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edit Thankyou

Yes thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:34, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome... MURDERER. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:36, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Rewrite

Ok, this sounds stupid, but it's my first time trying to rewrite an article. And I'm nervous because I'm not sure if I can just delete a whole chunk out of an article and replace it with mine. This is the article I'm trying to rewrite but it looks like someone rewrote it already. Anyways, I added the first paragraph. Can I delete a whole chunk of the article and replace it with my rewrite? Can I do that? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 03:55, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

There's no problem at all with rewriting stuff that is already in mainspace. Most people prefer to make the rewrite in their userspace and then just ask an admin to replace the existing article with their rewrite. If you don't want to do that then there is no problem with you deleting bits of the article providing you are replacing it with new content, nobody will revert/shout at you for doing that. I hope that is clear enough. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:48, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the advice, I'll start with it soon! --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 16:50, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Time bomb

Greetings, ChiefjusticeDS. You voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 11:09 (UTC)

P.S. Would anyone really die if you archived your talk page?

I archive the sodding thing and you people are still asking me to do it? I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:17, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
You know, I so long ago assumed you'd never do it that I just bookmarked the "+" link. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 4 '12 13:19 (UTC)
It was Frosty's fault, now I'm not special. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:41, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit Thanks from TAW 2011

ArticleWhisperAwardBronze Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for the 2nd The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

edit Idea for the Unsignpost

Hi bro, I have a Pee Review scheduled and a ton of half-finished articles, so I think I'm gonna focus on that, but I think I have a good lead for the next Unsignpost. It seems people are getting depressed about how the site is going down, no new users, we're all gonna die, blablabla. This link shows the site is healthy: I think a little paragraph about it could cheer pessimistic people up. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:48, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 13 January 2012
Indeed! BTW, congrats on archiving your talkpage! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:06, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
PS: I crossed over to the French Uncy a bit to translate articles slowly but surely, and if you wanna see 50 edits on RC that spans for more than 12 hours be my guest... And French is a major language, so all that pessimism undermines this site that I love and is quite frankly, based on nothing but a lot of crap (not this site, the pessimism). Set the record straight, you beacon of... err you leader of... well you're some guy :D.Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:10, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
I can have a go at trivialising it appropriately. As far as I know a few people have come up with statistics showing this that and the other about our count of active users, numbers of visitors and so on. I'm not keen on relying on one that says our visits are at high levels just as I wouldn't be keen on relying on one that shows they aren't. You can prove 95% of things with a random statistic you know, and 70% of the time you don't even have to make up 40% of them! The upshot of this is that yes I'll have a go at writing something but I probably won't be adding any links to graphs/pie charts/mind smashes/thought showers on the subject. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:25, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
One good sign: I looked at the visit history to the uncyclopedia page on wikipedia, and it's gathering between 400-500 people a day recently, with some SPIKEs this month to 700. If the wikipedia page on uncy is being looked at, maybe that means at least 100 of those check in here every week. We may have as many as 10 readers a day! Anyway, the wikipedia count points to good things on a medium scale. Aleister 15:40 13-1-'12
I asked a random selection of the British public to name an online spoof encyclopaedia. Uncyclopedia was the 2nd most popular answer after Wikipedia. --Black Flamingo 16:47, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
OK Chief, I know you'll do the right thing as always, you beacon of rectitutude, you... fuck that. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:21, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hoi, twatface

Wikipedia thinks you're a fucking retard. So do I The preceding unsigned comment was added by Filtered (talk • contribs)

Delightful to meet you. Have a look at our vanity policies and then come back to me, unless you've already thrown all your toys out of the pram and will never ever return, which I can live with. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:08, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

Your reason of Wikpedia having "not heard of me" had nothing to do with vanity. Vanity? I didnt mention a single one of the players you fucking retarded ape The preceding unsigned comment was added by Filtered (talk • contribs)

So would my mum, or indeed Codeine's mum have heard of your little football team? I did a spot of googling on the subject and most people seem to think Waspish to be the characteristic of: Readily expressing anger or irritation, as opposed to "one of the most debated team names in football history". Up the Wasps though, eh? It's also based in Devon, I went there on holiday once and it rained, so naturally I am prejudiced. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:19, January 16, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, it was a joke you thick fucking retard. Still, "little football team"? next time you're in devon let me know little man and we'll sort a match out. Cunt

If I can help it I will never visit Devon again. It's not on my way to the shops or anything. See you never! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:27, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, Filter'd deleted my scintillating commentary, which amounted to the the solitary word "lollzers." How dare the filthy little chum-bucket.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 16 '12 13:26 (UTC)

edit I'm a cocksucking weirdo that has no power on internet encyclopedias

Be my friend? Pup 02:45 16 Jan '12

Always nice to meet a fellow cocksucking weirdo, let us swear eternal friendship. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:24, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
I have four other friends - want to join us in an internationally renowned football team that not even our local paper knows about? Pup 11:22 16 Jan '12
Absolutely, as long as it isn't gay or anything. We can be called either "The Cocksucking Weirdos" or, my personal favourite "The Fucking Retarded Apes". --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:26, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
I like "The little men" myself. Pup 11:09 17 Jan '12
I heard that about you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:17, January 17, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

edit Santhosh Pandit

The article that was deleted - what was the crux of the content? Anything redeemable about it? Pup 09:45 21 Jan '12

It wasn't particularly horrendous, the main reason it was deleted is because the person is not notable and seems to base a huge amount of value on being on internet encyclopaedias. Are you wanting a copy for your userspace or something? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:57, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
No. The guy is obviously a publicity hound, but the problem is that he is getting publicity. I wouldn't write an article on him, but I wouldn't delete an article on him either. I'm curious as to wether it was a vanity or a cyberbullying article, or neither. More curiosity than anything, and maybe a parody article later down the track that is more about wether or not he is worth actually having an article on. Pup 01:12 21 Jan '12
I'll email the text of the article to you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:34, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
Oh - so vain. And the defence of the article on Wikipedia to me suggests the use of proxies, and the google ranking suggests a google bomb. SEO whore. Pup 01:42 21 Jan '12
If he's ever in Devon we should challenge him to a football match. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:48, January 21, 2012 (UTC)
If we told him it would be broadcast online, he'd accept. Pup 01:51 21 Jan '12

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:09, 3 February 2012

edit This makes me feel odd

UnNews:Police search for sceptical vandal. It is not a newsworthy item, and although there are no names attached, it reads as vanity to me. I'd prefer it to be deleted, but there is nothing wrong with it per se except for being stupid. Pup 01:29 03 Feb '12

Having had a look I agree that it's daft. That said since it doesn't reek of vanity I'd be inclined to give it the benefit of the doubt despite some quite obscure references. Just my appraisal after 16 hours at work (I had to get this excuse in somehow). --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:44, February 4, 2012 (UTC)
I also spoke to Lyr about it. I'm not going to fuss too much as it's an UnNews. In a week or so I might put it up for VFD as it does suck, bit as it made it to UnNews main page it can wait. Pup 05:24 05 Feb '12
I knew I was right! I userspaced it at first, but the user was really pissed and it's an old user, he won the foolitzer prize at some point. I tried to have a 2nd opinion on IRC but nobody was there so decided to move the article back by changing the date to calm him down, I mean, I don't want to discourage people from editing and at that point I told myself "Well, maybe it's just me that don't find it funny." See the conversation I had with him. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:47, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
I saw that convo after I'd had the couple of discussions. Pup 08:49 05 Feb '12
Anyway, good to see I'm not the only one to read UnNews. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:55, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
I heavily edited this article, and I think I did it while this conversation was going on. Are you qll saying that this article, even after the re-write, is still VFD material? --ShabiDOO 22:35, February 5, 2012 (UTC)==

edit Utmost importance

I wrote something on Romartus' talk page while I had a brief moment of intelligence yesterday. It's about article huffing. Go read it if you want to see what happens when my brain is functioning properly (and maybe add to the argument!) Justice be with you. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:35, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

