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Hi!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:46, 10 March 2011

Oh Socky, you rogue. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:48, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
Actually, he's more of a warlock. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:08, 10 March 2011

You're reviewing again!

Ah, that takes me back to 2009. They were simpler, less pink, times. --Black Flamingo 19:56, March 11, 2011 (UTC)

I remember as if it were two years ago. The four of us: me, you, Puppy and Why? all linking arms together and boldly going forward for the glorious final scrum-down. Simpler times... --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:46, March 12, 2011 (UTC)
It's great to see your name in the top 5 again. It's given me a fresh enthusiasm to review, and I'm sure my own reviews have just improved slightly as a result (perhaps because I'm aware you're watching now). Looks like we might get to give out that Outstanding Outhouse after all, if only once. --Black Flamingo 12:20, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, the good old days. Also didn't I do a review this month? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:51, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hey admin dude

I'm totally up for an hourly writing competition Thursday night. One thing though - what time zone(s) are we aiming for? America or UK?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 03:44 Mar 13, 2011

If we do a yank one this week then we can do a European one the next week. I'll hit the forums in a short while then. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:23, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Sure, sounds great. Forum that shit.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:27 Mar 14, 2011


Edit Points

{{To CJDS}} So, what are these "edit points" I keep seeing? Are they the number of bytes I added/took away in the *ahem* contribution?--B1K-- 03:52, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Forum:ED Attack!

I apoligize for making that forum. It really was a stupid idea. Thank you for huffing it. Peace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:20, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

It would be nice if you could think about that before you create them in future. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:21, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
I will think about that. *thinks about that* O.K. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:25, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
Lavender signatures, they hurts our eyes's! Spıke ¬ 18:33 13-Mar-11
Lollipops are cool, though. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:39, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

User Rpr

I've now written to him on his talk page and asked him to read HTBFANJS. We are both making an assumption (though it seems pretty safe to me) regarding what he wanted to do if he had access to those pages. Spıke ¬ 23:42 13-Mar-11

I doubt it will help to be honest. If he never come back I won't lose much sleep. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 23:45, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hey up

Can you delete User:Sog1970/psych now that Bony's moved a copy back to his original page. Diolch --Sog1970 10:42, March 15, 2011 (UTC)

Your bot

Your bot called "Lyrithya" is deleting all the pictures in my articles and its annoying me. Take a look at the page for Railgun - your bot just deleted the main picture of it even though it was an awesome picture. Please make it stop!

KrevNasty 11:37, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Speak to her about it, she became self-aware a few weeks ago. She's like skynet. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:09, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hourly writing competition

Just read your reply at Mordillo's page. I don't suppose either of you would be up for a collaboration somehere down the line? I had a few ideas for the UN:REQ version that I'd like to try out before the Fall TAW. I'd understand if you two were already busy through. MadMax 13:32, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

I'd be happy to do that, the writing competition tomorrow may not happen since we need more interest, but we'll do the European one next week. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:40, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. By the way, I recently wrote a List of writing competitions if you'd like to add it to the list. MadMax 13:50, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hourly writing contest

On the page it says the contest has been changed to Sunday the nineteenth. But the nineteenth is Saturday. Which is it? The nineteenth or Sunday? --Tophat headless 03:05, March 17, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:10, 17 March 2011


ChiefjusticeDS, creator of...?

Knowing you have done good as admin, and taking over the role of "top admin" from Mr.N, I have a good question that i've had for a long time. What significant articles have you created? Just name a few, i'd like to know. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:55, March 18, 2011 (UTC)

When I first joined the site I created some pretty substandard articles that were deleted in double quick time and floated around adding what I considered funny lines to others, inevitably I got blocked for failing to read HTBFANJS. When I came back I decided that I would have a go at some HowTo's, and took on the task of rewriting HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts. It was when I got the pee review on that that I decided to move from writing into reviewing, though that article did go on to be both a featured HowTo and featured article. Beyond that I focussed on reviewing and haven't written much since, I've helped out when asked but I'm less good at maintaining an enthusiasm towards one subject. Now I'm using the UnSignpost to write, I prefer the style to that of normal articles and it suits my present time commitments.
Hope that explains what you were wanting to know. If you must know, the articles I contributed to in my earlier days were Hurricane Of Horrendous Destruction and Death and UnBooks:Catholic Church's Version of Harry Potter, I'm not the creator of those articles but they stick in my mind as the ones I was most eager to contribute to. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:07, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
By the way, who blocked you? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:19, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
This guy. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:20, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Tee hee, now he's not admin anymore for a month. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:51, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Half a month, now! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:55, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
Hey, Froggy, a question. Did you have any idea that the user you banned back then would be the all mighty powerful ChiefjusticeDS? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:01, March 18, 2011 (UTC)
You mean the all-beautiful ChiefjusticeDS, right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:05, 18 March 2011
Says his bot. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:00, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Permission to rollback

These two articles- Human and World War I seem to have been terribly edited over the past few years. They need to be reverted to much earlier versions in order to remove most of the vandalism. Either I'll be needing rollback rights, or you could do something about it. --Scofield 19:23, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

You don't need the special Rollback right in order to roll back--though it is a good idea to publish your intentions to an Admin, especially on the two articles listed above, which might be contentious. If you click on the history tab, then click on any date in the list, you can retrieve the article as it existed on that date. You can edit that and, once saved, all newer changes will be lost. Anyone can do that, and can revert that move. Spıke ¬ 19:32 19-Mar-11

That's what I just did. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:34, March 19, 2011 (UTC)

Gimmee gimmee gimmee

Back my Halloween Yoga Bar page. Thanks. Aleister 20:15 20-3-'11

Done. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:21, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

 ;)

Thanks for the competition Cheif. --ShabiDOO 21:55, March 20, 2011 (UTC)

No problems, thanks for taking part. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:44, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hello

Is this any better from what it was at the point of review? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:07, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

There is some improvement, my main hang-up at the moment is that your language is generally still quite crude; words like "clusterfuck" aren't proffesional and undermine the style you are going for. I personally do not find profanity and crude language particularly amusing, but in your case I'd say your prevailing tone is fine but you need to go for the Wikipedia style rather than the Encyclopaedia Dramatica style. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:46, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
As you wish. Now, where's my flamethrower? I have cleaning to do... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:37, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Should I submit this for review again? Please reply "heer". --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:27, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Slightly old

Could I possibly take a slightly old topic, mix it up and renew it for an UnNews idea I have? Not asking permission, just asking if it would be wise. Thanks dude. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 16:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

The choice of your subject is not what makes it good but rather the way you approach it. There are quite a few articles on here that have been featured with subjects that, in my opinion, aren't particularly great. So have a go, worst that can happen is it doesn't go as well as you hoped. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:49, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Concur. No one has dibs on a topic; just last week we had two articles on the same topic (the latest judge's ruling in Wisconsin) (though I didn't intend two articles originally). You can surely do the same topic, but be sure you add something novel. Also mentioned in UnNews:Style, Sec. 2.5. Spıke ¬ 16:59 21-Mar-11
Thanks guys. Just I have this funny idea (oh please no, not another one) for an UnNews. Gonna mix it up and make it nice and entertaining. ---Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 17:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

"I'm banned from IRC?"

Why? When I try to log on to #Uncyclopedia it instead takes me to #Uncyc-cyber. What's going on? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:36, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

No idea, I'm in that channel at the moment so if you try again I can check you aren't on the ban list. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:42, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, I'll check again (For the 3rd time (¬_¬) ) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:45, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Dunno if it's always been like this, but the chan is +r. Means you have to log into a Freenode account (identify) before you can join. Mister Victim (talk) 16:54, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
The person I have never met is correct. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:57, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
To register use "/nickserv register <password> <e-mail>" but don't type the quotes, or the <> and use a REAL e-mail. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:04, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

I don't have a Freenode account, and I have no idea what the heck your talking about, So I guess I'm not going on IRC anymore. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:28, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Olipro just told you how to get a Freenode account. Go on IRC, type the thing he said, and presto. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:39, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ok, thanks ( ゚Д゚) - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:42, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

I'm still a bit confused myself. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:56, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

We're using +r now because it means twatty trolls like ODST have to register a fresh e-mail in addition to finding a new proxy, making their trolling efforts rather poor -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:13, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

