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==Here was the photo I was telling you about==
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[[File:Yahnikurm.png]] The place with the red square around it is "Yahnikurm Imp Hole". {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 18:53, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
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:OK thanks! Unfortunately I'm logging off because I have to get some sleep. :( But I'll check the article someday! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:56|22|December|2012}}
   
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Hi, thank you for leaving a message at my talk page, that's really nice of you! I also have something to say.
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I also want to know why you removed the <code><nowiki>{{VFD}}</nowiki></code> tag at the [[Jeroen overeem]] page created by an anonymous user under the ip 83.87.175.41
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That was a worthless, unfunny article that is very offensive and not even written in English. Please explain, thanks!
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:Explained it to you already. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:41|23|December|2012}}
   
== Cat ==
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== Re:[[Jeroen overeem]] ==
   
sorry for the delay about the whole telling you the thing I promised to say. p.s. No ... you are not dying ... that is not what the whole thing is about. It's something else. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:08, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Oh, thanks for helping me out
:I can forgive you. Not a big problem. The only problem I had was that I thought I`m the loneliest cat in the world... TRhat no one`d care about me. I`m actually thankful that someone remembered the ex-n00b of the month-person by saying I`m not dead.
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--[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 18:41, December 23, 2012 (UTC)
:But now I`m curious. What is something else, my friend? What? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|13:04|5|October|2011}}
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:You're welcome! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:42|23|December|2012}}
   
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Hi, i also want to tell you something. I was actually about to ask how to flag bad pages as QVFD, but it looks like you've already told me you can do that with the handy QVFD gadget. Thanks for letting me know that! But, there is one more problem : I cannot use this gadget yet because i am not autoconfirmed yet. What exactly is autoconfirmed? Also, i found a crappy page i'd like to send to QVFD but since i can't do that yet due to not being 'autoconfirmed' yet i'd like to ask you to do that. The page is [[HowTo:Catch_A_Leprechaun]] and the reason for deletion is obvious : Too short, only 1 line and thus makes no sense. Can you please add it to QVFD in my place?
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:I can do that (But I'll check the page first). I remember that you had to do a certain number of edits before you were autoconfirmed (10-20 I'm not so sure). Do something useful and cool and soon you should be autoconfirmed. Also, please sign yourself with the four <nowiki>~</nowiki>'s so I know who's talking. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:53|23|December|2012}}
   
==Beslan==
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===to cat the colourfull===
Thank you for your help! I'll do my best to further improve the article :)
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to cat the colourful unless you are an admin please mind your own business if not then please read the previous posts i made the article i wrote it there are perceived to be problems with it i cant be bothered to fix them so i will probably remove it. tbh this whole process is really starting to piss me off someone needs to make a wizard and a wysiwyg for wikis
[[User:Vzvartnots|Vzvartnots]] 17:00, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
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:Shut up I already answered you. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|20:16|23|December|2012}}
:No problemo, human creature. It`s always nice to be <small><small><small><small>anything else than</small></small></small></small> help. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|10:21|10|October|2011}}
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::Actually sorry, I answered bit too harshly. I got abit too pissed off. Sorry. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|20:20|23|December|2012}}
   
== Re: The stupidest idea ''evar'' ==
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Dude, if you want to make a Primus or Claypool article or whatever other nutty ideas you might have, go do it! I honestly would like to help, but here's the problem: I'm a '''''TERRIBLE''''' writer. I know you said "something stupid" and "It could be anything", but I would still have a hard time even getting started. I've tried a couple of times to write an article, and it always ended with me deleting what little work I had done. I would come up with just vague ideas, try to assemble it, and realize that I hadn't the slightest clue how to transfer these ideas into words and not only have it be coherent, but FUNNY too. Hell, just last week I was inspired by the recent events of one of my favorite bands to try and make an article on them. I was sitting around just thinking about how it would end up looking and feeling like I really had something going. But then when I sat down and tried to make an outline of it, I hated what I had come up with it and just gave up. The same thing happened before with other subjects, except I actually had some material in my user space and even held onto it for awhile before deleting it.
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{{Candycane|RockoRocks|Hi you are really nice!!}}
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I've actually made some "articles", but just [[That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio|look]] at [[Zack de la Rocha|them]]. The former
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being a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff that's been done to death, while the latter perfectly exemplifies my love of simple minded and utterly stupid things. Are they any good? The first one sure as hell isnt't. The second one? Well, I'm an idiot who loves to amuse himself (being a recluse and all....), so hell yeah it's fucking hilarious to me. But to others? Maybe some freak out there thinks so, I don't know.
 
