, but the knowledge - or my lack thereof - has been driving me insane, and it would be kind of cool to make one for my page (alternately, just knowing how to put a box on my page sans-template would be useful, and probably less template-space-consuming).

Hit me up on my Talk page, or on AIM - I'm at noodlz154.

SovietCommissar 22:56, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

## Shared ip template

Do you have a shared ip template? 24.227.2.106 23:51, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

## Randomizing quotes

Hi. The reason I did this was because I want visitors to be able to choose which quote to look at. Ideally, I didn't want it to be random. 18:32, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

## Steve Sunby

Hello Codeine, would you be so kind as to delete User:D. G. Neree/Steve_Sunby? I forgot the right name for the template. Thanks. D.G.Neree 20:59, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

## Randomizing quotes...again

OK. I guess you are right - I should just make my quotes random instead of having al lthose extra subpages. Could you possibly delete them please:

• User:Sunny bacon/quotechanger
• User:Sunny bacon/quote2
• User:Sunny bacon/quote3
• User:Sunny bacon/quote4
• User:Sunny bacon/quote5
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## Source of NetStation

Give me back the source please. I need it. --KcohSioB 13:48, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Could you please hurry up you fat fuck? --KcohSioB 14:53, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
El oh el. 'Bye. -- 15:08, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Aww, he was doing so well, too. KcohSioB, I was literally just about to restore it as a subpage of your userspace since you asked nicely. But then you went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like "you fat fuck". Better luck next wiki. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:12, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah! Codeine isn't fat! (Also, this isn't my talkpage) 15:20, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
Buddy, you are so tough, with your sysop tools, but, as you can see, it took me all of 10 seconds to come back. Anyway - please give me back the source of the article: I insulted you because I thought you were ignoring me. Thanks. I will try and not be rude or insulting any more, and try to contribute productively. Can I have one last chance please? --KcohSioB the unbannable 05:33, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Done. Just try and play nice in future, eh? It's no hardship to me to block an entire ISP if I have to, but I'd much rather we all tried to get along. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:16, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

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## Hello there!

I'm new here; and I've come to notice you're, like, important round here and shit. yeah. Anyway, just thought I'd leave a message saying hi and declaring a state of "LookI'mnotavandal/flamer/trollk?!". Just to make it clear, please don't have any preconceptions about my username, I plan on being a good user here. I'm surprised "User:Fag" wasn't already taken! Oh well, it's my copyright now ^^ hehe ~Fag x FS

## Unblockin'

1. 09:10, 26 November 2007 (hist) (huff) (diff) User talk:Manticore (A friendly messae about users and their edits)
2. 09:09, 26 November 2007 (hist) (huff) (diff) User talk:Sannse (→Recent Changes typo)
3. 08:17, 26 November 2007 (hist) (huff) (diff) Talk:Main Page (Section Wanted pages list)
4. 05:03, 24 November 2007 (hist) (huff) (diff) User talk:Eldarone
5. 04:39, 24 November 2007 (hist) (huff) (diff) Talk:Main Page (Questions?)
6. 09:43, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:Petridish"
7. 09:41, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Toronto, Ontario]" (content was: 'Toronto is a Canadian City.' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
8. 09:40, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Winnipeg, Manitoba" (content was: 'This place is full of dumbasses' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
9. 09:40, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:68.228.80.106"
10. 09:40, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:24.247.184.103" (content was: '{{welcome}}' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
11. 09:39, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:71.100.87.10" (content was: '{{welcome}}' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
12. 09:29, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:68.80.102.164"
13. 09:29, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:193.234.174.227"
14. 09:29, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Talk:Pennsylvania" (Orphaned talk page)
15. 09:29, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Pennsylvania" (content was: 'This is a FREAKING NATION in American' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
16. 09:28, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:194.81.46.163"
17. 09:28, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:68.231.232.206"
18. 09:25, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:218.111.170.177"
19. 09:25, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:69.234.203.85"
20. 09:25, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:124.82.66.44"
21. 09:24, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:193.113.235.167"
22. 09:24, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:58.7.230.32"
23. 09:23, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:195.134.41.194"
24. 09:23, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:59.167.170.137"
25. 09:23, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:222.152.140.142"
26. 09:23, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:203.217.61.220"
27. 09:22, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:218.186.12.10"
28. 09:22, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:64.203.35.160"
29. 09:21, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User talk:76.247.222.101" (content was: '{{welcome}}==Whoa!==Can you please stop welcoming IPs? You are welcoming generic addresses, not necessarily being used more than once, and just cre...')
30. 09:20, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "User:76.247.222.101" (content was: 'http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/F-22_Raptor_Rzuty.pngYay! Super Fighting Jet that hates Tanks' (and the only contributor was '76.247.222.101'))
31. 09:20, 26 November 2007 Tom mayfair (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 76.247.222.101 (contribs) with an expiry time of 27 years (Bah)

Yeah, I guess I went overboard on this ban. Good thing you freed him. I'm sure he didn't mean it.

Sarcasm isn't really you. But why not just make it infinite? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:43, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
Cause infinite is borin'.
I stand corrected. No offence intended. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:46, 27 November 2007 (UTC)