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edit re: Ray Bob McCobb

come to IRC, Cheap.   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [1:56]>

Okay, false alarm.   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [2:10]>

edit Adoption?

Hey, maybe you want an adopter?   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [2:25]>

I'm not sure how the adoption process works, but I'd love a new mommy or daddy! --Cheapinitreal 04:16, 15 May 2008 (UTC)



Just put this spiffy little user template somewhere on your pretty funny userpage, and we can get started. You can ask me for anything you want, except that one thing you want. You know what I'm talking about. ...uh, anyway, yeah, you can whore stuff to me at any time, special priveledges like that. So yeah, let's get started!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [4:39]>

Consider me adopted! So, should I call you mom or dad? --Cheapinitreal 04:43, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm actually a bot, controlled by the government for introduction of teh lulz to the people of America.   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [4:47]>
Or maybe I'm a figment of your imagination!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [4:47]>
Or maybe I'm just pixels on your monitor, forming words and phrases that no one else sees!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [4:47]>

Well if your the former and not the later, that's good to know, I suspect Mike Huckabee of being a half cyborg (the Huckaborg). Any relation? What did you think of the revised kitty porn piece, if you've had a chance to glance at it again?--Cheapinitreal 04:52, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm an Obamaniac myself. Yeah, your article is looking better and better! I did two edits to it that you should take a look at. I edited your side effects section and broke up your huge blocks of text. If you want I could nom it for you, but I REALLY think you should think of another section to add. Idea: Why not doggie prOn? Why are cats the best at smut? You could add some stuff here. I have your page on my watchlist so I can see how it's going. Keep it up, VFH could be coming soon!   Le Cejak <May 15, 2008 [13:56]>

Thank you so much for the editing help. As I said, I may be able to write but have no ability to edit. Before I get back to Kitty Porn I'll be finishing my user page (I have the final section to write and need to put in all the links). I am also working on an unnews article in my head but can't figure out how to use my sub-pages. If you are haven't seen my Chet Culver article yet take a look at it too. It has gotten peed on twice and scored very well last time, but it needs some serious editing. --Cheapinitreal 20:58, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Okay, I'll take a look. I'm new at this adopter thing (I've only had one other), so I need to learn to be attentive. Uncyc is really scary when you first start out, but in time you'll learn to love it. ...the fear, I mean.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [3:04]>

edit Kitty Porn VFH

So, Cajeck, with the new additions to the kitty porn piece, do you think it can cut the mustard for a VFH nod? --Cheapinitreal 03:57, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, it's hard to say. I usually just throw stuff up there I like. I have a 50% track record on getting stuff I nominate featured. I think the main issue with the article is it needs to be restructured. For example, it takes 3/4ths of the page before you mention (very hilariously) that "kitty porn is hot feline on feline action". You should probably mention that way earlier. Little things like that need to be cleaned up.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [4:13]>
So I guess here's a test: name three things you would like to change in your article.   Le Cejak <May 17, 2008 [4:15]>
I'd say its iffy for VFH, many will take one look, go "Kitty Porn WTF?!" and vote against. It'd be one of those ones that if it gets featured it would be after many many many weeks probably. Most of the stuff I nom gets FA'ed. Also technically I'm your "uncyc brother" :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:04, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Well, I can honestly say I can't find three things I'd like to change about this article (the only one of my current articles I can say that about). I've put a lot of work into this article (as have all of those who have reviewed it or just given me advice after reading it). I will never self-nominate an article, but if you guys really enjoyed the article and think others would too, I'd love for someone to nominate it. I don't really care if it ever gets featured but it would be nice for people who wouldn't have ever found the article to get the chance to decide on their own if they like it (and like my writing). I knew the subject would be touchy when I tackled. I really do think it's time to put this one to bed. I have so many more ideas I'd like to start working on if I can ever figure out how the Hell to use my subpages (I'm such a noob). Thanks again everyone for all your help with this piece. --Cheapinitreal 05:51, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
Very noble way to look at it. I only once self-nommed when the article had been nommed before (when it was still in user space) also sub-pages are like User:Cheapinitreal/subpage!. Keep it up and vote on VFH, that will get you noticed by the masses! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:42, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

edit HALP!

Well my article has recently been peed on and after reading it. I realize that I can't improve the article by myself as I can't think of a way to expand the concept, I also can't find a way to include conflict into it. So I'm wondering, you want to collab Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road with me. And also, collab means collaboration so we'll be working together. So what do you say? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 08:21, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

I'll check it out later today and post some suggestions in discussion!--Cheapinitreal 18:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Re: HALP!