   
If you're serious about doing a Primus related article, I hope I haven't turned you off from doing so. I would really like to see one made! There used to be articles for both Primus and Claypool, but I think I ended up having them both deleted (because they both sucked (not in the Primus way, obviously) and because some asshole kept blanking them. I actually saved a [[User:Roman Dog Bird/Les Claypool|section]] of the Claypool one though). If anything, I could help supervise or something, maybe provide some pictures, but in terms of writing the thing, I can't really help you there. Proofreading it, sure (even though my grammar sucks). Otherwise, the bulk of the work would have to go to you, unless you could get somebody else to help you out.
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Hi, do you know how you can vote for/against the deletion of articles on the [[VFD]] page? If you try to edit the page it says the page has been locked to prevent editing. Is there a way to vote for/against articles on the [[VFD]] page? Please tell me how if so!
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--[[User:RockoRocks|RockoRocks]] ([[User talk:RockoRocks|talk]]) 20:05, December 26, 2012 (UTC)
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:You have to wait a few days until you become "autoconfirmed". No one knows exactly what that means, but once you achieve it, you can edit just about anything. It's a curse rather than a privilege, really.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121226204202}}
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::Meanwhile, DO NOT REMOVE {{Tl|VFD}} FROM A PAGE, least of all saying in the Change Summary, "This page isn't even on VFD." Placing {{Tl|VFD}} on a page indicates an intent to put it on VFD and you should assume it has been done. What do you say to the arguments on [[VFD]] toward deleting this template (including mine)? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:51 26-Dec-12</small>
   
You know, it's pretty ridiculous that I just typed all of this out (and lingered on it for about an hour before posting it...). My writing sucks, but when I'm NOT trying to be funny (and failing miserably 99.9% of the time at it), I sure do like to ramble on. Sorry for wasting your time like this! I'm sure this wasn't a joy to read, but it's kind of something I had to get off my chest (or not, god what an ego AHAHAHA!!!). --[[User:Roman Dog Bird|Roman Dog Bird]] 06:31, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
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:Whee, there was a lot of words there. If you can`t write then, I`ll hope you`d do all that proofreading and stuff-thing you suggested. I`d really wish to see those things. I really do.
 
   
:And I`ve seen those articles of Claypool and Primus. I watched them at mirror.uncyc, because I believe (and I`ve seen it many times,) that, by some mysterious way, if an article is deleted here, it somehows is moved to mirror.uncyc with no one touching it. And oh, that Claypool-writing of yours, I`m not sure of the text belowest, but the upper text is, I have to confess, ''is'' kinda funny. Claypool eating nachos... that`s a type of humour I may use. I laughed very mucho. So don`t scratch your head if I`ve used that somewhere on the ''possible'' article. But I wish, I truly wish, that if you have any kinds of ideas, please stuck them through my throat and watch while I`m suffering. I truly wish it. <small>I suck at making pictures, winky wink.</small>
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Am working Patrol and saw your revert of Anon for adding LEET to this article. Good call! But could you also mark the change as Patrolled (if you have that power) so other users don't have to review it as well? Thanks. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:52 31-Dec-12</small>
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:Oh, sorry! I normally do mark the changes as patrolled but it seems I forgot this time. I will be more focused next time. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|08:56|2|January|2013}}
   