My apologies for not coming back to you on this. I still haven't had a chance to look at it but I can do if you feel it desperately needs my input. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:00, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit I saw you were online... could you change the wording of the site header from "There are only a few days left to..." to "Hurry! Sign up for tomorrow's 2012 Happy Monkey Competition!" or something like that. Thanks. And come play too! Aleister 14:00 10-2-'12

edit Pee review's reviewer unclogging

You can add me to the checking list of bots then if I meet all the requirements. I'm on my way to get the ph.D. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:23, February 14, 2012 (UTC)

You do meet all the requirements, I'll add you in just a second. Make sure you know everything you need to do and get stuck in. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:25, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks, is there some kind of log I need to know about? For example, how did you know that a user just made his first one? Also, I won't forget to update the tables on the page. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:33, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
If you get a review from a user you don't recognise do a search for their name on the page, make sure the PEEING proletariat and Retirees tables are both showing and if they aren't there then add them to the PEEING proletariat. If they're in the retirees section you can consider moving them out. There's no real log, at least there isn't yet; the "CHANGE IT AND ADD MENUS!" agenda will probably rend that happy state of affairs asunder before too long. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:37, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
Did you know that calculating averages can be done a little easier then (a + b + c... ) / x. If you have the previous average, and the number of reviews done to date, you can just do mcurrent = (mprevious * xprevious + s1 + s2) / xcurrent. Much simpler. Pup 10:25 14 Feb '12
Well I didn't want to dumb it down too much. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:37, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
You forgot to carry the 1, you fool! --Black Flamingo 23:03, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
I really need to put something together to make this easier. I've been planning to since before my hiatus. Pup 06:38 15 Feb '12
My sweet sweet sweet chief. How are you my beloved beloved Chief Justice? I'm hoping to find a replacement judge for the Happy Monkey Competition. Would you consider playing the role of guest judge? It merely involves assinging a number from 1 to 10 for each article and only if you feel like it, writing a sentence for each. Would darling darling darling Cheif Justice? --ShabiDOO 23:21, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Where do I go to do that? I demand links for my convenience. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:32, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
this is the score chart. If you are interested, I will replace your name with ONX who shows no signs of life. --ShabiDOO 23:35, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah I can do that. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:37, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Okay. You are the sweet darling that people say you are. You don't have to justify your marks, the general spirit of the tournament is creativity, originality and clevernes, but you can mark the articles however you like. They were assinged the topics and had 36 hours to write. There are three noob entries and weve all been impressed with what they pulled off with difficult topics. If you do leave a sentence explanation for each article, put it on the "link to pee review". My darling sweet chief! --ShabiDOO 23:47, February 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit Thanks

Thanks for the mini pee review on your comment on the Happy Monkey contest entry. After reading it I went back and reread the page from the pov of those comments, and saw a lot to be improved on. Very appreciated. BB made a new version of the bottom pic, very funny iHomophone of Richard Simmons. Thanks again. Aleister 1:44 19-2-'12

Any time mate. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:44, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks again. I too liked Icamehereinachoce's page, if he won I would not have been surprised at all. And a thank you for helping to keep the Happy Monkey contest alive and squirming in its cage. Aleister 12:00 20-2-'12

edit Once again

A big thanks for stepping in an judging for the Happy Monkey...and the constructive critiques as well! Cheers! --ShabiDOO 10:32, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Review

Are you feeling in a reviewing mood? I was going to ask if you could hit Cloud gazing for me. If not, I'm happy to wait, but as you know I value your opinion. Pup 01:27 21 Feb '12

I'll try and have a look for you. Might not be today, but I'll definitely try and get round to it. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:59, February 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

edit Just a response to your column on the most recent UnSignpost

Hey Chiefy, BHOP isn't only edited by me, because technically this thread is part of BHOP and god knows that a bunch of other people also edit that page. Also, I'm going to redirect Forum:Perv of the month to the voting page, so if you want to delete it you may. BTW, Aleister isn't going to win PERVY every month, specifically because he can only win once a year. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 00:46, 02/24/2012

Alright mate, I'm well aware that BHOP is used by lots of people, the stuff I say in the UnSignpost is usually massively exaggerated for comic effect. I don't want to delete anything that is there (except all the forums that RDB creates) or persecute you for starting a topic there. I hope that makes my stance on it a bit clearer. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:07, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
BHOP still exists? Pup 10:38 24 Feb '12
Who knew right? --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:52, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
Are you feeling bad yet? Pup 11:11 24 Feb '12

edit Templates that don't work

This doesen't work. Why?--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 12:21, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

How exactly are you planning to use it? In it's current form I can't see it doing anything amusing or useful, even if it did work. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:47, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
Using it for an Userspace article.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 12:55, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
You're trying to create an infinite loop. The parser is clever enough to not to allow it as it will kill the servers - user space or otherwise. Stop trying. Pup 01:15 24 Feb '12
You're using a template that uses itself to generate itself, repeat ad infinitum. That isn't allowed by the wiki deities. Also, FU edit conflict. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:18, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
Delete it now.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 13:26, February 24, 2012 (UTC)
Also, this kinda flies in the face of this. I have no problem with people having a differing viewpoint. I rarely take issue with much at all, but that I did find offensive. Please don't do it again. Pup 01:29 24 Feb '12
He has 6 hours to think about that now. Also, it's delete it please. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:23, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit User:Cajek/Pee

Hello! Just "judged" my first Pee Review and updated the tables, could you check real quick if I did it right? I'm quite sure I did, but eh... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:27, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

See also my comment on Matt's talk page. Pup 12:25 25 Feb '12
I've added a note on Matt's page regarding that Puppy, in terms of actually checking the tables and updating them, it all looks fine to me; good start. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:41, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sorry

You know if I could have done them myself, I would. Also, I think that's the first time I've tried to edit when my account has been blocked. That was an oddly sad feeling. Pup 12:34 26 Feb '12

Not a problem good sir. I strive to make others suffer for me having to do the things that I have volunteered to do. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:37, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bugger

You may want to have a chat to Joe on his last 2 reviews. They seem to be a little less constructive then they should be. (And yeah, before anyone says it, I was wrong.) Pup 10:33 28 Feb '12

Not to worry, I'm wrong literally all the time. I'll have a look and see what can be done. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:00, February 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit You got a copy of Puppy's review?

Also, fuck Lyrithya. Cause I love you. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:18, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

If you're looking for a review that is a good example, then this one foots the bill quite nicely. The length isn't such an issue, it's the way he presents what he has to say that makes it good, he cites an issue, explains why it is an issue and then attempts to help the user fix it. I love you too. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:39, February 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

edit Yoooooooo

ooooooyeah featuring on VFH has been pretty sporadic. I'll take responsibility for being a huge shit and dropping the ball on that. I talk about my philosophy for featuring over on that page I just linked inside "philosophy for featuring," but you do you. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:56, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

There was an instance earlier where Romartus was asked to fix this up, but was apparently unable to do so as he was unaware how to. Could one of you kind gentlemen guide him in the correct direction so that there is another body around who has the capacity to pick this up where needed? Pup 11:10 02 Mar '12

edit Wow!

You've had a busy month! Pup 11:07 02 Mar '12

I do some of my best work when I'm not actually here. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:03, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hail to the Chief!

Hello, Chief, I’d just like to say that I love your works on the UnSignpost. Personally, I think you’re the best regular contributor to the periodical.

With that said, could you tell me when you got your first big break and, looking back, what you think your finest moments and crowning achievements on UnSignpost were.