So it is "#uncyclopedia+r" right now, or what is the network name? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 01:23, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
uhm, no. just carry on as usual, the change is transparent (aside from requiring you to identify to nickserv) -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:39, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Look, i'm lost. Can someone put a screenshot of what i'm supposed to do. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 02:20, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Seriously? When did people become unable to figure things out for themselves? InternetVictim and Olipro have described all you need to know. The channel requires you to register in order to join. You join by following the steps Olipro has outlined. Jackofspades (talk) 03:58, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
I consider it an idiot test, if you're too stupid to figure it out, then we don't want you anyway. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:15, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Copy that, paste it in the little square where you talk, fill the stuff in, remember your password, hit yourself for realizing how stupid you were for not even trying that task. Seriously, its laid out black on white. And they call me a n00b.... -Zombie thingI have a talking zombie 19:26, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Figured it out. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:28, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

"Numbers don't get talk pages"

I was trying to leave a message on this asshole's talk page and you deleted the talk page. Apparently 'IP addresses' don't get talk pages. How else am I supposed to complain about anonymous people? --ComradeSlice @ 18:07, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ban patrol. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:11, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
The way I learned it, is that if an IP does something that really isn't so terrible, leaving them an {{Oh dear}} isn't too bad. In the same vein, if they're doing good things, it's acceptable to leave them an {{IPjoin}} --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:12, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
@ChiefjusticeDS, I Have done as you asked. @Thekillerfroggy, nice sig lol. --ComradeSlice @ 18:17, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks! It's the best one in all the land, I think. Much better than Ghelae's, at least. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:18, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
@Thekillerfroggy: Speaking of your signature, is there any particular reason that the 55-X-rule does not apply to you, or are you just such an intimidating figure here on Uncyclopedia that nobody dares to complain (not that I'm complaining)... Schamschi, 19:20, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
He's special. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Sir LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 22:04, 21 March, 2011 (UTC)

Indeed, he is. Schamschi, 22:11, March 21, 2011 (UTC)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
And so am I. Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUN HYPERBOLE. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 TOP 10 TAKE TWO TOP 10 THRICE'D FP A more important FP PMOTM UWotM UGOTM K (PLS KING: IMSPWOAWFM MUD) HAPPY yes that's right I stole TKF's signature and then appended this long and rambling and somewhat inapt message to the end for absolutely no purpose other than to make an asshat of myself on ChiefjusticeDS's talk page, which I can do with impunity for the next nine days or so while I can still unban myself
I just sign thrice. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:59, March 21, 2011 (UTC) MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:59, March 21, 2011 (UTC) MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:59, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

HELP

please Help me on my very first article instead of putting it in ICU...I'm not first-time lucky. !Wacko! 09:27, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Read HTBFANJS and some of our featured articles. Use their style and technique to save your article. If you are still struggling you can try pee review and someone can take a proper in-depth look at your work. Just as a side note; don't remove ICU tags from any article without making major changes or speaking to an admin first, doing so is grounds for a ban. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:58, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

Is the Euro-edition of the hourly writing comp tonight? I see no banners. Has this one been moved to the weekend too? Is anyone taking part besides me?

See above. --Black Flamingo 17:43, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

It isn't tonight, I will start a forum asking people when they want to do it tonight. Watch that space. You can watch this space too but nothing will happen. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:31, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

Question

Am I allowed to change the redirect in Lollipop to my userpage? Just wanted to know if I have potential of getting banned if I did that. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:33, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not a big fan of users doing it when the page is non-existent let alone being a useful redirect. In this case the page in question is serving as a redirect to a mainspace article and more people are likely to want to find that than your userpage. So the answer is no, and there is the reason why. Sorry. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:39, March 23, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated

Hail Chief! I changed the above article back to Jeff Beck. Now the pages UnBooks:Jeff Beck Illustrated and Jeff Beck Illustrated are just redirects. And no longer apply because it is not an illustrated UnBook anymore, so if needed please just delete these two redirects. Thanks much!!!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:34, Mar 24

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011

Delete this article

Delete this one please: Forum:The 1th Annual UnLeaks Liberation Authority-GTC Writing Contest.I renewed the article for my own contest. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:07, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Firestorm Page

I'd like to ask the reason for its deletion & a copy. --Captian Douche Bag 20:14, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Here is your copy and the reason for the deletion was that the construction tag you placed on the article expired and I decided that your article wasn't complete enough for mainspace. I have restored it to your userspace where you can work on it for as long as you like without maintenance tags. If you have any questions about this then feel free to ask. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:22, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Thought I'd get your advice

User:Knitwitted is telling me that User:Samuel Clemens is actually her friend and that she was only jokingly referring to him as her "sockpuppet." I'm not sure I have any reason to disbelieve that. What do you think? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

I think that it can remain banned pending a checkuser, if only to educate her in the existence of the word "friend". I would also question why, if it is the case that it is another person, then an explanation has taken 14 days to appear. Normally if someone is banned indefinitely and they have done nothing wrong, you get a complaint from that person (via email or IRC) very swiftly. The delay makes me doubt the excuse, that said I'll speak to a member of wikia staff about a checkuser as soon as I can. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:21, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Appreciate it! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:24, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Category:Filial Piety Nominations

I was just browsing through the category Category:Filial Piety Nominations and noticed that the entries (i.e. the VFH-pages) are not sorted chronologically. I think it would be useful if they were sorted chronologically, because it would go along better with the purpose of this category. However, to sort them, I would have to edit the old VFH-pages, and I am afraid that I would be breaking any rules by doing that. So I ask you if I am allowed to add sortkeys to the category-tags on these pages because of the special circumstances mentioned before (I know the edit-button doesn't work there, but I can manipulate the URL to contain the index.php-syntax and action=edit etc.). Schamschi, 19:27, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

If you want to do that I don't have a problem with it, I would cite this here. I see what you mean by changing the category order. Thanks for letting me know what you are doing. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:31, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
Alright, thanks! Schamschi, 19:33, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

This is User:Talson Kaot. I was working on an article and it said that you deleted it. Hoping I don't sound like an ass, but I was just wondering what I did wrong so that i don't repeat my mistake in the future.

I can answer that while the Chief is out. Your article was deleted because it was simply the words "Call of Duty Heroes." If something is only a few words long, we delete it: those kinds of articles are just clutter to us, and it's embarrassing if someone comes along and looks up that game and finds only one sentence. If you're going to work on that article at a slow pace, you should work at it at User:Talson Kaot/Call of Duty Heroes. That's in your userspace, and you can keep a one-sentence idea there for as long as you please. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:24, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

I've come a long way

I was browsing through the ban patrol archives and look what I found.

Maniac mcpee ban patrol

I don't know what you were xpecting of me, maybe some one shot vandal that would eventually leave; or a Gomphog wannabe; or something else.

I've come a long way from making silly articles and making sockpuppets.

Thanks for kind of believing in me. Now look where I am. I'm a KUN. I'm a full time article writer, writing classics such as Stupid Cats (with Shabidoo) and A grue did it, among many others. I also brought Uncyclopedia to YouTube.

So thanks again. And fuck you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:20, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

If only you had a little humility, you'd be perfect. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:41, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
What were users saying about me and the FCJ article and such and such? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:53, March 29, 2011 (UTC)

Many thanks

Did you know, that by banning me, you actually forced me to do something constructive for 20 minutes??? Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:47, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

Hey chieffy, I really enjoyed that ban! I loved every minute of it, basking in my own Abdominal pain. I think that Under user's bans are too short, Famine's bans are too long, but yours are juust right. Anyway, Your one of the best users. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 17:41, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Knitwitted

I am sorry about that. I've tried my best to ignore Knitwitted. But with her going around stealing my userspace templates and copying my sig, it gets on my nerves. Hyperbole has already given Knitwitted a warning. Even though Knitwitted is telling everyone that Samuel Clemesn was not her sock, and that they are friends; I still sense that if they want to fool around, they can go on a chatroom on something, because Uncyclopedia is a wiki, not an online social network. Sorry about the threatening, i'm usually a patient person. Cheers. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:49, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

We aren't here to tell people that they can't talk to each other on the wiki. If that's what they want to do fair enough. Best you just avoid them if they bug you, lest you say/do something silly. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:51, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Nah, he took it from my talk page without permission, BUT we are friends so I don't mind. It is a bit counter-friendly for you to threaten him for something with practically no harm caused by the offender. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:56, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

I just checked recent changes and it seems that Kniwitted has put the strawberry lollipop template on Samuel Clemen's wall. And I agree with you, everyone is allowed to talk whether they feel like it; just tell them not to br4ing other users into their personal buisness. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:54, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Deletion summaries