:Just when you thought my strange comment is over, I still have a part to... say. It seems you`re an administarator or something similar. How it`s possible to be an admin-thing if not writing much stuff? I mean, is it possible that I can be an admin, altough I`ve done nothing yet? Okay, I`ve written few shitty articles and been here just... umm... few months, but you`ve been there... a lot of time, so you have more respect. This may sound stupid, but I`m just curious. Smack me if you want. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|12:30|18|October|2011}}
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Very good, sir. Carry on. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:04 2-Jan-13</small>
:::Oh my god, your collective modesty is making the whole community retch and gag. Im gaging so hard i have to fight to breathe. Between the two of you there is excelent writing, ideas, help and solid administration. I award you both the trianual medal for uncyclopedian awsomeness if you could just stop the self deprecation. :) :) :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 16:39, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
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:I will. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|12:05|2|January|2013}}
::::hahahaha, sorry about that dude. And Cat, as for why I'm an admin, I was just super helpful back in the day and was frequently cleaning up lame articles and had at least some involvement with the community (voting and whatnot). That's how I remember it, maybe if there's any other old timers, they can back me up on this. Writing really shouldn't ever have to be a requirement to be an administrator (I guess, I'm probably like the only one who hasn't written shit afterall), but it would probably help seeing how this is supposed to be a comedy site. I don't know. --[[User:Roman Dog Bird|Roman Dog Bird]] 16:56, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
 
::::::Gasp...and now you are appologising...hahaha. I wasn't serious about the vomiting part. I just think theres a difference between saying "I try to write" or "Im not sure if my writing is any good" vs. "I suck" or "The worst idea ever". They can often be self fulfilling prophesies. Or maybe Im wrong and we should discredit ourselves all the time and aim for dissapointment. Im no longer sure. <small>How can we know?<small> Who can tell us?<small> Who are we? <small>Is anyone there? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 18:21, October 18, 2011 (UTC) </small></small></small></small>
 
   
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OK. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:07 2-Jan-13</small>
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:K.O. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|12:08|2|January|2013}}
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Hey damn cat, do you still want a Pee Review on this? Wasn't it featured? If it wasn't featured and you still want a review, leave me a message on my talk page, I'll review it then with pleasure. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 06:10, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
 
:Sorry for the time it takes, I'm kinda busy, I'll do it soon... I hope! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 01:23, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
 
::After a 2 month wait, here it is! [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ōkami]] I hope that helps and don't be shy about asking for any help! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 18:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
 
   
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I see you've been active on this site a lot lately, thanks we appreciate it a lot, I like to see people who attempt to bring the two sites together. I mean that is quite hypocritical of me as I do no work on the other site, however my excuse is that I don't have the time to work on both and I see no difference between the sites bar the fact that I found this one first and have always regarded it as the original site. I wish everyone came back together on one site but unlikely to happen. Thanks. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 16:41, June 10, 2013 (UTC)
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:heh you're welcome. Nothing happens much on the other site so I thought that why not to work here as well. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|08:50|12|June|2013}}
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:Okay thanks for thanking me! And please, close your things, pliz? I did it, now it looks better, no offence. But remember to close those weird things. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2|13:10|1|December|2011}}
 