Please answer me on my talk page; and please don’t tell Lyrithya or RAHB anything I just said to you because they’d probably kill me. -Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 23:45, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Since when do you rule the moon? respectfully,--CenterBack (talk) 17:50, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Matthlock, are you writing a book or something? If so, it's about bloody time. CenterBack, I have always ruled the moon. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:40, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit The Unsignpost of this week

Is simply hilarious! Good job. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:13, March 8, 2012 (UTC) was stellar. --ShabiDOO 02:04, March 8, 2012 (UTC)
Interstellar. --Black Flamingo 10:37, March 8, 2012 (UTC)
Symbol for vote For. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:59, Mar 8
I think my edit improved it dramatically though. Pup 11:05 08 Mar '12
Yeah, snaps. To Chief. Just Chief. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:24, March 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit VFD

If an article has a construction tag on it, but the creator and only contributor have been banned and the article qualifies for VFD, does it make a sound? --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 17:03, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

If it has a construction tag on it then it should still be eligible for QVFD. VFD is a bit drawn out for an article like that. If you could link me to the relevant article I could make a more informed decision. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:20, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
This for example. I'd rather just put it on QFVD than do the nice thing and move it to the person's userpage, but I 'unno. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 19:30, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
It's IP created and definitely QVFD material. It is easily recoverable if they make an account and want it back. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:23, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
Very good, thank you. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 00:42, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit WTF

What's with the 5-minute block? --Qzekrom blocked <insert name here> with an expiry time of indefinite (account creation blocked, cannot edit own talk page) 22:05 10 Mar '12

Vigilance. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:06, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
That just made no sense. What did I do? --Qzekrom sig trans Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 22:08 10 Mar '12
It was a joke-ban stout fellow. It was not an attack on your principles/beliefs/favoured cold beverage. I just read your forums and it seemed apt. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:12, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
Okay...? Just remember I'm a real-live Legendary Pokémon. --Qzekrom sig trans Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 22:39 10 Mar '12
I can't use the IRC either because it doesn't work in Chrome. --Qzekrom sig trans Cute Zekrom! Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective! 22:41 10 Mar '12
I use Chrome and it works perfectly fine. Although recently I downloaded an IRC client which is far superior. Hi, Black flamingo here. --Black Flamingo 00:06, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Review table thingy

I figured I'd give it a shot. Stupidly over complicated. How did I do? Pup 11:10 10 Mar '12

Seems to be fine, remember to update the most recent reviewer at the bottom of the table after you add their score on. Otherwise absolutely fine. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:54, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Proton Uncyclopedia

Excuse me mr. admin, please stop vandalising the Proton (cars) page What you are doing is unfunny and stupid. Thank you. This is a malaysian carmaker, perhaps you might not understand it, but much of it contains real information. Yes, Malaysia is that weird. I sincerely hope you would not try to dumb down uncyclopedia for the Malaysian people's enjoyment. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bmw523i (talk • contribs)

Reverting me, calling my edits unfunny and stupid, at the end of this path success does not lie. When your ban expires perhaps you could try again, this time by treating me as you would wish to be treated in return. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:36, March 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For all that work, you can have this funky new template!


Er... Ah... Um... Pup 02:31 14 Mar '12

You are always welcome good sir. Also, I hope you aren't thinking of leaving; with my current reviewing policy of one article, one month I don't think I'd ever catch up. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:34, March 14, 2012 (UTC)
I know. And I'm leaving it in a huge mess. I've done the obligatory TL;DR as well. Pup 02:37 14 Mar '12

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/mathematics

I'm too heavily involved in this one to be impartial in saying it's a good 'un. I would like more detail, but he's put a fair bit of detail in, and given constructive criticism. Your thoughts?                               Puppy's talk page09:02 19 Mar

Yeah, I'd say it's good enough to be considered in-depth. It's only his third and we all struggle with articles we personally enjoy, they are infinitely harder to critique than the really bad ones. If you want more detail I'd be happy to have a look at it this evening when I'm not misusing the computers at work. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:22, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the offer, but I might leave it until I actually get the article complete. At the moment I've had praise from a couple of areas. I think I'm on the right track, which is the main thing I was questioning.                               Puppy's talk page09:48 19 Mar
Okay. It's now done, for the most part. I've stopped adding the images into the sections as I started to get images that were already on here, and now I'm thinking I'd be better off stealing the images from Wikia. If you have an opinion of that I'd appreciate it. And also it needs proofreading, but I'm holding that back until I know that the content works. I could possibly add two more sections on the branches of mathematics (there are two more on the Wikipedia article) but I don't know that it can sustain the length. As it is it's damned long. If you could review I'd appreciate. Feel free to review and/or make any edits you see fit.                               Puppy's talk page02:10 20 Mar

edit The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:36, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Forum:Let's see who's been dodging the INS the longest

It's not been edited in a long while, I wanted to update it a bit, but there's the "no editing" stuff. It's kinda cool to keep track of this, can I edit it anyway or will it send the wiki in a nosedive, panic ensuing, causing massive death? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:02, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

*nonchalant whistle*                               Puppy's talk page02:01 20 Mar
That one has a bit of a free pass when it comes to the rule about not bumping old forum topics. We don't mind if you bump one that is still relevant, it's when people bump ones from 2 years ago because they added a category to it that we become peeved. Cheers for clearing it up in the meantime POTR. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:49, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
We could probably adjust the forum header template so that for forums like this one we can add a noedit=off thing. Code-wise it would be very easy. It's just policy-wise whether it would be a good idea.                               Puppy's talk page11:56 20 Mar

edit AAN RQ

Adopt me plz

edit Why don't you complete it?

Hey, since you removed the construction tag from the pool boy article, why don't you re-write it? I've been trying to re-write it, and I did, up to the "types of pool boys" part, but I don't think I did a good job re-writing. If you have any concept you want to put in there... just saying. Gothic Candle small J.D. Soufi Gothic Candle small 19:36, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

I removed the tag simply as I was going through the maintenance list, that one had expired, the article looked fine, so it came off. If you're wanting my input on the article specifically I'll definitely have a look when my next day off rolls around. Sorry if I am unable to help before then. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:40, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Say, Chief

Are you British? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 04:48, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed he is. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 1 '12 5:14 (UTC)
Beer milkshake with an ice cream scoop

A Guinness milkshake with an ice cream scoop, a sparkler, and a Union Jack, as requested several years ago by the Chief.

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:32, Apr 5

edit Nintendo DS

As it was within a minute of the page creation, I figured it may have been a couple of test edits as he started, and to give him a chance to do a bit more. He didn't.                               Puppy's talk page08:20 07 Apr

And as an aside - do you mind if I take back the reigns of USP for a while again?                               Puppy's talk page10:45 07 Apr
By all means mate, I'm struggling with it as it is, if you can resume regular service then you are absolutely welcome. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:02, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost

Are you done doing the UnSignpost? If you are, can I please take it over? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:45, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Ahem. ^^^^^                               Puppy's talk page03:57 10 Apr
NO PICK ME (This is a joke...) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:00, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I'm happy for Xam to take it on. I've been meaning to do a few minor tweaks to the way it's put together, but the only reason I was going to take it was that I've done it before, and I prefer it to come out weekly. I might have to make it a little easier to edit though.                               Puppy's talk page05:15 10 Apr
Wow, I can't read worth shit! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:07, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit March top 3

It's ridiculous how low the number of votes are, as you can see: Uncyclopedia:Top10 12/Mar Maybe a header telling people to go vote would be great? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:24, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit thanks

thank you for contacting me, i have decided since i'm making a good contribution and editing in good faith, and i'm not the one whose vandalizing, or douchingly/ pointlessly deconstructing *ahem* *magicman* *cough* i am going to kkeep my article.

Just a point, reverting other users, especially administrators is never a good idea and it's a bad habit to get into. You shouldn't make assumptions that Magic man is vandalising the article without speaking to him, that is editing in bad faith. He's a nice bloke and doesn't normally vandalise articles so it would be worth having a word with him, even if you started the article. Nobody owns articles on Uncyclopedia and nobody has exclusive editing rights. I'll let it go on this occasion but please don't do it again. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 06:36, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Rick Santorum says, "Thanks for the vote."

