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edit checkuser error on zh-tw

Dear carlb,

User:Hant has performed a checkuser in zh-tw, but occured an error message "CheckUser::doUserIPsRequest" MySQL error "1072: Key column 'cuc_user_ip_time' doesn't exist in table (oscar)". May you check for this? If you need to test the checkuser function, you may test on leeyc0 account at zh-tw, that's mine. --Leeyc0 02:19, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

This should be working now. --Carlb 07:16, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

edit We have problems in Hikipedia

Hello, dear Carlb. Im one of finnish Hikipedia users, and we have broblems, like this (well, I can't go to Hikipedia).

ERROR The requested URL could not be retrieved

While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.hikipedia.info/

The following error was encountered:

  • Unable to forward this request at this time.

This request could not be forwarded to the origin server or to any parent caches. The most likely cause for this error is that:

  • The cache administrator does not allow this cache to make direct connections to origin servers, and
  • All configured parent caches are currently unreachable.

Your cache administrator is root. Generated Thu, 07 Feb 2008 22:07:18 GMT by oscar.uncyclomedia.org (squid/2.6.STABLE6)

Can you do anything? --Hr. Snellman 22:10, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

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It's back online now. --Carlb 23:55, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
I'm afraid it's not. Now it just cannot find the page. Says that the page is experiencing technical difficulties. Black Eagle 19:23, 26 February 2008 (UTC) Thanks. Black Eagle 20:48, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Timezone problem in Japan