   
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I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at [[UnSignpost/20130810]]. Thank you for your patience! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:50, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
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:Ah ok, thanks. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|04:06|14|August|2013}}
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Really, did you expect anything else? You did not suggest any positive actions, and you were primarily motivated by hurt feelings when creating it, which resulted in the rant that you posted. What you posted on Spike's page that was deleted wasn't a rant: your forum was a rant. You should know that Spike moves things that he disagrees with to a "request for controversy" page, rather than starting or continuing a flame war. You should also know that we are prohibited by the TOU from linking to the fork on talk pages. Advertising the fork tends to divert our contributors to the other site, which is not desirable. I can see your and Aleister's point about casting off our unwanted editors (mostly the ones that don't take advice or learn quickly) and attention whores to the other site, but that would be a slippery slope, and besides, we would not want to be accused of directing vandals to the other site either. It is a short sequence of steps from the one to the other. The culture here on this site is very different from the culture on the fork, you would be wise to lurk around, read talk pages, surf recent changes, and learn it. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 21:26, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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PS - Don't respond to this for at least 1 day, that would be ban evasion. Which you are already probably guilty of with the forum recreation with the IP's. I have protected that forum from further recreation.
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:'''No.''' Responding to this via IP is ''not'' block evasion, it's getting around the out-of-date mediawiki that doesn't let you allow talk page editing at [[Special:Block]]. On normal wikis there's a check box that says 'prevent user from editing own talk page' and it's unchecked by default, and you can edit your own talk page. Who is to blame if one must edit one's own talk page through an IP while blocked, regardless of whether one has done anything to deserve revocation of talk page access? The blocked user? Or those responsible for updating the mediawiki? [[Special:Contributions/99.240.218.250|99.240.218.250]] 22:14, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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::Wikia updates the mediawiki around here. Also, in response to the forum, courage isn't accepting what others think, it is on the other hand, courageous to have your own opinion despite what others think. Accepting what others think is collaboration and friendliness, as well as courtesy, but it isn't the same as courage. Also, Spike was referring to the sockpuppets that responded on his page, not calling Aleister a sockpuppet. Speaking of ban evasion, if a checkuser reveals that you were recreating the forums, that is definitely ban evasion, and grounds for an infiniban. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:08, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Pity if Cat's forced to leave. These things should be done of our own will. [[Special:Contributions/99.240.218.250|99.240.218.250]] 23:10, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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:::P.S. I know Wikia updates the mediawiki. I could have named them directly but I wasn't interested in making a 'wikia does this bad stuff and they suck' type comment. [[Special:Contributions/99.240.218.250|99.240.218.250]] 23:11, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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::::I don't like the idea of anyone being forced to leave except vandals and spammers, but the latest forum recreations have crossed the line into vandalism. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 23:17, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::Cat. Just stop it will you? We have given people long bans for what you are currently doing. I will extend the ban if you carry on vandalising. Thank you. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 23:23, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::It is truly remarkable to claim that it is not ban evasion to perform an operation that is not allowed here while banned, on the grounds that some other MediaWiki website might allow it while banned. And it is not clear that we are talking to Cat, nor who "we" are in doing things "of our own will." One interpretation is that, when rebuked, Cat called on his playground pals to attack the site; another certainly is that they did so on their own. But Cat certainly chose a holiday visit not to contribute content but to sniff for recent disagreements and use them as a springboard to give me a generic scolding on my character, which at least led to the follow-on attacks. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>23:28 1-Jan-14</small>
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:::::::Here is a great chance for some peace. Why not just forget everything done, and give a New Year's Pardon to anyone involved in this, and maybe to the guy it's all about, the new Christmas Eve user who tried hard to write and to learn and was then finally pushed into some kind of mental breakdown by Spike and begging for help. It was horrible to see (satire there, lol actually). So I tried to defend him, which, if you look, you will find as a suggested action in the Terms of Use, if we are going to go all Terms of Use on each other, and all hell eventually broke loose, and I apologize for any part I had in bringing that hell forward. This one has touched emotions. We all love Spike, and if I have any say in it he will be voted Uncy of The Year once that page is opened, but a few people went over the line on this one, including SPIKE and Cat. Pardons all around, all of us were dicks, so if all the dicks left there would be vacuum where the dicks used to be, a sad state of affairs. Happy New Year everyone?!!! [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 2:00 2-1-14