Thank You

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:47, Apr 19

edit Template:Featuredarticle/queue

I don't know if you meant to do this, but you put India down as being featured on the 22nd, and now there are two articles being featured on the "Today's Featured Article" part of the Main Page. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:32, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

He meant to do it, that Chiefjustice is such a joker right Chief? --Black Flamingo 13:49, April 22, 2012 (UTC)
Yes obviously, ha ha ha ha. Oops --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:19, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Expired ICU tag

See Mark Zuckerberg and Mark Zuckerburg (redirect). The ICU tag on this page has expired. What are you going to do about it, Chief? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:13, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:44, Apr 26

edit you

edit conflicted me. You will pay, pay I say! There will be blood shed for this, mark my words! (Frosty also appreciates the vote) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:50, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

You rolledback my hilarious change to your userpage a couple of days ago. I swore revenge and, now that I have edit conflicted you, the souls of my ancestors may know rest. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:52, April 26, 2012 (UTC)
oh yeah that. Isn't there a ban reason about reverting admins. I hope nobody saw that >_> ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:53, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit Ha

Ha Lol. Dam police. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:19, Apr 26

Totally. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:54, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit NOTM

I don't know if you know of the new rules for this, does it mean we have to wait a month from the nom date to see if the person has the required number of votes, or when the vote is atteined, bingo, he/she gets it? I'd be willing to do the mechanical job of giving the award, archiving and all, since I'd like to contribute to your great site but am too damn tired to think of something to write. What say you, O Judge Dredd? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:05, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

The idea is that once the 5 vote is attained they get it, but leave it up for the month anyway do people can meet them and stuff. Whoever gets it in the previous month gets a write up on the front page - so there could theoretically be several winners over a month. And nobody seems to care.                               Puppy's talk page10:03 26 Apr
The last time I checked it didn't look like we have a Noob of the moment award to give out. I was going to give them out a few days ago and didn't for that exact reason. A write up on the front page is the easiest part of that, and we could possibly work something out with <choose> tags. If we have an award to give out then I'd say that we shouldn't delay giving it out, if we don't then we should get one, and then not delay. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:59, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
I was just going to use {{NOTM}}, but change it a little (ie, where it says Month make it say Moment). And maybe call it {{Noob}} to differentiate.                               Puppy's talk page01:08 27 Apr
Sounds fine to me, I was going to do that myself, but I was afraid people would laugh at me. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:18, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
I'm used to it. I've think I'm likely to become an admin soon, by the way. I'm being criticised by my peers, had my user page vandalised, and doing stuff that is barely noticed but highly useful.                               Puppy's talk page01:33 27 Apr
OK, err.. I don't really get it, so I'll leave that one to you, Chief! I'll go patrol the East side, where all the niggas are at. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:57, April 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please add interwiki 'nn'

Please add interwiki 'nn'. Site is --User:아라/sig 03:33, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Unfortunately that can't be done by administrators and needs to be done directly through Wikia. Try through Special:Contact.                               Puppy's talk page05:51 27 Apr

edit Hea dude

Re that WP cut and paste dude, I was actually just about to save the article with a long ICU and {{spork}} template explaining that it would need to be changed lots if we were to keep it. Hea, it had UN:VAIN coming out of its ears but ... I thought maybe... Anyways I have been up for faaaaar too long now, so am probably talking more carp than normal, but was surprised you blocked the dude for as long as you did. Did I tell you I even thought I made some stupid forum post somewhere or something just now. /me falls asleep. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:53, Apr 27

I can shorten the ban, I am likewise operating on about 3 hours of sleep in the last 48. That's overtime for you. I'll shorten the ban but as it was the second recreation of that page and the image I felt that deletion was preferable to survival. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:58, April 27, 2012 (UTC)
You are the Chief. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:03, Apr 27

edit Yo

I was wondering if you could lock the entries of the Pee Buddy contest ( the link on the site header) at about the beginning of June 1st, UTC time. OK? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:39, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

That sounds like something I could do. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:51, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:41, April 29, 2012 (UTC)PS: What a dumbass I am, I meant May 1st. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:42, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
I didn't notice that either, back to bed I think... --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:52, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
It originally said 31st April.                               Puppy's talk page01:14 29 Apr
That's what your mum said. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:16, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, well I mean it's better soon on May 1st than late on April 31, so people can't complain we locked it before the deadline. Better a couple hours late, than a couple hours too soon. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:33, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Will someone show the poor boy a calendar? And check out the cryptic clue on my talkpage. It says a lot about my relationship to this site. (Actually, it's almost like it was from a book of prophecy or something.)                               Puppy's talk page01:38 29 Apr
Mattsnow, there's no April 31st, April only has 30 days. I was all for having an extra day this month, providing I didn't have to go to work on it, but I'm still waiting for a reply to the email I sent the Prime Minister. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:40, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
I knew, I knew, just wanted to see if you were paying attention.... ahem... Moving on... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:47, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
While you lock them tonight, could you change the header to something like "The Pee Buddy entries are being judged here! Who will be the winner??? Find out May 8th!" You would be a dear. Or a deer. Should I move the judging page to a forum?? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:46, April 30, 2012 (UTC)PS: I'll send a message to each judge to remind them of their duty anyway. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:47, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit ?¿?!

06:07, April 29, 2012 ChiefjusticeDS (talk | contribs) blocked Under user (talk | contribs) with an
expiry time of infinite ‎ (Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large 
seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.)

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 1 '12 2:30 (UTC)

Chief and UU have this thing for each other where they take turns to ban each other. Ever since UU gave up his admin rights, however, it's been a very one-sided relationship. Also, read the last sentence. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:59, 1 May 2012
No, I get that part. But...infinity?! It's almost, like, forever, man! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 1 '12 4:44 (UTC)
Love is for forever. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:46, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Mr. Cheif guy

Woul you please kindly unlock the VFS and let the common folk back in :) ? Kind thank yous my lord. --ShabiDOO 13:03, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I can't say I like the idea of allowing common folk in, but if you insist. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:07, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Dios mio I was playing around. I will treat these forums with nothing but dead serious respect. --ShabiDOO 13:38, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Were it anyone else I would have treated it differently. No disrespect to you, but you have previously been in trouble for your conduct in forums relating to admins and votes for the same. I felt that the short block would demonstrate that the best thing for you to do is vote normally, stating an argument if you want. You haven't exactly endeared yourself to the administrative body where this issue is concerned and while I don't for a moment suggest that joking is not allowed, I do submit that you should stick to making jokes about things that won't cause people to suspect that you are persisting with behaviour that you've already been banned for. I hope that makes sense. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:51, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
I think the text above commnicates everything a lot more clearly than a ban...even a ten minute one. Point taken. --ShabiDOO 14:00, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you. I apologise for the ban. A post on your talk page may, in hindsight, have been the better solution. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:08, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah...but your bans really turn me on... --ShabiDOO 14:11, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Ever heard of the 'Master-slave dialectic? Shabidoo just bides his time and before you know it Cheif's Jake Gyllenhaal!--Sycamore (Talk) 14:16, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
I didn't realise we had moved on to sexy bans. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:21, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
When I'm about we move into the sexual stage. I'm an intensely sexual person, does that make you uncomfortable?--Sycamore (Talk) 14:46, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
If you're into that sort of thing, yes. Oh Sycamore, this stage is so uncomfortable. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:55, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
I am really uncomfortable right now...and feeling really hot. --ShabiDOO 15:01, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit My Lai Massacre

Greeting Chief! The above named article has been fixed to match Wikipedia spelling. But it is already nommed on VFH as Mai Lai Massacre, which has a redirect, but is wrong spelling anyway. Could you please fix that Nom spelling? And thanks for the rising. Much appreciated. Cheers--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:25, May 1

The only way to do that would be to restart the nomination and then just move the votes over, it isn't a case of just nipping in and changing the link. It's a bit of a pain in the arse to do, especially when the spelling isn't distorting the meaning and you're +7 votes up. I'd suggest ignoring it until the article comes off VFH; it's not like anyone is going to vote against it because the title on the nomination page is spelled wrong. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:34, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey

Could you please hop onto IRC and give me a quick lesson on admin tools? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:27, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit wheel war game

I've got a suggestion for a game you admins can play while I'm gone: "Wheel Wars"! Basically, what happens is starting at 2am UTC, you take turns banning and unbanning me, making up stupid reasons such as "vigilance" or "go eat shit fuckers". Luckily, nobody cares because I won't be active the entire time. But the game ends on Saturday when I get back. Thank you for your consideration. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:16, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I have plans at 2am UTC. Sleeping being the main one. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:18, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Well, that doesn't matter because it only starts to become important after 7 am EDT. Or any time tomorrow. The last move before Friday night should be an unban though. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:22, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
What I mean is, the game officially starts at 2, but you don't have to start playing until much later - or even at all. Your first bad excuse can be: "Blanking your userpage." --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:46, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the tip

Thanks for the tips on my apostrophe problem. I really appreciate it.

