User talk:Clubsandwhich

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Clubsandwhich, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit IRC

It looks like Baby seal club sandwhich was IRCed. It means that you work on it or it dies in 7 days. Don't Despair, you can contact Thekillerfroggy for what he thinks should be done to the article. I'll give you a few helpful ideas:

  1. Put {{proofread}} at the bottom of the article to get an expert at grammar to fix mistakes
  2. Maybe work on it a little more, add more humor, extend the lenght
  3. Try to find an appropriate image. On Google Images, Type on Baby club seal sandwiches for pictures. I'll tell you how to upload images on a day I'm not so lazy.
  4. When your done with all this, create an entry for this article for Uncyclopedia:Pee Review. People on Pee Review give your article constructive critisim and helpful ideas to make this article better.
  • Hopefully when you do this, the article will be a lot better and the IRC tag will be removed. Thanks! --Sir Manforman CUN 13:16, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Uploading Image

OK, I'll tell you how to upload an image:

  1. Find an image you want
  2. Right click on that image
  3. Select Save Picture As
  4. Save the File (you can change the file name if you want)
  5. Visit this
  6. Click Browse
  7. Click the picture you want
  8. Select a liscence (To be lazy, choose Found The Image Somewhere)
  • Hopefully, this will help and now you can upload an image. Thanks!--Sir Manforman CUN 15:36, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

edit ?

Can you give my a reply on this page or my talk page to know that you actually understand what I'm saying? It The IRC tag remains for 7 days, that means it is deleted. I nor you want to see this get deleted. As for the images, there might be a good image you want to see on the Baby Seal page or there might be one on google images you want to upload. If you have further questions, please contact me. Thanks!

I keep writing new stuff for the article, but I doesn't get removed! But I do have a good idea for the picture.-Clubsandwhich 14:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

What picture is it. If you can tell me what page it is, or it's website, I can upload it for you and put it on the article? --Sir Manforman CUN 23:44, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  • If you can follow my instructions that I gave you, I will remove the ICU tag. So If you can give me a link to the image you want, this one time, I will upload it for you. Than if you create an entry for this on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review, I will remove the tag. Always listen to the advice on Pee Review as they give you constructive critisim on the article. This is important to reply to, if you don't want the article deleted.--Sir Manforman CUN 12:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Um, I just want a picture of a baby seal and the picture from Sandwhich of the fat guy wolfing down a large sandwhich.-Clubsandwhich 04:20, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

OK, I put the images on your article. You should create an entry for this article at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review. Simply go to the bottom of the page and and write Baby seal club sandwich where it says "Create Entry." Make sure you replace [[ARTICLE NAME HERE]] with [[Baby seal club sandwhich]]. Once you create an entry on Pee Review, you can remove the {{ICU}} tag and replace it with a {{PeeReview}} tag. Make sure you check back on the Pee Review Entry to see if the article got reviewed. Always listen to there advice, as they are trying to help your article. Thanks!--Sir Manforman CUN 15:45, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Pee'd

Alright, I read your article. And I'll try to put it as gently as possible. It's not good. I'll give you some points:

  1. Quotes - way way way too many. They don't add any value to the article - and you misused the russian reversal in almost every possible way. BTW, you say Irqai, and not Irqaian.
  2. The formatting is problematic - when I see an article that has huge chunks of text without any breaks, and contain lists as well- it doesn't inspire me to read it, you need to break it up little.
  3. The concept is not really funny. At this point I have to say that everyone's humor is different, and you can very well ignore this remark - but the article's concept, to my tastes, is incoherent and is not amusing.
  4. The pictures are mediocre, and too small. You can always ask for pictures here.

I'd read the links left at the welcome message carefully. Also, consider joining the AAN program, I think it really helps.

Good luck! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:49, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I'd take a break from editing Baby seal club sandwhich until it's reviewed. This is because you add a section that's not necessary and the reviewer asks to remove it, than you wasted all that time working on a section that wasn't needed. Relax! It's already pretty damn long, I'd reccomend removing a hell lot of those quotes. Oscar Wilde's quotes and Captain Obvious Quotes are usually the most important, though in some cases, there are exceptions. That's my advice to you. --Sir Manforman CUN 20:48, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Your article was reviewed. A quick link can be found here. Please Listen To His Advice. Another peice of advice, I'd take an in depth look at HTBFANJS, not that you're not funny, just that it gives you imporant tips on ideas, formatting, etc. etc.--Sir Manforman CUN 23:12, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
Say, Manforman, did you read a word of what I wrote above? Plus - there is no such thing as "the reviewer will ask you to remove a section so you're wasting your time". The reviewer will tell his/her opinion about the article - and does not have a mandate to tell the writer to do anything about it. ~Jewriken.GIF 05:58, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I read the whole thing you said above and I thought it was good. I wrote that he might ask him to remove content so therefore he should take a break. It was just a bit of advice.--Sir Manforman CUN 12:02, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
Alrighty then. Club - I'd try for the AAN. It can help. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:50, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
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