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YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
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Monbags This user is POOR,

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MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
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In Latin they would be Dexter.

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BS This userpage is bullshit.
The Game This user just lost The Game, as did you.
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Stig This user is The Stig.
YA This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
OrangeOrange This user likes to eat anything orange.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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typo-P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
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1337 This user is elite.
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MMORPG This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
NintendoDS This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

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Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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British flag This user is a total UKer
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Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
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Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Taramasalata This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable xanthochroi. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and mechanizes at the xanthochroi.
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
NO This user doesn't care.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Afrogoat
This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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No Wikipedia
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ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
us-P This f****r speaks American English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.
17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
lz-4 This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
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uk-F This user got an F in Correct English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

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Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Brain This user's IQ is 42.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter


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Ihasashuvel
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.


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Pi3.14 This user loves pi


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Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.


Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.


Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


NO This user doesn't care.


Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain


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