Good morning Carlb. I am an Uncyclopedian in Japan. Currently, Japanese uncyclopedia has a jet lag. If I write date/time signature (~~~~~), timezone is JST, but date/time is still UTC.

~~~~~ should expand as:

2008年2月17日 (日) 00:16 (JST)

But currently, it expand as:

2008年2月16日 (土) 15:16 (JST)

Date/time is subtracting 9 hours from JST (JST is 9 hours ahead of UTC). What is happening? What time is it now? Thank you, good night. --話切徒 16:19, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

It is now 2008年2月17日 (日) 12:16 (JST) - do you know where your MediaWiki 1.12alpha revision level is? :) Carlb 22:18, 16 February 2008 (EST)
I'm sorry about response time lag. The jet lag has cured. Thanks! Should I have checked the MediaWiki revision before asking you? I have not checked the revision. sorry. --話切徒 13:46, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
The error appears to have been a bug in MediaWiki; when the server was updated to the new version, the time appeared correctly. --Carlb 22:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Mirror Uncyc alert

Major vandalism on mirror site by User:69.108.98.138.

1<473 00:25, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw edit section link being too high

Seems that you have upgraded the MediaWiki and that particular edit section link reverted to old layout. May you also change the CSS so that the CSS matches the latest version? --Leeyc0 07:44, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks carlb very much for the long term helping ^.^ --Leeyc0 16:44, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

edit http://th.uncyclopedia.info

Hi, I am from Thai Uncyclopedia and would like to report a problem that we are unable to access the website as of right now. Please help look into it. Thanks! --Jutiphan 18:25, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

edit server

hello Carl, Just want to inform you the server is down. D.G.Neree 18:28, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Finnish Hikipedia doesn't work either. Please fix the bugs... Black Eagle 19:20, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
It's back online now. --Carlb 20:11, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
Yup, thank you very much! =) Black Eagle 20:47, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
No, no, no...! Hikipedia is down again... Black Eagle 06:46, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
Now back online. Black Eagle 19:26, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Deleted pages and absolute deletion

Sorry that I bother you with this silly question, but are you the only admin of the two Hikipedia servers? Can only you complete an absolute deletion, that even administrators can't undo? And my real question is, that will someone delete old crap articles completely? I am asking this just because there are some deleted pages in Hikipedia that I personally would like to keep somewhere. Thanks. --Crea(te)dit 18:15, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

As far as I know, any deletions done by the admins can be undone. The information is still in the database; it's just hidden from view. --Carlb 04:28, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I knew that. I am just asking do you know will anyone anytime complete an absolute deletion... ? --Crea(te)dit 13:13, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
No, deleted text can be undeleted. --Carlb 22:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Korean Uncyclopedia server migration

We have planned Korean Uncyclopedia's server migration, mostly due to slow connection speed(100MBps+ Internet is ubiquitous in Korea, even Gigabit LAN services are now available in Korea) and stability. We made a new server and tested about several weeks, now it's time to migrate all the data, including user and article database and media files. I sincerely request to lock Korean Uncyclopedia's database in March 9 00:00 UTC or later, and gave us a dump of user and article database, media files. I will notify about server's new IP and domain soon. Thank you. --Peremen 12:12, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry. The plan was delayed because of some troubles. However, we still have plan and I'll notify about that soon. --Peremen 16:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
If you have your own server, I think that it would be easiest to transfer ownership of 백괴사전.org to you instead of registering a new domain (although both options are easily possible}. Other addresses could be configured on domain servers here to be merely aliases (ie: ko.uncyclopedia.info. CNAME 백괴사전.org).
The dump of media files is on http://download.uncyc.org as is the article text. Any images on commons.uncyclomedia.org which you are using in 백괴사전.org articles will need to be copied into the local wiki. I could have this done by some sort of 'bot if you wish. The full SQL dump (which has the deleted articles and the userlist) is not on download.uncyc.org but could be made available to you if you need it.
Let me know once you're ready. --Carlb 16:21, 1 March 2008 (UTC) (carlb at kingston net}

edit Recent changes list

(In Hikipedia) Is it possible to hide all checked changes on the recent changes list? Checking would become much much easier. --Black Eagle 22:26, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes. Click "piilota tarkastetut muutokset" at the top of the recent changes list to hide patrolled revisions. --Carlb 22:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Ok I think I'm getting blind... (I mean thank you!) --Black Eagle 05:33, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Extensions

Hello again, Carlb. Would it be possible to install the Widgets extension with the "report a problem"-widget on Ikkepedia.org? It would make it a lot easier for us to find vandalism and other problems, since most of our visitors don't have enough knowledge about wikicode to insert the templates we've made for reporting problems. --Trubadurix 18:39, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Lately we've had problems creating User talk pages, so we can't welcome new users. Also our Special:Nuke page is no longer available. --Trubadurix 21:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

User talk and nn:special:nuke should be working now.

I don't see any information for the widget extension that you mentioned, at least not anything saying where to get individual widgets for that extension which could be used on MediaWiki. --Carlb 04:34, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. I'll try to find out more about the widget extension. I know Uncyclopedia and the abandoned Ikkepedia version has the widget, maybe it's a wikia thing. --Trubadurix 08:50, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Sorry to bother you

I always regret that I have no better things to say, except to complain all the time. So this time:
Hi! How are you doing? There has been some mysterious lagging lately and some pictures don't work. (Well there was the complain... =( ) Do you happen to know anything about this? Black Eagle 19:06, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Well now the whole Hikipedia is down... Black Eagle 19:24, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Now everything is under control, except some of the images don't show properly. Black Eagle 21:10, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

A few of the problem images appear to be .BMP's that have been saved under non-.BMP names: Halko.png, Mylaf.jpg, MIkiii.jpg, Nallekarkit.jpg, Mikkisuurinn.jpg, Ahterin_kunta.png, Röhmöfantti.jpg, Donuts-spread2.jpg, KenraaliSanttu.jpg, Tyypillinenlehmä.jpg, OOO.jpg, Pim.jpg, Pukki.jpg, Leppis.gif, Vaakis.jpg, Murneli.jpg, Nimetön.jpg, Ei_tyttö.jpg, Leppiskrt.gif, Spiritism.jpg, Bush_idols.jpg, Hätänium.jpg, Jasso_sami.jpg, Merihirvio.jpg, Universumi.jpg and KumiankkaSaalistamassa.jpg. These are affected by this bug.

These were the only ones that I couldn't get to display properly just by going to the image description page and clicking the 'refresh' (päivitä) tab. The rest appear to be valid. --Carlb 04:25, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I see. But there are still some pictures; this for example. Have they removed this or something? Black Eagle 05:14, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

edit 請求

的一個wiki!

  • 但我遲遲都沒申請成功,已經試了兩次了!
  • 所以想請你幫我!--123.192.155.57 07:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw mysql error

Dear carlb, I discovered this error for zh-tw:

(Can't contact the database server: Host 'sophia.uncyclomedia.org' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts' (oscar))

May you check for it? --Leeyc0 10:01, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

We have this error in Hikipedia also. Black Eagle 10:30, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Oncyclopedia too. 82.95.43.159 14:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
And now we at Oncyclopedia can acces our site again. Problem solfed I gues Sgt pepper 15:39, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

edit different behaviour between zh.uncyclopedia.info and uncyclopedia.tw

Dear carlb, I just discovered that the namespace table between these 2 domains acted differently, even though they seems to have same namespace configuration. For example, there is a template named 範本:SOS團列表, and it can be accessed from http://zh.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/%E7%AF%84%E6%9C%AC:SOS%E5%9C%98%E5%88%97%E8%A1%A8, but not from http://uncyclopedia.tw/wiki/%E7%AF%84%E6%9C%AC:SOS%E5%9C%98%E5%88%97%E8%A1%A8. Seems that uncyclopedia.tw doesn't recognize that 範本: is a namespace prefix. May you have a check for it? --Leeyc0 09:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

For me both worked well. Black Eagle 20:46, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Request changes for th.uncyclopedia.info

Hi! I would like to ask you to kindly make couple of minor changes. First, we would prefer w: shortcut to reference to th.wikipedia.org instead of English one. Secondly, we would like to use time in Thailand and Thai year as in Thai Wikipedia, which basically is UTC+7, and for the information on Thai year, you can see here: https://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=11657 Thanks! --Jutiphan 22:50, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

You have MediaWiki 1.13 (which contains all bug fixes up to Feb 2008) and พิเศษ:Interwiki (which would allow you to remove the old w: shortcut and create a new one). I've changed the timezone, but I don't think there's anything else that requires me to intervene here. Thanks --Carlb 23:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