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:::::::::So, finally free. Feels good man. Although I don't think I will edit the wiki with someone as childish as SPIKE on it. No, I don't want anymore blood from my nose but I think it's just for the best. This is enough. It's over.
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:::::::::And now it's time for some explaining. I won't link now to the other side because that's a free ban card for me but I explained to Simsilikesims on my talkpage that I don't have any connection to the multiple re-creation of the forum and I don't know the people behind that. After I had created it and it got deleted, one person from irc (which shall go nameless, again) re-created it ONCE, and after that I went to sleep. During my sleeping happened a large wave of mass-vandalism, and, the funniest part, accusations of me behind that. Hey... get IP-identifiers or something before you accuse me of something I have not done. I tried asking at irc who did it but I didn't get any straight answers, just some ideas who ''might'' have done that but nothing really helpful. So Romartus, SPIKE and Simsilikesims, I think I at least deserve an apology from you, if I'd be an admin I'd ban you all for slander towards me.
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:::::::::That all being said, I am actually forced to leave. A shame to say that it's all because of a one person who cannot behave but well, that's life. Sayonara, {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|09:36|3|January|2014}}
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::::::::::You are not being forced to leave Cat but ever since the split I don't recall anything constructive you have done on this site except to create hostile forums and criticise those who chose to remain. Regards the recent vandalism, since you created that forum it was reasonable to believe it was someone connected to you at the Fork (via their IRC channel) to be involved in the vandal attack. You got a one day ban for the forum - the IP addresses used for the vandalism were banned and then it stopped. So, enjoy your time at the Fork and work with those there who want to improve that site. Isn't that point of websites like these? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 10:04, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::::::::Aggh, you're doing it again! Accusing without evidence or even daring to check the things you're speaking of. Just for the fun of it, check [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/Cat_the_Colourful this]. Also remember that we split back at January (or was it February I don't remember). I've actually helped a lot by QVFDing pages, reverting vandalism, BPing trolls and vandals, edited some pages, removed red links and all that. It drives me crazy you people actually think I'm a troll or something WHEN I'M NOT. And that is why I can't stand this website. No matter what I do I'm a troll and a bad person just because I have opinions and think we small people need a voice. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|10:11|3|January|2014}}
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:::::::::::::For God's sake Cat you've got two choices. Redeem yourself and write some articles, carry on with your BPing and QVFDing or choose to leave the site. We don't mind if you leave or if you stay but please stop digging this hole for yourself. This conversations gone far enough. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 12:32, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
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==One-year ban==
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The mistake you make is in assuming that we are here to get everyone to like us. I am here to ensure that Romartus is undistracted from his good writing and ScottPat is undistracted from his good writing. You do not do good writing and you have gotten in the way of them doing it. You came here on New Year's Day, sniffing for disagreement, jumped on the first one you found, and made it a case against me. You know or should know that everyone from Forkers to Darthpedians jump on such incidents and imitate and replicate. So your whole "Whodunit/Wasn't me/You can't prove it was me/I know but I'm not telling" is part of the problem. I do not care whether you instigated the follow-on stuff on IRC, you know them but didn't instigate, wink wink, or you just gave them a cause of action. It is getting in the way of writing, and you serve no other purpose here, except to tell your own old self-justifying story. Goodbye. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:10 3-Jan-14</small>
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[[UnBooks:My sojourn|That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you!]] Have a nice time reading it! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:48, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
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== The UnSignpost is back from holiday ==
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We have not forgotten about you (yet)! {{User:Anton199/sig}} 15:56, March 28, 2014 (UTC)
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== Ruddy Hell...it's Harry and the UnSignpost! ==
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Latest revision as of 09:39, July 15, 2014

