User talk:Cat the Colourful

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edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:54 Dec 12 2012

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:20 (UTC)

edit Here was the photo I was telling you about

Yahnikurm The place with the red square around it is "Yahnikurm Imp Hole". Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:53, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

OK thanks! Unfortunately I'm logging off because I have to get some sleep. :( But I'll check the article someday! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:56, 22 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Welcome!!!

Hi, thank you for leaving a message at my talk page, that's really nice of you! I also have something to say. I also want to know why you removed the {{VFD}} tag at the Jeroen overeem page created by an anonymous user under the ip That was a worthless, unfunny article that is very offensive and not even written in English. Please explain, thanks!

Explained it to you already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:41, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Jeroen overeem

Oh, thanks for helping me out --RockoRocks (talk) 18:41, December 23, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:42, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Re:Welcome!!! (2)

Hi, i also want to tell you something. I was actually about to ask how to flag bad pages as QVFD, but it looks like you've already told me you can do that with the handy QVFD gadget. Thanks for letting me know that! But, there is one more problem : I cannot use this gadget yet because i am not autoconfirmed yet. What exactly is autoconfirmed? Also, i found a crappy page i'd like to send to QVFD but since i can't do that yet due to not being 'autoconfirmed' yet i'd like to ask you to do that. The page is HowTo:Catch_A_Leprechaun and the reason for deletion is obvious : Too short, only 1 line and thus makes no sense. Can you please add it to QVFD in my place?

I can do that (But I'll check the page first). I remember that you had to do a certain number of edits before you were autoconfirmed (10-20 I'm not so sure). Do something useful and cool and soon you should be autoconfirmed. Also, please sign yourself with the four ~'s so I know who's talking. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:53, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit to cat the colourfull

to cat the colourful unless you are an admin please mind your own business if not then please read the previous posts i made the article i wrote it there are perceived to be problems with it i cant be bothered to fix them so i will probably remove it. tbh this whole process is really starting to piss me off someone needs to make a wizard and a wysiwyg for wikis

Shut up I already answered you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:16, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)
Actually sorry, I answered bit too harshly. I got abit too pissed off. Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:20, 23 December, 2012 (UTC)

edit Notice

Candycane RockoRocks has given you a candy cane!
Hi you are really nice!!

The preceding unsigned comment was added by RockoRocks (talk • contribs)

edit VFD

Hi, do you know how you can vote for/against the deletion of articles on the VFD page? If you try to edit the page it says the page has been locked to prevent editing. Is there a way to vote for/against articles on the VFD page? Please tell me how if so! --RockoRocks (talk) 20:05, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

You have to wait a few days until you become "autoconfirmed". No one knows exactly what that means, but once you achieve it, you can edit just about anything. It's a curse rather than a privilege, really. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 26 '12 20:42 (UTC)
Meanwhile, DO NOT REMOVE {{VFD}} FROM A PAGE, least of all saying in the Change Summary, "This page isn't even on VFD." Placing {{VFD}} on a page indicates an intent to put it on VFD and you should assume it has been done. What do you say to the arguments on VFD toward deleting this template (including mine)? Spıke Ѧ 23:51 26-Dec-12

edit Buckethead

Am working Patrol and saw your revert of Anon for adding LEET to this article. Good call! But could you also mark the change as Patrolled (if you have that power) so other users don't have to review it as well? Thanks. Spıke Ѧ 23:52 31-Dec-12

Oh, sorry! I normally do mark the changes as patrolled but it seems I forgot this time. I will be more focused next time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:56, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

Very good, sir. Carry on. Spıke Ѧ 12:04 2-Jan-13

I will. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:05, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

OK. Spıke Ѧ 12:07 2-Jan-13

K.O. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:08, 2 January, 2013 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:11 (UTC)
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 14:42, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Express not available today (just normal delivery)

Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 11:25 25, October 2016

edit This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:09, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:13, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost hath cometh

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, May 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Thanks

I see you've been active on this site a lot lately, thanks we appreciate it a lot, I like to see people who attempt to bring the two sites together. I mean that is quite hypocritical of me as I do no work on the other site, however my excuse is that I don't have the time to work on both and I see no difference between the sites bar the fact that I found this one first and have always regarded it as the original site. I wish everyone came back together on one site but unlikely to happen. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:41, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

heh you're welcome. Nothing happens much on the other site so I thought that why not to work here as well. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:50, 12 June, 2013 (UTC)

edit Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:42, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Recent news from old newspapers