That was quick. Thank you very much for the changes. Thai Wikipedia took weeks if not more for such changes. --Jutiphan 02:22, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Internet adress

Something changed. There used to be two content-identical adresses to Hikipedia:
http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/page_example and
http://hikipedia.info/wiki/page_example.
Now there is only this http://hikipedia.info/wiki/page_example
Are you aware of this change? --Black Eagle 09:00, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm seeing fi.uncyclopedia.info and some others as a redirect to hikipedia.info, and hikipedia.ws or hiki.pedia.ws as aliases with the same content. Peelonet no longer links to Hikipedia at all, and unfortunately nothing on hikipedia in domains .com .net .org but linkspam. :( --Carlb 17:13, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
What on earth? I tried a few days ago to go to hiki.pedia.ws but when it loaded the page I think it somehow redirected because I got to this hikipedia.info. Mysterious. Well, can you explain why those sites have the same content but different adress? And why there are two adresses anyway? Black Eagle 20:45, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

edit The close down of Simplified Chinese Uncyclopedia

Today, the Simplified Chinese Uncyclopedia (zh:) reported to us (Traditional Chinese Uncyclopedia (zh:tw)) that she would be closed down on April 4th 2008. We need to make changes on our language links this week.--Hant 00:03, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

As far as I know, zh:/zh-tw: have been returning nothing but blank pages since at least last year in the PRC, and en: is now also affected. There may be other Uncyclopedias and many Wikipedia projects blocked as well. As such, I doubt that anyone will notice Simplified 伪基百科's demise, if and when it occurs. Simply deleting the zh: link from zh-tw:Special:Interwiki will leave a mess of red links, so it's probably best to wait until Simplified is actually gone and then have a robot remove the links from the articles.
The links from Wikia-hosted versions are a bit more problematic; we seem not to have a robot active here now that Qscgu9-bot has been banned at least once on en: as well as de:. There's also the problem that we have no access to update the interwiki table here; Forum:Interwiki links is a list of what currently has been awaiting update since October. Still, zh: disappearing is normal (it happened before with the uncyclopedia.wikiachina.cn debacle) so I doubt anyone would notice anything out of the ordinary. Might be best just to ignore it? --Carlb 11:37, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
The Simplified Chinese Uncyclopedia (zh:) reported to us (Traditional Chinese Uncyclopedia (zh:tw)) that it would not be closed down on April 4th 2008. As you say, we have done nothing in this moment. Everything just remain the same.
But I don't think English Uncyclopedia would use it's 'close down' to make a joke on April 1st. The Simplified Chinese Uncyclopedia is now mostly contributed by one or two of its sysops, who are also active in the Traditional Chinese Uncyclopedia. Do they think about if Wikia know its intention to close down? It may come truth! --Hant 22:52, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Auctoris

Hi Carl,

Thank you very much (from DG/Ayo too, but he is blocked here). I hope you receive my mail.

VSOTVEP-TALK-22px-Flag of NetherlandsI'mDutch 23:17, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

edit User Ban

Hi,

Well, it was somewhat related after he decided to start vandalising people's wiki pages, you could at least have dropped me a message you know. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 11:21, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Favicon

I was testing my new mass deletion script on our unused files list at Ikkepedia.org, and accidentially deleted the Favicon.ico file. I uploaded a new version with an "I" instead of a "U" [1], but it doesn't seem to be working. Can you take a look at it? --Trubadurix 10:21, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Hymie

Hi,

Hymie is correcting the interwiki Mol every time: es:Mol , fr:Mole , pt:Mol . But the correct translation is: es:Topo (red link), fr:Taupe and pt:Toupeira ...

VSOTVEP-TALK-22px-Flag of NetherlandsI'mDutch 20:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Ouch, there must be 6.02 x 1023 different meanings for "mol" and "mole", no wonder this doesn't work... --Carlb 23:49, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Your concerns regarding the sysops at Uncyclopedia

They are mostly grounded in solid fact, but I think you may be missing the pulse of the wiki which you get when you deal with primarily onwiki issues as opposed to offwiki issues (a job which I greatly admire and don't in any way envy ;). What I mean by this is that, yes, we aren't growing at nearly the rate we were growing when I first joined. Hell, I joined at the END of the bubble, the burst, the surge; whatever term you want to use, that time has long gone. We're getting to a point now where it's less about letting the bubble grow, and more about making sure the surface tension doesn't cause it to asplode. That overwrought metaphor is meant not to make me seem more pompous than I already am, but rather to help express my belief that growth != progress. Let me tell you what I mean.

Wikipedia is an ever-growing wiki in which thousands of edits are made literally every second of every day. They've grown well past 2 million articles and are fast on the way to 2.5 and eventually 3 million. That's all well and good, if not for the fact that every day the very users who made Wikipedia what it was/is become more and more disillusioned with what it's become. I point to the developer of AutoWikiBrowser and the vigilance barnstar dude as examples of what happens when this occurs.

I fear every day that more and more people are coming to this point on this wiki. All the time, it's one long and drawn-out argument after another making absolutely no progress. This guy even made a comment on the Manticore op thingamajig.

You might be asking yourself, "Why the hell did this guy come to my talk page to ramble?" I'm getting there, don't fear. You have some well-founded concerns. I find myself reverting reverts all the time, and it's annoying. But such is life. People make mistakes. Sometimes pages that shouldn't be deleted are deleted. We may lose a user, even. This isn't desirable, but it's certainly not worth losing sleep over. Look, I know that you have the wiki's best interests at heart as much as I or anyone else, but sometimes I fear that when a user like you, with such a long, illustrious history at Uncyc (2nd only to MadMax in contribs) only comes back every so often to voice dissent in a forum, it adds to the problem rather than helping toward a solution.

That's my piece. I say it with the utmost respect and without indictment, just a simple statement that sometimes the best way to improve quality is to improve morale, and morale doesn't improve when people come back just to say we're doing it wrong. Even if it is true.

And there you have it. It only took me 3,000 characters to say.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:55, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

I don't think I have what could be called "a long, illustrious history" here. Most of my edits are from ages ago, starting May 2005 (back before Uncyclopedia had any additional languages or any ties with Wikia) and ending soon after Chron sold the domain in July 2006. Most of my involvement since then has been with the Uncyclopedia Babble Project, where I somehow managed to rack up 3000 edits on pt:, a language in which I am dangerously dependent on Babblefish to understand anything. Mostly reverts of page/section blanking and categorisation of templates. Even here, many of these edits are trivial - moving pages to Babel:, adding categories to pages and templates which had none and minor maintenance tasks done long ago. Don't be fooled. :)
Sure, to some extent I do believe in the whole "don't bite the n00bs" concept - and the thirty-plus-years bans being handed out can be a bit excessive. I'm not saying Wikipedia is better or worse, they are becoming a mess of bureaucratic policies and out-of-control robots who have nothing better to do than mislabel user-created images and content as plagiarism and delete it. Still, I am getting tired of having to explain why sysops of other Uncyclopedia languages are being banned here for 'infinite' (which has happened at least once) or why entire entire countries and states are being CVP'ed. Sometimes we do delete a marginal but not unsalvageable page, only to see utter rubbish take its place. That usually leads, a few deletions and re-creations later, to the CVP bin. I do still have interwiki.py robots running on most non-Wikia in the Uncyclopedia series, and am having these constantly prompt asking whether a link to a perfectly-valid topic that should exist here should be pulled as it now links across namespaces (to CVP). And yes, quite often they does seem to be creating inbound links to Wikia pages that don't link back.
Que sera, sera, je suppose. It's all largely out of my hands at this point. --Carlb 10:53, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Swinging

That article is chock-full of win. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. --Hyperbole 19:36, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Job queue on zh-tw

Apparently the job queue on zh-tw doesn't go down, and the included pages doesn't update. Would you check for it? Thanks. --Leeyc0 03:32, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Something wrong with zh-tw

Today, we found there are several problem in zh-tw.

  1. Access to zh-tw is extremely slow.
  2. All customized system messages reset to default (such as the navigation bar).
  3. Unable to login. (Returned to not logged in status even logged in successfully.)
  4. For the users already logged in before system failure: unable to save the documents after pressing the save button and an error reported.

Please check for it, many thanks. --Leeyc0 06:29, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Request new extension for Thai Uncyclopedia

I would like to kindly ask you to please install Google Analytics Integration extension for Thai Uncyclopedia. Please use this account number: UA-247977-2. Admins and core members are all interested regarding this. Thank you very much! --Jutiphan 15:48, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Help