Judging from the VFD deletion reasons can I assume you are as excited for Portal 2 as I am? Jackofspades (talk) 21:15, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Possibly... /Prepares to flood the talk page with a deadly neurotoxin/. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:17, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Portal is the only video-game I've ever completed (except FIFA 2008 [and I lost 4-0 to Belgium] ) mAttlobster. (hello) 21:24, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 21:56, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
They're making a Portal 2? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:14, 30 March 2011
Remember, the Aperture Science "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" is the perfect time to have her tested. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:15, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Tested for what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:28, 30 March 2011
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out. Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:23, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Tested for general ineptitude ! Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:23, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:KIA soldier to receive full-body transplant

Aleister in Chains has reverted a copy-edit I did to this Funnybony article as I was preparing a graphic for the Front Page. Change Summary: I;m going to revert your edits SPIKE. Why? Just to fuck with you. hahahahahahahah heeheeheeheeh hahahsahaahhahaahaha huh? You may wish to sort this out. Spıke ¬ 00:23 31-Mar-11

He's a lunatic. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:55, 31 March 2011
In the one case I think you are both old/wise enough to sort it out without too much bother. If it persists then by all means I will have a word. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:43, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
I needed to hit a tricky golf shot, and, although ne of uncy's best and most productive users, SPIKE still has a stick in the arse and I felt tying a flag around it would give me the direction of the wind. If he hadn't found it within a short period of time I was going to revert, but I kind of knew he'd wander in. Aleister 9:39 31-3-'11

This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

Uncyclopedia's Longest Pee Review (percentage-wise)

I just wrote a Pee Review that is over 300 times longer than the article! I should win some kind of award for that, or maybe even a metal, don't you think? WHY??? 00:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure I have you beat with what is now named An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective :) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Ha! Not even close. Your review has about 1500 words; the article it reviews currently has 36 words. That's a review/article word ratio between 41 and 42. Mine has a ratio of over 300. Not even close. (By the way, if I hadn't made a vow to Goddess never to nominate Unc inside jokes, I might nom your review. Funny stuff.) Compassrose Rabbi WHY??? (What would Zappa do?)  18:39, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Asking Something of you....

Could you restore Game:Salamander, Game:GOD 82 and Game:GOD 76? (into Userspace). PLEASE only the links provided, not the entire games. Also I want the Salamander article as it was prior to 03:18, January 12, 2011. Thanks if you could do this. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:37, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

I've restored those ones to your userspace. As for the Salamander article may I suggest that you head to the Salamander article (I've even linked you there), go into the history and retrieve it yourself. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 22:16, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, I would congratulate you but this new Wikia reskin is giving me Asthenopia so I'll just give you this:

Newcookie Another n00b has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie Another n00b has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


- Barn-owl LOL vandalz 07:15, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

LOL

Early ChiefjusticeDS

I'm gonna tag all the sysops with their original talk page. LOLOLOLOL Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
"...with they are original talk page"? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:10, 2 April 2011
Quiet you Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 03:12, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, man

For... lots of things, really. For organising and setting up and running that contest through both versions, for being on top of things when other people weren't, for cleaning up nigh everything, for sticking around through the month of March even when other admins didn't and continuing to keep everything running despite our best efforts to kill the site, for shining the... pie cake... and wombats. Why is it shining so much? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:39, 2 April 2011

Also, could you be a dear and restore the full history of Edward Cullen somewhere into my userspace? It looks like it could be... incredibly useful for writing an actual article. o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:51, 2 April 2011

There you go. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:37, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
The... the horror... I mean, thanks, but... the horror... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:03, 3 April 2011

writin thingy

Thanks chief again for organizing the writing thingy. --ShabiDOO 19:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Seconded. Most fun I've had on here in a while, even with the poor turnout. Nice work as usual. --Black Flamingo 23:05, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Well done regards organising a writing contest. I did come up with an article but it was too late to include..so perhaps next time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Spam filter's acting up again

I was writing a short story in my Userspace, and it said the spam filter blocked the words "2 s" even though it didn't even contain those strings of characters. Please help!! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

I had the same problem, but I had 7 r instead Gen. Fudgem0bile Is playing Urban Terror 01:05, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
I had a comparable problem. It is starting a line with a number that is crossing the spam filter. You can rewrite to solve the problem. Numbers like 2 and 7 should generally be spelled out anyway. Spıke ¬ 01:09 4-Apr-11
PS--You may also be able to edit a section rather than the whole document to avoid the spam filter. Spıke ¬ 01:12 4-Apr-11
Hopefully someone can fix it. I did quite a few edits on a page recently, a Random page's page, and when I went to look at it the spam filter blocked me. I then even tried editing it with just a space added, blocked to. The article is uneditable, just because it has 7 r on it and you can't edit out the 7 r (I tried) because the filter won't let the page be edited. This seems like throwing the baby into the bathwater, giving it a bath, then throwing it into the mud to dry it off. Aleister 1:17 4-4-'11
The spam filter blocking the start of an edit has never happened to me. Spıke ¬ 01:25 4-Apr-11

What it's blocking is any single digit on a new line immediately followed by a space. If you add anything before the digit, or anything immediately after it that isn't a space, it'll go through.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:27 Mar 22, 2011

From Skully's talkpage, that. There's been some rather irritating spam of late following that pattern, and it does beat rangeblocks... I suppose. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:13, 4 April 2011
Act against the wrongdoer! not the text! Spıke ¬ 01:25 4-Apr-11
Four ranges is a bit much, though, really... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:41, 4 April 2011

Mister Fluffy Admin

I need your help, man. Reassure me that I'm out of my mind, or something. Or not. Either way, some things have gotten rather bonkers and I don't know what to make of it, and I was hoping you could help... there's a bit of it. Would you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:02, 4 April 2011

...

Block. This. Freak. He made fun from you. Must be a crime. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:28, April 4, 2011

Football Thanks

I feel like

These two users are the same person. Will you be a dear and check for me? Thanks. --Tophat headless 22:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

I was just about the say the same thing. Jackofspades (talk) 22:11, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Great minds think alike. --Tophat headless 22:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, we do. Spike sockpuppet 02:50, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'll find out as soon as I can, might be a while it all depends on when I can find Sannse. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:57, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Okay, thanks. --Tophat headless 18:05, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Chrysler and Apple to re-introduce PT Cruiser

A new writer of UnNewses has a lot to learn about Uncyclopedia syntax, and I copy-edited this into shape. However, the two illustrations are from Photobucket; author tried to make them thumbnails without bringing them over, which can't be done.

Though the author fleshed the photos into an UnNews, with words that I trust are his own, my concern is that his essential joke has been stolen from someone else. Spıke ¬ 02:47 6-Apr-11

Where has he stolen the joke from? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:02, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

He is essentially telling the same joke, in a different way, as the person who devised the photos on Photobucket. Spıke ¬ 10:21 6-Apr-11

User:Meishectic

Was on my school IP and I was blocked too :*( Gen. Fudgem0bile Is playing Urban Terror 04:45, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Find him and give him a slap then. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:53, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

This

I don't know what to do with it. ICU? QVFD? Reapply construction tag? No clue, it's too terrible in its current state to be here though. Jackofspades (talk) 21:01, 6 April 2011

On the plus side, at least it is terrible... someone went and created a mainspace article of the title of one of my WIPs, and it's not terrible. Now that's just irritating. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:04, 6 April 2011
That also happened with Serenity. But I barely even worked on it before it was created... Jackofspades (talk) 21:27, 6 April 2011
Unrelated: Could you semi-protect Ninja Pirate? Even if it's just for a month it would probably keep the vandalism down. Jackofspades (talk) 21:47, 6 April 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011


Monstreudle

As per your ransom demand of $5 for the said huffed page, I will hereby renounce any and all associations I had to and with said page upon your said remittance of $5 to cover my said remittal of this here said comment to your said talk page. Kindly forward at your least in convenience. Yours, YarnBall I have a lot of friends here! Where we chill My blog 20:38, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Done. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:53, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Well, that settles it.