Oh by the way, I'm sort of embarrassed to ask this, Chief, but are you a man or a woman? There seems to be arguments for both.

Anyway, again, thanks for the advice! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:14, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for something else

... that is, Today's Featured Article. Every vote counts! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:38, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Header

Hi Chief! I think you totally forgot what I said earlier about the site's header. It is understandable, as bashing people with a baton is a great modus vivendi. Seriously, please at least remove the header, it looks retarded. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:08, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

You can't make me! I know my rights! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:12, May 2, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you! I hope people stand by their words, as I do in life and even on the net! Some great articles there, I saw on recent changes that the fact it is judged causes authors to add/tweak them. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:19, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Adopt a noob

Who would you suggest would be the best person to adopt at present? I chose Mhaille as he/she was the highest on the hall of shame accepting applicants, and that seemed to be the best indicator to me. Do you have another suggestion? --C₂H₆O (hic) 09:57, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

If I may join in, how about Mattsnow? He loves users, and is good, and patient, and kind of kind. But really, everyone here who's been around awhile will help you with questions and pick your pocket and advice. Ah, you can't judge much by the Hall of the shamed. Mattsnow, for instance, has 25 or something features just in the past year since he joined, so he is busy at lots of things. The hall is not an indicator of people who will help you, I'd look to Uncyclopedian of the month or year for kind-hearted intelligent people (the hall of shame contains some of those, but you have to pick amongst the deviates and scrub brush gardeners). Aleister 10:12 3-5-'12
As Aleister says, the best people can be found on Uncyclopedian of the Month and things like that. But look for people who seem to be helpful and nice and active and get them to help you. That's by far the best way. If you're still drawing a blank get back to me and I'd be happy to adopt you. You know, if you're into that. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:48, May 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit I suspect

...that it might be a good idea to protect this page, and to also hang draw and quarter the scoundrel responsible for the oversight. Here be thy stout sword, Sire, yea, and four strong horses and a goodly length of hempen rope, to boot. I trow thou wilt put them to good use. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 8 '12 13:26 (UTC)

edit Pee Buddy contest!!

Judging is over and the results are here! It would be cool if you could change the header to something like "The Pee Buddy Results are in! See who is the most stupid journalist!". And link to the page of course. I sent the prizes and congrats to everyone! Could you also unlock the UnNews for editing? Thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:46, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

It's done, forget it :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:12, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit Guess who likes thy signature

Me. See also User:Qzekrom/sig6. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 03:20, May 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Question!

Using your own words please examine the concept of "Two in the pink and one in the stink". Please reference your findings with appropriate citations and references. The maximum word count is 3,000 words excluding appendices.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:25, May 15, 2012 (UTC)

Two in the pink and one in the stink: A combination of sexual acts that includes vaginal, oral, and anal sex. (My guess, without looking it up.) Also known as "around the world." ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 15 '12 23:59 (UTC)
I studied the technique at length while at university, I will just forward my findings to you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:58, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Expired ICU tags

--Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:33, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

No need to link them all here. I have a maintenance page that shows them for me, I usually take a look if I'n around. The thought is appreciated though. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:08, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Okay. I know what maintenance page you're talking about. By the way, what was that poopsmith thing? I'm just relatively new. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:09, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit This one

Wasn't me. You can tell if it's me as I actually say that it's me. I'm odd that way. It was most likely a regular user not logged in though, so it might be polite to not block someone who is not actually doing something naughty like ban evasion. I did fix up that image on the mirror site for Kwanzaa, so they probably have noticed what I've been doing.                               Puppy's talk page11:58, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, that IP is Bizzeebeever. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:31, 23 May 2012
Well imagine my embarrassment. Puppy, I strongly suggest not evading your ban in any way. It doesn't help you out. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 05:48, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
So, is my IP still banned, and if so, for what? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, May 24 '12 6:50 (UTC)
Why is BB's IP blocked? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:21, May 24, 2012 (UTC)
I unblocked Bizzee's IP now. Hope you don't mind, Chief. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 25 May 2012
Thanks Mister Sock Person. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, May 25 '12 16:59 (UTC)

edit A Grooming Question!

When you are like trimming your pubic hair, do you like leave it au natural, basic trim or shave it all off - or perhaps option four where you trim and strategically shave around the base so that as it grows in your penis subtly looks larger?--Sycamore (Talk) 18:30, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

You're SICK! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 17:56 25 May 2012

edit Have a cookie :)

edit Cookie

For being an awesome admin have a cookie

Newcookie DarkArcher25 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 20:47, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:02 May 25 2012

edit Hey... edit conflict

I was just archiving the fail you fuckwad!--Sycamore (Talk) 13:40, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

I'll edit conflict your mum, and she'll enjoy it! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:42, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost

I noticed you didn't like that, but the UnSignpost is EMC's and mine now. This is like the interim government after Nazi Germany, except it's permanent (hopefully). So all editors who edited the old UnSignpost will be removed. Don't worry, though: I made Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/old to cite all of the old editors. Basically it's a copy of the UnSignpost page as it stood on July 2nd, 2012. Since you didn't tell me explicitly not to edit the page again or revert your edits, I'm going to revert your edit and then edit the page so that it includes a link and description to the backup page.

In the new USP, editors will be added when they contribute. Some of the editors here are way past due and never show up anymore. The list needs trimming, so this is a good way to do that. Please do reply if you would like to rebuttal/react/etc, I really do need your opinions and contribution to get this thing started again. A (Ruins) 20:44, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost doesn't belong to anybody, just like articles do not belong to anybody. I wrote the UnSignpost practically on my own for over a year and it isn't mine, I do however feel some responsibility for maintaining the page. I do not see why you and EMC starting to write it merits the page being wiped to celebrate the fact. New editors have always been added to the list when they provided an article for the USP, which is and always was a community project which was open to anybody, all it needs is someone who takes on the voluntary responsibility for pulling all the article submissions together and writing in the column on the right hand side. It does not have a "Führer". If you and EMC want to take on that responsibility fine, but it doesn't give you carté blanche to relegate all previous editors to a separate page. I agree the list of editors is getting lengthy but trimming to that list can be done more carefully and more selectively.
As a further point if I ever revert your edits then please consider it me telling you that what you had done should not be re-done without exceptionally good reason, not agreeing with me is not an exceptionally good reason. I am thrilled to see you taking an interest in the UnSignpost, but I'd rather see you engage in the project as a way to make people laugh, not as a way to publicise yourself and your contributions. If you disagree with my stance here then I would welcome a discussion with the wider community regarding this and would gladly bow to a community consensus to change the UnSignpost in the manner you propose. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:06, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Tackling this directly is much easier. I see no evidence that I was/am trying to publicize myself; everyone here already knows my name and how much of a dick I can be :)
The point here is that EMC and I "took over" the UnSignpost because nobody cared about it anymore. Our job is to revitalize it, and along with THS, the entire Uncyc in general. We are on a mission from GOD (get it?) to save and rebuild the Uncyclopedic Regime and rejuvenate the userbase. You know what got our name out there? Controversy. Why don't we create some more? Let's write horrible stuff about some foreign country, and then post kid's phone numbers online (okay, that's a stretch....still, you get the idea). We need to become a known site again. Do you have an estimate figure on how many users are currently active?
Back to the UnSignpost:
Alas, I shall reiterate: EMC and I are starting a new chapter in the USP. This nullifies all edits by previous editors, since half of them haven't been seen in 25 years. The best way to re-build a list is to wipe it clean and add people based on if they express interest in editing again, not just trimming the people we can do without-because right now, the only people who edit the UnSignpost are zero.
I oppose sending this to a consensus because that could threaten the very existence of the USP (as we've seen before). I do apologize if you think we are trying to replace you, that is not our goal. We are simply trying to fix up the USP and get it back out there-like a pit stop. We would like to remain "head" of the new USP, and assume all roles for the USP that you and other edits used to do. Too many people doing the same thing gets awfully confusing; just two managing it is quite adequate.
HOWEVER (yet again): You do not have to "protect" or "care for" the page, I'd like to assume that job along with EMC. However, if you don't like something going along with the new USP, by all means contact EMC or I (I'm usually more active) to discuss your concerns; we do want input from the entire community and you especially, since you've been doing it for awhile.
Did that sound like I was trying to sell something to you? I'm really good at that. I should go into insurance sales or something 0.o
I'd like to be able to make the desirable edits to the USP page rather soon, as we are almost ready to start manufacturing signposts again, and would like the proper credits received and links filled out.