Meanwhile in Finland...



You have given the permission to be jealious of us.


Archive N. 1 | Archive N.2

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:20 (UTC)

edit Here was the photo I was telling you about

Yahnikurm The place with the red square around it is "Yahnikurm Imp Hole". Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:53, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

OK thanks! Unfortunately I'm logging off because I have to get some sleep. :( But I'll check the article someday! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:56, 22 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Welcome!!!

Hi, thank you for leaving a message at my talk page, that's really nice of you! I also have something to say. I also want to know why you removed the {{VFD}} tag at the Jeroen overeem page created by an anonymous user under the ip 83.87.175.41 That was a worthless, unfunny article that is very offensive and not even written in English. Please explain, thanks!

Explained it to you already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:41, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Jeroen overeem

Oh, thanks for helping me out --RockoRocks (talk) 18:41, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:42, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Welcome!!! (2)

Hi, i also want to tell you something. I was actually about to ask how to flag bad pages as QVFD, but it looks like you've already told me you can do that with the handy QVFD gadget. Thanks for letting me know that! But, there is one more problem : I cannot use this gadget yet because i am not autoconfirmed yet. What exactly is autoconfirmed? Also, i found a crappy page i'd like to send to QVFD but since i can't do that yet due to not being 'autoconfirmed' yet i'd like to ask you to do that. The page is HowTo:Catch_A_Leprechaun and the reason for deletion is obvious : Too short, only 1 line and thus makes no sense. Can you please add it to QVFD in my place?

I can do that (But I'll check the page first). I remember that you had to do a certain number of edits before you were autoconfirmed (10-20 I'm not so sure). Do something useful and cool and soon you should be autoconfirmed. Also, please sign yourself with the four ~'s so I know who's talking. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:53, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit to cat the colourfull

to cat the colourful unless you are an admin please mind your own business if not then please read the previous posts i made the article i wrote it there are perceived to be problems with it i cant be bothered to fix them so i will probably remove it. tbh this whole process is really starting to piss me off someone needs to make a wizard and a wysiwyg for wikis

Shut up I already answered you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:16, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)
Actually sorry, I answered bit too harshly. I got abit too pissed off. Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:20, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Notice

Candycane RockoRocks has given you a candy cane!
Hi you are really nice!!


The preceding unsigned comment was added by RockoRocks (talk • contribs)

edit VFD

Hi, do you know how you can vote for/against the deletion of articles on the VFD page? If you try to edit the page it says the page has been locked to prevent editing. Is there a way to vote for/against articles on the VFD page? Please tell me how if so! --RockoRocks (talk) 20:05, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

You have to wait a few days until you become "autoconfirmed". No one knows exactly what that means, but once you achieve it, you can edit just about anything. It's a curse rather than a privilege, really. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 26 '12 20:42 (UTC)
Meanwhile, DO NOT REMOVE {{VFD}} FROM A PAGE, least of all saying in the Change Summary, "This page isn't even on VFD." Placing {{VFD}} on a page indicates an intent to put it on VFD and you should assume it has been done. What do you say to the arguments on VFD toward deleting this template (including mine)? Spıke ¬ 23:51 26-Dec-12

edit Buckethead

Am working Patrol and saw your revert of Anon for adding LEET to this article. Good call! But could you also mark the change as Patrolled (if you have that power) so other users don't have to review it as well? Thanks. Spıke ¬ 23:52 31-Dec-12

Oh, sorry! I normally do mark the changes as patrolled but it seems I forgot this time. I will be more focused next time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:56, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

Very good, sir. Carry on. Spıke ¬ 12:04 2-Jan-13

I will. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:05, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

OK. Spıke ¬ 12:07 2-Jan-13

K.O. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:08, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:11 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 14:42, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Express Delivery...is not available today (just normal delivery)

Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 09:39 28, August 2014

edit This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:09, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:13, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost hath cometh

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I see you've been active on this site a lot lately, thanks we appreciate it a lot, I like to see people who attempt to bring the two sites together. I mean that is quite hypocritical of me as I do no work on the other site, however my excuse is that I don't have the time to work on both and I see no difference between the sites bar the fact that I found this one first and have always regarded it as the original site. I wish everyone came back together on one site but unlikely to happen. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:41, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

heh you're welcome. Nothing happens much on the other site so I thought that why not to work here as well. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:50, 12 June, 2013 (UTC)

edit Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:42, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Recent news from old newspapers