The wiki's going to die. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:55, 8 April 2011

D: Chief is to Mars, suddenly! Jackofspades (talk) 21:25, 8 April 2011
You better come back, Chief. YOU BETTER! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 00:16, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Just a Head's up

After a helpful checkuser from sannse, Another_n00b is now persona non grata for what we can call a string of offenses conducted from IPs linked with his account including the earlier ED raid. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:41, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Another_n00b?!?! I never expected him! Wow... --Tophat headless 03:49, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Really? His user page didn't give you a clue? Although it was actually a comment he made to Lyrithya on Illogicopedia about a ban on Uncyc that made me suspicious. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:19, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
I did always find his user page REALLY annoying, but he never showed any signs. Anyway, what did he say to Lyrithya? --Tophat headless 04:33, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

From the grave I shall rise

testing testing -BlueSpiritGuy

Hello hello hello. My my you have been busy (that almost came out busty on my new keyboard). How the hell are you? I am once again submitted to the wonderful phenomenon of third world internet connectivity, so you'd damn better appreciate this, took me forever to get the edit saved. Just wanted to drop in and say hi. Also, all the time I wasted studying paid off, I got a kickass scholarship to come and study in the UK for three years, as of October 2011. So this idea is very tentative, but if you are not very poised on keeping online relationships online, we could maybe meet up sometime. Of course you would also have to factor in the notion that I might be one of Julius Malema's spies who finally killed BlueSpiritGuy and trying now to extend that curtious act. Anyway, if Telkom (the South African telecomunications monopoly) don't get their way, I will be in contact again sometime. But for now it is goodbye. Chat sometime after the 16th of April then. --BlueSpiritGuy 18:48, April 11, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, it's BSGuy! I think you disappeared not long before I did. I haven't been back either. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:54, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
Heeeyy! It is indeed WhyGuy. I did not know that you also vanished for a while! How have you been doing?? --BlueSpiritGuy 15:30, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
How I've been doing WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:56, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry I missed you mate, glad to hear you are keeping ok and will shortly be joining myself and the other fortunate ones aboard this sceptred Isle. Let me know how it goes. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:00, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
No problem. I guess you were busy with the imaginary world outside of Uncyclopedia, commonly referred to as life. I am going to get my agents working on tracking your IP. Then I will pay you a surprise visit when over there and eat your liver. After that I will take over your profile and use it to post annoying messages on everyone's talk pages.--BlueSpiritGuy 16:22, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Ape, Dexter, and E|M|C

I just want to say thank you Chief...Pea Peachess Chess (Chat) 21:10, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

You deleted "GNOME Localisation"!?!

Dude, you deleted http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=GNOME_Localisation The page was full of geeky humor that made sense to the software localisation (translation) community. Simos 14:34, April 13, 2011 (UTC)

The Chief Justice is on vacation. When he returns, he can restore the text to your userspace for additional work, if you like. The article was deleted by vote of the users. The discussion is at Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive225#GNOME Localisation. Spıke ¬ 14:42 13-Apr-11

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

Why? Why? Why?

This is Why? asking about Why?:Why?. Did I get credit for this? If I didn't, I hope I didn't get blamed for it (i.e. I hope it didn't put me off my 100% "in-depth" reviews). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:07, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

I regret that it did. I had very little choice since it isn't really a review. I'd be happy to change the decision if you revised the review or let me know if I've missed something. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:16, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand what "it did." Do you mean that it put me off my 100% "in depth" reviews? The entire article was one word; my review was many times longer than that. It was essentially a joke. Notice the timestamp at the bottom says 00:00 April 1, the first minute of April Fool's Day--if you check the history, you'll see that is also a joke. If you want to simply ignore it and pretend it never happened that would be fine by me. But I can do a "real" review of the one-word article if you want. although I don't know that would actually help anybody--except to get me back to 100%. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:04, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
Still wondering what you'd like me to do, if anything, and what your thoughts on my thoughts to your thoughts on my thoughts are. WHY??? 04:47, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Would it...?

...be useful to provide a list of old user pages of mine that can be deleted? Or would blanking them myself be just as good? They must be wasting space on a server somewhere.

Also,thanks for doing all the stuff that makes this place work that I neither understand nor would wish to do myself.--Sog1970 21:02, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Provide me with a list of your unneeded user pages and I will get rid of them. Also, no sir, thank you. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:11, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
I thopught there'd be more but mostly they're redirecting to the real page. However, these don't seem to be..

User:Sog1970/Salem User:Sog1970/GREX User:Sog1970/god phone thing User:Sog1970:Dr Seuss:The Git Who Stoned Christaians User:Sir Francis Drake User:Sog1970/Stuff

--Sog1970 22:10, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hey

I just noticed you removed my nom of UnScripts:Superman's first adventure after voting against it, but it still had a score of 6.5 , which is still over 50% of the score of the article featured at the time of removal. Also, it even did well at Pee Review, so I was wondering if there was any particular reason it didn't get Quasi-Featured? --Scofield 09:40, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

In my opinion 6.5 is not high enough for a QFA, especially when you only get over the 50% by 0.5, that and I forgot to add the template when I removed the nomination. My suggestion would be that you go back and carry on working at the article and renominate it again in the future. If you did it that way you could get a full feature rather than a QFA which, essentially, is just to make you feel a bit better about getting so close. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:51, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
With all due respect for your opinion as an admin, the current policy on both QFA procedure and Category:Quasi-Featured say it qualifies as Quasi-Featured. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:42, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
He did apply the appropriate template. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:55, 20 April 2011
Great, go and spoil a good legal argument just because the case has already been closed. Don't you remember I'm a time traveler so don't necessarily follow things in chronological order? You were married to me a whole day, and still don't get me. Shame. Just wait til you see our first child. Compassrose Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  05:08, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
I did... and then some. He's you. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:15, 20 April 2011
Oh damn, you weren't supposed to figure that out. Lyrithya, I am your father! No, wait, I am my own father. But now that you know you're both my wife and my Mommy, please don't tell my other Mommy. WHY???| loves Lyrithya! 05:31, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Do you...

Umm... Do you... Use... HotCat? In case you are interested, I made article about it. It`s Writing is still in process, but... Would you? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:22, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

I do use it, but only occasionally. Try contacting some of the more hardcore categorisers like Socky or Mnbvcxz. I can help out if you are struggling, just let me know. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:27, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
I asked from Socky, thanx! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:34, 20 April, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

Please to ban 195.158.67.82, they've recreated that vanity article and appears to have a new IP after RabbiTechno banned him for 3 days - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:23, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry, already been done - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:26, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

Pee review

Hi! I'm kinda confuss.... I reviewed an article on the pee review HowTo:Beat Shaq and then clicked on Tom Waits to lurk only to find out it removed the folder thing in front of said article. Does that mean I "promised" to review the article as said on the page? The problem is I don't know who the heck Tom Waits is, so I won't review it. Thanks. Mattsnow (talk) 23:10, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

So far as I can tell, you haven't done anything wrong. You never promise to review an article unless you actually promise to review it on the article's pee review page. You didn't do that, so you're in the clear. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:25, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ah? OK, good to know. Still learning the ropes! Mattsnow (talk) 07:37, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, the little icon thing just shows you if you've looked at it yourself, ie, opened the page. The entire Pee Review is actually set up as a forum, which is why it does that, but what you've viewed won't affect what other people see. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:40, 21 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

I love ths unsignpost

Especially the section dedicated entirely to me that was lovely. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:23, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Glad to hear it, you big nutter you. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 06:25, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Actually its fucking hilarious that you critisise me for it, I mean I could go back to being a failed writter and everything and give you more maintainance shit to do. THAT WOULD SHOW YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. etc etc that is all. Except its my birthday today, I demand cake. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:31, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Regrettably any tales of cake you may have heard are, regrettably apocryphal. The cake is in fact an outright fabrication. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:14, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Donovan McNabb article

Hey, I was working on my first article back in January and I kind of forgot about it halfway through and it was deleted. Can I have it sent back? Was it deleted for being bad or incomplete?

Assassin

I completely rewrote that article, there is like 2 sentences left from the version when I raped it. I worked a great deal on it, but I think that it would be better suited for the title HowTo:assassinate since the tone suits this a lot better. Maybe we could create that article and rollback all of my edits to keep assassin the way it was like before I started re-writing. I encourage you to go and read it (it's not too long, 6mB I think) so you can make your opinion. (and give me your opinion!) It is important for a n00b like me, did you think it is good? Well I am 100% sure it's better than the original (boasting with sef-confidence here) On a related matter, I slayed 4 persons today, which is well below my average. But the day is not over. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:34, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

I think the article's tone definitely suits a how to a bit better. Yours isn't bad at all, my suggestions would be that you remove some of the profanity and look at tweaking the humour a bit more as some of the jokes fall a bit flat. Consider going back and planning it out, read some featured articles that are similar and look at what they are doing to make their readers laugh. I'd also strongly suggest you get a Pee Review done of the article and work from that, it will give you a much more in-depth look at what needs changing. If you want me to move the article and revert Assassin then just let me know and I'll do that for you. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:59, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Very useful advice. I'll look at it for the profanity. I thaught for myself that the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs at the end was a little too harsh. Should I delete that? I would not want a reader to research that. I read a lot of featured articles since my arrival (damn 5 days ago is a long time lol). They were all masterpieces. I really feel you should rollback before my first edit on said article and move the current article in my usersapce so I can make improvements. Howto:Assassinate (no way in hell I can do that with my current skills) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:28, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
No worries, I'll rollback the changes you made and drop the present article into your userspace. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:18, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
Here it is. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:28, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Got it. Thanks Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:10, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

I got rid of the profanity stuff and "moved" it to mainspace, however, it seems I redirected it instead: HowTo:Become an Assassin. I'd like it to remain into mainspace without the redirect thing. I'll get a Pee Review done after that. How do I move an article from my userspace to mainspace without creating a redirect? (so that it GTFO of my userspace?)

