User talk:Capt willard
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This is my talk page. There are many like it but this one is mine. My talk page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my talk page is useless. Without my talk page, I am useless. I must read my talk page true. I must talk weirder than my enemy, who is trying to bite my left arm. I must bite him before he bites me. I will. Before The Flying Spaghetti Monster I swear this creed: my talk page and myself are defenders of my ramblings, we are the masters of my domain, we are the saviors of my dignity. So be it, until there is no enemy, but weird peace. Mazaltof.
--Capt willard 12:42, 31 May 2006 (UTC)