I'd just like to say Thank You for the help. I took what you said and put it in your article. You rule! --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 21:02, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Hunt Interesting Exotic Dancer Conversation

Have you bothered to look around before huffing and puffing and calling me your "enemy", you'd realize that what I deleted was a broken redirect leading to the updated location of your article - this location fixing your article name which was formatted improperly. And yes, I do read everything I delete. And yes, your manners are lacking. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:07, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh, Mordillo, he made a mistake. Forgive? Forget? Thank you. As for Cheap, you, uh, need to take a lesson from me. I've blown my top a few times, simply because I didn't wait five minutes before posting. I find that if you wait, things tend to make more sense. Now, group hug! :D   Le Cejak <16:12, 22 May 2008>
On this case I'd expect him to read the logs properly, and perhaps remember that the last time he asked something from me he got it on the spot. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:17, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo, my humble apologies Sir or madame. I have been under a lot of stress while planning my wedding and the first thing I saw was this morning was the red link. The only reason I referred to you as my enemy is that it seems you really don't like me (having been the only person to huff me in the past). My manners are most definitely lacking this morning. I was just so disappointed that the hours of work I put in might be gone. I'd really like to start fresh with you (seeing as how I've done nothing but agitate you since I got here). I assure you I am generally well behaved. Bare in mind, I am just a silly noob that's trying to get the hang of the site. Feel free to slap me for my comments (my mother would if she read it). Again, so sorry, --Cheapinitreal 16:21, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
That's fine, I'll leave the spanking part to Cajek, he's pretty good at that. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:24, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo, so group hug now? --Cheapinitreal 16:27, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
How come nobody ever wants one of my patented group spankings?   Le Cejak <16:47, 22 May 2008>
I tried for it, so is someone going to spank me or not? I've been aching for a good spanking for months (be careful my ass tends to pus a bit). --Cheapinitreal 17:13, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey

Hey, Cheapinitreal, you seem like an awesome person, hello! I'm YTTE, just ya know... starting a conversation here...and congratulating you on some very good contributions! Keep it up, I guess. - 18:44 22 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Too funny, I was posting on your board as you posted on mine.--Cheapinitreal 18:55, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Two funnies! - 18:17 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh and btw do you want any help with making a custom sig? - 18:17 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yes, Edit (may I call you Edit or is it Yes), I'd love your help making a custom sig! I must warn you: though being a semi-proficient writer, I suck using these confounded computing machines. Must be my age catching up with me.--Cheapinitreal 18:28, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Er, my nickname round these 'ere parts is generally YTTE or YETiE. Like the big white beary thing. And yeh the general principal of a custom sig is you make a template (like [[User:YesTimeToEdit/sig2|my one, found here) which is your sig. So basically you design your sig in any way you want at User:Cheapinitreal/sig and it should contain a link to your userpage, talkpage and a list of pages you've made or your contributions. Following me? Nah, not many people do. But if you want to make that page, I'll come and check it our and help you were I can. - 21:05 23 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit How Did You Know?

That I was from Wisconsin? Anyway thank you for reviewing my article, and I appreciate all tips and advice. You are my number one (only) friend on Uncyclopedia. Happy face.--TuoDecaps 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

You know it's funny though, that King of Wisconsin thing was just an article that I voted for deletion, just a coincidence I'm from there. And thanks for the sig info.--TuoDecaps 17:32, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

edit [[Talk:HowTo:Hunt Interesting Exotic Dancer Conversation]]

Yes, I reviewed it finally!   Le Cejak <23:16, 23 May 2008>

Thanks for the help! Well, that one looks like it is going to need some major work, so I'll probably edit the Julien Dubuque thing first or maybe go with a rewrite. Tonight though, I drink! I'll be around maybe well later tonight and tomorrow. Until then take it easy and if it is easy take it twice.--Cheapinitreal 23:34, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Ha, thanks dude! Get wasted for me!   Le Cejak <23:38, 23 May 2008>
Take a look at my possible rewrite list. Is there anything you think the would benefit the site more than others?--Cheapinitreal 23:40, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
That's a really good list, man! Rewrite whatever you have an idea for. Don't rewrite whatever you think is worst unless you have an idea of how to transform it. I personally like rewriting. Gives me a sense of accomplishment.   Le Cejak <23:46, 23 May 2008>

edit Tips?

