User talk:Cheddar Cheesia

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Cheddar Cheesia, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:09, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Cheddar Cheesia

edit Hey

This isn't an instant-message service. If you edit a page, let it go. Someone might respond in a day or two. Or they might not. Continuing to spam a talk page with repeated edits is in very poor form. Especially if the repeated edits are just whining about how nobody is responding.

We've been trying to kill our quote-flood for several months now. One good one will suffice. Maybe two, if they are both killer quotes. Before you add more generic quotes, you should check this out. Really. Welcome back, and I hope you can contribute some funny stuff, rather than your previous works of questionable value. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/29 02:18

Thank you. Sorry, but it's just that the edits go down so quickly when I check recent changes.

Also, about the "killer quotes", are you talking about the "Oscar Wilde's mom" joke?

Cheddar Cheesia 02:20, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm talking about pages like Death, which have a craptastic quoteflood at the top. It would be far more readable, and far more humorous if those 14 quotes were replaced with one good one. If, for example, there were two exceedingly good quotes which fit well, then perhaps both could live there. As it is, many of our pages are 1/2 crappy quotes, which do nothing to make the article (which is the whole point of the un-encyclopedia) any better.
I know that it's easy to edit away, but if you can, avoid recent changes. It's like heroin. Try "what links here" and "random page" instead. Then take your time, and make big, funny edits.
Quality, not quantity. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 11/29 02:28

edit CONGRABULATION!!

YOUR PETITION WORKED!!!1!! YOUR TEH AWSOM!!!!-- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 08:31, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!  :-) It might not of been the petition, but the main page is back the way it should be!

Cheddar Cheesia 21:02, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I can't stand by any longer with this...You do realize this is a satirical webpage? Sometimes changing the main page is satirically changed to make funny light of another webpage...HINTHINT so, when things odd happen, they happen for odd reasons oddly enough. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut

edit Aaah! 12 year olds invading the internet!

(I'm sorry, but someone was going to say it sooner or later.) --L 16:27, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Please stop. It really offends me that you make fun of kids my age. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

Cheddar Cheesia 20:45, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

The last thing we want is to offend anyone. --Sir Jam 13:06, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

edit About those "templates" you created

Those templates you created, the ones at the bottom ur user page, well, they aren't templates. They're pictures, and ones made under MS paint. If you want to be serious about uncyc, i suggest you A:Learn how to make actual templates (there are lots of people around here who would be happy to do that) and more importantly B:Get a better picture editor. Photoshop would be ideal, but seeing as ur just a 12 year old that might be a little bit too expensive, but GIMP is like photoshop and its free, so that might be your ideal editor: http://www.gimp.org/.

Ps, the reason everyones making fun of you because your 12 is because the last 12 year old who came on here turned out to be better and funnier than most of them put together. --Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 08:17, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Game:MySpace:The Game

Moved it back. Got another User. Becomin' more community than vanity. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 02:46, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you! Cheddar Cheesia 03:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Your Ban and You

If you can provide me with a 2 paragraph essay on why your edits here were bad, I'll unban you. That will demonstrate to me that you can read and follow directions. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 20:05

Close! You got 1/2 of it. Now how about the other 1/2? There was another important thing you missed! Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/23 22:53
Still missing the important bits. Try reading the page slowly and carefully. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/24 00:00
And you're still missing it. Try reading this section. Very, very carefully. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/24 00:24
Close enough. I'll assume you'll read the last #2 at the top before you get any bright ideas about removing stuff from the page. Edit the section that says edit. Inside it it has instructions & a blank table for you to cut & paste to start you off. If there are less than 15 entries, you may add one. If there are not, vote on some of the bottom ones to get them off the pile. Once a happy admin comes along, whacks some articles, and archives them until there's less than 15, you may add your entry. Reading instructions is your friend. Not reading instructions makes me flamey. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 03/24 00:59
Thank you. I've learned my lesson. Cheddar Cheesia 01:50, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

edit I'm sorry

...for my actions on IRC. I felt bad cause I think you got the impression I was a total asshole. I'm really not, your name jsut sounded familiar. Anyways, sorry, I'm really quite nice, and I can't pick on a kid. :-(((( It's not the Ouroboros thing to do. Please accept this bolded text as a token of my friendship passive acquaintance. --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:22, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THAT HERETIC! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG AND INNOCENT TO HEAR THE EVIL PREACHINGS OF OUROBOROS! IN BENSONS NAME, I WILL PROTECT YOU!--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:22, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

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