User talk:Clone Trooper 2000

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edit Adam Savage

Patroller DungeonSiegeAddict510 has undone your recent edits to this table and I agree with him. Discographies/filmographies are falling out of favor here. We prefer paragraphs that tell a funny story to tables or lists where each line is a simple pun, especially if they are toilet puns, and especially if they continue into the future, as your contributions do, and thus are guaranteed to relate to nothing real. The problem with these formats is that unskilled overnight editors add items to them forever. Paragraphs are immune from this, as Anon knows he can't write a complete paragraph. Sorry about that! Spıke Ѧ 22:53 12-Aug-13

PS--I have gone further than that, and deleted Disciples and Enemies, as we are trying to write an encyclopedia, not a Pokémon card. Spıke Ѧ 23:03 12-Aug-13

PPS--It seems that respected Uncyclopedian Reverend P. Pennyfeather has undone your work on Star Wars, and I agree with that too. It did not read like a new section of an encyclopedia article, but like a potty-mouthed hatchet-job on Lucas. Spıke Ѧ 00:37 13-Aug-13

Hey, just writing to say I understood everything you had to say about my edits. I realize now that this is a wiki unlike certain other comedy wikis where most of the comedy does come out in tables or lists. So yeah, with that knowledge, I will continue editing, but with the style that this particular wiki employs, which to be honest is as funny as hell! Paragraphs rule. Cheers! BTW, I don't hate George Lucas :) It's just easy to make fun of him. Clone Trooper 2000 (talk) 01:20, August 20, 2013 (UTC)

edit The Grinch

This is good stuff! The reader will appreciate your writing rather than just being handed off to the article on Newt Gingrich. I'd recommend that you ditch the profanity-laden interview, ditch the "over 9000" meme (we don't award bonus points for including several of these, or even Oscar Wilde anymore), and think about how the article could do less switching from one persona to another (Seuss's Grinch to Saint Grinch to Rasta Grinch) and instead cover one identity from different angles; that might superficially seem more like an "encyclopedia article," which is what we do here. Keep going! Spıke Ѧ 02:15 23-Aug-13

All right, thanks man, I was really trying to get in touch with Uncyclopedia's guidelines before I wrote the Grinch, to fit the site's style. I appreciate your advice and I will use all of it, as I think it could really improve the article. Thanks for the support also. Thinking of a witty Wilde quote to go with the Grinch now...... Clone Trooper 2000 (talk) 13:43, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

I don't endorse subpages to the Wilde page. Admins here have come to the conclusion that reliance on Oscar Wilde is usually more imitative than creative. However, the initial quotation you have written here ("Like me, he enjoyed dressing up in costumes and going down peoples' chimneys") is one of the most clever and relevant Wildeisms on the site! Spıke Ѧ 14:32 23-Aug-13

Thanks for the support here, as I am just getting used to this. I'm really excited to create many more new articles on this site. I'm basically finished up with the Grinch now, but it could use some polishing, and I'm definitely going to include some images. Feel free to go over it and fix it up and add your own funny stuff to it if you want to. I love to have input of more than one person on articles that I originate. Clone Trooper 2000 (talk) 16:09, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Enjoying collaboration is a good attitude to bring to a creative-writing wiki! Some editors work differently, but I prefer that we keep our conversation in one place (here). Your talk page is on my "watchlist" and I will see when you edit it. Spıke Ѧ 16:45 23-Aug-13

Sure thing, man. And thanks, I do enjoy collaboration. Clone Trooper (Get chatty like Alan Carr!)

edit Housekeeping

Add something about yourself or your interests on the user page and your name will go from 'vandal alert red' to 'responsible user blue'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:13, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

Ah one other thing. You need a signature page to link your comments here. Go User:Clone_Trooper/sig. You can check other sigs that way to see how they are put together. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:27, August 23, 2013 (UTC)

edit Category:Kenny Approved

Hi! You may have read that Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, and Adolf Hitler are dropping out of favor on this website, as we pursue humor through creative writing and not through attaching tags to things. Please do not pursue this attempt to create a new multi-page meme to take their place. Spıke Ѧ 21:33 27-Aug-13

Okay, sorry 'bout that. The Kenny Approved thing was more JUST for the Kenny Hotz page, to add humor to that. The only reason I included a category of Kenny Approved was just in case anybody wanted to use the template later, though I wouldn't recommend that. --Clone Trooper 2000 (talk) 12:46, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

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