Also, I would find disagreeing an exceptional reason. We need something done and you disagreeing is sort of exceptional. That's why I'm writing now.
Thanks bud.
A (Ruins) 22:55, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Aimsplode, the Chief has a long reputation for defending the interests and the work of the wiki and virtually no reputation for gratuitous self-promotion. He ought not pull rank, but we have a kid with grues in his signature laying down the law (something that I and successors caught grief for doing, much less unilaterally, at UnNews, whose roster continues to honor everyone who has ever contributed). Self-promotion is your primary function here, and I am straining to keep your co-editor out of the discussion. Spıke Ѧ 23:06 2-Jun-12
Aimsplode, I care about the UnSignpost. lacking the time to write it at present does not mean I do not care about the periodical or the manner in which it is portrayed. I am not monitoring the page because I feel I must but because I feel some sense of entitlement to do so having devoted a considerable amount of my time and effort to it. My position is ultimately that you have not contributed anywhere near the amount of time and effort as the vast majority of editors whose edits you have now decided are utterly nullified. Place yourself in my position and imagine that I were proposing to "re-vitalise" a project you had invested a considerable amount of time and effort into by slapping my name onto the front page, removing yours and all the other editors from the past few years, with the excuse being "nobody cares enough to write the USP right now".
As I said before I appreciate that your intention is to make the USP better, what I do not agree with is that you seem to see the pre-requisite to that as being focussing all attention onto the fact that you are doing so rather than just getting on with it. If you were proposing a change like this having written an UnSignpost every week for 6 months I would probably react more favourably to it. As it is, I will not accept the changes you are seeking to make, I think if you want to start the UnSignpost up again you should get on with writing the UnSignpost. If me refusing to allow your changes to the front page means that you do not wish to contribute to the USP then that's how it will have to be, other people will edit it at some point and I will write it again when my free time becomes a bit more plentiful. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 23:11, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Alrighty then!

Dump time. A (Ruins) 00:42, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

The forum A (Ruins) 01:50, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Dinosaur

The same guy you reverted recently was back for more, not too bad. I post-edited him to smooth things over. If NSFW was the reason you said in the Change Summary that it didn't fit the theme of the page, feel free to revert this, but at least it now fits superficially. Spıke Ѧ 11:38 4-Jun-12

edit Kannur university

The reason I gave a one-liner without capital letters the honor of an {{ICU}} is that two days ago, an equally awful edit to Kerala led to a new user registration, then to more new material, which I put in order. Anyway, Kannur University is in Kerala. I presume the first guy (whether or not he is taking credit for the current state of the page) is recruiting other guys. Spıke Ѧ 16:18 4-Jun-12

Fair enough. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:26, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit Fecebook

Fecebook, which you just huffed, was not a "pointless redirect," because the same guy made a massive edit to Facebook in which he changed every occurrence to Fecebook. I didn't intervene because it would have been a massive revert, and either the page has a curator (who knows more about Facebook than I do) or it doesn't. Spıke Ѧ 16:08 6-Jun-12

That edit to the Facebook page needed to be reverted and Frosty was quite right to do so. The redirect was pointless as it is not likely to be a search term for the Facebook page. FB or Face Book would be relevant redirects to the page as people are likely to search for those. The lack of utility in the redirect renders it pointless, the page is supposed to be about Facebook, that is what people will be searching for whether or not someone has changed every occurrence of Facebook to Fecebook. That is vandalism, or at the least a failure to understand HTBFANJS and should be reverted with relevant advice given. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:08, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

I agree entirely; glad Frosty got to it. Spıke Ѧ 22:14 6-Jun-12

In comparable business, Anon has changed the name of Rhode Island to "Road Island" but only at the start. I thought that was kind of dumb, but didn't revert, as I am the author of the article on the Central American republic of El Humidor. Spıke Ѧ 22:48 6-Jun-12 Have now reverted him based on concurrence from Bizzeebeever.

Separately, you may still say it's not bannable, but Camp Raspberry is still doing nothing on the site except using Wikia servers to maintain his dance card, or whatever that is. FYI. Spıke Ѧ 11:19 7-Jun-12

Yes, this Camp Raspberry guy is annoying me too. Really does. But, his talkpage's annoyence isn't the only one that annoys me. Could you check his/hers and a person known as User:Big Brother 1 (New Generation) IP Address's? Those pages look like excatly like the same, and Camp has one edit on it. This worries me and I can't rest peacefully until I've known if they have the same IP Address or not. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:25, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)
Hey. Did you ever check their IP Addresses? I'm bi-curious. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:46, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Where do we start off?

Hi there, I am working on an UnSignpost regarding how the banning of two users, one in 2008 and one in 2012, seem to be similar to each other. Do you think there's a conspiracy that a former sockpuppet of Uncyclopedia moved to another place, made a sockpuppet of his own and made new articles for two years (which are good), and then making a drama and got banned and resorted to sockpuppetry?

I think that there is a strange conspiracy going on here, that a former sockpuppet moved to make a new account to show that he learnt his lesson.

GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 04:29, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

P.S., While you're at it, can you please delete the following articles for me from the userspace?:

To answer your questions: no, no, no and yes I'll delete those for you. Try not to encourage the idea that creating a sockpuppet account and using it to ban evade/deceive other users is something that will get you noticed on Uncyclopedia. If someone has learnt their lesson then they should email the administrator who blocked them explaining that that is the case. If this is for the next USP then try to focus your attentions on news from the wiki: the PLS, voting and interesting forum topics. Just a suggestion. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:35, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
I don't think that's what I meant. I'm not encouraging people to do sockpuppetry; it is as evil as murder. But never mind. I'll focus on the current news from the wiki for the Uncyclopedia Sun. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 05:22, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit [Insert title here]

(how do we delete our page if we are not admin?) The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

You say "I want to delete this user subpage but I am not an admin, can you do it for me?", then I say "It'll cost you", then you say "How much?" and I say "Your soul for all eternity". You then sign over your soul to me knowing full well that you sold it to the media years ago and I delete the article. I am then sad because I have been deceived. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:16, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
"If Chief is buying, I'll have a Double." Anon is not a user and does not have any subpages. The only other edit from that IP is eminently deletable, but he doesn't need help. Spıke Ѧ 13:44 13-Jun-12

edit deputy-vice sub-assistant drudge

I demand a promotion! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:24, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sorry I can't hear you over all the drudge work you should be doing. I'll just sit here, very pointedly not making you an administrator. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:26, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
If I'm not doing it, how can it make noise? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:34, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
Just because it can. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:41, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
Sounds reasonable. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:44, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:54, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignPost Yeah Baby!

Thank you! You revived USP! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:18, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Mah cooter tastes like butter, y'all!

