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Archives Bitch!

2009
February 19 - March 27, March 28 - May 1, Whore Dramathon, May 2 - May 20, May 21 - June 4, June 5 - Sept. 26


As Always, Whoring Is illegal ENCOURAGED Here. YAY WHORING!!!


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[edit] RAPE!

I got you good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:45, 26 September 2009

Oh yeah. So good baby. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     16:46,26September,2009

[edit] Thought I'd give this a try

Hi Chedds, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter 18:40, Sep 30

Hmm. Kinda surprised you came to me as an "active reviewer" who has "done a bunch of reviews already this year," even though I haven't reviewed since June (as you can see if you look at my user page). But I guess, if I get the chance to, I'll try to get in a review or two. No promises though. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     19:40,30September,2009
Well, in truth, it was more "you are active, and have shown you are capable of doing good reviews" - there are rarely many people active reviewing at any one time! But it would be much appreciated if you could - as I say, I understand if you can't. --UU - natter 22:04, Sep 30
Yeah, I'll try. It's been a pretty busy time, but I'm sure you know that (since you already said that). Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     23:29,30September,2009

[edit] So...

...my girlfriend and I get to go see Mastodon on October 24th. Yeah, pretty awesome, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

...at the natural history museum? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:10 October 1 '09
No, at the Hamburg Agri-Center with Dethklok and some shitty other bands I don't care about. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:57, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Mastodon is okay, but I love Dethklok! Just got their new album on Tuesday. And I hate you now Guilds. BITCH. By the way, what are the other bands? I might like them... Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     19:30,1October,2009
wtf? Dethklok plays live? i thought they played for that metalocalypse only.. Stupid me • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 19:36 October 1 '09
Yeah, but it's not exactly the same. For the show, Brendan Small does both guitars, bass, and vocals. Live he only does lead guitar and vocals. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg     19:38,1October,2009
The other bands are Converge and High on Fire. And yes, you should hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:52, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sig steal

At the count to a million forum! Yay! [/zh] 11:00 October 4

I noticed... [/zh] 13:30 October 4

[edit] It's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Brute! Boinc! 00:15, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

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October 1st, 2009 • Issue 66• Now With 40% More Pictures of Cats with Humorous Captions!

Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness

By Gerrycheevers

The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes.

This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy.

Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest'

By Gerrycheevers

This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball.

Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia.

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Biopic of the Week

Since exploding onto the Uncyclopedia scene in 2007, MacMania has developed into a fine-tuned humor machine. His recent writing endeavors have earned him a Writer of the Month nod, and as such, he is certainly a user worthy of biopication. His current sabbatical makes UnSignpost editors sad, but perhaps a constant spamming of his userpage with pleas to return will accelerate his comeback. UnSignpost readers, away!

Old School Featured Article

I Can't Believe it's Not Murder is the preferred alternative of first degree murder that celebrities, famous sports stars, politicians, and otherwise prominent individuals take advantage of in courts of law. It is similar to being found guilty of first degree murder, though this version avoids the undesirable consequences such as jail time, fines, probation, and the unsightly community service.

Random Thought of the Week

Dippin' Dots have been the ice cream of the future for like ten years. Shouldn't they be the ice cream of the present by now?

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[edit] UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

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October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.

The End is Nigh... Once Again

By The Sockinator

Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N.

UFFL Update

By Guildensternenstein

The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster.

In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season.

Standings:

  1. Domestic Team Name (4-0)
  2. Sternensteinenstine (3-1)
  3. John Curry All-Stars (3-1)
  4. The Dudes (3-1)
  5. Oklahoma City Storm (2-2)
  6. Dibiase’s Millions (1-3)
  7. Cheddar’s Doritians (0-4)
  8. The Winnerz (0-4)
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Random Cajek sighting of the Week

Yea, verily, he did come unto us and delivereth a new article. Then he updatedeth his userpage, and fuckethed offeth again. These are enlightened times, my friends!

Random Thought of The Week

Remember when Uncyclopedia was full of vanity and Pokemon? Wait, it still is.