Carl, www.desciclo.pedia.ws is offline. The other adresses are working fine but this one (who happens to be our main adress) is totally offline. Log in msn or send me an email ASAP. -Kohl 21:17, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

edit ja.uncyclopedia.info's time is inaccurate

Hi, Carlb san. Konichiwa. I am a Japanese uncyclopedia user in Japan. We encountered strange problem.

Currently, Japanese uncyclopedia has two domain names:

  • ansaikuropedia.org
  • ja.uncyclopedia.info
  • (and more?)

The message sent from ansaikuropedia.org is received at correct time. But the message sent from ja.uncyclopedia.info is received at inaccurate time.

Like this:

2008年6月15日 (日) 20:58 (JST) // from ansaikuropedia.org at 20:58
2008年6月15日 (日) 21:04 (JST) // from ja.uncyclopedia.info at 21:00

ja.uncyclopedia.info server is hosted on Mars? Thanks. --話切徒 12:52, 15 June 2008 (UTC)


edit Extension request

Hello, Carlb. Can you install the search suggest extension on http://ikkepedia.org ? Thank you. --Trubadurix 15:10, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Uncyclo"pee"dia

Me again (sort of). I'm taking on the challenge of being an admin on Uncyclopeedia. This will be a hard job and I will not enjoy it. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:02, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

edit You know what?

Uncyclopeedia.org project (you are just wasting host money) - restart it entirely. Make me their leader!!! And email me my password (which you will have to make). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:35, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Oncyclopedia

Hello CarlB,

I was just wondering about the reason Oncyclopedia is so slow at the moment, has something happened to the server?

Greetings from the hot and steamy Low Countries, Rongo 14:29, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Hi Carlb,

Unmeta has the same problem too, the server access is very bad, do you know the reason for it?

Assyrius 14:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Dear Carlb, we (zh-tw) also notice the slow response too. Is the server running near its limit? --Leeyc0 05:37, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Hi

Could you install the extension that allows admin to protect part of the article with <protect> -tags to Hikipedia? (I can't remember the name of it... Was it something like Protection plus?) Thanks (: --Wooohooo 14:13, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

There it is: PageProtectionPlus --Wooohooo 14:42, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Three Requests from Japanese Project

Hi! Carlb, It is after a long absence. I am Muttley of the Japanese Projects. I want to ask for 3 of the next this time.

  1. Protect New Users from Editing Half-Proteced Pages at least 14 days(2 Weeks) or 50 another posts.
  2. Validation of MediaWiki:Usernameblacklist.
  3. Validation of MediaWiki:Titleblacklist also.

When you done, I am glad you tell it in my Talk page.-- by CatofsignatureofMuttley Muttley /Talk/ Mail12:19, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw unable to upload images

Dear carlb, we cannot upload images in zh-tw. A blank screen appears after we press the upload button. Thanks in advance. --Leeyc0 13:16, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

This seems to be a problem with one of the extensions; I'd turned the extension off and the upload started working normally. --Carlb 04:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Account hacking or what?

In hiki.pedia.ws (Finnish Uncyclopedia project) it seems, that most of the users have problems/fail to log in, because their passwords have been reseted or hacked. Do you have any information on this? This is a major problem, because most of the sysops fail to log in as well.--C12 09:20, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

This appears to be a temporary problem caused by a MediaWiki upgrade. The new version (1.14alpha) has changed the way the passwords are stored, so attempts to log on during the upgrade install may have given errors. --Carlb 10:37, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Category count of zh-tw disappered

Zh-tw category count

Dear carlb, I discovered that the category count of a page disappeared after the version upgrade. (See the screenshot, I have changed the interface to English for your convinience.) Is there any problem in it. Thanks in advance. --Leeyc0 16:22, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

By the way, seems that favicon.ico is missing, may you check for it? --Leeyc0 03:27, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm not sure what you mean by "category count". I'm still seeing "category" or "categories" as appropriate, and am still seeing the number of items and subcategories at the top of those respective sections. --Carlb 04:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Sorry for late reply. What I mean the "total number of categories" was shown, but disappeared now. In my example, it was "1 Category: 鬼文去留投票存檔". --Leeyc0 07:56, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Norwegian Ikkepedia down

Dear mr. carlb! Do you have any idea why the Norwegian Ikkepedia is down? Has been two days now. We are presented a white page containing exactly zero bytes! Try it, yourself. Regards, yours truly Norwegian admirers, by one of them, --Jeff no 19:45, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Whatever the reason, the system is working again. Down period from 10:30 August 25 (UTC) to 14:30 August 27 (UTC) If anyone did anything to fix it: Thanks, --Jeff no 14:58, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, we have lots of error messages like ERROR The requested URL could not be retrieved While trying to retrieve the URL: http://ikkepedia.org/wiki/Spesial:Siste_endringer The following error was encountered: Connection to 127.0.0.1 Failed The system returned: (110) Connection timed out --Jeff no 15:47, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, carlb. Our users are a bit frustrated for the time being. When they can't access the Ikkepedia site, they find themselves new hobbies and we loose them. That's bad. BTW, there is much humour in the discussion forums at The Real Wikipedia also, some even worse than ours. --Jeff no 15:26, 28 August 2008 (UTC)
The site is back to having both servers up and running, so should be back to normal. It's still very heavily loaded (the two servers are moving a combined total of 4500 gigabytes a month at the moment) but hopefully some of the problems from the server replacement and the MediaWiki 1.14alpha upgrade are resolved. --Carlb 04:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Hello, it's me again, the boring Norwegian. Yes it's better- much better, however we still occationally get an error message at the top, mostly on the Main page, Notice: Undefined variable: egLCEnableSidebarLink in /home/sophia/domains/extensions/LogCount.php on line 167 --Jeff no 19:01, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw uncyclopedia edit problem

Dear Carlb,

When I try to save my edit on zh-tw uncyclopedia, the following appear:

Warning: UserMailer::require_once(Mail.php) [function.UserMailer-require-once]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/sophia/domains/zhtw/includes/UserMailer.php on line 114

Fatal error: UserMailer::require_once() [function.require]: Failed opening required 'Mail.php' (include_path='/home/sophia/domains/zhtw:/home/sophia/domains/zhtw/includes:/home/sophia/domains/zhtw/languages:.:/usr/local/lib/php') in /home/sophia/domains/zhtw/includes/UserMailer.php on line 114

What can I do?--Hant 01:18, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

This should be working now; let me know if you're still seeing this error? --Carlb 04:39, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw has a problem

Dear carlb, today I found that zh-tw returned "偽基百科 (Uncyclopedia) has a problem". May you check for it? --Leeyc0 01:06, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Japanese Uncyclopedia also "has a problem". There are Sophias appeared on both domains of ansaikuro and ja.ucp.info. I want to be told the reason too.--Ore tatieno 08:32, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Hello, Mr. Carl. Japanese Uncyclopedia had problem between 0 and 13o'clock (UTC) today. But we can access and edit freely now. Thank you.--かぼ 15:04, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Dear Carlb

Hikipedia (finnish uncyclopedia) has problem. It's like this:

(Can't contact the database server: Lost connection to MySQL server at 'reading initial communication packet', system error: 111 (sophia)).

Can you fix it? --88.193.188.200 12:11, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

The previous problem has gone already but could you help us with this? [2] There are two reported errors, both are some parser errors. The font is bigger than usually and page loads a little slower than usual. The lower error occurs also at Main page, the one with "...line 48". Any ideas how to fix this? --Black Eagle 18:03, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Flash Game in zh-tw

Nice to meet you. I am an uncyclopedian in zh-tw uncyclopedia. Have you seen our UnGame? Do you like it? We made many special games with template:CGI. However we (or only I) believe that's not the maximum of UnGame and hope to improve it. That's why I think it's good to enable zh-tw uncyclopedia to support flash. In this moment, we can use <youtube> to show flash but it's not enough. Optimally, we should install flash extension which let us can input value in edit page. Or at least it should allow users to upload swf file.
Please think about it. (Please forgive my poor English writing skill)--SunnyChow 04:32, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

edit About ja server-down in present and my announcement

Good afternoon. Japanese Uncyclopedia is under the down manyly but it is certainly less than 156th.

I started the action because of my humility and laziness. I add an article about the status of japanese uncyclopedia as the user subpage. Would you add that in your watchlist?--Ore tatieno 12:46, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw signature problem

Dear carlb, I just found a signature problem. I use a customized signature, and today I want to make a change. I changed the "Real name" in "Preferences" (screenshot 1) as usual, but found that it isn't working. When I saved the "Real name", it just reverted to the default signature (screenshot 2). No matter what I entered in the "Real name" field, it still didn't apply to the signature. May you check for it? Thank you. --Leeyc0 11:06, 27 September 2008 (UTC)