Only seven mentions of my name in this issue? If Xamralco and Zombiebaron can get issues where every other word is their username, I demand the same treatment! I'm nearly a fourth as important as each of them! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 14 '12 10:34 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:35, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Good writing once again

I did not a double laugh but a triple laugh, which happens rarely. I am laughing at some joke and then there is a funnier joke/line and the laugh becomes more of a screetch and then within seconds I read something even funnier and I can't even make any noise, so it looks like I'm convulsing from epilepsy and perhaps a tear comes out. --ShabiDOO 09:23, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit you

Unprotect your userpage so I can vandalize it. I promise I'll be original this time! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:49, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

Vandalism awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:14, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
I am freaking hilarious. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:29, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
I've always said I had a huge Cock. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:45, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
am a huge cock you should say. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:29, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
Touché. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:29, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit thanks

again for a stellar pee :) --ShabiDOO 03:43, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit srs admin bsns here

Could you fix items 7, 8, 9 and 11 on Special:DoubleRedirects, 'cause being a non-admin and all I can't fix them due to full protection. Thanks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:29, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

I totally handled that. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:40, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
I totally handed your mother rather inappropriately. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:41, June 25, 2012 (UTC)
Chiefjustice was born to two rather over sized earth worms, which would mean technically he has two which one are you talking about? --ShabiDOO 15:17, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit I made a yuky doody

Um... I didn't tell people not to reply to it, though that was funny. I said "talk but not vote". Now I'm going to say "vote but not talk". --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:10, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

I'll be honest, I have no idea what you are talking about. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:48, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
In the recent issue of UnSignpost, you writ that I had created a forum and then asked people not to reply to it. (LOL.) I didn't ask people not to reply to it, I told them to discuss the idea for a while before voting. It's fine (and it's funny that way). --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:20, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
You just don't seem to understand jokes some times. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:43, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
...wut? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:01, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit your userpage

is still vandalised, ordinarily I would fix it, but yah know... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:07, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Indeed. I'm leaving it like that for now to inspire my forces of darkness against you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:26, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit User_talk:The_Atheist_Geek#Sparlock

You might keep an eye on this guy and see if you think his work is humor or vanity. Spıke Ѧ 12:06 2-Jul-12

I've had a look at it, it seems to me that it is very similar to a newly created article on wikipedia which is currently at risk of deletion due to a lack of sources. That said, the bloke seems alright, his response to you was polite enough. Let's see what he makes of it, if it's funny I don't really mind. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:01, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

This article has been re-created on Wikipedia. I'm sure it's the same guy. But he posted additional remarks half an hour after your comment above that further suggests he gets it. Spıke Ѧ 14:44 3-Jul-12

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:08, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Give it to me, paperboy!

Also, could you archive the maintenance box on Cajek if you have time? I added and judged all the last ones from June, and I'd like to do so for the July ones but I don't want to make a mistake while archiving it, also you may want to take a look at the last Pee Review I judged on the maintenance box, it's almost deserving of a ban lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:17, July 5, 2012 (UTC)PS: the last one, added by Saberwolf, is of July. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:20, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Done for you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:53, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks, don't feel like doing it anymore :P Juuuuust kidding! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:55, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Uh=oh, you don't take the date where the review was made, but the date where the review was judged? That fucks up the Top 5 of the month I made, since I took the dates where the reviews were made... :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:59, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
If they're on the Pee list for this month they should be added up for this month. If someone does a review at the end of the month it should be checked before the list is archived for that month. In this case if you can just get rid of any duplicate scores I created, I'd appreciate it. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:03, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Never mind, found them myself. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:06, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
I think you got them. I just wanted you to archive the maintenance box since they were all from June, not judge the reviews! You're one hard worker, reminiscent of well, a hard worker. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
They'll be fine to stay in the maintenance box for this month, we'll just make sure to put them in the right place at the end of the month. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:12, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
OK, leaving that one to you! Nice Unsignpost btw. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit halp

Special:Contributions/‎ vandalbot, please ban. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:44, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Done. Also FU revert conflict. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:54, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
You're welcome. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:13, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Also

I guess this guy will strike tomorrow. be prepared to make an abusefilter.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 08:56, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:40, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit If you ever want to give it a crack

Your crack experience would be welcome here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mattsnow/Quebec City Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:04, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:26, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit The review


I'm kissing you for the useful review!

It'll be very helpful when I start working on it again Chief! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:42, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please read

Forum: Proposed changes to Common.css (2012) --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:35, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

On a side note, I just finished revising my review. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteReshiramOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:27, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

edit Mowgli (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Hey. I have no idea what went down back at the time that this guy was banned, but apparently he's floating around and editing as an IP at the moment, and his edits are good. Given it has been a couple of years, it may be time to lay out the old peace pipe.                               Puppy's talk page12:00 19 Jul

He was blocked as a result of being exceptionally belligerent and rude when approached about whoring his articles on IRC and the Village Dump. He/she/it is welcome to ask to be unblocked if that is what they want. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 05:00, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
The message has been passed on. And that makes it much clearer.                               Puppy's talk page05:23 19 Jul

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:45, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Noob looking for good home

Hi, I'm new here and saw your post on the Adopt-a-Noob page. You sound like a nice person to foster a new puppy noob. Please, please adopt me and be my daddy! I've been wandering lost and (somewhat) alone on the vast streets of Uncyclopediaville and I want a home! (PuppyontheRadio has been a great help, but I don't know if he'll give me a home.)

Please give me a chance! I promise to give you puppy kisses help with whatever you need help with. I can give you my email addy if you can tell me how (so you can contact me offline if you ever feel the need to.


-- EJ Barrett (talk) 21:39, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I can adopt you. Feel free to ask me any questions, email me, ride in a speedboat together, all that sort of thing. I'm more than happy to help you work on any new articles or ideas you have or you can join in with some of the things I tend to work on. If I'm not around then feel free to ask him any questions. Enjoy yourself, I'll be here, delegating. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:38, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit About Gay Hitler

Homosexhakkorset ... could you help me with one thing? I want this image to be either in the title (and still keep the text) or instead of the Uncyclopedia-logo in the corner, but I don't know how to do it. I don't really like the way I've solved it now... Änjelajs (talk) 15:29, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

You can use {{title}} to put a picture in the page-title, or use {{logo}} to replace the Uncyclopedia potato logo with an image of your choice. Both of those templates are made possible with JavaScript, so readers who have JS disabled in their browsers won't see it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 16:29 (UTC)
Also, sorry for butting in on somebody else's talk page. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 16:32 (UTC)
I likewise for butting in on someone's talk page, but I think that Bizzee is slightly incorrect. {{Title}} will allow you to change text and add links, but it refuses to add images (unless he knows a trick that I'm unaware of.) You can kinda remove the existing title with {{title| }} but it's not perfect, and create a faux title (or close to) with {{H1|Gay [[File:Homosexhakkorset.jpg]] Hitler}} just below it. I haven't found a fault free way to add an image as a title myself, however the only page I ever tried to do it on was DESTROY ALL HUMANS!, which has since been destroyed. {{logo}} is the better way to go by far, however.                               Puppy's talk page12:20 21 Jul
What they said. I literally can't think of anything to say, so PENIS to all of you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 00:31, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks everyone, I appreciate it. Änjelajs (talk) 16:03, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your userpage

I prettied it up for you, no need to thank me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:48, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit I failed

My apologies. I keep forgetting when Thursdays come around lately. Anyways, my fault for failing to deliver the unsignpost. I'll get it next time. I promise. Kinda. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 02:53, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey

Hows it? Feel like I haven't said hi in ages. While I'm here, need a judgement call. User:TheTechnoToast/Pot noodle was put there by me when I was trying to be nice to a noob. (In other words, I'm sole contributor in that pages history.) The noob in question imploded before he could understand what that meant, and seems unlikely to return. Given it's an almost word for word copy of Pot noodles, it's not exactly high on my list of pages to keep. I added it to QVFD but it survived (probably because it was in user space). Actually, I don't care if it survives or not, but I feel stupid knocking on your door without some justification. Can I get a cup of sugar while I'm here?                               Puppy's talk page01:16 22 Jul