Emergency of the Week

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[edit] Dude WTF

I can count the number of good things you've written since your one FA on Yettie's penis. Who are you and what have you done to the person who wrote HowTo:Get Over Jenny? If you have him locked in your basement, please remember to at least feed him occasionally. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:25, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh no, he let me out about 3 months ago. But really, I am kinda ashamed of myself. I was so proud of my Jenny article, but after Leprechaun, I began to have less spare time, and since then I haven't had much time to just sit down and just write. I keep trying to, but either something comes up that I gotta do, or I just get stumped trying to come up with and good idea. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:14,19October,2009
By the way, I am slowly working on rewriting the 2nd half of Leprechaun. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:16,19October,2009

[edit] UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

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October 22nd, 2009 • Issue 68 • Semi-endorsed by Journalism Union #448

Invisible UnSignpost Issue Confuses, Annoys Readers

By Gerrycheevers

As a gag/publicity stunt/desperate cry for attention, last week's edition of Uncyclopedia's most beloved and 3rd most cherished newspaper, the UnSignpost, was rendered invisible before being delivered. After the issue was wrapped up, UnSignpost contributing editors Dexter111344 and Socky used their inherent superpowers or something to cause the issue to not appear on user's talk pages when delivered. In addition, further enhancements rendered each user's talk page history to not be altered upon delivery, thus completely erasing any evidence that the issue was delivered or even existed at any point.

Feedback thus far has been overwhelmingly negative, with angry subscribers sending death threats and exploding telegrams to the UnSignpost office for the past four days. UnSignpost Executive in Charge of Sniffing Mail, Dognewspaper (pictured), luckily suffered only minor burns and a singed tail. The UnSignpost staff would like to formally apologize to its readers, and assure them that each subsequent issue will be at least partly visible.

Poo Lit Report

By Electrified mocha chinchilla

After giving the writers time to work on their pieces, and Modus taking time enjoying the disqualification of entries for failing the mandatory steroids screening, the 8nd Edition of the Poo Lit Surprise is in its final stages – judging. This is the time where writers who entered play with their genitals out of anxiety and nervousness, and attempt to bribe the judges with sexual favors and pie.

This PLS saw a great number of entries in the Best Alternate Namespace Article. The reasoning for this, some believe, is that everyone is utterly bat fuck insane and forgot how to write regular namespace articles. Despite being held just prior to the Turkey Day Ball and Conservation Week, the turn-out was overall not bad; Modus' corporate-funded campaign for the PLS is primarily to blame for this. Speaking of corporate funding, it was indicated that there will be prize money for this edition of the PLS despite Wikia's refusal to hook a brotha' up. All irrevocable blame for Wikia's unfortunate decision has been directed at Sannse for good reason.

UPDATE Winners have been announced; congratulations to all of them. According to Modusoperandi, the next PLS is expected to be held, "When the next guy remembers it's late."

Fantasy Football Update

By Guildensternenstein

Things are really heating up in the UFFL as midseason nears, and Week Six’s storylines were of upset, domination, and redemption. Led by Tom Brady, the always-solid New England Patriots Domestic Team Name blew out the hapless Tennessee Titans Winnerz by an insane 109.38 to 0 after choking down a hard loss the previous week. The ironically-named Winnerz, on the other hand, still have yet to win a game. After a lackluster showing last week, The John Curry All-Stars earned a solid win against The Dudes, unseating them of their erstwhile #1 ranking in the process. After starting the season 0-4, Cheddar’s Doritians earned their second consecutive win, albeit against the floundering Dibiase’s Millions. Finally, Sternensteinenstine resoundingly defeated Oklahoma City Storm 164.06 to 118.98 after a lackluster showing the previous week, catapulting the Nazi-run team back atop the UFFL standings.

In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine looks to stay atop the UFFL rankings against a resurgent Cheddar’s Doritians, Domestic Team Name looks to retake the #1 spot against a very solid John Curry All-Stars, Oklahoma City Storm and The Dudes face off, and the bottom-dwelling dog-fucking last-placers Dibiase’s Millions and The Winnerz will look to see which one of them is shittier.

Standings:

  1. Sternensteinenstine (5-1)
  2. Domestic Team Name (5-1)
  3. The Dudes (4-2)
  4. John Curry All-Stars (4-2)
  5. Oklahoma City Storm (3-3)
  6. Cheddar’s Doritians (2-4)
  7. Dibiase’s Millions (1-5)
  8. The Winnerz (0-6)

IT'S OVER 25,000!!! Maybe.