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:28, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

I have another one ready for mainspace: User:Mattsnow/Heaven's Gate Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:49, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
Forget all of this, I managed to put them both on mainspace and submit HowTo:Become an Assassin to a Pee Review. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:46, April 25, 2011 (UTC)


Thingy

Going throught the User creation log to welcome unwelcomed users, I couldn't help but notice three users:

But maybe its just me but I hard to believe three different users have the desire to add -140 after their name in under 24 hours. Just saying. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:12, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

It's a fair point but I'm not seeing any abuse of the accounts at all. I strongly suspect this is down to someone not being fully acquainted with the log in/create account system. I could be wrong of course but I'd say that's more error than malice. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:23, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Petty Bullying/Intelligent Outsourcing.

Well since I've been gone for month, look whose keeping hold of his lunch money and has some kind of self-esteem returning. A lot of people have been forgetting how you're to be treated, with some people on here thinking that you should even be considered human being, or at minimum, a Jew.

That's going to change pretty soon, as you read down, slowly sweating as I assert my phallic presence upon you. I have come to believe that the old ways of hassling you and pushing you around are not degrading enough: So here is the revised bullying 'treatments' for you:

  • You will report back to me with several unpleasant putdowns and nicknames that you yourself must allocate to your wretched person, for my own perverse amusement. These cannot in anyway be flattering, and if they in anyway reflect duel meaning that could describe myself, newer and more unpleasant online victimization will result. You don’t need to worry about whether they are good enough, I will grade these and give feedback on how you can achieve more in your “shitness”, which I have taken upon myself to remind you of.
  • You will nominate more of my articles - and get them featured and ensure that I am venerated on this site more, too many other people have feigned some kind of importance or coolness around here; they must be reminded that they are droopy eyed armless children compared to me.
  • From 21:00 to 06:00 you will go onto Youtube and you will type Limewax, God. You will listen to this at full volume to ensure you get no sleep, or are able to have a social life.

These edicts will ensure that you are fully bullied up, while I attend to various duties and my time-consuming masturbation schedule.

Kind Regards,

Copy of Page?

I made a page on Bo Burnham about a week ago, and forgot when I posted it. I came on a day late and the page was deleted. Can I please have my page back?

--Sycamore (Talk) 16:30, April 25, 2011 (UTC)

I've restored it, do you want it dropping into userspace? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:04, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:05, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Why? Why? Why? the Sequel

Chief, I know you were gone for eight days one week (Say, "Eight Days One Week" could be a cool song title; wonder if anyone's ever done a song like that), so you might have missed this or haven't had time to catch up. But I did have a question Here. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:37, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

I'll change it back and remove the review from your list. May not be straight away but I'll sort it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:56, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you, Chiefster. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:56, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:16, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Swindon Town FC

Hello

I wrote this page and you kinda said it will be deleted soon but can you not because basically among the sport clubs fans these jokes are actually hilarious (if you know about Swindon town you will at least) and if you don't really know about them you can ask me why each joke is especially crafted and funny to these fans!

I haven't said the article will be deleted soon, I just tagged it so that it can be dealt with it if improvements aren't made. We get hundreds of articles along exactly the same lines and yours needs to be of higher quality than those to survive. If you keep working on the article you will be able to avoid getting it deleted, consider looking through HTBFANJS for some tips on the sort of humour we see all the time here and how to make your article work a bit better. You can also consider looking at some of our featured articles to see how a finished article should look. I certainly would rather not delete your article but we need to ensure something is made of it that means it will be understandable/have some appeal beyond fans of the club. It's fine to have in-jokes but some humour that everyone can get is more desirable. Consider this: "Halifax Plc. is a company full of stupid people, especially Howard from the adverts", that is an in-joke on Uncyclopedia and not funny for anyone from America or people who don't know what Halifax was. It would be better to say "Halifax Plc. is full of stupid people, most notably Howard from the television adverts, a man who thinks that you will be far more inclined to get an account with the company if the idea is presented to you in rap format". This is better because the funny part is clear to everyone even though people closer to the subject can see a bit more depth to the joke.
I hope you consider this and do some more work on the article. If you are struggling feel free to ask me for help. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:56, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


I have made some edits and btw those tweets from a player called Simon Ferry are real along with the manager attacking someone and in fact a lot of the stories are true or very close to it! so can you make that thing that says 'this article contains facts because the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction'? I have added some references/ explanation so can you check it and help me make improvements?

I've made some changes for you and dropped a template on, if that's not the right one let me know. My suggestion for improving it would be to make fun of things that have actually happened, it is much better to say "Darth Vader was a sith lord with an exceptionally efficient dry cleaning service.... He's so shiny!" than it is to say "Darth Vader was the son of Elvis and Madonna and was born on a spaceship flying over Morocco". Nonsense will only carry you so far, my suggestion would be to look up the actual founding of the club on Wikipedia and try to parody that. As I mentioned above, take a quick look through HTBFANJS not because I think you can't write but because it tells you the common pitfalls for new writers here. If you need any further help just let me know. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:38, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


I have added some more things about history and rivals etc. (they are all funny but true stories including the banana one) how much more do you reckon i need for it to go off the ICU?

I'd prune the list and some of the more blatant nonsense like the bit about David Blunkett and Stevie Wonder if I was you. I'd also look for some images for it too as images make an article look far better, which can make the difference when an admin reviews your article after the ICU expires. You could also consider getting an account here, that way I could move the article into your userspace where it won't be in danger of getting ICU tags while you are working on it. Up to you. Remember, featured articles on similar topics are really helpful in making your article. Remember lists don't always work with your article and time always = funny. Research your subject on wikipedia and try to use their structure to guide your work. Let me know if you need any more advice. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:26, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


Ok, I have now sorted out all silly content and replaced it with the good stuff! The fans love it already but...

Any further help needed or is it ready?!

Hello? The ICU will be up soon!

You need to sort your images out and get them formatted properly, in order to do that you need to join the wiki and become an autoconfirmed user. I will extend the ICU so that you can keep working, I hope you will consider making an account, mostly because it makes keeping and finding your work much easier. If you are struggling with any of that let me know. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:27, May 3, 2011 (UTC)


Yeah umm unfortunately I don't know how to format these images, the links to them are there if you edit it, i don't know what to do! Do you reckon though that once that is done it will pass?

You need an account to properly upload the images, we can't format them unless they are uploaded. If you do that then I can help, for now I'm afraid I can't do anything about it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:16, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Tis' done! What do you think, is it yet ready or does it need more work done to it to pass? Also i have an account, so whatcha think! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Swindontownfc (talk • contribs)

I've formatted your images and tidied your list up a bit. My advice is that you carry on reading featured articles to get some ideas for how you can improve your humour. Remember that we aren't about making sure your article sticks around we're here to make people laugh and you should always be looking to improve on your work. What I would move onto now is links to other articles and to break up all the text when there are large chunks of prose. I've put some examples of links in for you, consult our editing guide if you are struggling with links and/or images. In terms of the ICU, I will remove it and replace it with another template to see if we can get anyone else to come and work on the article too. This will mean that the article will have no deletion countdown on it. I hope you stick around and work on the article further or try and get involved elsewhere on the wiki, there are and even more that have been requested by readers of Uncyclopedia. Also make sure when you post on talk pages you sign your posts at the end using 4 tildes like this: ~~~~ so we know who you are. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:36, May 7, 2011 (UTC)


Hey well thanks for the advice, I am a bit tired with editing so I may just post it somewhere and see what others do to it! Hopefully it will get better as a result of that!! Swindontownfc 17:22, May 7, 2011 (UTC)


HI again is is same guy, just came back on to find it has been huffed despite you taking away the ICU, what happened??--Swindontownfc 19:18, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

I replaced the ICU with a fix tag and when that expired another administrator put the article in your userspace rather than deleting it, you can still edit it here. Sorry for the late reply. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:05, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

