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edit Welcome 2.0
Hey Cheeseheadted, I noticed you've already created an entire article since you created your account. Good on you...well done. I've read over it and it really seems to have a whole lot of promise. In my opinion (and its just my opinion), I don't think its quite polished yet, though the level of humour writing is pretty high for someone who just signed up. I'd suggest spending a little more time on the article, thinking the whole thing through a little, sending it to have a peereview (someone on the site will do a comprehensive friendly critique of it to help you out with ideas and suggestions. You can also consider finding sommeone to adopt you to help you out with the site which Frosty above mentioned: Adopt-a-Noob program. Anyhoo...good writing and stuff...I'm sorry for the spelling and grammar mystakes in this paragraph, but you should know that its not my fault, you see, I've been having my way with one of your female family members while typing this and I think I have done both admirably! -- 03:32, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
- Reply: Huh? Gandma died 2 years ago?--Cheeseheadted (talk) 03:37, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
- Oh dear...I did it again. -- 03:40, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
In loving memory of Grandma Agnes 1918-2010
"Loving wife, Devoted Grandmother, and founding charter member of the American Anti-Necrophilia Society"
-We miss you, grandma!
edit ICU and VFH
-Whats the ICU test? How do I take it? Where are the study materials? Do I have to pee in a cup? (P.S. You lie! I am "self nom-ing" right now.....Om nom nom nom nom nom nom....mmm cheesefeet good!...nom nom nom nom....... --Cheeseheadted (talk) 23:01, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
edit Hey Cheesey!
Or should I call you Ted? I would love to be your adopter. Just got to move the skeletons of my old adoptees and you're in! If there is anything you need to know I'd be glad to help. Welcome to Uncyclopedia by the way, you'll never leave. --Black Flamingo 19:28, May 3, 2012 (UTC)