By Electrified mocha chinchilla

Uncyclopedia just might make the mark of 25,000 articles. Sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow. Surely it's yet another milestone that only puts us that much more ahead of Wikipedia, Conservapedia, and Das Kapital combined in content. However, thoughts from the rest of the community on what this means for our beloved wiki have been varyingly expressed as joyous, apathetic, dismal, and downright nonsensical. "But even with 25,000 articles, we're still 65,000 short of being strong enough to fight Captain Ginyu," says the attractive Guildensternenstein as we stop him on his way to Planet Namek. Others offer real conversation of a possible reskin and doubts that the mark will actually be reached with Forest Fire Week probably happening sometime. Maybe.

Discussion started by an attention whore in Miniluv over the Welcoming Committee and their welcoming template(s) has sparked the particular attention of many Uncyclopedians, most of whom by their own admission have never read the welcoming template, HTBFANJS, BGBU, any of the other things the welcome template advises new users to read, or have heard of Uncyclopedia. The recent round of QQ'ing and debating over the alleged poor quality of Uncyclopedia, as highlighted in the last edition's piece about the end being nigh and a Poo Lit Surprise nomination, can come to a close. It is this writer's observation that Uncyclopedia is the worst because nobody cares about editing guides which make confusing acronyms. Obvious correlation is obvious.

On our final stop in our stroll through the Village Dump, to your left you will see that a n00b was just kidding, jeez, and to your right you will see that Rockstar Games reads Uncyclopedia. In the former, users urge the poor fellow to read HTBFANJS and BGBU (the same ones that they probably haven't read). If anything is to be drawn from this, it is that true editing comes from within. Or something.

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Biopic of the Week

Sog1970 has churned out a dozen featured articles in just a few short months, earning him a Writer of the Month nod and now, the most esteemed honor on Uncyclopedia, an UnSignpost biopic. The lack of information on his user page makes writing said biopic rather difficult, but let it be known that Sog radiates awesome.

Old School Featured Article of the Week

Life's Answerable Questions are a series of ponderances and queriums that have most certainly not chafed at mankind the way other, more disgustingly unanswerable questions have. For example, asking "What's new?" to a stranger will certainly elicit a less confused response than one of those other questions. You know the ones we mean.

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Random Obscene Japanese Lesson
  • "Kimi no te de boku o ikasete." means "Make me cum with your hand."
  • "Kimi no oppai ga DEKAI yo! Ii nee." means "Your breasts are HUGE! Nice."
  • "Omawarisan! Chikan o tsuka-mate!" means "Police! Arrest this pervert!"

That should keep you little squirts happy...

Reason to Leave Uncyc #387

Still no good restaurants.

This Week in Uncyc, 1933

With the United States deep in a depression, the Uncyclopedia tri-weekly newsreel tried to lighten the mood by poking fun at American President Herbert Hoover and his bumbling sidekick of a Vice President, the famed Charles Curtis. Gags included, and were limited to, both individuals being hit repeatedly with rubber chickens.

Mass Delusion of the Week

Last week, many users claim to have had similar psychic visions of an alternate Main Page, which told them to do things in a calm, soothing voice. Such notions are of course nonsense; 7 out of the 10 members who sit on the Uncyclopedia Paranormal Activity Investigation and Acupuncture Licensing Board agree that a combination of swamp gas and Venus caused some users to hallucinate vividly, some nearly to the point of seizure.

Record for Most Boxes Tied

Due to the overwhelmingly large number of stories in this week's extremely humorous edition of the UnSignpost, a correspondingly overwhelmingly large number of space-wasting side boxes had to be added to cause the issue to weigh equally on both sides of reader's talk pages. As a result, the record for number of such boxes has been tied; this issue, along with the March 24th, 1983 edition, have had the most wasted space!

Record Broken!!!
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9001(bot) Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:07, Oct 23

[edit] Hey, puttana

How's DC? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Why not ask me about Dexter's Cock? I think I'd know better. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 17:17, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Unless you can autofellate, he knows better • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:21, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
D.C. was nice. About 38 people asked me for money. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 17:38,25October,2009
Does that have anything to do with the "38 hobos mysteriously murdered in Washington D.C." headlines thing on FOXNEWS? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 18:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
God, FOX NEWS fucks everything up. There wasn't anything mysterious about it. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 18:37,25October,2009
I disagree. Death by "choking on pizza" IS mysterious.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 18:44, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
I guess you got me on that one. At least they left out the guy who "fell" off the cruise ship. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 21:09,25October,2009
How do you chock on a pizza? And what is chocking?
User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio
03:28, 26/10/2009
What are you talking about? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 09:20, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
HAHA YOu KNOW NO GOOD GRAMMERS R0LOFFOL - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 11:05,26October,2009

[edit] So, to revive a long-dead conversation from like a month ago...