Forget it. I found the problem now. MediaWiki has changed a lot in the past years. I should use the "Signature" field now, instead of "Real name" in the past days. --Leeyc0 07:50, 28 September 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw is being hacked

Dear carlb, there is an user from zh.uncyclopedia.wikia.com vandalized zh.uncyclopedia.info, whose expresses his anger to an bureaucrat at zh.uncyclopedia.wikia.com. He replaced a lot of pages, and I reverted most of them. However I found that there are 2 pages which ALL previous history are being replaced, namely zh-tw:範本:黃卡 and zh-tw:範本:管理員用紅卡 (and zh-tw:範本:管理員用紅卡 is a protected page, only sysops should be able to edit this page, but the page is being replaced anyway.). May you investigate for it and restoring its history? --Leeyc0 06:09, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

Seems the problem disappeared itself. Sorry for disturbing you. --Leeyc0 07:25, 8 October 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw checkuser log problem

Dear carlb, I am just being promoted to bureaucrat, and learning about bureaucrat permissions. Just found that the checkuser log cannot be updated, an error "Warning: fopen(/home/wikipedia/logs/checkuser.log) function.fopen: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/sophia/domains/extensions/CheckUser/CheckUser_body.php on line 827" is displayed. May you check for it? --Leeyc0 16:35, 9 October 2008 (UTC)

By the way, just discovered that /favicon.ico is missing. May you restore it? --Leeyc0 12:06, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

edit cmn(ISO639-3)、yue(ISO639-3)

Zh-tw Uncyclopedia wants to take two more language codes cmn(ISO639-3) and yue(ISO639-3). That means zh-tw Uncyclopedia would keeps 4 languages codes: cmn, yue, zh-hk and zh-tw. I hope you would approve.

Can you also modify non-wikia Uncyclopedias' name.php? (add or renew, all are Chinese variants)

  • cmn 正體中文‪
  • yue 香港語
  • zh 汉语
  • zh-classical 文言
  • zh-cn ‪汉语
  • zh-hans ‪汉语
  • zh-hant ‪正體中文
  • zh-hk 香港語
  • zh-mo 中文(澳門)
  • zh-my 华语(马来西亚)
  • zh-sg ‪华语(新加坡)‬
  • zh-tw 正體中文‪
  • zh-yue 香港語

Also, please add zombie to the pagecount robot in encyclopedi.as.

The "ko" pagecount does not work, please check it.

Can you lock the site encyclopedi.as, let only logged-in user to edit?--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 11:00, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Should all of these (cmn, yue, zh-hk and zh-tw) point to the same place? Also, how could there be a pagecount for zombie if zombie is, pretty much by definition, dead?
I'm still trying to get hardware to upgrade the site; it looks like it will be at least another two weeks before I can add a third server. The "ko" wiki is separate from the others, however, they have their own host in Korea. It's that host that's returning "입니다. MySQL은 "1054: Unknown column 'ss_active_users' in 'field list' (localhost)" 오류를 냈습니다." for special:statistics?action=raw --Carlb 13:52, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

edit About zh-tw Uncyclopedia

Sorry for disturb. But I want to make it clear:

Please let zh-tw Uncyclopedia keeps 3 domain names and 4 languages codes:

  1. uncyclopedia.tw (Language code: cmn and zh-tw.)(Also redirect zh.uncyclopmedia.org, zh-hant.uncyclomedia.org, 偽基百科.com, 偽基百科.biz, encyclopedia.tw and all others to this domain name.)
  2. uncyclopedia.hk (Language code: yue and zh-hk);
  3. zh.uncyclopedia.info.
Please modify non-wikia Uncyclopedias' name.php (add or renew):
No. Code Prefered Name Exact code Prefered language pack
1.cmn正體中文cmn-hant-twCopy zh-tw.
2.yue香港語yue-hant-hkCopy zh-hk. If no zh-hk, copy zh-tw.
3.zh汉语cmn-hans-cnCopy zh-cn.
4.zh-classical文言cmn-hant-classicalIf no zh-classical, copy zh-tw.
5.zh-cn汉语cmn-hans-cn
6.zh-hans汉语cmn-hans-cnCopy zh-cn.
7.zh-hant正體中文cmn-hant-twCopy zh-tw.
8.zh-hk香港語cmn-hant-hkIf no zh-hk, copy zh-tw.
9.zh-mo中文(澳門)cmn-hant-moCopy zh-hk. If no zh-hk, copy zh-tw.
10.zh-my华语(马来西亚)cmn-hans-myCopy zh-sg. If no zh-sg, copy zh-cn.
11.zh-sg华语(新加坡)cmn-hans-sgIf no zh-sg, copy zh-cn.
12.zh-tw正體中文‪cmn-hant-tw
13.zh-yue香港語‪yue-hant-hkCopy zh-hk. If no zh-hk, copy zh-tw.
Terms
cmn: Mandarin (which formal written form based on); yue: Cantonese; zh: Chinese (in general)
hans: Simplified script; hant: Traditional script; classical: Formal written form before 1920s.
cn, hk, mo, my, sg, tw: country code

The clock of uncyclopedia.hk is using UTC, not +8. Please correct it. Thank you! --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 04:37, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey Carlb

Are you still interested in hosting the project? Reply to my email, please.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:42, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

With no disrespect to Carlb and the huge amount of hard work that he puts into running the sister sites of Uncyclopedia I think we need to find a seperate alternative, one that isn't reliant upon individuals. Having said that it would be interesting to hear exactly what Carlb could offer. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I am still here, e-mail carlb (at) kingston net or carlb613 (at) hotmail. I shall be upgrading the existing server capacity soon (Japan and Brazil versions of Uncyclopedia, and a few others, are growing at a tremendous rate) and would be able to host a project if you want one put online on some other domain name. Just let me know :_) --Carlb 10:55, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

I just want to confirm that you understand what I said in about zh-tw Uncyclopedia section. I knew you are busy on upgrading the servers, and may not have time to entertain my enquiry. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 13:12, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Follow-up of zh-tw Uncyclopedia

  1. Thank you for modify non-wikia Uncyclopedias' name.php. But I don't see cmn on zh-tw Uncyclopedia's "Special:Preferences - User profile - Language". Is it impossible to add cmn?
  2. When I type cmn: and yue: on the searchbox in some non-wikia Uncyclopedias, and enter. No redirection to zh-tw Uncyclopedia. I think at least this moment, no interwikis of cmn (http://uncyclopedia.tw/wiki/$1) and yue (http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/$1) are set.
  3. I saw the interwikis of zh-hk are not updated in many non-wikia Uncyclopedias. The zh-hk would be http://uncyclopedia.hk/wiki/$1.
  4. The clock of uncyclopedia.hk is now +8. All of the five: zh.uncyclopmedia.org, zh-hant.uncyclomedia.org, 偽基百科.com, 偽基百科.biz, encyclopedia.tw seem to be redirected. Thank You.--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 09:44, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Thank You. The interwikis are OK. If setting a cmn code is too difficult, forget it. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 00:17, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

edit mailer error in zh-tw

Dear Carlb, I found that "mailer error" is sometimes returned when I tried to send email to another uncyclopedians using the "E-mail the user" link. I also found that I sometimes cannot receive alerts for my monitored pages. May you check for it? --Leeyc0 15:15, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Upgrading server?

Dear Carlb, I found that there is an error message "1146: Table 'uncyc_zhtw.user' doesn't exist (roberto)" in zh-tw. Are you upgrading the server? --Leeyc0 00:10, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Pics disappear

Some newly uploaded pics in zh-tw Uncyclopedia disappear. I believe it may related to server upgrading. Inform us when go back to normal. Thank You!--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 03:28, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

edit What did Wikia do?

I just discovered that the evil Wikia has start a zh-yue Uncyclopedia (zh-yue.uncyclopedxx.wikix.xxx) on November 1, 2008. Does Wikia care about the domain name Uncyclopedia.hk is now pointed to zh-tw Uncyclopedia? No Hongkongese showed the will in zh-tw Uncyclopedia that they want an independent Cantonese Uncyclopedia, what did Wikia do?--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 10:44, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

edit ikkepedia.org problems

Hello, Carlb. It seems Ikkepedia.org has some problems with the search suggest-extension. error message:

Warning: require_once(/var/home/sophia/domains/no/extensions/SearchSuggest/SearchSuggest.php) [function.require-once]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/home/sophia/domains/no/LocalSettings.php on line 125

Fatal error: require_once() [function.require]: Failed opening required '/var/home/sophia/domains/no/extensions/SearchSuggest/SearchSuggest.php' (include_path='/var/home/sophia/domains/no:/var/home/sophia/domains/no/includes:/var/home/sophia/domains/no/languages:.:/usr/local/lib/php') in /var/home/sophia/domains/no/LocalSettings.php on line 125

This error message shows up 9 of 10 times when trying to load a page. --81.166.154.34 19:22, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Adnormal

  1. The Pagecount Robot in encyclopedi.as go back to the old, no zombie and updated fields version.
  2. Now, encyclopedi.as lose some pics. For example, the small yellow alphabet w showed in the main page disappear (now the text Wikia). But the zh-tw Uncyclopedia's pics seem to be returned.
  3. Please once again restore the new name.php to non-Wikia Uncyclopedias. The name of Chinese variants return to the old one in some non-Wikia Uncyclopedias.
  4. The clock of Uncyclopedia.hk return to UTC, not +8. Please copy all the mediawikis from uncylopedia.tw to uncyclopedia.hk. All mediawikis in uncyclopedia.hk disappear.
  5. In log-out mode, the non-default namespaces set in zh-tw Uncyclopedia disappear. The default namespaces (like template, user) return to their old name, not these modified long ago.

Good Luck! --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 09:55, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Looks to be upgrade-related; one of the three servers appears not to be handling Special:Namespaces properly; there are also a few wiki-specific changes (such as language names, extensions in use on one language only and the like) which will need to be reinstalled. Incoming requests are directed quasi-randomly to one of the multiple available servers, so the extension looks fine on some pages and not others. --Carlb 19:28, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
  1. Pagecount Robot: not sure.
  2. Pics: OK.
  3. Name.php: Unsolved.
  4. Clock of Uncyclopedia.hk: Unsolved.
  5. Namespaces and mediawikis of zh-tw Uncyclopedia: Unsolved. When it comes back to normal?
  6. New problem: See Babel. The sidebar appears.