Alright mate, I am well besides the constant work and the lack of any money. It is splendid to see you back doing stuff and saying things in forums and whatnot. I must ask, when are you going to write something for the UnSignpost so it can be good again? Better than a cup of sugar I will give you a lump of sugar, which is more compact and aerodynamic at high speeds. I deleted the article as the user doesn't seem keen to return any time soon, I can easily restore it later if he does return. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:18, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
A USP article... Yeah, I can get that done over the next few days. I'm not at my most creative at the moment. I've had a couple of false starts, and - same as you - work and money. Work is easy enough that I can do 30 second maintenance stuff (revert stuff, add to QVFD and BP, ICU stuff), but anything requiring more thought is a bastard to get to. I'm still trying to update the mirror, but the media wiki update here has changed exported file structure, which means it stuffs up importing there. From the "close the mirror site" perspective, this could be a good thing. From the "update the mirror" perspective this is a pain in the arse. Also I realised that some of what Carlb did when setting up that mirror means even if I was a 'crat there I can't adjust some stuff that could go against our anti-vanity/anti-cyberbullying ethos here. Annoying, but not insurmountable. Fun times.                               Puppy's talk page10:31 23 Jul
I intended to do something, but that bloody Wikia thing yesterday kept me on patrol all day, so I let it slip. Sorry man.                               Puppy's talk page06:17 26 Jul

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 14:41, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit User:Mattsnow/Quebec City

I tweaked it a whole lot, waddya think? Is the first pic good or should I go with another one? Also, I'm not sure about the caption for the castle pic. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Just wanted to say that I don't want a lenghty review, I only wanted to know if the pics and their captions are good and relate to the text better. No need to read the whole thing, just the pics :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:46, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, your request got lost amidst the log in difficulties and various other complaints. I'll have a look now. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:48, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
The images and captions do work much better, the article feels more encyclopaedic and less schizophrenic. I particularly like the first image which makes the article feel a lot more like a wikipedia article, which is a good thing in this case. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:50, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks! The first pic is the one that kicks off the Quebec City wikipedia article :P We don't hate English tourists by the way lol, I always like when I come across one to practice my spoken English. Have a nice day and don't club too many suspects! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:32, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Feature que

My dearest sweetiest lovliest chiefiest chief. Could you please fill up the que with the next three articles for retro week pretty please? They are:

My sweet darling, I would be so very happy if you would help uncyclopedia have the greatest retro-est week ever :) --ShabiDOO 17:26, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

Did it, I think. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 17:53, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
Not even Jimmy Wales could have done it better. My life long gratitude my dearest dearest internet aquantaince. --ShabiDOO 17:57, July 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit What the fuck

I hate to be rude, but you deleted my article! You deleted it without reading it! Don't ban me or anything, but that's not nice. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:52, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

Firstly, I did read it, I don't know how you infer that I did not. Secondly have you read and understood the vanity policies? If not please do so now. If after doing that you do not appreciate why the article was deleted then understand that vanity articles about users are permitted to an extent where they are amusing and generally when they are not written by the person they are about. Not wishing to sound impolite but why do you imagine anyone would wish to read and article solely about you? The article would be fine to exist as a userpage, but in my judgement it is unsuitable for mainspace. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:10, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, I understand. Maybe I'll actually use it is as my userpage as there is nothing of my userpage now except for some templates, an ever-changing quote box and a music video. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:25, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
I can easily restore it for you so you can do that, just say the word. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:30, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, you can go on ahead and do that. No hard feelings, right? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:40, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
My feelings are all hard. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:46, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Ha ha innuendo! I love it! .....So do you wanna split a sundae with me? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:52, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
I want cream on mine. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 19:59, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
This is too easy. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:01, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Or how about some sour caramel ontop? --ShabiDOO 20:13, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
Whatever goes. You know what, you might speak a different language than me, Chief, but you are A-OK. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:21, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit blarg

I am making sure you reviewed Special:Contributions/ on ban patrol, since I added it like 30 seconds before you did the BPC. o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:34, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

Done it now. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:07, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
Keep your eye on the ball, tut tut Chief. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:13, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
Observes the ball. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:14, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Could you give a bit of slack to this bloke?

I figured he only needed a day-long ban or so, he added a shock link to a page, not an image. If he does it again, then you can get serious on his ass. Sorry if I didn't make that clear on BP. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Aug 6 '12 13:23 (UTC)

Shortened it to a week, I have something of a short fuse for shock links. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:50, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:01, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Oh my Gendall!

Looking for a it huffed & why?

How can we improve this vital articlce?

Thanks for that, I'd made a couple of edits but forgot to log in, is it possible to replace the current template with the earlier one removed. It had internal links to NZ & Helen Clark etc and it would make it easier to redo. Where do I send the cake?Beefhooked (talk) 06:33, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Ganesha

FYI, the article on this Hindu elephant-god that appeared just after you deleted it per VFD is my replacement, a companion to the one on the monkey-god. I had originally copied it to the userspace of User:Singzulu, who seems to know something of Hinduism but isn't here much, but I re-mainspaced it before he could respond. (PS--Time to archive?) Spıke Ѧ 21:29 13-Aug-12

edit Conservative Party

IMHO, 75% of this is bad, and the remaining 25% is just mediocre at best. Given the parochial nature though, figured I'd pass it on to you to decide what to do with it.                               Puppy's talk page10:43 14 Aug

Looking now. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 08:58, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit A Dude

Chief Justice Editor,

would you allow reposting of the 'Cyrus cylinder' article if it were extended. Otherwise please explain the lack of its suitability within the Uncyclopedia domain. Thanks The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs) 08:19, August 16, 2012

The short answer is the article failed based upon a lack of quality. Chief deleted it as it had been added to QVFD as someone felt it was poor quality. It was then deleted with a direction to read the beginner's guide and our humour guide. If you would like to create article for Uncyclopedia it is advised that you create an account and then you may create the page in your own name space and work on it to your hearts content.                               Puppy's talk page08:39 16 Aug

edit VFH

Chief, I saw you on the recent changes, would you change the article in the feature cue if you have a chance? Its still zombie eating. :) --ShabiDOO 14:27, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit Look.

I am going on temporary leave from all Pee-Review duties starting mid-October until December 1 this year. I got finals to prepare then. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:14, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

A whole month of finals? o_o --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:11, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
Yes. Which means that by the time I finish my last exam, I'll hop back to Uncyc and start Peeing and making up better jokes while I'm at it. I'm trying to get ideas from, especially with Photoplasty. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:07, August 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:09, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Main Page gone funny

Hi Chief, the main page is displaying the featured article "twitter". That's it, nothing else. Is this intentional? Ticklethekeys (talk) 09:23, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

yah it is. Because of the nature of the page. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:37, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
i plead ignorance. Honestly didn't know. It was like getting in your car expecting to see familiar scenery and then Twilight Zone music starts as it's different scenery... Okay thanks Frosty. If next time the main page is on fire I won't call 911/999 I shall accept it as part of the show. Daniel. 09:57, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
A funny page? How did that happen?                               Puppy's talk page10:25 23 Aug

edit I made an awful discovery this morning

I learned that my great-great-grandmother was an .... Englishwoman. Do you know what this means, Chief? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 16:12, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

That your great great grandmother was probably a prostitute or a suffragette. Unlucky. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:08, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, that and also it means I'm 1/32 English, which means that I might be related to you way way way way way way way way way back, and that makes me really nervous. How about you? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:51, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit hate hate hat

[4] [5] -- This is why you suck sir. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:02, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

That's it Frosty, I'm taking you off the case. Get your ass in my office with your gun and badge. No, it's not a sex thing, not yet anyway. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:05, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit lolol

Doesn't doing this defeat the purpose of a "mercy move" ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:36, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

In adminship as in theatre, always keep the people guessing. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:54, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
What are we guessing? Don't leave me hanging.                               Puppy's talk page11:16 05 Sep
That's the only way to leave you. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:32, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:44, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit NO U

Block messages when attempting to edit things are ultra annoying!!!!!!!!!111!11!oneoneone ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:24, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

They make for the super lolz. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:25, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
I am calling op abuse on this one, editing my posts, blocking me. Woah is me ;_; ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!)