Anton (talk) 19:48, June 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit If you don't know where to find the news

Happy reading! Anton (talk) 17:27, July 5, 2013 (UTC)

edit PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:00, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) 10:50, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

Ah ok, thanks. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:06, 14 August, 2013 (UTC)

edit Problems, considering the UnSignpost

If you care about what we are delivering to you, please, see this forum and vote if you can! Your opinion is very important! Anton (talk) 17:05, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

edit It is back!

Anton (talk) 13:15, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:40, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Congratulations! You are still on our list

Anton (talk) 09:32, October 22, 2013 (UTC)

edit Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

edit Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) 19:19, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) 21:07, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your forum was deleted

Really, did you expect anything else? You did not suggest any positive actions, and you were primarily motivated by hurt feelings when creating it, which resulted in the rant that you posted. What you posted on Spike's page that was deleted wasn't a rant: your forum was a rant. You should know that Spike moves things that he disagrees with to a "request for controversy" page, rather than starting or continuing a flame war. You should also know that we are prohibited by the TOU from linking to the fork on talk pages. Advertising the fork tends to divert our contributors to the other site, which is not desirable. I can see your and Aleister's point about casting off our unwanted editors (mostly the ones that don't take advice or learn quickly) and attention whores to the other site, but that would be a slippery slope, and besides, we would not want to be accused of directing vandals to the other site either. It is a short sequence of steps from the one to the other. The culture here on this site is very different from the culture on the fork, you would be wise to lurk around, read talk pages, surf recent changes, and learn it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:26, January 1, 2014 (UTC) PS - Don't respond to this for at least 1 day, that would be ban evasion. Which you are already probably guilty of with the forum recreation with the IP's. I have protected that forum from further recreation.