User for you to ban that can't be put on BP for reasons

The user is Horace Horsecollar and it was a semi-sockpuppet created by me unintentionally in October 2010 whilst I was bored. I even was stupid enough to leave a comment "aaahhh uze a nazi" on the talkpage. Glad to have admitted it, I haven't used it since October. Thank you, and good day. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:02, 30 April 2011

I put my own socks on ban patrol all the time. Get some interesting comments from RDB sometimes as a result... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:05, 30 April 2011
As long as you're banning sockpuppets...JackOfSpades42 is also me. Signed up and realized that I had this one..Jackofspades (talk) 21:09, 30 April 2011
Skully, Fnoodle, and awkisopen for me.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:11 Apr 30, 2011
I'm going to create a new sockpuppet, make a few edits, then put it on ban patrol. Fun, fun, fun, but it ain't Friday. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:17, 30 April 2011
I think you managed to list everything that irks ChiefjusticeDS the most in one sentence.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:21 Apr 30, 2011
I can do it in two sentences. lololol ur a bad user11111 y do u suk so much????? Fuck ChiefjusticeDS he's GAY and he dates a guy named Greg. Blank pages. Redirect vandalism to admin's userspaces (eg. Poogaroo redirected to User:ChiefjusticeDS/Poogaroo by some vandal) and getting banned by Olip...oh. Too late. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:24, 30 April 2011

If I remember well

You told me that this article HowTo:Become an Assassin (the first I wrote here) needed some work. That is the best I can do, I got rid of profanity, swearing and 1337 talk. What do you think of it? Well I am working a lot on Quebec, it is an huge task, I know this article (Quebec) is never ever gonna get nom, but I honestly think HowTo:Become an Assassin is ready for VFH since it just came out of a good Pee Review, and you should take a look. If you don't agree fine, I'd never self-nom. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:03, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

What?

Thekillerfroggy once banned me when I talked about making a sockpuppet in the forums. As I didn't actually make a sockpuppet, Olipro reduced my ban settings to a day. I then cleared the air on Thekillerfroggy's talk-page, and FINALLY he let me make a sock. The sock's name was Sgt Pepper's, which Lyrithya listed on Ban Patrol in less than a day. Thekillerfroggy may have spared it a permaban, but yeah, it is a sock, as the userpage clearly suggests. --Scofield 07:47, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Stupid Cats

Sir Justice. Could you please take another look at Stupid Cats if you have a chance. Your pee review helped me edit it and i need a good shove or two. Im also conceptless (i know i always say conce`t concept concept in my pee reviews but im stumped with this one). Any ideas would be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper apreciated :) --ShabiDOO 05:32, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

Please...

Delete my page, Examination Stress. I've rejigged it as an Untweets under another title. Diolch. --Sog1970 22:04, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:16, 5 May 2011

Media Wiki Setup

Can someone explain what the bad word is going on? I keep getting a page asking me to "set up the media wiki." Is it another cache problem? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 11:18, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Clearly the idols are angry. We must sacrifice a new user. We must burn them on a pyre; only their screams will appease the almighty divinities. Or you could have a word with Sannse or Jack Phoenix, since they are the media wiki boffins. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:46, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Your Name Could Be On This Badge


I've only been on here a couple weeks and I have been a dick, had my article deleted, and done some illegal things on here (that I am still not sure how I did it). I keep re-reading all the guides, pamphlets, and brochures - yet I still feel like a 'tard.

I am hoping you can help me out because I feel my job doesn't pay me enough to do the actual work they hired me to do here, so I have a lot of time to spare Monday - Friday in front of a computer. In a sense, I get paid to be here, so I would like dedicate my 40 hour workweek to this community writing well laid articles and editing the ones that could be better. just need some direction. Thanks! user:senceless 14:51, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

If the Chief is not around, try Lyrithya's page. She can also help out with a signature. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks!
I'm happy to adopt you if that's what you're after. It basically boils down to you coming to me if you have any problems or questions about the wiki and I can help you out on any of your articles if you are struggling. You can, as Lyrithya indicated, just ask when the need arises but many new users seem to prefer to use one person. Up to you entirely. I'm happy to help out wherever I can. As a minor point remember to sign your posts on talk pages with 4 tildes, like this: ~~~~. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:34, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Would you be willing to adopt me, too? Or do you still hate me? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:40, 6 May 2011
I'd be happy to adopt you Lyrithya. My forgiveness/kindness/awesomeness knows no bounds. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:15, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
I'm so happy. There are not words to describe how happy you've made me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:23, 6 May 2011

Ahem...

If you are going to ban someone DO NOT delete their talk page. Duh.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:16, 11 May 2011

I deleted it because, while he is banned, he can still view it and in my opinion you and Frosty's comments may have encouraged him to return. The user is banned indefinitely therefore there is no reason for anybody to speak with him so I felt deleting his talk page was an acceptable course of action to lessen the chances of his returning and vandalising the site again. I see no reason why the deletion of the page should be a problem for anybody on the wiki. I hope that makes my reasoning a little clearer. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 13:43, May 11, 2011 (UTC)
And then you would ban me for making a talk page? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE???? suck it, aholes  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:31, 11 May 2011
To paraphrase your above comment in the same style: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? - behaving in a confrontational and standoffish manner is not a wise allocation of your time; if someone has been banned, leaving comments, provocative or otherwise is not something we want to see; the standard MO if someone is banned is to simply move on. If you have an issue with the ban itself then please take it up with the enacting admin in question, if that gets you nowhere, find another admin willing to mediate. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:10, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011

If you think we have problems...

Don't know whether this apposite : http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Citizendium --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:36, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Dearie me, and I thought we were the worst, also; obey my commands mere author type fellow. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:18, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

You helped develop the anti-death drug!

Liquid medicine

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows made it into queue, and now old people will never have to die again! Thanks for your vote (and for featuring the dang thing), man!

--Tophat headless 16:24, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:07, 19 May 2011

Pee Review request

Hi Chief. Just wondering if you had time to look over this request? It was recently in the small tounrament I've been running and Shabidoo was hoping to get a review as soon as possible. Thanks for handling the question on my talk page by the way. MadMax 18:06, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I'll take a look today at some point. No worries. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:30, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Covering a shift at work, will have to be tomorrow that this gets done. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:56, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Take your time....i have a busy weekend ahead. Just nice to know it will be done over the next week. PLEASE don't hold back with problems and recomendations. I love advice and ideas :) --ShabiDOO 18:26, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Here's my new signature!

Looks kinda familiar, doesn't it? --Scofield & Friends 13:33, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, if only I could put my finger on where I have seen the colour scheme before. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:50, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
We all know where it originated!!!--ShabiDOO 16:36, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Scofield's sig must be green! So we can confuse him with Sycamore and Syndrome more often. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 17:34, 21 May 2011

Current Pees

I don't know if you've noticed but there's a bunch of old reviews from 2007/8 on the current pees list. The problem seems to be that they haven't been signed, so I was just going to go through them and paste the reviwer's name in the sig box. No idea why this is happening though. --Black Flamingo 15:44, May 21, 2011 (UTC)

I tried to make a workaround for the fact that certain individuals have taken to saving intermediate drafts and whatnot, which caused them to show up as reviewed when they weren't, and also because they don't render anyway without signatures, but I guess I didn't account for those. The really weird thing, though, is I did that yesterday (or possibly the day before) and when it updated initially, none of the ones you found showed up. Although it took over an hour to do even that. Blah, I guess it's just slow. Is the entire system is borked? Also, sorry about that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:52, 21 May 2011
I might have known you had something to do with it. Well, I think all the old ones have now been properly archived thanks to me, so your workaround thing may be fine. --Black Flamingo 20:02, May 21, 2011 (UTC)
Heee... *grins sheepishly* Thank you for cleaning up after me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:16, 22 May 2011

Adding a link to a template

Something that was bothering before but now I made a note of it. On the page http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Contents under the Super Pages header there are links to Noob of the Month and Writer of the Month but none to Uncyclopedian of the Month. Can that be changed? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:37, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Ask and you shall receive. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:27, May 22, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:07, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

pee review

This was a really great review, especially the ideas and sugestions and the detail to your review/critique. Thanks a million! But I mean a lot! Like seriousely. I mean, i dont want anyone to sew my mouth to your ass, but like...thanks man!!! --ShabiDOO 22:04, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Huff!

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in, Mr! --MrMe 20:21, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

The wall hanging is crooked...

But the funny thing is, it never was quite right, really. Person who put it up tried to take it down, and when the groundskeeper chased it away, it... well...