--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 09:55, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Help Carlb

A Desciclopédia brasileira ta cheio de BUGs, presisamos urgentemente de sua ajuda por lá. User: DRAGOMANIACO (Desciclopédia do Brazil)

Please Carlb, we need your help in Desciclopedia! UltraJohnny 14:01, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Trouble at Hikipedia

Dear Carlb, there is widespread confusion at Hikipedia as strange and sinister omens haunt the site. As I discover reading the posts above, the situation is by no means unique. Since early November, subprojects (Hömppäpedia, Hikikirjasto etc.) and their namespaces have experienced severe trouble and continue to be inaccessible for users who haven't logged in. Things have taken a turn for the worse recently as registered users (including me) have been unable to access their user and/or discussion pages. No namespaces that include our insane vöwëls (Ä, Ö) seem to function properly. This is a major drawback as the Finnish word for user happens to be käyttäjä. The problems seem to fade at times, but they keep recurring. Therefore, the hopelessly incompetent users of Hikipedia have decided to bring this sad state of affairs to your knowledge in the hope that you might be able to investigate its causes and remedy it. Please. --Näpölëön 09:44, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

We were using an extension which allowed admins to add or remove custom namespaces (the code is here). This was done in late 2006 after plans to include a namespace editor (like the one in the WikiData 1.6 branch) in the main MediaWiki 1.7+ code never materialised. The extension was a kludge, based heavily on the special:interwiki editor, but it was working... until a new server (2 x Opteron-2346, 16Gb RAM, 4x750Gb HDD's) was added alongside the existing servers a week ago. The namespaces extension has never operated reliably on the new server, which may account for much of the weirdness which you and others describe. Namespaces like käyttäjä are part of the core MediaWiki translations but there are other administrador-created 'aliases' (such as cat: for categoria: on the Brazil's Desciclopédia) which will need to be supported by some other means - perhaps a replacement of the old special:namespaces with something more stable. Worst-case, I rewrite the extension. --Carlb 18:05, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
The Pagecount Robot, Pics, Clock of Uncyclopedia.hk and Namespaces were back to normal. (As you said, the namespaces management right has gone. But make namespaces work is much important.)
However, can you restore the new name.php to non-Wikia Uncyclopedias? The name of Chinese variants return to the old one in some non-Wikia Uncyclopedias (include Babel).
And, Babel no longer the printable version displayed.
--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 18:24, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

edit zh-tw namespace configuration

Dear Carlb, we discovered that administrators are unable to configure namespaces. May you restore this function? --Leeyc0 00:06, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I have overlooked the previous paragraph. Now I know the reason why the namespace editor disappeared. --Leeyc0 07:23, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Mediawiki in uncyclopedia.hk

Thank You, the name.php is OK. I also saw a new method to make the sidebar disappear.

I discovered something special at uncyclopedia.hk. It is normal in log-out mode. But in log-in mode No change showed in Special:Allmessages. But in Mediawiki namespace, all Mediawikis are still there. As it does not affect the well-being of uncyclopedia.hk, and more importantly uncyclopedia.tw, this is just for your reference. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 01:29, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

If you see one set of language messages while logged in and another logged-out, odds are you've set your language to something other than zh-hk in your user preferences - most likely because Hong Kong uses Taiwan's database in its entirety, including the userlist. As for being able to set language and namespace names, it looks like there is an extension that may be able to do that Special:Configure. That extension is overkill, containing many settings which we don't need or which will need to be configured as read-only. It would however allow things such as project name, wiki language, namespaces and aliases to be set from a web interface. --Carlb 18:03, 14 November 2008 (UTC)
The problem of Chinese variants. I understand now. That mean the same mediawiki, I have to copy 6 more times to sometime like mediawiki:abc/zh-abc and mediawiki:abc/zh-bcd to fix it. What a big trouble brought by the Zh Wikipedia and Zh-yue Wikipedia!--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 17:04, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Special:Configure

I checked Special:Configure. Special:Configure seems to be too dangerous. It may be better to unintall Special:Configure if zh-tw Uncyclopedia and other Carat's Uncyclopedias are not go independent.

Special:Configure is helpless to the zh-tw Uncyclopedia, as log-in users from Hong Kong may choose zh-hk as their language preference (Chinese has too many variants). Special:Configure cannot made languages like zh-hk disable. Therefore, I still have to unitify the mediawikis of the two sets by hand.

The only good thing of Special:Configure may be the partly-functioned namespace setting, which can add new namespace. If you want to rewrite the namespace editor, please consider:

  1. how to made change to the namespace name (default or non-default name also) without delete the namespace-ID,
  2. how to change the namespace-ID (for example, from 88 to 100).

--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 00:46, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

As far as I know, any namespace editor should be able to change the name (or aliases) of an existing namespace, but I haven't seen one that would take everything from one existing numbered namespace and renumber it to a differently-numbered namespace. Even moving pages from mainspace that have "Forum:..." in the names so that they're in "Forum:" namespace (instead of inaccessible in mainspace) seems to require running a maintenance/namespaceDupes.php command-line script. Pity that MediaWiki.org didn't go through with the original plan to include a proper namespace editor in MW 1.7 - we needed this years ago. --Carlb 20:35, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

edit thumb image cannot be generated

Dear carlb, there is an thumb image that cannot be generated. May you check for it? The affected page is Sigmund FreudImage:佛洛伊德精神分析.jpg)--Leeyc0 14:09, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

Will it be the result of the newly Special:Configure. The MediaWiki update seems to have problem. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 16:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
Looks to be an ImageMagick problem - if I switch back to libgd it works fine. ImageMagick is not a part of the core MediaWiki package nor an extension, it's a separate convert utility used (optionally) to resize images. Then again, Dr. Freud is probably ready to diagnose the new server as being obsessed in some unhealthy manner with its own motherboard by now... --Carlb 20:30, 17 November 2008 (UTC)
By the way, I just discovered that when I tried to update MediaWiki:Sitenotice, the change is not reflected, and when we look at Special:AllMessages, MediaWiki:Sitenotice still has the old value. May you check it? --Leeyc0 04:17, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

edit MediaWiki cycle

How much time would be taken for the updates in MediaWiki namespace applied to the site? Sometimes I saw the changes in Spacial:Allmessages immediately, sometimes a few hours, and sometimes in days. (Would it be in months?) Do you know why? --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 00:43, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

The MediaWiki messages seem to be being stored based on the setting $wgMessageCacheType; this allows selection of if (and where) to cache the messages, but I don't see anywhere to set an expiry time. It appears that every time httpd is restarted, the APC cache is cleared, removing the old messages. --Carlb 14:05, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

edit forum

Forum

Zh-tw Uncyclopedia are testing its forum. Do you know how to make the Forum_talk disappear (like the pic)?

I saw the namespace Forum_talk in English Uncyclopedia. so we set one in zh-tw Uncyclopedia also. Do you know the usages of it?--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 10:56, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

The code which hides the forum_talk tab is in mediawiki:common.css and on en.uncyclopedia looks like:
/* Kills "Forum talk:" links --Algorithm */
body.ns-110 #ca-talk { display: none !important }
body.ns-110 #ca-nstab-forum { margin-right: 16px }

Replace 110 with the namespace number of whatever namespace you use for Forum:


The Forum_talk namespace isn't very useful; it only exists because MediaWiki normally deals with namespaces in pairs, with the odd-numbered namespaces being talk or discussion. If it were useful, mediawiki:common.css wouldn't be being modified to make it go away. --Carlb 14:05, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

It's work. Thank you! Can you put the zh:tw Forum link (zh-tw:論壇:首頁) on Village Dump? It's locked. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 12:41, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

edit Katakana

Why ニホンゴ? This is so skillful that I cannot understand the humour. Not funny. In this case, Katakana expresses stupidness of the editor that decided about. --Ore tatieno 13:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Just for Ore tatieno: ニホンゴ paired with アンサイクロペディア. ニホンゴ is not Japanese? Who has asked you to have fun on zh-tw Uncyclopedia? It's only affected zh-tw Uncyclopedia! Chinese script used by Chinese. The term Japanese ought to be in Japanese own script, that is Katakana. If you like, you can termed all cmn yue zh zh-classical zh-cn zh-hans zh-hant zh-hk zh-mo zh-my zh-sg zh-tw zh-yue as any term you think Chinese can identify it as Chinese language on your ja Uncyclopedia. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 15:59, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Oh! It's so funny! I have never had such a thing that regarded as a virtual fantasy! So lovely! Thank you! --Ore tatieno 17:16, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
