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edit Sighting!

Holy crap! You still exist! We thought that the dingos had eaten you. Is this the result of a major life crisis or a just sign that you've been released from the dungeon? Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 04/29 02:03

edit Fisher Price



I don't know who to talk to about this, but someone has vandalized the Fisher Price manuscript! Kip the Dip

Okay, never mind. I fixed it. It said "Go eat shit Uncyclopedia". Kip the Dip 12:58, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

edit cookies

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I'm giving out cookies. You got 10 because you founded Uncyclopedia. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 00:14, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Autograph

Seeing as you founded the greatest encyclopedia ever, could I have your autograph? -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

I don't really expect you to answer, but what country did uncyclopedia start in?--TheNewYarkov 01:10, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

It started in the US, then it took over the world. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Please stop with this enciclopedia

I hate how you satirize greate people like Mother Teresa, John Paul II, George Bush,etc. I do not see any humor, just propaganda. Please stop with this enciclopedia and sygh to God. I will not vandalise this wiki since it would not be fare to you. God ---- Honor ---- Country -- 22:40, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Its not an encyclopedia, its an UNcyclopedia. None of it is real nor to be taken seriously. Its a light-hearted view of the world. No-one seriously believes what is written here. I can understand not everyone finds it funny, but take a chill pill and leave the site if you don't like it. There are a lot of things on the internet which people can find offensive, but the thing about the post-modern age is that you can't censor people, we all have a right to our voice, even you, in the appropriate medium. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:27, 03 June 2007
Um...the IP just called George Bush great. Even if he's talking about George Senior, it indicates a lack of reality in the inner region of said IP's brainial cavity. Unless he meant "great" as in "big", 'cause both Georges are, like, eight feet tall. Isn't satire generally the opposite of propaganda? Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:38, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah I decided to gloss over that bit, though it did cause me to choke on my tea somewhat. Its not my talkpage either but when has that ever stopped us? :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:45, 03 June 2007
Just make sure to clean up before you leave. I'll get the broom. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:54, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Also, little late, but since Chron sold it over to Wikia, it's really Sannse, Angela, or Splaka that you should be bitching to.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:34, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
Yes, bitch to Splaka. That's sure to get stuff done.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:04, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
No, he called him "greate", surely by early medieval standards either of the Bush's can fit into this category? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I think this is one of my first edits on Uncyclopedia. I'm from Wikipedia (and Nahuatl Huiquipedia) as you may guess and most of my very few edits on Uncyclopedia had been towards Keane. Let me tell you something about people taking serious or not this. A few weeks ago, it happened the members of the band I said just found their own article on Uncyclopedia, and they liked it! Yeah, it's an offensive (even a bit for me) article but they just enjoyed it instead of complaining. You're not sure if people would like what they'll see. Maybe George Bush comes across his article and laughs at it. You can't ask to stop the Uncyclopedia (apart from uncensorment) 'cause is the cool counterpart of the wiki. If I get tired of Wikipedia (which happens very often), I come here and read any article to lol myself! Long life for Uncyclopedia. Long life for Wikipedia. One wouldn't survive now without the other. Who else would make satirical the reality and seriousness of Wikipedia? Who else would clarify what people may confuse on Uncyclopedia? And anyway, Bush it's not great. That's just a matter of opinion.--Fluence 01:20 26 August 2007 (UTC-5)
Well......OK. It's not often we get someone outright telling us that we're liked. Thanks, I suppose.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:09, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Please change my name

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:16, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Password

Sir: Forgive me, but I am unable to log into my account: User:Morsa. The password I have written down is apparently incorrect—and, because I am paranoid about registering my e-mail address to any site, I cannot use the E-Mail Password function. Is there any way you or another administrator could retrieve my password for me? According to my paper, it is an eleven-letter mathematical term (although, obviously, I could be wrong).

Thank you for your assistance. 03:36, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

I'm not Chron, but since he rarely comes here, I'll answer for him. You want to get in contact with someone from Wikia's staff, since they're the ones with that kind of power. Sannse's our resident staffer/sysop, so you may want to start with her. However, most other staffers only rarely come to Uncyc. Hope that helps. —Hinoa talk.kun 03:42, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Chronarion! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

Hello, Chronarion, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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edit Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia

Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia? come on it's supposed to be funny... not nationalist... what's with the flag. i changed the page to be funnier, but dumbass greeks and bulgarians dont like it without propaganda so they reverted it... do something, for the sake of uncyclopedia at least.

Guitardemon666 18:19, 22 April 2008 (UTC)


Gert5award JYN3 2008

This is the 12th. One year of 3XCELLENCE given out. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 10:54, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Dude

Good to see you editing again... We kept your room just as you left it. You know, like one of those creepy shrines people have for their dead kids or something. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:54, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Question

Are you really the founder of uncyclopedia?

edit Help

I'm an administrator of Hungarian Unciklopédia.