...I saw Mastodon and Dethklok over the weekend with my girlfriend and it was fuckin' awesome. Just thought I'd let you know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

at the natural history museum? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 07:35, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I was at the natural history museum! It was totally not metal. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 11:08,27October,2009
I heard that strange things happen there every night. Is it true? • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 15:12, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, if you stay there at night, the dinosaur will come to life, and try to rape you. And by try, I mean he WILL rape you. Kinda hard to defend against an undead dinosaur. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 19:29,27October,2009
Point of order. He's not undead, he's an animated model. Animated via demonic possession, or some such shit. So it's actually a demon dinosaur trying to rape you. Of course, as soon as penetration has been achieved, I don't think the semantics will really help.
User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio
00:32, 28/10/2009
Agreed. I'm pretty sure that if any time of dinosaur skeleton tries to rape you, you're pretty much screwed. Literally. And painfully. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:12,28October,2009

[edit] UnSignpost 29-10-2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

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October 29th, 2009 • Issue 69 • Hehehe, 69

Better than ED, of course

By Electrified mocha chinchilla

After having hit the 25,000 articles mark, it's worth knowing what other people think of this wiki as it's walking down the sidewalk in its high heels and short skirt. So here are some Google searches for hits on Uncyclopedia in the last week and what it came up with:

A Star Control II forum or something-rather found here remarks on Uncyclopedia's SC2 article and other entries. Lauding such as "Uncyclopedia rocks..." overshadowed the naysaying remarks about the wiki being immature and for poopfaced doo-doo heads. The most insightful comment, by a user dubbed "Son of Atares", says, "It definitely beats Enyclopedia Dramatica in terms of funny, but that really isn't saying anything at all." Agreed.

On a Polish forum for Polish things, Polish people, and Polish things that Polish people do, some Poles or something have a great laugh at Uncyclopedia making fun of their homecountry. One ED fangirl attempts to advertise her nonsense, only to be ignored over the lulz and tears shed from reading Uncyclopedia.

Finally, a forum for progressive rock fans also enjoys some laughs at the prog rock article and the article about their own forum. That guy from There Will Be Blood blatantly lies in an attempt to seem better than thou by boldly claiming, "Uncyclopedia is not funny." Our official response to this criticism? He likes Miley Cyrus. Been there, done that, got the genital warts. The last post to the forum by the gender-confused dinosaur Littlefoot from The Land Before Time reads, " I actually think the prog articles and ProgArchives pages on Uncyclopedia are generally embarrassing attempts at funny by people who do not understand subtlety or delivery in comedy." And then a smiley face, because I guess he pwnt us or something.

Fantasy Football Midseason Meanderings

By Guildensternenstein

In real sports, midseason is typically when “experts” make “predictions” about how “the rest of the season” will “play out,” and the UFFL is no exception. Here are this author’s predictions for the rest of the season, by team:

1. Sternensteinenstine (6-1): Already a game ahead and looking forward to a soft schedule in the coming weeks, Sternensteinenstine’s dominance of the UFFL will continue for the foreseeable future. In all likelihood, the Nazi Juggernaut will sweep the rest of the season with relative ease, become overconfident, take on the world’s largest nation by land area, and eventually be defeated by an international alliance in mankind’s most destructive conflict ever. Finish 13-1 (#1 seed), at the cost of 3.7 million casualties.

2. The Dudes (5-2): Facing a similarly weak series of opponents in weeks hence, The Dudes look to continue their winning ways. At about Week 11, though, they’ll run into trouble, and spend the rest of their season getting high. Finish 8-6 (#4 seed).

3. Domestic Team Name (5-2): A solid team built around consistent players, the team of housewives and aprons does relatively well the rest of the year, but gets screwed Week 8 for not having the foresight to draft a quarterback that doesn’t have a bye in Week 8. Finish 10-4 (#2 seed).

4. John Curry All-Stars (5-2): Another solid team, the All-Stars will play well for the rest of the season, but wane down the stretch when their manager loses interest in favor of watching hockey. They still make the playoffs, however. Finish 57-25-11 9-5 (#3 seed).

5. Oklahoma City Storm (3-4): OCS is a hard seed to crack. Despite possessing one of the league’s most devoted managers, too much depends on inconsistent and disappointing players at key positions, not to mention the team’s susceptibility to tornadoes. Finish 6-8.