Ore tatieno, I don't believe you can found other terms than the original 13 (compromise to be coexist in a single Zh Wikipedia) or the 13 terms I used (respect each place) to describe these 13 Chinese language codes. This time changing "special:configure" in zh-tw Uncyclopedia is for deleting namespace 27 (forum talk) and add back some namespace aliases. Then zh-tw found "special:configure" has bugs, and need the help of Carlb. If you like the Chinese script "日本語", no problem.--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 07:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
In fact, it reminded me the first that I found the term both on the Uncyclopedia:Multilingual coordination and Main Page. I have known about that from the Japanese article, Diary. It is our sence that I have written above. But your previous comment made the global wit clear to me.
It is really strange that the caption of interwiki link follows like this, of course without that in Traditional Chinese edition. I support this situation, this fresh approaches and you. Excuse me having stoned. --Ore tatieno 16:56, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Now, as you want, using Chinese script "日本語". Are your ja Uncyclopedia have a Chinese script name "八百科事典"? I saw "八百科事典" on zh wikipedia. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 02:46, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Thank you. I have no rights to bespeak to Taiwanese edition. Please do as you want, too. 八百科事典(はっぴゃっかじてん, Happyakka Jiten) is the way to call Uncyclopedia in both traditional and elegant ethos of Japan. It is inferable that アンサイクロペディア has been used frequently after the World War II. (Reference: "History of Japanese Uncyclopedia that was brought down from ancient China", Mimmei Shobo)--Ore tatieno 03:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Please uninstall Special:configure

The Special:configure cause problems, not solving problems.

  1. New settings in uncyclopedia.tw would not automatically applied to uncyclopedia.hk.
  2. Serious bug: After save setting: $wgRestrictionLevels and $wgThumbLimits always reproduce itself, as
    • autoconfirmed sysop autoconfirmed sysop autoconfirmed sysop autoconfirmed sysop...
      Configure-protect
    • 120 150 180 200 250 300 120 150 180 200 250 300 120 150 180 200 250 300...
  3. Serious bug: After save setting:
    • first time: setting changed
    • second time: setting back to default
    • third: setting changed
    • fourth: setting back to default...

Please uninstall Special:configure!

Please set the configure of uncylopedia.tw, uncyclopedia.hk and zh.uncyclopedia.info for us by hand:

$wgLanguageCode

zh-tw - 正體中文‪

$wgLocalTZoffset

480

$wgLocaltimezone

Asia/Taipei

$wgExtraLanguageNames

cmn 正體中文‪
yue 香港語
zh 汉语
zh-classical 文言
zh-cn ‪汉语
zh-hans ‪汉语
zh-hant ‪正體中文
zh-hk 香港語
zh-mo 中文(澳門)
zh-my 华语(马来西亚)
zh-sg ‪华语(新加坡)‬
zh-tw 正體中文‪
zh-yue 香港語

$wgRestrictionLevels

autoconfirmed
sysop

$wgExtraNamespaces

1 討論
2 用戶
3 用戶討論
4 偽基百科
5 偽基百科討論
6 圖像
7 圖像討論
8 媒體偽基
9 媒體偽基討論
10 範本
11 範本討論
12 協助
13 協助討論
14 分類
15 分類討論
16 偽基新聞
17 偽基新聞討論
18 偽基辭典
19 偽基辭典討論
20 動漫遊戲
21 動漫遊戲討論
22 偽基文庫
23 偽基文庫討論
24 主題展館
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Thank You! --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 07:56, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Does this mean that the $wgLanguage code for uncyclopedia.hk becomes "zh-tw" instead of "zh-hk"? --Carlb 08:19, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Zh-tw is OK. Zh-tw Uncyclopedia set mediawiki:abcde/zh-hk and mediawiki:abcde/zh-tw as {{Mediawiki:abcde}} on major system messages. After user login, if mediawiki:/zh-hk and mediawiki:/zh-tw run smoothly, nearly no different.
An unique $wgLanguage code of "zh-tw" may help the wiki run smoothly. I saw $wgLanguage codes of "zh-tw" on uncyclopedia.tw and "zh-hk" on uncyclopedia.hk made the mediawiki:/zh-hk and mediawiki:/zh-tw not work on both sides.
This is for your reference, Wikia runs 10 or 12 Uncyclopedias that have Carat version.
I uploaded an image of the bug of $wgRestrictionLevels of special:configure:
Configure-protect
--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 01:24, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
And now, carlb-san, there have been also some bugs on Japanese Uncyclopedia. They have resolved most bugs to change some special pages that had appeared after your updates. We have seen your upgrade as not to be completed. I may be going to ask about rinsing after your work. S'il vous plait. --Ore tatieno 16:56, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
Thank Carlb.
Ore tatieno, you think Carlb understand Japanese? Do you think Carlb understand Traditional Chinese? --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 02:46, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
Carlb-san would talk at both Japanese and Taiwanese edition if he understood those languages.--Ore tatieno 03:21, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

edit configure $wgRestrictionLevels in zh-tw

Dear Carlb, please configure $wgRestrictionLevels to ("", "autoconfirmed", "sysop") (the default value) in zh-tw . We are unable to unprotect article now. Thank you. --Leeyc0 14:22, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

I have not think about "unprotect" before. Sorry. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 14:41, 10 December 2008 (UTC)
Done. Thank Carlb. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 00:28, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

edit ka km oc Uncyclopedia

I checked the new ka Uncyclopedia's interwiki, please update the following:

Thank!

What happen to km and oc Uncyclopedias? Pagecount is Zero. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 00:28, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Updates lost

What happened to zh-tw Uncyclopedia? All updates in last few days lost, the site came back to a week ago. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 01:05, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Ja Uncyclopedia has also rewound to a few weeks ago though it may be the supposed situation for you, Carlb-san. But we, Uncyclopedians onto Toronto cannot preliminarily predict those like troubles at all. There is seen no rock-steady clue about servers at that city on Canada. At least, I am not a member of the mileage program of Air Canada. I cannot ride on airplanes for a half of a day, because of my fear, in the first place. Could you show us the schedule of servers in the time to come, if it will be planned? --Ore tatieno 07:24, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
In addition, blocked IP users have reactivated for this rewind. I am also afraid that they would give bad influences down to your update and/or upgrade. Which do our SYSOPs treat better, to ignore, to re-block or not to care about you?--Ore tatieno 16:10, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Dear Carlb,
Finnish Hikipedia is also suffering from the kind of amnesia described above and has apparently lost updates made since mid-November. The community is baffled by the situation. Several superstitious users are afraid to edit the site before the lost edits have been restored (if, indeed, they will or can be restored) as they fear this could bring about serious disturbances in the time-space continuum, or something, and complicate the situation even further. As the community, faced with uncertainty, couldn't think of anything to do, it decided to contact you in order to get that great feeling of "at least we tried". Some users are keen to know what actually happened but most are just waiting for normalization. --Näpölëön 09:10, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
We'll be very pleased if you can enlighten us :) --God of Mercy 15:33, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia in hungarian language don't working two days. Why? Please help! --OsvátA Palackposta 15:41, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

WARNING: Deleted pages are BACK! Ensure you remember to delete them one more time! (I have deleted tens of reborn pages at last 48 hours. But I sure not all!) --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 07:36, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Dear Carlb, I am a member of the Japanese Uncyclopedia.A few days passed after Japanese Uncyclopedia had lost the memory of about three weeks.Most users are ceasing activity temporarily now.We are puzzled.Are the lost data going to be restored?Please, tell me.That's all.If my English is wrong, I'm sorry.--夏月CUSTOM 14:01, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

edit F I E L D _ 0 T H E R attack

F I E L D _ 0 T H E R attack WARNING

Encyclopedi.as and zh-tw Uncyclopedia were attacked. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 06:10, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

They visit meta: and encyclopedi.as every hour. Maybe you have to check other Uncyclopedias. --Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 12:51, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Missing pages

Hello, Carlb. Many pages since 14th december are missing on ikkepedia.org. The site has been unstable, and the pages have been missing for almost a week now. --Trubadurix 12:07, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

AND THEY ARE STILL MISSING! PLEASE HELP THE NORWEGIAN PEOPLE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

edit uncyclopedia.tw email system is not working

Dear Carlb, we discovered that the email system of uncyclopedia.tw is not working. An error message of "mailer error" appears. May you check for it? By the way, the favicon.ico is missing, may you recover it? --Leeyc0 13:48, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Hunciklopédia

FigNo1

Dear Carlb! All contributions to be missing from 05-12-2008 to 14-12-2008 in hungarian Unciklopédia. [3] When are coming back? Thanks. OsvátA Palackposta 17:32, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Dear OverGod (using System.namespace:Carlb)!

Is there any chance to recover our lost and severely maimed articles using the conventional (server magick) method or shall we try Doctor House's method for memory recovering? [1] Gremlin Live or dead messengers here, please11:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Cheerful Coming Year!


  1. Long needles into the brain and electroshock, as it was seen in the episode named Wilson's heart

edit Happy Hanukkah

edit Desciclopedia

Hi Carlb. I'm Vini07, an user of Desciclopedia. WTF happenned with the servers? xD some users thinks you turn Coca-Cola in the servers.. lol! well, thanks anyway. 201.87.45.141 01:07, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

edit 404 not found for zh-tw