It went to the zombies. Zombies on IRC. It said... it said it needed to take it down. But the zombies, being brainless, didn't know what to do, so they ambled a bit and nothing happened. But it is its article. It's dealy. All it's done. Will you consider, groundskeeper? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:25, 25 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

Unsignpost

So I made a script to go with the Fnoodle delivery script to add a tab that you click and that prompts you for a header, updates the redirect to point to the UnSignpost you're on (ie, don't do it from an old one), and marks it as ready, and basically saves you the effort of doing even that much by hand. Just add
importScript('User:Lyrithya/usp.js');
to your uncyclopedia.js and purge and all that and it should work rather... er... well, workily. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:47, 26 May 2011

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

Hi. I`m bionic.

And I thankyou for making me into it. I read your beautiful words, and so, I was awakened, which was the beginning of something new. My new sig. Thankyou. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:15 8 June 2011

Kryptonite is misleading

Hail to thee, Chief! A while back you did a very helpful PEE on this article Kriptonite which I took a long time to fix and it is now up on VFH. Unfortunately I am getting complaints from people, good people, holy people, who insist that the spelling MUST be "Kryptonite" - which I agree with, BUT the name has been usurped for some other article not even to do with the subject. Can I recover that name so everything is right? The current off-subject article at Kryptonite can be renamed, and we can have Kryptonite really be about Kryptonite. Right now it is being misused, it seems. You advice and guidance is always greatly appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:45, Jun 8

Dude... I'm trying to sort it for you now... Hi Chief! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:52, Jun 8
It has already been fixed by that man in chains. You guys are saints dressed as clowns, which is awesome!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:00, Jun 8

New Wiki.png

Oi,

I'm a Desciclopédia (portuguese Uncyclopedia) user. We saw your new main logo and we covet like it so. Did you make it? If yes, can you help us makin' a Desciclopédia version of it? (just changin' "Uncyclopedia" to "Desciclopédia", sure). If no (you don't make it), who makes? If no (you make it but you can't do it for us, 'cause you are a bad guy)... OH GET YOUR INCREDIBLE POTATO AND PUT A... "Desciclopédia" subtitle for us... plz! do it for us??? PLEEEASE!

Tanks!

Take a look on our current logo and the fonts stile we have used on there.

Franklin Kerber (en-talk & pt-talk) 21:38, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya is the person to have a word with about it as she made it. All I did was... well nothing. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 21:40, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
I don't have those fonts. I don't have any fonts at all, really, just this odd generic sans that X slapped on everything. And this bizarre generic monospace that it slapped on everything else. And this peculiar generic serif it slaps on a couple of other things. I need to figure out how to make it anti-alias and dither, though... Or how to make anything dither, really. Images keep having these weird red sparkles for some reason... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:22, 8 June 2011

Biopic

You forgot one thing. Add some Canadian pun there. Other than that, good job. It captured me very well. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 22:30, 8 June 2011

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Birthday Deviant

Two years ago today, you arrived here to begin your devious plot to take over Uncyclopedia. And you thought I wasn't paying attention. Compassrose Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  23:02, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

Having just logged in after a month in orbit on Bill Gates's space hotel (which didn't have internet access for some reason) I noticed my Green Hill article is still embarrassingly awaiting review, do you know how I could tear it down? Or maybe you could do it? Thanks :D Shrooms Jello Shrooms 21:12, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Off of pee review that is, not the article itself :o Shrooms Jello Shrooms 21:13, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
I'll do my best mate, can't promise anything but I'll try and get round to it when I have a few hours. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 23:16, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. It's the thought that counts, right?--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 12:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Mr. Admin

Could you please take some sort of action in regards to a thingy? Something about thingies copied from ah thingy but not actually acting as sufficient independent thingy.

A pair of heady others seemed to agree, but they did nothing, and I haven't the heart, myself... but neither am I entirely sure, especially after that, so leaving it to you seems best.

Please forgive my continuing uselessness. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:11, 13 June 2011

Yesh, could you destroy that thingy? I`m afraid I`ve been bad thingy, I shall get the thingy I deserve. Mr. Thingy 09:16 13 June 2011

UnBooks:The bumper book of bunny suicides

I want it in my userspace, with all the images too. It made me laugh. I was about to nom it for VFH, actually. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:13, 13 June 2011

No can do sir, plagiarised material and all. There's a book to buy if you enjoy them. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 23:15, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
I knew i'd seen the pictures somewhere. I once got it as a gift for someone. The same guy did another book called "101 ways to kill your boss", which in fact I own. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 23:38, 13 June 2011
Hmm... Never read that book before... Sad that I didn`t got my first featured article, very sad. But, maybe I should try again? Without the real pictures, of course... Interested? Anyone? Lollipop? My friend? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:38 14 June 2011
I'm working on something you may like. Perhaps we can collab and both get our first features. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:01, 19 June 2011

UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Final Fantasy V

Is it possible that I could have it in my userspace? I was planning to write about it, but I want those pics that were in that version, what YOU huffed. I really can`t remember the names of those. Could you? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:20 17 June 2011

Done. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:17, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
Thankyou! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:19 17 June 2011

Seeing that you stayed long enough

And Sockpuppet of an Unregistered User did not want to co-write an obligatory for Mordillo, we are looking for someone like you who can co-write for UnSignpost. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:57, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

I already did a Mordillo tribute, and I assume you mean obituary rather than obligatory. We don't need another one, at least not right now. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 12:07, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I see. Let's try something different- Aha! Maybe an obituary for the old skin as we are changing into a new one. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:11, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

We'd love to have you...

I know you tend not to write proper articles, but we all know you're secretly really good at writing and being generally funny, so do you want to help out rewriting this? We need more good ideas and less bad ones. Do you want/have time to join in? --Black Flamingo 19:21, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

I can help out if you want. Where do you want me? In a collaborative sense of course. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
Well, if you have any ideas for jokes, just add them to the article itself or the talkpage. Or rewrite some of the weaker ones, of which there are quite a few. Or if you prefer to do nothing that's fine too. The world is your oyster, although I never really liked oysters myself. --Black Flamingo 22:30, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

It seems you incorrectly tagged my Rot Lop Fan article

You seem to think it's "random". It isn't. It is about the Green Lantern Rot Lop Fan. I'm quite sure that anyone familiar with the Green Lantern comics would find this article not at all random and to be quite a beautifully written satire of the blind Lantern. Perhaps you could be so kind as removing the ICU? Thank you and have a nice day. 66.168.176.103 09:10, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

Having done some research on the character prior to placing the ICU I would hesitate to ascribe the "beautifully written satire" label to an article that contains "Rot Lop Fan was born blind and bald. He spent his days wandering around bumping into things". That said on reflection the random ICU tag is on reflection not the most ideal; I will change the tag to a different ICU message. The tag itself will remain however, I'm sure you will agree the article is not in a complete state at the moment and an ICU ensures that the article is dealt with appropriately should you choose to abandon it before finishing it. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:40, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

corrections

Thanks for the corrections on Mahjong. I was going to spend more time on it after~I dealt with this but since it was nominated I gave it the lightening treatment. It would be the third time I turned down a nomination and I think no one would bother nominating any more if I did that. Anyhoo...your detailed and interested peereview was extra apreciated.--ShabiDOO 16:36, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

Any time mate, happy to help. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 23:09, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

Best block log ever!

(Block log) . . ChiefjusticeDS (Talk | contribs) blocked 207.200.116.68 (Talk) with an expiry time of 3 Days (It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again)

LMAO Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:49, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

ban

ban ban. Ban? ban ban ban. Banity-ban ban. ~Ban

Ban! ban ban!! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 15:52, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

I wanna be an admin

Gotta block some vandals and delete some 1000 year old stuff that was marked for deletion -_- --~Bubbles Green •~• (((Talk|Mah boi)))~

I know this isn't any of my business; but in order to become an admin, you have to be voted on VFS (vote for sysops). And even considering you've barely made any edits here (i'm aware that you're on the mirror wiki). Sorry. You can take it from here, Chief. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:35, 26 June 2011
Hey I want to be an admin too!!! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:37, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
I want Lolllipop to become an Admin!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 01:38, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
If I became admin it would be for my site maintenince skills, and scent for trolls and vandals. Also for my good looks. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:41, 26 June 2011
I would make everyones Monobook.css file into wingdings thats what I did to mine :D --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:46, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah...well...Lolllipop would proclaim every thursday...Awsome Day and give us all a paid vacation!!! --ShabiDOO 01:50, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
I'd de-op Skully, then become fuhrer of Uncyclopedia. I'd arrest Lyrithya for attempted murder. Then i'd raid ED and Wikipedia. Then there would be a wiki war. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:03, 26 June 2011
I would all but disappear from the wiki after doing a few maintenance things and then come back and explain to the current admins what they're doing wrong. Pup 02:22 26 Jun '11
If I were an admin,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a good admin.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy ad-,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle -min.
Pup 02:53 26 Jun '11
If I were a rich man... --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:34, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

You need more waffles in your life.