6. Dibiase’s Millions (2-5): The victim of not one, but two running back busts, Dibiase’s Millions have been struggling to find their stride all year, and given the production of Matt Forte and Steven Jackson, will continue to do so. Finish 4-10.

7. Cheddar’s Doritians (2-5): Though they have won two of their last three games, Cheddar’s Doritans will more than likely miss the playoffs due to their slow start. Putting too much faith in one team probably doesn’t help, either. Finish 6-8.

8. The Winnerz (0-7): Ironically enough, the Winnerz can't win. Even more ironically, if the Winnerz could figure out how to select their starting roster, they wouldn’t be half-bad. Unfortunately, signs point to the team not being able to figure that out, at least for this and possibly next season. Finish 0-14.

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With the Crusades in full swing, Uncyclopedia took full advantage by publishing searing article after searing article mocking the Holy Roman Empire. Of course, Uncyclopedia was then known as Ye Oldde Unſſyloppediary Almanacke and was written mostly on bits of wood, and the 'searing' quality of the articles was mostly due to the intense flammability of that wood.

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With the PLS recently wrapping up, Conservation Week in full swing, and the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball rapidly approaching, Uncyclopedians have a November-appropriate cornucopia of opportunities for the crushing defeat associated with losing one or more of these competitions.

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9001(bot) Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:30, Nov 3

That UFFL report is soooo racist. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 02:06,3November,2009

[edit] Yo, dawg

Go vote necropaxx for UOTM • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 06:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Collab

This. I'm rewriting it, and I need your help.. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 06:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hm... a collab you say? Explain... - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:51,5November,2009
Me, you and necropax write an article together. It turns out to be funny. It gets featured. We get cookies. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 21:07, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I think I can make time for my wittle Mooshikins. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 21:26,5November,2009

[edit] Leprechaun Golden Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed Leprechaun based on version 4204510 of 02:35, November 7, 2009. I hope this helps!     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  04:38, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Not Italian!

I'm not Italian. I'm from canton Ticino. Swuisse. We speak Italian there.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 12:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

That's good enough. Add your name to the list. Please? e only have 2 members as of now. My Italian revolution isn't working so well. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 14:27,7November,2009
done it.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 14:54, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
That's crazy. How can you not be Italian if you speak Italian? That's like saying there are people who speak English who aren't English! Oh, wait. Ah, forget I was here.     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  17:08, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Ahem. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 17:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 17:20,7November,2009

Sono svizzero. In svizzera si parlano 4 lingue diverse, fra qui l'italiano (esattamente dove vivo io). Parlo italiano, ma non è quellala mia nazionalità.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 23:03, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Quindi provare att tolka vad Io sono säger. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:43,7November,2009
Sono Australiano, ma parlo italiano un po. And my grammar sucks.
User:PuppyOnTheRadioUser talk:PuppyOnTheRadioSpecial:Contributions/PuppyOnTheRadioPuppyOnTheRadio
Actually that grammar was pretty accurate. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:05,8November,2009
Only by luck.
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Puppy "know" On "it" The "all" Radio, Awesomeness Incarnate™. • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 13:33, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Mah "smart" Moosh "ass" A, Egyptian™. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 13:45,8November,2009

[edit] UFFL

good thing you have cutler on your bench, or i'd be taking a bath with a toaster right about now...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

son of a bitch. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:15,8November,2009
the eagles better suck testicle tonight! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:56, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Unless the combined score of the 5 Eagles is less than 20, you're pretty much screwed. Still, I'll only be at 4-5, and you'll have 6-3 - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:10,9November,2009
i don't care, the eagles better get shutout, and also give up dozens of points because you have their defense!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:07, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Your symbol and my user page

About your little gun in a hand symbol or whatever it is, the one that has a mouse over message about Jenny, it won't stay in one place on my talk page. Every time someone posts something, it's somewhere else, usually covering up a heading or part of a message. Can you fix it, please? Thanks.     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  22:25, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What? That's never happened anywhere. Check the coding. Someone might have accidently changed something on your page, or someone edited wrong or something. That problem has never occurred with the actual sig. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:14,12November,2009
You have to understand that I'm code cursed here. That's why I became an Uncyclopedia rector, so I can perform bad code exorcisms.     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  23:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Wait my sig's not even on your page. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:04,13November,2009
I archived the troublesome page. It's at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/archive4     Father Xmas WHY??? (confessions)  04:18, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, wait a minute...