No. Responding to this via IP is not block evasion, it's getting around the out-of-date mediawiki that doesn't let you allow talk page editing at Special:Block. On normal wikis there's a check box that says 'prevent user from editing own talk page' and it's unchecked by default, and you can edit your own talk page. Who is to blame if one must edit one's own talk page through an IP while blocked, regardless of whether one has done anything to deserve revocation of talk page access? The blocked user? Or those responsible for updating the mediawiki? 22:14, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Wikia updates the mediawiki around here. Also, in response to the forum, courage isn't accepting what others think, it is on the other hand, courageous to have your own opinion despite what others think. Accepting what others think is collaboration and friendliness, as well as courtesy, but it isn't the same as courage. Also, Spike was referring to the sockpuppets that responded on his page, not calling Aleister a sockpuppet. Speaking of ban evasion, if a checkuser reveals that you were recreating the forums, that is definitely ban evasion, and grounds for an infiniban. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:08, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Pity if Cat's forced to leave. These things should be done of our own will. 23:10, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
P.S. I know Wikia updates the mediawiki. I could have named them directly but I wasn't interested in making a 'wikia does this bad stuff and they suck' type comment. 23:11, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
I don't like the idea of anyone being forced to leave except vandals and spammers, but the latest forum recreations have crossed the line into vandalism. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:17, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
Cat. Just stop it will you? We have given people long bans for what you are currently doing. I will extend the ban if you carry on vandalising. Thank you. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:23, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
It is truly remarkable to claim that it is not ban evasion to perform an operation that is not allowed here while banned, on the grounds that some other MediaWiki website might allow it while banned. And it is not clear that we are talking to Cat, nor who "we" are in doing things "of our own will." One interpretation is that, when rebuked, Cat called on his playground pals to attack the site; another certainly is that they did so on their own. But Cat certainly chose a holiday visit not to contribute content but to sniff for recent disagreements and use them as a springboard to give me a generic scolding on my character, which at least led to the follow-on attacks. Spıke Ѧ 23:28 1-Jan-14
Here is a great chance for some peace. Why not just forget everything done, and give a New Year's Pardon to anyone involved in this, and maybe to the guy it's all about, the new Christmas Eve user who tried hard to write and to learn and was then finally pushed into some kind of mental breakdown by Spike and begging for help. It was horrible to see (satire there, lol actually). So I tried to defend him, which, if you look, you will find as a suggested action in the Terms of Use, if we are going to go all Terms of Use on each other, and all hell eventually broke loose, and I apologize for any part I had in bringing that hell forward. This one has touched emotions. We all love Spike, and if I have any say in it he will be voted Uncy of The Year once that page is opened, but a few people went over the line on this one, including SPIKE and Cat. Pardons all around, all of us were dicks, so if all the dicks left there would be vacuum where the dicks used to be, a sad state of affairs. Happy New Year everyone?!!! Aleister 2:00 2-1-14
So, finally free. Feels good man. Although I don't think I will edit the wiki with someone as childish as SPIKE on it. No, I don't want anymore blood from my nose but I think it's just for the best. This is enough. It's over.
And now it's time for some explaining. I won't link now to the other side because that's a free ban card for me but I explained to Simsilikesims on my talkpage that I don't have any connection to the multiple re-creation of the forum and I don't know the people behind that. After I had created it and it got deleted, one person from irc (which shall go nameless, again) re-created it ONCE, and after that I went to sleep. During my sleeping happened a large wave of mass-vandalism, and, the funniest part, accusations of me behind that. Hey... get IP-identifiers or something before you accuse me of something I have not done. I tried asking at irc who did it but I didn't get any straight answers, just some ideas who might have done that but nothing really helpful. So Romartus, SPIKE and Simsilikesims, I think I at least deserve an apology from you, if I'd be an admin I'd ban you all for slander towards me.
That all being said, I am actually forced to leave. A shame to say that it's all because of a one person who cannot behave but well, that's life. Sayonara, Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:36, 3 January, 2014 (UTC)
You are not being forced to leave Cat but ever since the split I don't recall anything constructive you have done on this site except to create hostile forums and criticise those who chose to remain. Regards the recent vandalism, since you created that forum it was reasonable to believe it was someone connected to you at the Fork (via their IRC channel) to be involved in the vandal attack. You got a one day ban for the forum - the IP addresses used for the vandalism were banned and then it stopped. So, enjoy your time at the Fork and work with those there who want to improve that site. Isn't that point of websites like these? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:04, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
Aggh, you're doing it again! Accusing without evidence or even daring to check the things you're speaking of. Just for the fun of it, check this. Also remember that we split back at January (or was it February I don't remember). I've actually helped a lot by QVFDing pages, reverting vandalism, BPing trolls and vandals, edited some pages, removed red links and all that. It drives me crazy you people actually think I'm a troll or something WHEN I'M NOT. And that is why I can't stand this website. No matter what I do I'm a troll and a bad person just because I have opinions and think we small people need a voice. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:11, 3 January, 2014 (UTC)
For God's sake Cat you've got two choices. Redeem yourself and write some articles, carry on with your BPing and QVFDing or choose to leave the site. We don't mind if you leave or if you stay but please stop digging this hole for yourself. This conversations gone far enough. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:32, January 3, 2014 (UTC)

edit One-year ban

The mistake you make is in assuming that we are here to get everyone to like us. I am here to ensure that Romartus is undistracted from his good writing and ScottPat is undistracted from his good writing. You do not do good writing and you have gotten in the way of them doing it. You came here on New Year's Day, sniffing for disagreement, jumped on the first one you found, and made it a case against me. You know or should know that everyone from Forkers to Darthpedians jump on such incidents and imitate and replicate. So your whole "Whodunit/Wasn't me/You can't prove it was me/I know but I'm not telling" is part of the problem. I do not care whether you instigated the follow-on stuff on IRC, you know them but didn't instigate, wink wink, or you just gave them a cause of action. It is getting in the way of writing, and you serve no other purpose here, except to tell your own old self-justifying story. Goodbye. Spıke Ѧ 17:10 3-Jan-14

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) 19:48, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is back from holiday

We have not forgotten about you (yet)! Anton (talk) 15:56, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) 17:29, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy's Harry and the UnSignpost!

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:39, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit Here's a very special UnSignpost

Anton (talk) 17:44, November 9, 2014 (UTC)

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