Dear Carlb, we noticed 404 not found error for zh-tw, is there any server manitenance undergoing? --Leeyc0 08:13, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Cannot edit any page after login in zh-tw

Dear Carlb, I just discovered I cannot edit any page after I have logged in. The session lost message is shown (Sorry! We could not process your edit due to a loss of session data. Please try again. If it still does not work, try logging out and logging back in.) when I tried to edit a page. I tried to log in with another browser (Normally I use Firefox and I discovered the problem, and I used IE to test for the problem), but I found that I cannot login again. May you help me? --Leeyc0 14:53, 23 January 2009 (UTC)

I have this problem too. I can't edit anything when I've logged in. But oppositely, I can edit after log out. --SunnyChow 07:03, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Misery

Please to control session data processing of hungarian Unciklopedia, because I can't edit, only anonim. It's a very big problem, because I'm a singular operative admin. Thanks: OsvátA Palackposta 08:03, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

We have a problem with this on Ikkepedia.org too, and many pages are still missing after the rollback in december. Can you please contact us in our forum thread about the problems we've had lately? --Trubadurix 17:41, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Neciclopedia.org

I'm just going to release Neciclopedia (Moldovan Uncyclopedia), but I need some things modified:

  • New logo. I'd like to use the Communist potato logo.
  • Top20 Code (some sort of national Google Analytics. It's both a ranking system and an analytics one). --87.248.181.122 20:21, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Pages lost in Hikipedia

Hi. We in Hikipedia seem to have lost some of our pages, and even I as an admin and a bureaucrat cannot undelete them, it seems like they have never existed. For example, the page Hikipedia:IRC-kanava is lost. Could you explain why is this so and could you undelete the missing pages? --Created credit (i'm not a creationist) creations 20:19, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

The pages are still missing. --Created credit (i'm not a creationist) creations 15:11, 9 March 2009 (UTC)


edit About Proxy Block Option

Japanese Uncyclopedia is troubled by Open Proxy(Tor). I've tried enable "MediaWiki Open Proxy Block Option"($wgBlockOpenProxies) from Special Page, but Japanese Special page have no such option. And please implement this option, and switch enable or disable this option by ourselves when it is necessary. --Muttley 15:12, 22 February 2009 (UTC) P.S.When you've implement this option, please tell on my Japanese Talk page.--Muttley 15:15, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Or implement TorBlock Extention please.--Muttley 10:30, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

edit The hebrew version

The hebrew name for eincyclopedia is איןציקלופדיה, not אנציקלופדיה as I'ts written In the table. can you please change that?

edit Image thumbnail generation problem in zh-tw

Dear Carlb, we found that there is problem in thumbnail generation in newly uploaded images. See 圖像:怪叔叔1.jpg, 圖像:怪叔叔2.jpg and 圖像:蒼兄.jpg for example. Thanks. --Leeyc0 06:57, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Sobre Pt-Uncyclopedia

Carlb not know if we made but I call MarceloRenard2 the Desciclopédia and read a forum on raising money to buy a new server for the DP. It was the user:Rothmanns who suggested the idea and it looks good. Also, he asked someone to give him the science of the situation. Well why I am sending you the link for the forum:http://desciclopedia.org/index.php?title=Forum:S.O.S_Carlb&t=20090509232441

Well, if you have time take a look that many see as unacceptable. Finally, forgive me for bad knowledge of English. And let me know if I respond in my Talk or my sockpuppet's in Inciclopedia, as I am always present there. Thanks. SuperTailsTails a 2 MarceloRenard2, the preppie foxTails run preppies' vandalisms Tails fly 00:01, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit zh-tw .swf uploading

Excuse me. There is something I've hoped to tell you for a long time. Uploading Flash is not allowed in zh-tw uncyclopedia. May you open it again?--SunnyChow 15:05, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Well! It's so important for us to have flash movie on our UnGame. This has too much potential.--SunnyChow 14:48, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Domain Name expire

Domain Name: uncyclopedia.tw

Record expires on 2009-07-09 (YYYY-MM-DD)
Record created on 2007-07-09 (YYYY-MM-DD)

Would you hold the domain name for us?--Hant (Talk) - For your safety, China Free! - 03:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Japanese アンサイクロペディア is too.We lost UnNews Forum and Undictionary.I think that dual boot servers in Canada has problem.They servers take separate log.Please help us.fenrir(T/C/M) 02:35, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Norwegian Ikkepedia's namespaces Forum: Ikkenytt: Hvordan: Hvorfor: are also very unstable and completely unaccessible to unregistered users. --Trubadurix 12:16, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

edit user reported they have difficulties logging in to zh-tw

Dear carlb,

A user reported that he is unable to log in. A sql error "1205: Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction (roberto)" is caught by "User::invalidateCache". May you check for it?

--Leeyc0 11:37, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

There is a same error with function "User::incEditCount" when I am saving my edit without "logging" out.--SunnyChow 10:25, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

The server turns out to be unstable for a few months already and all sort of strange errors comes out. All personal preferences would spontaneously reset for no reason, slow response, database lockout and even 403 forbidden error "You don't have permission to access /index.php on this server. Apache/2.2.3 (Red Hat) Server at zh.uncyclopedia.info Port 80". May you check for it throughly? --Leeyc0 13:06, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

Reset items in special:preferences may be a result of mediawiki version upgrades - there are differences in the way MW 1.16 stores this info compared to old versions such as MW 1.14. If this is the case, a user changing the preferences manually (for those few users who are affected) will resolve most or all of these issues. --Carlb 04:23, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I have changed back the perferences several times, but seems that the preferences will reset back some time later for no reason. And sometimes we found there are some difficulties when saving the preferences, I have to press the save button for a few times to make the preferences really save. --Leeyc0 14:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit RC list in fi:

The advanced setting for fi: RC-list seems to have a problem. When I click the little arrows that are supposed to open the list of edits on a certain page, the list doesn't open.--C12 13:57, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Do you have JavaScript enabled in-browser? The "advanced" version of special:recentchanges requires this, the standard version does not. --Carlb 04:23, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Unciklopedia is in a really bad shape

Hi Carlb!

Hungarian Unciklopedia is again a step closer to the bottomless chasm of Nothingness.

  • For example, if you want to go to an existing user or user talk page, sometimes the software responds with giving a new page with no content, but if you refresh it for a random number of times, it gaves you the page you wanted. There are other anomalies too and they are getting worse with time:
  • Main contributors list item is no more, instead we see <contributors-toolbox>
  • Reference extension is not working anymore. (<cite_reference_link>)
  • Templates sometimes are not working.
Gremlin 14:33, 23 August 2009 (UTC)
If you're seeing text like <contributors-toolbox> and <cite_reference_link>, this likely means that you are missing the corresponding messages in the MediaWiki: namespace mediawiki:contributors-toolbox and mediawiki:cite_reference_link. In most cases, the missing messages on upgrade will be for text created to translate extensions - not core MediaWiki code. For problem templates, check the HTML code in the template to ensure that any tags you open are closed (in the correct order). Older MediaWiki versions would close some tags automatically, 1.14 and 1.16 do not. Templates which use the random <choose> / <option> tags will have to be called using (for instance) {{expletive|}} and not {{expletive}} - otherwise you will see problems when using the same random template multiple times on the same page. Are there any specific pages that I should be viewing that are giving errors/blank? --Carlb 04:17, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Inactive Sysop at Desciclopedia

The user Straczynsky is inactive since June 4 of 2008 ( see his last contribution)

An inactive sysop is absolutely useless and must have his status removed

Do it please Brazilian User 20:36, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Dude. There are probably like a bazillion inactive sysops. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:24, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

...and some of us resemble that remark :) --Carlb 22:03, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnCommons is currently down

I am currently re-installing the database for UnCommons, which has been giving errors "unable to access database server (oscar)". It looks like all text was backed up three days ago and all images are current, but errors will be observed both on www.jpe.gs itself and on various individual wikis until I correct these issues. Desciclopédia meanwhile is showing text but no images, various other wikis are affected. --Carlb 16:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hu:

„1146: Table 'uncyc_hu.tag_summary' doesn't exist (oscar)”. 17:10, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

5 days are missing from history of Hungarian Unciklopedia. Why ? WHY??? OsvátA Palackposta 19:00, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Yes! What happened between Sep 6 12:25 UTC (to you Single-English speaking people, that's 25 minutes past noon o'clock on the sixth Day of September this Year) and Sep 11 18:28 (that's about half past 6 pm five days later). On behalf of Ikkepedia.org, --jeff_no 19:42, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
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