Something is REALLY wrong with your userpage. REALLY wrong. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:12, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Which is...? - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 04:03,13November,2009
Part of your page is past the category bar, and some of your text is fused together. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 04:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
Well what browser are you using? It looks fine on Safari. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:59,14November,2009
I'm using Internet Explorer.   Oh, so it's browser specific...   --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:43, Nov 15 2009

[edit] Poke Rape

Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!

Iwillkillyou333 sent out Pikachu!

Pikachu, use Thunderrape!

Pikachu: Pi, ka, CHU!

Pikachu uses Thunderrape! Critical Hit! Its super Effective! CheddarBBQ fainted

Ha ha, you got owned by a Pokemon!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 17:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. That would've been awesome if I had just archived my talk page. A pretty original rape. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 18:17,13November,2009
Yeah I got tired of waiting for you to archived, so I did it anyways--WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 18:29, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Lookin' for a good time?

Well you'll find it over at Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Fish, where you still haven't voted. Please read the article first and feel free to vote against if you hate it, but for gosh sakes just VOTE!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Saturday, 22:35, Nov 14 2009

Whore. `- ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:59,14November,2009
Captain Obvious. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Sunday, 00:26, Nov 15 2009

[edit] Why did you erase my forum post?

I'm assuming good faith and hoping it was an accident. Make sure it doesn't happen again. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 22:07, Nov 23 2009

Forum post? In what forum? If I did it was a complete accident. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 23:32,23November,2009
Forum:Count to a million. OK, thanks for the quick response! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Monday, 23:50, Nov 23 2009
No problem. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 00:57,24November,2009

[edit] Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

Miley Spears thanks you for voting For the VFH nominated
Jamie Lynn Spears.
It was selected as the
Feature article
for November 19, 2009!

Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 02:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] The Aristocrats!

So, you think your image has a chance? Ha! Nubnubnubnubnub! lololololol :P jk lol • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 00:49, Dec 2 2009

wow. Actually, I suck at shopping, so I'm hoping nobody else enters. That way I can get 2nd. Unless Sonje comes back from wherever the hell she went. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 01:11,2December,2009
Yeah. Where'd she go? *sighs almost wistfully* Anyway. I'm surprised at how good yours looks - I didn't think you were a chopper. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 12:52, Dec 2 2009
In fact I think yours might be funnier. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 13:07, Dec 2 2009
well I took a "Graphic Design I" class 2 years ago. I was a beast at it, but I forgot most of the stuff, except for the basics. I'm taking the follow-up to it next semester though, and the follow-up to that next year, so when the next one rolls around, I'm gonna kill it. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:31,2December,2009
Ha! Nice! I've never taken a class for that. I just know some basic stuff that came from screwing around and from what Modus has said at Reefer's desk. Is CheddarBBQ the next sonje?!?! Only time will tell... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} Wednesday, 22:09, Dec 2 2009

did you read my shit? Worst article ever. EVER. thank you cannibal corpse! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 22:14, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I did read some of it. Yeah, it was kind of obvious that CC influenced it, but it didn't have a Necropedophile! - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 22:32,2December,2009

[edit] Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

Better late than never... (and just in time for xmas!)
Way back in the day you voted Jesus stole my girlfriend good enough to highlight on the front page!!!

Even though it's been a few months, your vote was appreciated!

Please accept this velvet painting as my belated gift to you. ~ Zana Dark

Thanks!  –  FuhQ.gif ZDsig.gif Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN 20:26, 18 December 2009

Thank Jesus. I was about to break down and cry due to lack of template. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 20:33,18December,2009

[edit] Drama

Sorry, my italian friend. Maybe after your upcoming ban for starting drama just now has run out, you can add one. :)

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. ---Matfen815 00:51, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

[edit] I'm in need of some ideas, Can you help

I am currently working or a article on the show Whale Wars (it can be viewed here), but I'm kinda having some trouble of thinking what else to put on there, so I'm asking a few people on ideas, including you. If you have an idea, you can either go to the discussion page on that article or my talk page and tell me your idea. And please, don't suggest anything stupid (something that contradicts the HTBFANJS). If you don't have an idea, then sorry for wasting your time (or am I?). Thanks!--WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 08:23, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'll look at it, but I really know nothing about Whale Wars, so I don't know how much I can help. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 17:14,24December,2009
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