Help, if you can! Please to control session data processing, because I can't edit, only anonim. Thanks. OsvátA Palackposta 14:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

I think you may be looking for Carlb--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 15:34, 24 January 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Carlb is a man of silence. OsvátA Palackposta 18:33, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Reitterating Forum:Silicon Valley Meetup? in case it got too clogged, too quickly

I'm up in San Francisco and it wouldn't take much effort to get down to Silicon Valley, or vice versa. I'd definitely be up for a meetup, grabbing a drink or some such similar thing. Drop me an "E-mail this user" with some contact information. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke 00:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Username change request

Hi Chronarion, could you please change my username from User:Joshuaissac to User:Joshua Issac please? I did not know that spaces were allowed in usernames when I signed up. Thanks. --Joshuaissac 23:46, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

I believe Chronarion is being rather inactive at the moment... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:48, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Thank you Sockpuppet of an unregistered user; I'll ask PantsMacKenzie. --Joshuaissac 00:17, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Nope, you need to talk to Sannse. Or just create a new account with that name, and stop using your old one. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:55, Feb 6
Thanks. I'll ask Sannse. --Joshuaissac 15:08, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

edit press

hi mr. chronarion. as the founder and high lord of uncyclopedia, might you take a glance at The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost and give your impressions of it? we try to keep users informed of goings-on at the wiki, and a sound byte from you would certainly be cause for an extra edition! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:36, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Celebrating my 1000th game namespace edit!!!!

Newcookie Flutter has awarded you a cookie!
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edit Your wiki design

Unlike most wikis, Uncyclopedia's page design exactly resembles Wikipedia's page design. Unfortunately, other wikis are not like that and have that space inbetween the computer wall and the side of the wiki....not sure if you know what I'm talking about, but, like, there would be more room with the amount of space Uncyclopedia's articles have.

I was wondering how you were able to make the articles that way. For them to be wider than regular wikis' articles. --Zzgutiar14 11:01, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

To be quite honest, I have no idea! :D I long forgot --Chronarion 05:39, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnCon

Hello sir, i thought of the best idea since uncyclopedia: UnCon. Thats right, UnCon-a convention where Uncyclopedians meet once a year to share ideas, sell uncyclopedia merchandise, and other cool stuff! Get back 2 me, Clay men are just like slugs-they have no basis in reality 23:40, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

edit You Huang

Are you the Jonathan "Chronarion" Huang that created this hilarious Uncyclopedia site? If so, give me the Uncyc timeline. Wikipedia says racist articles are disallowed, but how come all the profane and sexual articles stay? And tell me the name of every sister project.

edit Hello, and thanks. . .

. . .for nailing together this fine boat. Lots of good sailing since. Why don't you shock everyone here and come back and start editing again, at least for a few days or weeks. That would be fun for all involved--and as far as I know you haven't even made the Hall of Shame yet! It would be nice to have your take on the current crop of writers, and where the uncy has gone since you started it up, after it moved to wikia, and the f u t u r e...... Thanks again, and your fine work is appreciated by many. Aleister 18:42 21 7 MMX

edit Contest today, August 2nd (U.S. time) or 3rd (civilized world time)

Happymonkey called for a writing contest which will start at 2:00 UTC (10 p.m. eastern time in the United States and other weird countries). Contestents will give each other an exact name of an article at app. 9:59 eastern time, and then we will write until 11:15 (3:15 UTC). We need at least one judge who will look at all the articles, say nay, or yay, or something, and tell us whatever they want to. Please sign up on Happymonkeys talk page, as participant or judge(s), and then we can pair people up around 9:30 eastern and let them know who they will give their page title to. (Inspired by DrSkullthumper's contest of a month or so ago). Aleister 16:05 2 8 MMX

edit Nice pic

So winning the Useless Gobsite of the Month got you back? Should have done it sooner. Or was it you came up with a good pic, joining the universal dislike of Bill O'Reilly. Nice to have you back, and it'd be fun if you stuck around for awhile to inspire us noobies. Aleister 8:53 13 11

edit HOLY CRAP!!!

Are you actually back on Uncyclopedia? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:02, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Adoption

I was just running through the list of potential adoptees and your name sprung up. I'm willing to adopt you, but I do need to warn you I am a hard taskmaster. Why haven't you added anything new since November? Get back to work, adoptee!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 06:43, Jan 14 2011 UTC

Your disrespect for our brutal government of Cabal Doom and our Glorious Leader Chronarion means your gonna get raped, shaved and shot by Olipro. Then we'll send your spunk filled torso back to your family. 'Sorrry Great Chonarion, that you were disturbed' /Me does Arnold Rimmer salute while leaving to summon Olipro...--Sycamore (Talk) 06:54, January 14, 2011 (UTC)


You created the website? You did this all? Amazing. How about coming back soon, and joining the UnFun Gang. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 23:59, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

edit "You had created the Uncyclopedia????"

You had created the Uncyclopedia???? 03:19, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

Yes. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:18, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mirror Uncyc (Aliciapedia) Chron?

Somebody created an account here in your name, but I don't think that it is you. Is it really you?

Alicia Keys 23:37, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Oh My God!!!!!

Oh...My...God! I'm on Chronarion's talk page! I feel like i'm gonna pass out! Okay, so you are, like, my internet hero, as you have created the best website in the history of the internets. Autograph pl0x :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))). *passes out and random keystrokes ensue as head is on keyboard* r9iguf35ptif35[pofk3rg0[ori3g[f0o5iit53ujfm;p3mfkvewrfvjrj3rgopr3gj3ropgjr3opgjr3pojgpr3og --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 21:17, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Spirit invoked, response requested

I know you exist. Sannse told me. They want their money back! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:31, March 16, 2016 (UTC)

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