User talk:Cheninquin

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)
Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

Hello, Cheninquin, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 10:56 23-May-13

edit Burundi

Hello and welcome! Thanks for correcting your own edit--When I see something like "playboy mansion", it is easier to undo the edit than to go in and provide the capital letters as you finally did. Now, I am not sure it is really necessary to make up a story to explain why the guy is wearing rabbit ears. The article, though, has fallen into disuse. All that red means that someone coded a [[link]] to another page that no longer exists on Uncyclopedia. Would you take control of this article and whip it into comedy shape? Thanks! Spıke ¬ 10:56 23-May-13

Instead of creating a page "Yellow water" that redirects to Piss (which, by the way, currently redirects somewhere else), what you wanted was a link to Piss that reads Yellow water: [[Piss|Yellow water]]. Spıke ¬ 19:00 23-May-13

Hey! Go to WP:Burundi and read what Burundi's real motto is. What I typed there was humor based on the real motto. What you changed it to was noise. Please change it back! An Infobox is only there to look like Wikipedia; it doesn't have to be as big as the one in Wikipedia, and it doesn't have to have all its fields filled out. Have you ever been to Burundi? Me neither, but now I've been to its Wikipedia article. Some of our readers will have been to Burundi, or maybe even be reading us from Burundi, and they will read it not to follow you or me but because they know something about the real place; we ought to write as though we did too. Spıke ¬ 11:08,15:02 24-May-13

Agreed ,let's turn it into the funniest article but we can say thing like what is partly true. __chen__

Exactly! (See above for "how to post to talk pages.") Spıke ¬ 15:16 24-May-13

edit VFH:EU

Thank you for voting for this article. Much appreciated. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:22, May 25, 2013 (UTC)

It was very . You can add PIGS(Portugal/Ireland/Greece/Span) section to it. I liked the part that Britain prefers to go down with pound and different comparison. Will you please reveiw Burundi and suggest for improvements.Thank You! __chen__

Well thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:39, May 25, 2013 (UTC)

ScottPat, the above was probably a request. Spıke ¬ 10:53 25-May-13
Oh, sorry. What do you mean by PIGS section? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:20, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
No, a request that you review Burundi, which he has been working on (and I have been undoing). It was indeed very. PIGS means to me Portugal/Italy/Greece/Spain, the economic basket-cases of the EU. Spıke ¬ 11:35 25-May-13
Ah right I see. Surely it would be Portugal/Ireland/Greece/Spain. Italy's not doing as badly as Ireland is. Anyway what do you and Chen mean by "It was very" you seem to be missing an adjective and what was very? Burundi or EU? Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:10, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
I don't know what he means. I mean only to imitate him. Spıke ¬ 13:25 25-May-13
Oh fine. Perhaps he was typing in a rush and ommited the word. Shall I review his article as requested by him (I think)? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:30, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah. And I've corrected my first comment. __chen__
Ok. I'll do it on pee review: Pee Review. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:08, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks mate! And write some more article like EU , good luck! __chen__
I'm in the process of writing the review now. It will take me a while but it looks good so far. I have written many more articles and some hopefully as good as the EU article. To view them please go to my User page thanks: User:ScottPat. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:29, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Review: Burundi

I have finished this review which can be found on recently reviewed on pee review. I liked the article a lot. Please return the favour and review another piece of work someone else has stuck on pee review. This ensures that pee review stays alive. Thank you. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:42, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

By the way here's the link: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/BurundiSir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:19, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

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