Hey I was wondering if you could take a look at my article on Burt Ward It already had a Pee Review but I want to improve it greatly. Many thanks in advance.--TuoDecaps 09:07, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks man I appreciate it.--TuoDecaps 21:04, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Why have you lot taken to replying to each other's messages on the other person's talk page? It's really hard for people like me to keep up and listen to your conversations if you do it like that! - 22:22 24 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Hehe, I was doing it for his benefit. I wasn't sure if he'd check here for a response. BTW YTTE, I will probably be buggin' you sometime in the next few days to help me with my sig. You were correct; I did not follow your instructions at all. If you have the time to help me, that would be great. I'll drop a message by your board when I am ready to play around. TuoDecaps, I will respond to your questions here form now on to help people who are interested keep track.--Cheapinitreal 22:28, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

That's fine, I just wanted to make sure you were seeing the messages. --TuoDecaps 03:31, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

Cool. Always nice to have a new friend.--Cheapinitreal 04:59, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

I would get involved with the Adopt-A-Noob but I think I have been here too long as a member. Because I registered about a year ago, even though I wasn't very active for awhile. Do you think I would still be eligible?--TuoDecaps 13:25, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

You're never ineligible for Adopt-A-Noob, in fact I'd be happy to adopt you! - YTTE(talk) 13:32 27 May

Really? That would be cool. How would we go about this then? Do I fill out a form or give you some kind of payment? I have horses. Will you trade for horses?--TuoDecaps 15:04, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

{{adoptee}}
This is what we do, we put this template on your user page (but so it looks like this: {{adoptee|YesTimeToEdit}}. And I put one on mine. But before that can happen we need to do a few things:
  1. You need to answer two questions: 1) Are you awesome? 2) Do you plan on staying around on Uncylopedia?
  2. Signing up to this is always a plus. :-)
When all that's done you're adopted and so then I ask you: Do you want help with your user page or sig? And then I ask you: Do you want help with anything else? That's it all in a nutshell. Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:12 27 May

1. Yes. Kind of. Maybe...I'll go with yes.

2. Oh yeah, it's one of my top three sites on the interwebs.

So that's it? Awesome-o. I'm going to add the template to my page now.--TuoDecaps 15:18, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

CoolIo Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 15:20 27 May

edit Thanks

Hey thanks for the suggestions for the Burt Ward article. I'm starting a rewrite today, and I'm going to incorporate some of your suggestions. I'll let you know when it's finished. Thanks again.Mgr. TuoDecaps (talk) Contribs

Glad to see you found yourself a parent Tuo and a good one at that.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:50, 27 May 2008 18:50, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Damn right Tuo's got a good dad. The best dad! :-) Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:17 27 May

edit Kitty Porn

Hey, guess what? I have reviewed your article, and I think you might want to read the review. Well? Why are you still here?! Warm Regards, Javascap

Thank you for your kind review Java. I worked hard on that article (and I mean hard in every sense of the word). I vowed to never nominate any of my work my myself. It just seems a bit self-centered to me. There are a lot of great writers on this site, and if my work is good enough, I figured someone would nominate it. I am currently juggling a complete rewrite and two other edits of my early work. I am not sure when I'll be able to get to the suggestions you left me but I hope it is soon. I had a lot of fun writing that article and I am glad you enjoyed it. If there is anything I can help you with in the future let me know. I love destroying writers blocks for people.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:06, 28 May 2008 18:06, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Signature: Cheap, change the code in your preferences to just the signature. Get rid of the time part of that thing, because it's messing your sig up.   Le Cejak <18:09, 28 May 2008>

--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:34, 28 May 2008 (UTC) Is that correct now?

edit Thanks but no thanks

Cheap, take it easy on thanking people when they vote for VFH. Try to be cool about it, like "Oh, you voted fer mah shit. That's cool, I guess." Don't be too happy to get a vfh vote, is what I'm saying. Thanking people when they vote on VFH is tacky, I think. Anyway, just a suggestion.   Le Cejak <22:27, 28 May 2008>