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:48, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:27, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

edit PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:00, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:50, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

Ah ok, thanks. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:06, 14 August, 2013 (UTC)

edit Problems, considering the UnSignpost

If you care about what we are delivering to you, please, see this forum and vote if you can! Your opinion is very important! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:05, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

edit It is back!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:15, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:40, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Congratulations! You are still on our list

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:32, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

edit Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:19, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:07, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your forum was deleted

Really, did you expect anything else? You did not suggest any positive actions, and you were primarily motivated by hurt feelings when creating it, which resulted in the rant that you posted. What you posted on Spike's page that was deleted wasn't a rant: your forum was a rant. You should know that Spike moves things that he disagrees with to a "request for controversy" page, rather than starting or continuing a flame war. You should also know that we are prohibited by the TOU from linking to the fork on talk pages. Advertising the fork tends to divert our contributors to the other site, which is not desirable. I can see your and Aleister's point about casting off our unwanted editors (mostly the ones that don't take advice or learn quickly) and attention whores to the other site, but that would be a slippery slope, and besides, we would not want to be accused of directing vandals to the other site either. It is a short sequence of steps from the one to the other. The culture here on this site is very different from the culture on the fork, you would be wise to lurk around, read talk pages, surf recent changes, and learn it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:26, January 1, 2014 (UTC) PS - Don't respond to this for at least 1 day, that would be ban evasion. Which you are already probably guilty of with the forum recreation with the IP's. I have protected that forum from further recreation.