When was the last time you made waffles? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:07, 27 June 2011

Waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:09, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
What are you two waffling about? Pup 07:55 27 Jun '11
Toss the first waffle on the new iron to the birds. Tradition, mon. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:31, 27 June 2011
Let's all go to the park and put birds in the waffle iron. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 08:10, 28 June 2011
Tosses the new iron to the birds Am I doing it right?? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:53, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
You put the birds inside to waffle iron. Tell Ma we're having bird waffles for breakfast. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 08:59, 28 June 2011
Tosses Lollipop to the birds I think I've got it now. Pup 11:07 28 Jun '11
Narrowly escapes the birds Here, puppy, have this nice treat. You want a belly rub? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:41, 29 June 2011

Yo

this seems to be a target for anon spammers, and I've cleaned this off for spam two days in a row. Semi-protect? What you think? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:55, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I've considered semi-protection before, but the page is edited almost solely by IP's and I daresay the content is somewhat amusing to them. As to the spam they just tend to pick an article to hit with spam for a while. I don't think semi-protection is necessary at the moment. If it does become an enduring problem then I'd be happy to reconsider, but for now I don't think it's necessary. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:09, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
Mmmm fair enough, I've just done another spam cleanup on the article, it was spammed again so this is the third day in a row. If I have to come knocking again in the near future protection might be a good idea ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:33, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

WikiFur

Awww. Expansion tags can expire? I don't suppose I can bribe you with furry porn, like Splaka?

I guess we're really not silly or sensible enough to make a great article . . . maybe I should add more root vegetables to our logo, like a carrot or two. The blue paw is so overdone. GreenReaper 07:51, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

You can have it back if you want, I'm currently sifting through a lot of articles so let me know if you want this one back. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:57, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
As I'm incredibly biased, I should leave that up to you and the other admins. It's arguably a vanity page, if only because the Wikipedia article was deleted a while back and it's not that funny. Maybe it'd be funnier if it had more about our climatic battle with Wikia. Dunno. I just do furries. GreenReaper 08:10, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
I'll drop it in your userspace, that way you have a copy which won't be deleted that you can work on if you want to. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:15, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Here it is. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:17, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you! GreenReaper 08:18, June 29, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)


Ghillie Suit

Thanks for the extra time, but I'm really not sure about how I could go about expanding it. Any tips? Seijana 13:20, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Seijana, the areas I think you could look at are things like the history of ghillie suits or the way they are used. Take a look at some of our featured articles on objects, Machine Gun for instance is quite a good one for you. Consider the differences between how ghillie suits are used in real life and how they appear in flims/television. If you are really struggling for inspiration take a look at the wikipedia article they can give you lots of ideas for expansion of concept. I like the way your article is going and it made me smile when I read it through, which is an excellent start. If you are really struggling just let me know and I'll have a more in-depth look for you and maybe make some additions of my own. I hope that helps. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:41, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

thanks

Sun8 ...for helping me get my first article featured !!! :) --ShabiDOO 14:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Well, Well, Well, At Long Last...

Hi, I'd just like a copy of my (former) article, Elbonia. Now that I have an account, I can give it a loving home, where it can grow, live long, prosper, and get its wings. It's time to grow, Elbonia! GROW!!! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

...

I get carried away sometimes. :) Alternate*grammar 15:00, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Here you go. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 18:36, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Since you reviewed this a few months ago

I'll ask in the hopes that you might magically know. Did I make this worse? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:00, 2 July 2011

Please send me the text of the Mahō Sensei Negima page.

I'm sorry, but that page was messed with recently, being moved from Mahō Sensei Negima! to Mahō Sensei Negima (which affected the page "Negima!") and then it was removed from my watch list, so I'm not sure why you deleted it, but please give me the text so that I can fix it up. Thank you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by EvilPuggy (talk • contribs)

It was deleted because the construction tag on it expired. Here is the copy you asked for. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:24, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Night Life

I am really intruged as to what this page is. The fact that I intend to see, has no relation. I was thinking you could resurrect, and I could make a start on it, and the original author could finish it off. I remember seeing this about 2 weeks ago, and I think it should be finished. I was thinking of adding the first 20 pages or so. What do you think? - 62.30.212.210 08:46, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'll think about it, incidentally, it's blindingly obvious you are a certain indefinitely blocked user; I'm in quite a good mood this morning so I've only blocked you for a year, no need to thank me. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 08:57, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Hey Chief

That article you deleted, the Uncyclopedia cheerleader article, was put up for pee review. But I got blocked yesterday for a 21st article on VFD. And today I found that article deleted. Is it possible to at least put the article in the author's user space so I can review. And since there was no way I could complete the review on time do to my one day block, this wouldn't be counted against me, would it? --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:07, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

If the author wants it back then by all means I will restore it. There is no point restoring it if the author is not around to work on it, same goes for your review. If the author wants it back then I will be more than happy to restore the work. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:25, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Front Page (Different Point)

Hi Chief. Can an admin update the winners of last months writer/noob etc on the front page? I noticed you were on today with the ban stick so guess you are monitoring the site. thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

It shall be done! Soon... When I can manage it... I'm not able to do it today because I'm out spying on meeting ladies. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:27, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Can I have the triceratops page back?

I was on vacation, so i couldnt get around to finishing it. thankz boiz--Uncle john 21:19, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Change of skin

Hello, I am the admin of the greek Uncyclopedia "Frikipedia". We would like to change our MonoBook skin to Vector, like you did. The wikia-people say the Vector skin is not available in the system. How did you change it? --188.4.80.230 00:01, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Πήραμε ένα γαϊδουράκι να εξαχθούν ορισμένα λόγια με ένα ραβδί και στη συνέχεια κωδικοποιείται ότι στο σύστημα. Αλλά εάν θέλετε οποιεσδήποτε περισσότερες πληροφορίες ... θα μπορούσατε να μιλήσετε για καλύτερο πρόσωπο μας εάν είναι σε μια καλή διάθεση.
Επίσης, δεν μου αρέσει το κρέας γάιδαρο γιατί τα γούστα, όπως το κρέας αγελάδας, αλλά έχει τις διπλάσιες θερμίδες. Καλή τύχη!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 00:18, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hello Google Translator, I am sorry but this text dosn't make any sense. Try in english. --188.4.80.230 00:45, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hahahaha. I suggested you talk to User:Lyrithya, as she did a LOT of work on it. She is on a break right now after a crazy amount of work on the skin/site. I suppose if you are VERY VERY friendly to her, she might help. If you are nice. P.S. everything I said about donkey meat is completely true! Seriously! --ShabiDOO 00:50, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Donkey Meat? WTF?!?!?!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:01, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

What's so weird with donkey meat? The Chinese eat cockroaches! You said, donkey meat has twice the calories of cow meat, that's why you don't like it. Right? :P Oh and thanks for the help, I will contact her. --188.4.80.230 09:25, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

No problem! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 09:40, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

This is not spam...

UNCYCLOMANIA logo
...this is the greatest opportunity of your life. Summer extravaganza tournament. Teams of 2 or 3 users. Lasts month of August. Tournament wont be the same without you. Don't be an outcaste. CHECK IT OUT. --ShabiDOO 19:17, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Biopic

Verry funny. You made me laugh. Thanks. I would love nothing more than to see you do your freak dance!!! --ShabiDOO 17:01, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Princess Cedelia

So is it OK about what we discussed on IRC (George Carlin)? I thought whoever is in charge of the Hall of Shame simply forgot. I also did it because I assholely believe I am trustworthy, having only a joke ban since I joined 3 months ago and editing the place a lot. In the future, if I get another feature, (especially if it is not a rewrite) should I take the bull by the horns and add it myself? Thanks! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:34, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

No one's in charge of the HS, only the people who remember to add to it. So yeah go ahead! At least that's what I assume y'all are talking about. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:40, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
I just wanted to make sure you didn't make too much typos. Or that you didn't leave your PC open and your kids started editing. Good job, it's an acceptable start! XD Seriously, I'm gonna save myself the surprise next time *looks down with great shame* Snowflake mini