Your sig looks good, Cheap.   Le Cejak <22:28, 28 May 2008>

Ok, I'll take your advice. I am just a naturally polite person I guess, oh and, a hopeless noob. I really wasn't sure anyone would even read it for both of those reasons. I am still working on the What would Jesus do article but found a WWJD article that took a bit of steam out of my sails. I am still gonna finish it because I've invested some time in it already. I am really looking forward to editing my Julien Dubuque piece though. I ramble and am seem generally happier here than I am in real life. FUCKED! I am babbling and probably past the point of salvation --- Cheapinitreal (talk) 22:36, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Calm down, Cheap! It's okay to thank people, it's just kinda tacky is all! You can thank people, it's okay.   Le Cejak <22:43, 28 May 2008>
Ah now that's better. Thanks, the soothing voice of a parent (and fistfuls of pharmaceuticals) always help.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 22:47, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
:D   Le Cejak <23:15, 28 May 2008>

edit NotM

Kudos, you did it, buddy!   Le Cejak <7:26, 01 Jun 2008>

Owe it all to you and RAHB!! You guys rule.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 07:32, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Question? For any who may peak here

Alright, my wedding is ten days away and I am ordering the booze. We expect 200-300 guests (not all which will drink) will 6 half barrels of domestic beer, 4 sixth barrels of semi tasty beer, and an average of 2 mixed drinks per guest be enough liquor? I know it won't be too much. It breaks down to roughly 900 pints of beer or 1125 12oz cups--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 00:18, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

You can never have too much alcohol Cheap, you should know that. Best to go over. (though this comment is at least four days late, I can see.) Hope the wedding went well buddy, take care. -RAHB 19:17, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
It went awesome! Everybody had a fucking blast. I'll have pictures up soon and will be back writing early next week. I am currently just spending time with my new lovely bride. BTW we had plenty of booze. I did over shoot my guess but some heavy hitters couldn't make it due to the Iowa flooding. --- Cheapinitreal (talk) 21:36, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Glad to hear it went well. See you around. Congrats again. -RAHB 21:53, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

Cheers Cheap! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, Jun 4

It was a hilarious article. It deserved to be featured. Congrats--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 16:37, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

edit RAAAWR

Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:53 Jun 5

edit uuuuuuhhhhhhhh YAY HI ITS ME

Awesome, Cheap! I'm glad that you have a lifetime of warmth and cuddliness ahead of you! :D In terms of Uncyc, you need to get crackin'! I find that being away from an article for too long can be a good thing, if you have any ideas. If you don't, just write something else! Keep me updated on what you're doing, Cheap. If you have any ideas you're not sure about, pitch 'em to me. Get writin'!   Le Cejak <5:06, 20 Jun 2008>

Ok, can you give me an unofficial review on What would Jesus do? I have some things in mind for finishing it up. I'd like to get that as polished as I think I can make it as it is my first rewrite. I'll be back in full swing Monday sometime so if you could get to it before then that would be sweet. 1st week of married life kicked ass!--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 18:45, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Have this obviously non-poisoned apple...

Finally! Your reign of terror as most favored n00b is over! Now I am the fairest one of them all! Mwahahahah!

(Yeah, I'll try to live up to your standards for n00bery. It will be tough. Kitty Porn is still fucking hilarious. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 17:52, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Ever since Good Will Hunting, I realized I indeed do not like apples. He got her number, not me. An obviously non-poisoned steak would've been more appreciated, but it is the thought that counts. You have far surpassed my n00bocity levels. You're a fine addition to the uncyc community. If I can ever be of any service just let me know. I am not an editor but can punch up a well written article in need of varying comedic voice. Two clowns are always better than one. Enjoy your reign. Take it easy and if it is easy take it twice.--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 20:35, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Progress Report

How are you doing in uncyc since I last checked in, Cheap? Anything I can help you with?   Le Cejak <22:11, 03 Jul 2008>

I am just about finished with my unbook project. It should be done by the end of the week. I'll run it past you when it is finished. I am thinking about going with my second rewrite after that. It looks like What would Jesus Do? isn't going to cut the VFH mustard. I don't think my unbook will be for everyone either. Thanks for the nomination though. I'll let you know when I get a bit further a long. I've just been busy since the wedding and tackled my longest piece yet in my first come back piece.- Cheapinitreal (talk)
Well, your Jesus article I nommed will be up there for a long time if the votes stay the same, so it's hard to say right now. I guess I'm in semi-retirement right now: I sorta burned out on writing, especially since this past week has been full of homework for my English class. But yeah, I'll take a look at it when you're done. Alright, keep in touch, Cheap. My talk page works differently now, but I think you'll be able to figure it out.   Le Cejak <2:03, 04 Jul 2008>

edit So. Are you. Like. Dead?

Yeh? —GOD DAMMIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:13 16 August 2010]

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