No. Responding to this via IP is not block evasion, it's getting around the out-of-date mediawiki that doesn't let you allow talk page editing at Special:Block. On normal wikis there's a check box that says 'prevent user from editing own talk page' and it's unchecked by default, and you can edit your own talk page. Who is to blame if one must edit one's own talk page through an IP while blocked, regardless of whether one has done anything to deserve revocation of talk page access? The blocked user? Or those responsible for updating the mediawiki? 99.240.218.250 22:14, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Wikia updates the mediawiki around here. Also, in response to the forum, courage isn't accepting what others think, it is on the other hand, courageous to have your own opinion despite what others think. Accepting what others think is collaboration and friendliness, as well as courtesy, but it isn't the same as courage. Also, Spike was referring to the sockpuppets that responded on his page, not calling Aleister a sockpuppet. Speaking of ban evasion, if a checkuser reveals that you were recreating the forums, that is definitely ban evasion, and grounds for an infiniban. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:08, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Pity if Cat's forced to leave. These things should be done of our own will. 99.240.218.250 23:10, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
P.S. I know Wikia updates the mediawiki. I could have named them directly but I wasn't interested in making a 'wikia does this bad stuff and they suck' type comment. 99.240.218.250 23:11, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
I don't like the idea of anyone being forced to leave except vandals and spammers, but the latest forum recreations have crossed the line into vandalism. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:17, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Cat. Just stop it will you? We have given people long bans for what you are currently doing. I will extend the ban if you carry on vandalising. Thank you. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:23, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
It is truly remarkable to claim that it is not ban evasion to perform an operation that is not allowed here while banned, on the grounds that some other MediaWiki website might allow it while banned. And it is not clear that we are talking to Cat, nor who "we" are in doing things "of our own will." One interpretation is that, when rebuked, Cat called on his playground pals to attack the site; another certainly is that they did so on their own. But Cat certainly chose a holiday visit not to contribute content but to sniff for recent disagreements and use them as a springboard to give me a generic scolding on my character, which at least led to the follow-on attacks. Spıke ¬ 23:28 1-Jan-14
Here is a great chance for some peace. Why not just forget everything done, and give a New Year's Pardon to anyone involved in this, and maybe to the guy it's all about, the new Christmas Eve user who tried hard to write and to learn and was then finally pushed into some kind of mental breakdown by Spike and begging for help. It was horrible to see (satire there, lol actually). So I tried to defend him, which, if you look, you will find as a suggested action in the Terms of Use, if we are going to go all Terms of Use on each other, and all hell eventually broke loose, and I apologize for any part I had in bringing that hell forward. This one has touched emotions. We all love Spike, and if I have any say in it he will be voted Uncy of The Year once that page is opened, but a few people went over the line on this one, including SPIKE and Cat. Pardons all around, all of us were dicks, so if all the dicks left there would be vacuum where the dicks used to be, a sad state of affairs. Happy New Year everyone?!!! Aleister 2:00 2-1-14
So, finally free. Feels good man. Although I don't think I will edit the wiki with someone as childish as SPIKE on it. No, I don't want anymore blood from my nose but I think it's just for the best. This is enough. It's over.
And now it's time for some explaining. I won't link now to the other side because that's a free ban card for me but I explained to Simsilikesims on my talkpage that I don't have any connection to the multiple re-creation of the forum and I don't know the people behind that. After I had created it and it got deleted, one person from irc (which shall go nameless, again) re-created it ONCE, and after that I went to sleep. During my sleeping happened a large wave of mass-vandalism, and, the funniest part, accusations of me behind that. Hey... get IP-identifiers or something before you accuse me of something I have not done. I tried asking at irc who did it but I didn't get any straight answers, just some ideas who might have done that but nothing really helpful. So Romartus, SPIKE and Simsilikesims, I think I at least deserve an apology from you, if I'd be an admin I'd ban you all for slander towards me.
That all being said, I am actually forced to leave. A shame to say that it's all because of a one person who cannot behave but well, that's life. Sayonara, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:36, 3 January, 2014 (UTC)
You are not being forced to leave Cat but ever since the split I don't recall anything constructive you have done on this site except to create hostile forums and criticise those who chose to remain. Regards the recent vandalism, since you created that forum it was reasonable to believe it was someone connected to you at the Fork (via their IRC channel) to be involved in the vandal attack. You got a one day ban for the forum - the IP addresses used for the vandalism were banned and then it stopped. So, enjoy your time at the Fork and work with those there who want to improve that site. Isn't that point of websites like these? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:04, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
Aggh, you're doing it again! Accusing without evidence or even daring to check the things you're speaking of. Just for the fun of it, check this. Also remember that we split back at January (or was it February I don't remember). I've actually helped a lot by QVFDing pages, reverting vandalism, BPing trolls and vandals, edited some pages, removed red links and all that. It drives me crazy you people actually think I'm a troll or something WHEN I'M NOT. And that is why I can't stand this website. No matter what I do I'm a troll and a bad person just because I have opinions and think we small people need a voice. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:11, 3 January, 2014 (UTC)
For God's sake Cat you've got two choices. Redeem yourself and write some articles, carry on with your BPing and QVFDing or choose to leave the site. We don't mind if you leave or if you stay but please stop digging this hole for yourself. This conversations gone far enough. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:32, January 3, 2014 (UTC)

edit One-year ban

The mistake you make is in assuming that we are here to get everyone to like us. I am here to ensure that Romartus is undistracted from his good writing and ScottPat is undistracted from his good writing. You do not do good writing and you have gotten in the way of them doing it. You came here on New Year's Day, sniffing for disagreement, jumped on the first one you found, and made it a case against me. You know or should know that everyone from Forkers to Darthpedians jump on such incidents and imitate and replicate. So your whole "Whodunit/Wasn't me/You can't prove it was me/I know but I'm not telling" is part of the problem. I do not care whether you instigated the follow-on stuff on IRC, you know them but didn't instigate, wink wink, or you just gave them a cause of action. It is getting in the way of writing, and you serve no other purpose here, except to tell your own old self-justifying story. Goodbye. Spıke ¬ 17:10 3-Jan-14

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:48, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is back from holiday

We have not forgotten about you (yet)! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:56, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:29, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy Hell...it's Harry and the UnSignpost!

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:39, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

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